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CrimeRe: Bus Driver Beaten By Kaduna Civil Defence Officer (photos) by ColtPython(m): 8:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
Everybody in uniform forming power power against harmless civilians...

angry
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele To Remarry As JJC Proposes by ColtPython(m): 1:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
Looking forward to the next break up

Car TalkRe: Innoson Launches Cars For Low And Middle Class Nigerians by ColtPython(m): 1:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
jmichlins:
when you import raw materials from scarce forex at 300/$, pay workers and buy diesel to power your factory not forgetting bank interest and tax, you can choose to sell for free and we will rush. Even if they sell the car at 300k you will not buy you know why? you no get money
WTF!

shocked

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Defeated, Chibok Girls Rescue Underway, Says Buratai by ColtPython(m): 1:31pm On Feb 25, 2016
Each time this is announced publicly, those boys will attack a community to show these guys are liars angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ongoing Work At Berger Bus Stop Bridge (photos) by ColtPython(m): 1:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
Which berger bus stop?

At where?
undecided
PropertiesRe: Arson - My House Deliberately Set On Fire (pics) by ColtPython(m): 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2016
I don't get undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wins Again, Trump Scores Big Win In Nevada by ColtPython(m): 11:23am On Feb 24, 2016
May the trump be with you all

cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Nigerian Embassy In Riyadh, Meets Nigerians (Pics) by ColtPython(m): 10:42am On Feb 24, 2016
He'd better not come back empty handed angry
EducationRe: Four Finalists Emerge For Pat Utomi Prize For Student Debate by ColtPython(m): 10:26am On Feb 24, 2016
Congrats to all of them cool
CelebritiesRe: Fans Accuse IcePrince Of Bleaching After Flashing His Knuckles (photo) by ColtPython(m): 10:18am On Feb 24, 2016
grin

Everyone wants to look like Michael Jackson these days na grin
PhonesRe: Emeka Oparah Of Airtel Visits 4-Year-Old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked by ColtPython(m): 10:17am On Feb 24, 2016
Hope this is not for PRO purposes sha undecided
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke's Photoshoot For Designer Layo G Woman by ColtPython(m): 10:14am On Feb 24, 2016
I pity her husband and child sha embarassed
RomanceRe: Reply To A Lady Calling Guys Womaniser by ColtPython(m): 10:04am On Feb 24, 2016
litetias:
This sentence is disgraceful and maybe the Op is a graduate.
How hard can it be to communicate in English?
Shame!
So you now mark grammatical errors of faceless individuals on the internet. Hope they pay you well sha... If not, check my signature tongue
RomanceRe: Reply To A Lady Calling Guys Womaniser by ColtPython(m): 10:02am On Feb 24, 2016
Epic reply!!! grin
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Signs A Lady To His Record Label (photo) by ColtPython(m): 10:01am On Feb 24, 2016
Na wa o.

Only a woman has the power to separate a set of male twins sad
PoliticsRe: AirForce Officer Reading His Bible, Armed With His Gun by ColtPython(m): 9:58am On Feb 24, 2016
Not a new thing...

Even US soldiers organize praise and worship sessions grin
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Fires Back At CharlyBoy For Calling His Show Was Boring (photo) by ColtPython(m): 9:56am On Feb 24, 2016
2016 ... The year of no chills grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Stuns At The Elle Style Awards (photos) by ColtPython(m): 9:11am On Feb 24, 2016
Iya pampers grin
RomanceRe: Churchgirls Vs Clubgirls, How True? - Snapshot by ColtPython(m): 9:44am On Feb 22, 2016
Hmmm

If I say I prefer club girls now, some NL church girls may think about it and start clubbing...

NOw how do I choose?
embarassed
RomanceRe: Bisi Alimi Shops For Wedding Rings (photo) by ColtPython(m): 9:41am On Feb 22, 2016
Yuck!!! cool
CelebritiesRe: Guvnor Ace Abandons Swedish Wife For Younger Woman by ColtPython(m): 9:38am On Feb 22, 2016
The juju must have worn off
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ColtPython(m): 1:05pm On Feb 21, 2016
bigkesh:
1. You were crucified on Friday and you couldn't even wait till Sunday morning just to have a complete resurrection, just like every other thing in your life its also incomplete......

2. You keep showing every trait of a child given up at a local clinic as payment for the fee of his own delivery.......
But why won't she do that when that nasty wretched look of yours have been on your face since week 4 of your unfortunate fertilization and your head looked like a backward turned face cap......
Who wouldn't give up a boy looking like the Alaba to the 'ibeji Oran' in Yoruba horror movies




Is this a comeback?? Well maybe because they came from the back of your head...
If I am blindfolded and I pick alphabets at random,I will still come up with a smarter epistle
3. Next time just turn yourself upside down that way blood can flow to that paper mache brain of yours and you can finally make sense....

You dare call yourself an analyst? Analyst of what??

4. The only thing your brain has the power to analyze is the brightness of your future and you can only do that with the help of a total eclipse of the sun

The only upward move you have made in life is dumping Arsenal for Bayern,even at that you couldn't even be the boss in a two man thread on a faceless forum......

Its a pity I don't have enough middle finger to let you know how I feel about you...
If you want to die,it doesn't have to be in my hands.....If you are tired of your faded existence just climb up to your level of ignorance and jump down to your IQ's level


5. The sex that lead to you must have happened on Lagos-Ibadan expressway because that's were most accidents happen.....
Little wonder you came out like a failed,half made Anti-christ


You are one of the few reasons abortion should be legalized.....
The 5-point palm exploding heart technique

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5s0dXnDbC1E/hqdefault.jpg
HealthRe: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by ColtPython(m): 7:52pm On Feb 20, 2016
We are gradually shifting closer to the sun lipsrsealed

Doomsday tinz
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Apologizes To Unilag Students by ColtPython(m): 7:37pm On Feb 20, 2016
Once again, what does a dead body need paracetamol for ?? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by ColtPython(m): 7:16pm On Feb 20, 2016
fromnigeria:
you don't need to be, cos it so incredible.
Exactly!

Ignorance is simply bliss

grin

PoliticsRe: Audu Ogbe Loses PVC, Fails To Vote by ColtPython(m): 7:15pm On Feb 20, 2016
ozoigbondu:
It was gathered that the Minster of Agriculture and Rural Development, Audu Ogbe could not exercise his civic responsibility in the ongoing rerun in Benue South Senatorial District rerun following his inability to locate his Permanent Voters Card.

Its was further gathered that while he could not vote, he immediately left his polling unit in Efugo.

Efforts to get Ogbe failed as he refused to answer or respond to SMS to his mobile line
http://www.punchng.com/audu-ogbe-loses-pvc-fails-vote/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
He needs it more than you think...

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PoliticsRe: Results Of Benue-South Senatorial Re-run Elections : Live Updates By BenueNews by ColtPython(m): 7:07pm On Feb 20, 2016
Updates?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 7:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
solomonbrown64:
[b] Common, not that again!....
.... A second goal keeper is now world class, please!.... This Arsenal team make goalkeepers look good because the so called strikers can't shoot. The only save he made that was cool to me was Campbell's free kick. The others were routine saves.
This same thing happened with the Southampton goalie and even Fabianski looked world class because most of our shots were directed at them. I hate to say this but we doesn't have a striker. Walcott keeps blowing hot and cold and Sanchez has lost form. Chamberlain is just a waste of space and he should be ashamed of that pathetic attempt of a shot, Iwobi who is just 19 is far better than him.
Campbell doesn't score much but he is a better Passer but how many through balls does that one need before a goal is scored. Without Ozil, we look average. If this is what we are gonna play against Barca, then I better do something else on Tuesday.
I mean, just look at the fans and the looks on their faces. Paying good money to come watch nonsense. I swear, Arsenal football club is a shareholder dream.
Kudos to Welbeck, Iwobi and Campbell. They played well. [/b]
Said it all



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We scored the least number of goals among the top 4.
CareerRe: Am Thinking Of Quitting My Job by ColtPython(m): 6:22pm On Feb 20, 2016
Quit the job.

You will get another one within 6 months grin
PoliticsRe: ​ David Mark Wins Polling Unit by ColtPython(m): 6:03pm On Feb 20, 2016
Riggers here and there...


Expecting the opponent to challenge his victory in court by next week. The normal Nigerian season film... grin
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Dollar Hike : Current Android Phones And Tablet Prices. by ColtPython(m): 5:58pm On Feb 20, 2016
Now, this is change grin
CelebritiesRe: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by ColtPython(m): 5:40pm On Feb 20, 2016
fromnigeria:
50 dolls daily shocked

whats the difference between you and the TY Bellos undecided
I'm sorry if you can't understand how I do it

grin

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