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Education / Re: Francis Ogbonnaya Otunta Dies In A Car Accident (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:38pm On Mar 30, 2021
Dyke15:
Chai! My VC dat year
Rumor had it dat he impregnated one his students ND had to fly her abroad
His wife who was also a lecturer in d galz department went wild ND failed almost all d galz in dat galz department
Na rumour tho

Wisdom is something they don't teach in classes...u are a perfect illustration of what that statement means...
May his soul rest in peace...
Romance / Re: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 12:01pm On Mar 29, 2021
Angel246:
Yes, they knelt down because it's the right way to go about it. You and your likes can go hug a transformer okay.

I will rather gladly drink 6 bottles of sniper and also hug a transformer than go on my knee to propose to any woman... Rubbish borrowed culture that is making u brainwashed feminists not to know ur place.
Romance / Re: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:56am On Mar 29, 2021
Doradorwa:
Isn't it unethical to kneel down on a military uniform... My boyfriend will not even allow me to hug him until he remove his cap and belt. Anyway congrats to them.

Probably ur boyfriend doesn't serve in the nigerian army.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Bella Shmurda In The Studio In Ghana (Video) by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:01am On Mar 24, 2021
KingAzubuike:
Bella Shmurda of all people lol Wizkid has stooped so low.


U are a fu¢king nobody n I suggest that u shove ur inconsequential opinion down ur $tupid butthol€

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Religion / Re: If Your Wife Sucks Your Manhood, You Are Gay - Apostle Sakordie by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:14pm On Mar 12, 2021
Edobabe20:

You just sounded soooo frustrated ,see how you typed rubbish as if you know me personally, you're a big disgrace to manhood and your family at large ,smh for you, I really pity people who associates with you undecided

Lol...u have a very low IQ
Religion / Re: If Your Wife Sucks Your Manhood, You Are Gay - Apostle Sakordie by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:19pm On Mar 12, 2021
Edobabe20:
I can't see myself sucking a man's di***k like wtf?
After keeping myself for you all you could ask me to do is sucking your whatever with my mouth shocked ARU

Always pretending and deceiving other gullible girls meanwhile in real life u are a di¢k eating monster ... Steady three square meal of ¢ock meat sandwich...

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Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Buys Porsche For His Mother (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:05pm On Mar 05, 2021
Shikena:

lipsrsealed Someone should borrow me that Bubu and his toothpick picture


Lol
Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Buys Porsche For His Mother (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:35pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dalil8:
Where ur papa young man? Abi he tell u say he no like porsche? or u fall from sky enter ur mama belle?

Baba God triple my blessings i must buy my papa house for Beverly Hills or Bel-Air, make am proud.

Left with our mothers we might never have been born. Our fathers made the move plus they put in all the work/efforts. God bless all fathers worldwide.


Calm down bro, the young man adores his father too. He already bought him many cars. I have bn following Izzi for a very long time. His family love him and I am his number one fan In nigeria.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:16pm On Mar 04, 2021
sapphiere:
My post wasn't for you or your type. Goodbye

Chronic gold digging hoe
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Has Separated From President Buhari - Kemi Olunloyo by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:41am On Feb 27, 2021
GOVERNMENT2:
BUT WHO COME DEY SHINE HER CONGO MEAT NOW undecided

So u were actually awake by 12:31am to write this post? Wonders shall never end.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Buys A New House (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:08am On Feb 27, 2021
Onyi22:
Na wife remain, make me your wife please

Nairaland number one gold digging hoe...

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Religion / Re: Benue Man Castrates Himself To Serve God (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2021
Who should also kill himself to meet God faster.... idiots everywhere

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Education / Re: FUTO Student Commits Suicide By Hanging In His Room (Photo) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:19am On Feb 25, 2021
sapphiere:
R.I.P to him.

Have you all notice that women rarely commit suicide.

That's because we have better things occupying our minds.



The FUTURE is FEMALE

It's now very obvious that you are an imbe¢ile..
Romance / Re: Man Caught His Girlfriend With Another Man In An Eatery Then This Happens -video by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:15pm On Feb 21, 2021
sapphiere:
They are both shameless.
Actually the man is the only shameless person here. The girl is not his wife. But if I don't drag the woman into it, these NL boys would see me as a man-hater.

It's not just about seeing you as a man hater, it's about how u are regularly advertising ur annoying topnotch fo0lishness in this forum. Your hatred for men have made it ur trade mark to always think and behave like someone with too many loose screws in their head... U need to examine your pathetic life carefully cos u are obviously lost.

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Politics / Re: Six Children Killed In Attack By IPOB On Anambra Community by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:38pm On Feb 19, 2021
dat9jaguy:


So you guys now go after children, very bad.
Ordinary Airforce surveillance yesterday you guys were already shouting massacre.
Continue the chest beating, when you see the result you go rest.

You have a very low IQ walahi...
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by Colonelswitz101(m): 3:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
Okoroawusa:
I Love this

Idiots like you n those liking ur post should have come to this world as gorillas and chimpanzees

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Autos / Toyota Land Cruiser For Sale At 8.2million Naira by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:33am On Feb 09, 2021
Toyota Land cruiser upgraded from 2005 to 2020.

Faultless, just buy and drive.



Location: Abia state.

Celebrities / Re: #JusticeForIjeoma: Mercy Eke Says Murdered Makeup Artist Was Her Coursemate by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:10am On Feb 06, 2021
Edusouls:
When I saw the corpse of that girl in my area bus stop in the morning, we thought it was a madwoman, but new broke that it was not, I later saw her on Facebook I nearly fainted, for days I was traumatised, the worse was that cars and transporters was depositing dust on her body for two whole days, each morning her dusty corpse greeted us as we pass by, man is a beast to man, God’s most beautifully wicked creation..

I'm so heartbroken. May her soul find peace with the Lord.
Crime / Re: Teenage Girl Wants Surname Changed After Being Raped By Her Dad by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:20pm On Feb 04, 2021
Brownpeanut:


A man rapes his daughter, and you're bold enough to comment this.

So how did u reach the conclusion that he actually raped her, so unproven accusation now automatically means guilt right?
Politics / Re: Remove Army Checkpoints In South-East - Ohanaeze Youths Tell General Attahiru by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:25pm On Feb 01, 2021
helinues:
That's one of the problems I have with Ohaneze...

Removal of those unnecessary check points in South East is long over due..

Put action and follow up this time , not the one they will leave for weeks and return back

Bro did u hit ur head somewhere?

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi's All White Party In Ghana (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:00pm On Jan 31, 2021
Legalcriminal:
15k cedis = 1 million Naira chaii
No wonder dem dey like to flex muscle on Nigerians.

Our life will never be useless IJN insha Allah

The value of naira to cedi is higher. 15,000cedis may be equal to 1000000naira on exchange rate, buh on commodity value, if u buy an LG TV with that one million naira(15000cedis) in Nigeria, when u move over to Ghana, before u get same model of TV in Ghana, u must have spent 1.5 million naira for same commodity. I hope the economists in the house will understand me and explain it in right economic terms.
Politics / Re: Kingsley Moghalu: Why Is Military In Orlu And Not Police? by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:18am On Jan 28, 2021
sammirano:


Its not a wish foo l . its what is coming for all of you. Animal. Useless lot.

It is very much likely to happen to u first. Imbe¢ile
Politics / Re: Kingsley Moghalu: Why Is Military In Orlu And Not Police? by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:21pm On Jan 27, 2021
sammirano:


Werey! So orlu people are the useless terroist ESn disturbing the peace of the state. They should all be shot. Stupid people.

What u wish for others will definitely befall u. Stray bullet shall never depart from u n all ur bloodline... please say amen to that..
Politics / Re: Kingsley Moghalu: Why Is Military In Orlu And Not Police? by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:41pm On Jan 27, 2021
sammirano:
Simple because they are terrorists, and police don't fight terror.
U mean that ORLU people are now terrorists abi? I hope u are not the only child of ur parents?
Crime / Re: Lady Kills Her Husband With The Heel Of Her Shoe In Warri (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:05pm On Jan 24, 2021
Chii59:

And may God protect women from the kind of men who threw his gf from a 5 storey building. Amen.

Are u trying to justify this murder with this ur needless comparison? So we are now counting scores abi? I guess this news just made ur day...

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Crime / Re: The Story Of Dan Matakaya Mwaka & His Wife: Acid Bath, Domestic Violence by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:14pm On Jan 13, 2021
emmarocks:
What do you want him to do, drive her awa3? That means he go do marriage tire cus almost all are the same... Something must kill a man, maybe him own fit be him wifey
Bro, everyone have arguments n querels with their spouses buh the day my wife reminds me that she is capable of killing me, it's either I divorce her that day or the unthinkable will happen. There is no middle ground to threat to life. Sometimes wen my wife frown sef I make sure that I sleep alone with the door locked let alone wen someone reminds me they have my life in their hands. I will not fall prey to any woman oo
Crime / Re: The Story Of Dan Matakaya Mwaka & His Wife: Acid Bath, Domestic Violence by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:54pm On Jan 13, 2021
begge:
At times it is better you remain single than to marry a demonic wife. I remember a day i had a quarell with wife i remember what she told me that my life is in her hand that i should take time. Na e i true true take my time o.

Ur wife made such threat to u n u took it lightly n still live in the same house with her? Well I awake ur burial rice... That day sef I go drink like 6 bottles of hero...

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