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RomanceRe: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by comeandmarry: 6:45am On Jun 15, 2016
Promethazine.
Gimme a.second bitch,lemme think bout it.
Im still with ma old bitch cause now im getting lot of cake.
Whose gonna be ma shoulder by time dis bitch is gone,true love dont exist,money dont make a man strong.
CrimeRe: Husband Pours Fuel On Wife In Benin, Sets Her Ablaze by comeandmarry: 5:59am On Jun 15, 2016
Ekosodin and crime are like.

Avoid Benin city, esp densely cultist populated area such as ekosodin its a death area.

PhonesRe: Beware: GLO 1000 Naira 2GB Is A Scam (pics) by comeandmarry: 11:50pm On Jun 14, 2016
I did glo and its the third week,im praying for dem,ita slow.speed between 20KBPS TO 200KBPS DAYTIME.
Cheap things are useless.
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by comeandmarry: 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
Inay world of legit scam,prostitutes are more prone to be massively duped by desperate locals.
Getting married to a hoe,slut,bitch.
Men dis bitch and niggi be smoking Dat weed shit,a fake ass niggi getting married to a bitch.
I jus gas laff cause d spirit of mumu and mugu in prostitutes both in hotels,brotels,roadsides,school hostels,campuses are like



I heard the bitch gotta fake ass pastor,imagine a pastor praying for a prostitute to get married to a local fraudster,shows we truly in endtimes,cause pastors now pray for thieves,prostitutes, both public prostitutes and online/private prostitutes then later robs them legally through unlimited church offerings,unending excuses from church pastors to secure wealth for themselves by making aggressive demands of funds under the disguise of weekly offerings,church maintainance,church equipment upgrade,church Internet data subscription either smile or spectranet, website hosting,infact church business wit fake ass end time pastors everywhere be like

PoliticsRe: PDP Youths Threaten Takeover Of Party Within 7 days by comeandmarry: 3:41pm On Jun 14, 2016
Youths who have a uniformed mindset of going there or rather planning to occupy a party for no other purpose than looting,misuse of office,abuse of political power,abuse of Bank accounts,youths whose iq capacity only evolves around no other than money, excess money,we all know the bianfran love money Die,dey cud kill for it.
In famous razyhtes olamide Badoo voice,Street ti takeova
PoliticsRe: PDP Youths Threaten Takeover Of Party Within 7 days by comeandmarry: 3:36pm On Jun 14, 2016
Youths who have a uniformed mindset of going there or rather planning to occupy a party for no other purpose than looting,misuse of office,abuse of political power,abuse of Bank accounts,youths whose iq capacity only evolves around no other than money, excess money,we all know the IPODS love money Die.
In famous razyhtes olamide Badoo voice,Street ti takeova
BusinessRe: My Recently Opened Carwash Business. by comeandmarry: 2:44pm On Jun 14, 2016
[quote author=Keneking post=46564463]Hope you have obtained official permit to run this business undecided

- liquor permit
- restaurant permit
- betting permit
- local government permit for businesses
- Pension account for your workers
- CAC registration




These keneking guy sounds like a desperate scammer,guys be wise,he might later ask you to contact him on phone,then he will throw you local payment format.
Beware of i.2 know ppl,they scam without pity.
RomanceRe: My Virgin Girlfriend Has Kidney Issue, I Love Her For Marriage, Should I Go On? by comeandmarry: 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2016
Guy go sleep, shez just 21,you Wan rush begin nack her pekus
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali’s Sex Tapes To Be Sold By His Ex Girlfriend & Babymama by comeandmarry: 8:56am On Jun 13, 2016
These mother hoes aint loyal.
Frm the days of drugs,yahoo,to days of mixtapes,blackmails,now its sex tapes.
In G units voice.
These hmmmm aint loyal.
CrimeRe: Banker Sentenced To 39-Year Jail Term For Stealing N33m From A Dead Customer by comeandmarry: 4:31pm On Jun 09, 2016
Abehgi the judicial system is useless, why jail a man for 39years.he shud be jailed for 5 years.suxh tins dont happen abroad,when its not a genocide,homicide case,big thieves
Ppl like Saraki,obj,Jonah,ibb,dimeji bankole,tinubu,fashola, dansuki,etc shud be jailed for 60years.
I always tell cooperate thieves,once youve stolen enuf Dat can last you a lifetime,relocate to another country and start life afresh,well he shud Try and take his jailterm in faith
Crime never pays the poor,only the rich and influential
Ole
Science/TechnologyRe: no more maye by comeandmarry(op): 6:50pm On Jun 08, 2016
Niggi I dont do phone convos so soon,gotta know wat it is dat you doing,I dont jump from the top
Wetin be Yur job
EducationRe: As An Undergraduate How Much Do You Receive From Your Parents Monthly? by comeandmarry: 9:10am On Jun 08, 2016
I stopped getting money in 300level,only when maye no pay which rarely happens.
I make between 250 to 350k every 5weeks frm Street.
PoliticsRe: N300million Goes Missing From Saraki's Bedroom - Sahara Reporter by comeandmarry: 7:48am On Jun 05, 2016
I make it rain,I make it rain,I make it rain,I don cut chain,i Don cut chain( Ross interlude)
Heyo Saraki,i just ran out of money,i nid 2borrow a 300 million naira cash.
I be throwin ma 50ty's
Jus stole from ma boss,idnt care if you read dis
Yeah I was dia Dat nite,took whats mine,catch me switching private jets cos I own the flights.
now am a boss,im a Playa
I make it ☔ rain on these haters.

RomanceRe: Ladies Who Had Sex On First Date With Men They Met Share Their Success Stories by comeandmarry: 10:18am On Jun 04, 2016
Pussys everywhere,hustling with it,troubling niggis with it.,making Mills with it.
Dats wat I call pussy yahoo.
AutosRe: 2007 Super Clean Honda Accord Discussion Continues Used Selling Cheap by comeandmarry: 12:37am On May 16, 2016
300k
AutosRe: ***SOLD SOLD SOLD****SOUND SOUND Well Used 2003 Honda Accord by comeandmarry: 7:17am On May 12, 2016
Cause they are thieves, eod tokunbo na 900-1.2 dem go still Wan sell dia used shit for 800k like say na new,thieves.
Imagine one idiot for olx put Honda baby Boi for 800k nqija user,jus bekoe say na leather wit chinco DVD
PhonesRe: Etisalat Follows Suit ; 1.5GB Data Now Cost N1000 by comeandmarry: 7:00am On May 12, 2016
My opinion

Etisalat 200mb.100 naira
500mb.....200 naira
1gig..400
1.5 gig.....700
3.5 gig.....1000
5gig...2k
10gig..4k
Unlimited 10k.
Finish
Finish


Make dem my plan
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Civil Service Commission Hires 4,916 Illegally by comeandmarry: 12:23pm On May 09, 2016
Inioluwa01:
Mr, did you read the post at all or you are just plain silly? How does the revealed rot concern a government that got into power less than a year ago when it was categorically stated that the illegal recruitment was between 2013 and 2015? Besides, did you not see that the region that should cry foul about this illegality is the North? How would a President from the North oversee such such assault on his fellow countrymen? Wise up bro. No offense.
Dont mind him,hez one of dose dumb ppl looking for cheats to browse the net,poor guy,he could not spend 20mb on a page,but cause Hez so broke,he had to minimize his daily 1mb for Dat,blaming buhari....dumb niggi.so na buhari dey rule us for 2013 reach now,na im we Neva stone am. Say no to Dumbniggis on Nairaland.
CrimeRe: Mob Ties A Thief On Bike In Cameroon, Drag & Kill Him (Graphic Pics by comeandmarry: 12:12pm On May 09, 2016
You see the Bae influence nigeria has over other African countries. Dem Don dey watch our news,imagine jungle justice,too many lagos crime news watched by dia country.
CelebritiesRe: Illbliss To VJ: 'May A Thousand Bats Rape Your Mother" by comeandmarry: 8:33am On May 09, 2016
Abegi,who be illbliss abi na illness.
Wacko,cant rap,hez punchlines are zig zagg,hez forming Rick Ross for lagos omo ale.id rather listen to black magic Dan ill bliss.dumb fat niggi.
Fucking retard.
Ill bliss niggi go sit your ugly black ass down,such a big fool inay small pot
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Traffic In Yaba Today by comeandmarry: 3:09pm On May 08, 2016
Proposing to an olosho,abegi.dumb couples
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces Cheaper Data Bundles by comeandmarry: 7:02am On May 07, 2016
Am rocking etisalat 300 gig download. F mtn.
Guys na scam,no etisalat cheat wey fit mwke u download 5 mb talk more of 40gig,ppl can lie.
PoliticsRe: Recovering Stolen Funds Has Become Tedious—buhari by comeandmarry: 11:03am On May 06, 2016
The eu,usa and Co,no be one of them wey dey srnd to dey recover abacha loot,dey secretly dey divert am go offshore wen him no say our dumbmido presido no get sense,say na mumu suwehgbeh. Talk more of us wey Don over stash our money Belle full use am dey pay Obama and Co.abegi we are trapped in the system by apc,listening to trapped music by trapped nigeria wack artists,eating trapped food and sleeping in trapped homes being ruled by a dullard called buhari.Kai..so we go wait till all the money gather before change go rake effect,men millions go rush pdp for 2019.
CrimeRe: Missing Lady Found Dead In Enugu(pics) by comeandmarry: 10:37am On May 06, 2016
These bitch died a bitch,bitch.
Oloshos gettn killed errday,samethin wit d late Cynthia on Facebook shit,once oloshos hear thousande go b likr magnet.bitch.let dem keep dying cause they dumb n worthless.she evrn dey bleach.r.I.p gone.

How can sum1 call u,u no say ph dey hot,instead of you to lock up,u ran into the hands of olosho killers.ehy not met the person in a public place in company of friends.. Dats y when I sree a bitch taking Dat moonwalk selfies,look away selfies,i spit.cause all of them are dumb. Bitch
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Tweets To PHCN About Light And Gets A Reply (photo) by comeandmarry: 10:30am On May 06, 2016
Its buharis fault,since apc got the presidential seat,everybody now tweets from dumb celebrities, to senators,governors,even nepa now Don dey tweet.everyone now tweets negatively and reign insults on innocent ppl since I am a dullard buhari became president. Useless country.
EducationRe: Man Takes Selfie With Dead Kano Quiz Students Bodies by comeandmarry: 12:18am On May 06, 2016
Abegi,from the write up,you will think he was 1inch close to the coffins,dis guy mite not know nothing bout them,and hes about 20metres away trom them who gives a Bleep qbout the dead.nor be our useless opo start am,take pix for hotel,twist neck sideways,do d cripple walk pix,do d big eye selfie,do d look away selfie, selfie in church,mosque,hod office,rented car,friends hostel room,but Lai Lai dos bitches wud never take a picture in dia father's real aous cause they are poor,imagine one girl dem no get tiles, rug,nothing na sand and dirty,wit olden days chair filled with lassa guests,rats.but come see her iPhone,see selfies dem be like unlimited data cheats like d forma bblited.her selfies reach almost 500 for just some few places.
FamilyRe: Husband To Divorce Wife For Addiction To Telemundo, Zeeworld by comeandmarry: 12:02am On May 06, 2016
Call me Eduardo,your real commando.according to edris aldulkareem feat m.I in his single called Telemundo,he said and I quote,how real men go day watch Telemundo,without money Telemundo to men na no no,we nor get time every rude stteet Boi dey hurzul.
Men dah stuff is so dumb,all dey do is to keep on zooming camera to dia faces front and back,if person come oit,dem go zoom qm,if dia mama look pickin,den go zoom am,like say the world na zoom and slow motion.abegi divorce d womqn,go find beta woman wey go dey nack you Telemundo for bed,knack u Telemundo for delicious meal.never marry a lady that lived all her live behind a transistor radio,audio only, cause wen she see video come go see say u sub for cable,ah na dia she go dey sleep,baff,chop,Poo,men I dey doubt if she go dey baff sef.dem need ban those fake ass lifestyles soaps.like say life for dia na 5star.
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Science/Technologyno more maye by comeandmarry(op):
no more
CareerRe: We Earn More Than Bank Workers –FCT Cab Drivers by comeandmarry: 1:51pm On May 04, 2016
Dumb niggis calculating a cabs man worth monthly,but cant afford to pay for a legit sub of 5k monthly Internet data. Dumb niggis too many on Nairaland.
CrimeRe: Pastor, Others Nabbed Over ATM Scam, Burglar by comeandmarry: 1:42pm On May 04, 2016
Evbuotubu police station before water,its the worst place to be.my guy was detained thr for one week if you are a yahoo guu,its easy,settle them 20k,u r a free man.d dpo bleeps one useless Benin woman wit stinkin mouth oddor.the place is messed up,just opp heritage church. Abegi apako area.useless and clueless police. Useless area,poor man area.they smoke,drink and kill indiscriminately at Evbuotubu police station,bunch of pussys.
PhonesRe: How Many Hours Do U Spend With Your Phone Per Day ? by comeandmarry: 7:49am On Apr 30, 2016
Jesus,see responses some 18hrs,some a whole day,meaning power bank dey with them always. This shows the level of joblessness the current administration has caused. Imagine Obama spending 22hours on a dumb site called Nairaland. You ppl are dumb sha. Make una create jobs for una self
I'm planning on launching broadband in ibadan for 10k monthly,unlimited.watch out ibadan we coming your way. There's an increase now in Internet connection and nigerians are number 100billion in subscription.

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