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CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Covers Thisday Style Magazine (photos) by comeandmarry: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2016
Hez a coke addict,
He bought that advert page with his lame ass money.
Gay ass grandpa
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Shows Her Toned Abs In Workout Gear by comeandmarry: 1:00pm On Jul 24, 2016
So many niggis on here already mastubating on dis edited pix.while her mates are married with kids and getting closer to God,shes here uploading useless ass pix.
Mumu dey form flat belly.
You Wan dey carry weight, local show off.
Iphone 6 Don cast.

Bigger gurls Don upgrade go Samsung s7
U go dey upload like say u be ashy,opo

Abegi

Gerrahere

Fake ass flat Tommy shit.
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Visits Ibrahim Babangida by comeandmarry: 12:55pm On Jul 24, 2016
Dis is the man that brought 419 to nigeria,d strongest scammer who scammed the late Libyan president Gaddafi of so many millions of dollars back then.
Thief
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student Poisons Fellow Students (photos) - Bishop10 by comeandmarry: 11:54am On Jul 24, 2016
Useless award,useless dept,useless students. .
Come faculty for nite,and see shits going on.
Ugly ass mofo.

Dey send u to school to read,get Dat degree and earn a living, u go about getting ugly ass paper awards forming swagg wit Dat biach from hell.
Fhuck all dis cheap ass r.I.p men


Read,graduate, enter labor force, no
Na swagg.
Uniben stdnts very useless.
Nite class,dey wont read,na too dey look girl yansh.

Fhuck yhu guys men.

If he no dey proud, he 4 dey alive.

Useless ass on paper no money award ish
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cuddles Around Tinashe - Photo by comeandmarry: 10:54am On Jul 24, 2016
Abegi,me with am dey kush steady Dat year,if ai hear say DMX Don dey sing r n b,with Dat im thug for life voice.abegi,davido get voice before,I don even tire of listening to biased useless ungodly songs by wackos,low sales,my papa inheritance Nigerian artists.
Everyone now dey sing for women.
I miss da grin,cause he rapped and sang for we niggis.

See as d mumu dey admire public Dog wit stinkin pekus.
Davido begin trip like mumu.
Odeh.



If na naija now,he go dey do like say na yankee he dey,dey speak to us in his wacked out,too much sk voice dey select like say im papa dey more looter than dansuki.
Wizkid more mature now Dan dis dumb ass niggi.


Abeg I Wan chat with my maye.
PoliticsRe: IDP Camp Couples Share Their Love Stories (PIX) by comeandmarry: 9:03am On Jul 24, 2016
Stupid ish
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole To Ize-iyamu: You’ll Go To Jail First Before Probing Me by comeandmarry: 8:48am On Jul 24, 2016
Oshiomole the rogue in khaki.
Why fear dey catch yiu.
Ugly ass mofo
EducationRe: ABU Zaria: One Of The Finest Universities In Nigeria (pics) by comeandmarry: 8:13am On Jul 24, 2016
barackodam:
Our jambs cut off is 180, just what jamb officially recommended. I don't get what's with you and your beef with my school
I see
EducationRe: ABU Zaria: One Of The Finest Universities In Nigeria (pics) by comeandmarry: 7:54am On Jul 24, 2016
So na where Uniben go copy hall 1 and hall 2 and 3 structures from.

Abegi,na by infrastructure.
Dia jamb cut off na about 130 or so.

Islamist boko haram schl.
Abegi

Dullards
TV/MoviesRe: Nickelodeon Now Shows "Gay Couple" Series: Parents Take Note by comeandmarry: 7:50am On Jul 24, 2016
Only shows Dat the owner of the TV station is Gay,
Gay crew
PoliticsRe: Wike Takes Sermon Reading In Catholic Church by comeandmarry: 7:46am On Jul 24, 2016
Qbegi Catholic na church.
A place where they don't make use of the Holy Bible
A place where they honor and worship Mary
A place where they dont worship or pray to Jesus christ,rather they go in front of a carved image of fake Mary and pray to her.
Fools
Its like a coven

Everything is chanelled.

A place of worshipping idols
A place where the Reverend father drinks beer in public and smokes cigar esp during dia harvest and bazaar

Na Catholic church, na dia witches and wizards dey go hide.

Abegi.

End times,whats d difference between witchcraft and Catholics,no difference.
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali’s Son ‘dumps’ Wife And Children After Inheriting $80million From La by comeandmarry: 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2016
Hez tired of poverty, wants too move on.
He wud come bac to get those 2 fine gurls n make his wife happier again.

Chicago is America's own ghetto ajegunle..100 percent violence, drugs,scams,mobsters, gangstars,drug Barons, very broke rappers,killers,cop killers,rapists,poverty.
Anyone who wins visa lottery, dey always through dem to d south side ghetto Chicago.
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: Pastor Converts To Islam In Taraba State by comeandmarry: 1:35pm On Jul 23, 2016
He got the right too,human rights,freedom of worship and religion.

Nobody gives a huck what you say, do or worship.

End times is drawing so xo fcking closer than klose.

Fck it men.bich ass niggis everywhere.
CrimeRe: Keke Rider Robbed & Shot In Warri By Persons He Volunteered To Help:Graphic pics by comeandmarry: 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2016
I tell niggis, always be ready,take with you a licensed gun,or pistol,or be sharp and observant.
Carry a tool always,pistol or a dagger cos ugly niggis might run up on you.
Buhari regime is sickening.
Robbery nationwide, wtf.
Sorry bro,fck dar finger is so vitak,hope it can be somehow replaced with a surgery.
Niggi we gotta be 100 percent on pistol alert,jus Dat gettn a license for gun is for d stubborn and brave niggis,cause gettn Dat gun license means you a tough niggi like me.

You observe all time,no need for odeychi bullet proof.

Kill those bad guys

Sorry Keke man,u shud be grateful they did not end your life,wicked ass niggis wud get caught soon,and trust me its capital punishment on them within 30minutes
CrimeRe: Why I Sent My Boys To Behead Todays Prints MD – Herbalist by comeandmarry: 11:59am On Jul 23, 2016
Dagbo ppl everywhere,like I said an average Nigerian is an experienced scammer.

Imaginez,d living claiming to receive signal from his fake ass non existing dead ass gods.
Fake ass traditionalist,scammist.

Chop off his manhood qnd ugly ass head.
If it were to be Arabs,na instant beheading
CrimeRe: John Onose Rapes Girl In Delta by comeandmarry: 11:42am On Jul 23, 2016
Its easy,no need for prosecution, open the mans anie,get a Hot cow,stimulate its sex organs,or better still get a horse,allow its dick to remain very hard,den position d mans anus dick ready for the horse,call nigerians to come watch d new sport in action,gate fee pass....free.

Aft Dat wen d man tink of rape again, he go run far.

Buhari regime,if its not rape,its drug peddlers, robbery,
Apc why level of kongi and rape come sky rocket during una tenure. Kai

Tufiakwa
Car TalkRe: How Good Is Used Peugeot 407 For A Beginner... by comeandmarry: 11:34am On Jul 23, 2016
manny4u:
My brother what about Nissan Mazda that's what I intend buying by November, hope it not difficult to maintain?
Or you can buy eod Nigerian used,clean,DVD,v4 or v6 leather seat...650k.

Any car you Wan buy make sure its not faulty or engine anf gear ish.

Do not speed in potholes,bad roads, avoid scratching d car factory paint.if i Wan travel, enter pub transport..let the car be an house to office,town,club,church,pick my babe thing..do not form the habit of carrying unnecessary ppl be4 u knw it,d leather seats Don dey wear out dey tear,be coded,be independent, tint your glass very thick,have all papers complete, drivers license also
Use ac always,clean dash board always.
Brother you go drive the car clean.
Wash the car in and out everyday,I wash my car everyday from 6.30am to 7.20..dats my own exercise.

If you follow these steps,ppl who dey drive range,wud be envious of your freshness.


Mazda is not bad,any car u Wan buy make sure its fuel efficient, ac compatible and sound engine.
Do not buy any car Dat has replaced new engine and gear,if not u go cry go Tb Joshua.

Its nt by how much its worth on paper, but its accessories, rims,engine capacity, neatness.
Car TalkRe: How Good Is Used Peugeot 407 For A Beginner... by comeandmarry: 7:00am On Jul 23, 2016
Buy primera for a start.
You Wan dey rush go buy big car,den at the end youd remain broke.

Buy Nissan maxima,ac tight,DVD,tinted,allow wheels, clean tokunbo 850k

Den frm thr buy muzzle,
Aft Dat buy camry sport 08

Upgrade to crosstour or venza

Aft venza,buy LR3 or range 2016.

Rolls-Royce phantom 2014 model

G wagon 2015 model

Ferrari Enzo

Aft all of those,wait patiently for buharis call, and on special invitation by the efcc.


Guy buy car wey Yur hand reach o,car wey you go fit fuel under steady ac
BusinessRe: Naira Sinks To N375 Per Dollar - The Nation by comeandmarry: 6:44am On Jul 23, 2016
I make 800k from streets every 25 days.. 800k cash.
Im my own boss.



Dollar has favored me.

To all my naijabois,i salute.
All ma naija boiz, i Yahoo
Science/TechnologyRe: All Networks Are Scams by comeandmarry(op): 3:47pm On Jul 22, 2016
There difference between download speed and surfing speed.

Everyone knows Dat.mtn fit dey fast for downloading but very slow in surfing.
I no blame u,since na cheats u dey rely on
Christianity EtcRe: Asaba Pastor Caught Having Sex With A Married Woman, Stripped Unclad (Photos) by comeandmarry: 12:05pm On Jul 22, 2016
E Don nack Dat woman pekus tire.


When will Africans esp nairobians wnd nigerians be cultured.
Ppl were in private, and then you invade their privacy.
They should fine the hotel quick.
1m im damages both mental damages and otherwise
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Missing After Boko Haram Ambush by comeandmarry: 12:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
Chibok long ago missing and forgotten
Now soldiers
Whose next
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Not Working On Blackberry, Nokia & Symbian Phones (PHOTO) by comeandmarry: 11:59am On Jul 22, 2016
End of blackberry panda cover
PhonesRe: Difference Btw Airtel And Mtn #25 Night Browsing. by comeandmarry: 10:50am On Jul 22, 2016
Make una go buy spectranet. Pay 10k a month and enjoy unlimited fastest browsing 1am to 7am....I don download movies tire,my ps4 Don full up.
For my hood,i be chairman for networking 1am tins.
Fast net,call it spectranet grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Amaechi Reduces Train Ticket To N500 After He Was Ambushed By Passengers by comeandmarry: 10:19am On Jul 22, 2016
For outdated trains with no GPS,ac,it shud be free fool
EducationRe: Jane Ottah Expelled By RSUST For Hearing Challenges Returns To School by comeandmarry: 9:36am On Jul 22, 2016
I don date deaf gurl b4

Unilag student, she too like Bleep and flexing.
Her mama sack me when she realise say na slab I dey slab come dia aous,say her picking must marry man weu dey stay Gra dey drive range sport
Today shes happily married to her man whose also deaf.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Daughter, Michelle, Models For Her Mum's Boutique by comeandmarry: 9:31am On Jul 22, 2016
In the end na olosho she go be.
She go Wan uwe Iphone6,dey date guy wey dey drive range.
Useless post,her mama need person wey go huck am very hard n cum inside Dat stinkin ass pekus before we go hear word.
Abusing the use of Internet.
Mercy aigbes phone stolen,na news.
Mercy aigbe buy okrika pant,na news.
Mercy aigbe cooks tasteless soup,na news.

Act mature,useless olosho Yoruba movie actress.
Oloshos many for lag and Abuja,dey use boutique and tailoring dey cover up.
Ho

Sick ass site always updating us on her lame ass updates, how dis Wan help the economy.

Between daddy freese and mercy and davido,i no sabi who be fastest finger first to always update irrelevant personal ish on social media.
Daddy freese go dey make mouth say im watch na 4million,yet he dey pay rent for aous,dey drive outdated tokunbo camry 07.

Mercy aigbe own na too dey post oshi for social media like who never see Internet before.
Olosho
PropertiesRe: Top 5 Best Places To Live In Lagos by comeandmarry: 8:21am On Jul 22, 2016
flokii:
'Opportunities' bro..

Moreover Lagos wasn't this rowdy then but it's still a state worth staying.. If you dnt get to see scams and all, how you wan sharp?
It's all part of the fun
Chief,e no worth am,u buy range for lag
Coti qnd robbers go dey target you

You Wan buy land build aous, omo onile go disregard you

You go work late due to traffic,boss go sack you.
You dey inside traffic, obtainers go rob you.
You Wan buy phone, comp village always available to scam you.

You manage buy eod,dey happy
Lastma go bring you tears

Car wey u buy,you carry car go mechanic,mechanic Wan scam you.

You rent aous,landlord dey throway rent go up like say na fireworks.

Ppl.feel say lag na Texas or Los Angeles because of traffic lights,nite clubs of Doom,useless infrastructure.
Malls and mansions
Fake ass low class yeyebrities forming California phonetics

Lag na waste.
Caculate all d money u waste for lag,e reach to build hostel for rent and still dey cash out
PropertiesRe: Top 5 Best Places To Live In Lagos by comeandmarry: 6:43am On Jul 22, 2016
Id rather remain in Benin Dan lag.
Useless place.
Where residents wake up 4am to work and close 10pm.
Den traffic 3 hours
U get home,on d way armed robbers rob you
Lastma and wohala
Omo onile and wohala
Why struggle to live in Lagos, when you can eat sleep peaceful and start live elsewhere without traffic and scammers too many for laag.
An average lagosian is an experienced scammer
PhonesRe: How I Lost My Phone And Lessons To Be Learnt by comeandmarry: 10:11pm On Jul 21, 2016
Brightgem:
what does this mean, and who does it help?
Phone got moved and you advising abt wristband ishhh.

Niggi take Yur torchlight phone
PhonesRe: How I Lost My Phone And Lessons To Be Learnt by comeandmarry: 9:50pm On Jul 21, 2016
Medicine after death
Car TalkRe: FRSC Car Carrying Luggage At Osogbo (photo) by comeandmarry: 6:36pm On Jul 21, 2016
D same goats go dey ask stupid questions wen u no use seat belts, see wetin dem carry put for road.

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