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Nigerian localbrities,
How long would you continue to fool the people.
So celebrating Yur football age na to dey snap over edited pictures. fake ass niggi.

Broke ass niggi, no condom ass niggi
Lies,dis ugly ass niggi is about 34.

I blame this bitch,maybe she came from a poor home,but cause say na private uni,she go dey act like say her papa na minister of interior.im sure she lived a fake life,go dey stay hostel of 250k,dey press iphone 6, dey use split ac,dey enta cab dey go class. Never believe a bitch whose jus all abt to impress in gadgets and clothes, most of them are broke.I follow couple of them,found out they were sluts,online opo,iphone gurls mentality.
Imagine a big gurl offering me Pepsi and burnt indomie n egg,men I vex straff d bitch she came so hard,she told me she loved me. Bitch.
Come to b.I.u, lead city,igbenedion Okada,Uniben sef. U go think say dem be ajebor,not knowing say dem be confirm apako.

Fake it till you make it mentality is whats killing all these fake asses.

If you wanna come to lag,be prepared to be robbed,duped,be ready for unending traffic, unending suffering, bogus house rent,bogus prices of goods and services,unending nite clubs,,no light,constant obtaining by agberos,omo onile,confraternity,Coti and every yung niggi on mobile is a yahoo Boi mentality,no land space,no space to park. Guy relocate go ibadan or any other state,foget lag.

I stopped going to church cause most pastors are scams, they give fake prophecies and strip you of your cash through numerous lies

End times smoking,

Nysc needs to be scrapped

100 level mentality

Now it has changed from physical to online,nigeria is cursed under buhari regime.

Its your neighborhood drug dealer,i'm your neighborhood drug dealer.
Facinated allegations,this drug Baron got Dat 300kilogrames in Dat coke.

The lost tribe, the drugs type, Baron is in our nature,its get rich or die trying,spent 10mil on a lexus

Allow the phone or tab battery die completely, it will reset,after thqt plug in charger,turn on qnd enter pin,if error password still persist then try again qnd again, repeat same step over 3times,if after no luck,oh boy carry the scrap abi na tab put for olx as for sale.
Oyo o

dosmat:
hello nairalanders pls im using samsung galaxy tab 4. I entered my pin to unlock it. Its saying wrong pin. Nd dats d pin im using pls what can i do? Pls help me...

Why will i buy a smartphone thats not waterproof,why will i go for low grade phones,even iphone can be opened, and the battery na still normal small battery.
Abegi stop posting thread meant for ppl with low grade phones. Low-grade niggis.

Luckymay:
Are you for real?

Themosthigh truly is on Hard drugs.

And you felt Nairaland is the best place to write an advice. Dumb niggis get caught,while smart niggis graduate real quick.

So anyone caught now even if na yahoo boy go say himself be Niger delta avengers,y dem no say dem be lagos masked avengers

A commitee shall be setup to investigate into the sudden increase in wealth of the so called lagos big boy,if found guilty of money laundering,illicit drug sales proceeds, Internet scam,oil bunkrey, all monies both in possession of person shall be immediately converted for personal use by committee members

We do not employ the services of efcc,npf,nscdc,apc,
We do it directly and claim it directly.

They have massive stinking body, unlimited strecth marks,visible sk green veins 25/7.
They usually illiterates with low esteem,they disgust me.
Niggi live with her,na you Wan marry oyinbo pepper,niggi live with that chameleon n stop buggin the peace of nairalanders,nbdy gives a damn about you pucie getting niggi.

Albino and who bleach,i no sabi which better pass.

Whatay shame,nawa o
Stealing perishable shits worth 3k,when others are carting away with millions. He shud af been given community service,the judicial system shows that indeed both judges,lawyers and the likes of them have no regard for offense which are supposed to attract community service. Nawa o
3 years for buglary,meanwhile Yankee na either bail or community service.
Real time looters walk freely,while petty thieves are sent to jail with abnormal jail terms for crime which is bailable
Nigeria remains forever lost

Nigerian soldiers shud be paid between 400k-250.they saving us all.
Why pay them peanuts,now I see why they brutalize civilians unjustly.
My take home pay, for real can't take me home.

There must be something inside his house, Cia are snitches

You see why they need to permanently scramble Dstv,
The book of knowledge says the dead has no memory of happenings on earth,the dead has no business with the living. The sin man committed divided the world and beyond into two,which is light and darkness.
If you die,get killed by darkness while living in darkness, you remain in darkness for eternity,
However if you die,get killed by darkness but living in light,then you are automatically saved


There's two sides of life,one dark,one light

The dead cant speak,or be forgiven.
Spirits in form of his image are successful manipulation from the devil.

Abegi, mtn server and speed na gbosa.
Its fast in downloading,but slow in surfing, very useless,nepa network.

Shout out to all comeandmarry niggis in the street,Street for life.
This dapper brokest niggi from brokelyn aint got no job,he do the showbiz appearances in stinking ass suits on air ,while the homos up in the studio snap the damn pics.
Look at d dapper ass niggi now becoming a no job niggi,

This chairman dey play asphalt 8 airbone,with need for speed Street pro on phone and ps3 the skills are damn to sweet cause the roads on the game is damn too smooth.
Dont try such on naija roads,from pot holes to driving against traffic, niggi youd be long dead before help comes your way.

Jakumo:
Never, never, never allow your car to get forced to a stop, if you are being pursued by another vehicle. Never allow the chasing vehicle to get alongside you, because the car occupants will then be in a perfect position to open fire on you. Keep your foot hard on that gas pedal, while swerving smoothly left and right, to block ALL attempts by the pursuing vehicle to overtake your car, or worse still, to pull up alongside you. The credo of defensive driving is to KEEP YOUR WHEELS ROLLING at all costs, because it is when those wheels stop rolling that you run out of options, and wind up at the mercy of the bad guys, who generally have NO mercy to offer.

If your car is fitted with a nice powerful V8 engine, you will effortlessly dust and lose 99% of the cars plying Nigeria's highways, because even the rich in Nigeria prefer to fit their cars with tiny little lawn-mower engines, so as to save a few coins on the price of filling their gas tank, in keeping with a very foolish philosophy of frugality that can and does cost lives.

The object of staying alive in a car chase is to prevent the pursuer from overtaking you, or getting in position alongside the rear quarter-panel of your car, just behind of the rear wheels, for it is at that point that the pursuer can cause you to crash violently, by performing the PIT maneuver on you, as in the videos below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz41EyRzKA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGPra1HcxU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC2AL9noylw


If, due to lack of horsepower, the pursuing car does pull up alongside you, slam your brakes to fall in behind them, and then move in QUICK to perform your own PIT maneuver, which, if executed at high speed, WILL ensure that the target car crashes spectacularly, possibly killing all the criminal occupants aboard in gory fashion, thus sending them off to hell, where they are overdue anyway.

Study the above videos, and carefully note the precise position at which to impact the car in front of you. Good luck and take care out there on Nigeria's means streets and deadly highways. By the way, I speak with the authority that comes with personal experience, as a survivor of two hot car pursuits in Nigeria, with one occurring in the dead of night, where God was the sole witness.

Sounds very much unrealistic, we need to face the realities of life.why should the public be misled..is this yhe kind of false information we should all be dwelling on.
Smh

Na to call my guy wey dey bdpa,make him open temporary cafe,work Don start.
1hr.500
Uniben post ume reg....3000
Unlimited download only.5000 a day.

Dis na local corner store,Chinese are hustlers.our own no pass roadside, dirty market,kiosk,bq sales
But them still dey neat na,very soon broke girls wud flock there to start taking endless meaningless selfiew.
I be dey fell say na one very big mall, i no sabi say na I better pass my neighbor Street store.

OkDifferent confused ppl just come on here to open a meaningless thread.
I dont blame you, data had become so cheap,so at the expense of Nairaland you write trash.you Don watch enuf foreign movies which are fictions .
What we or you should do when a car is following you.
At the current rate of pms,bad state of roads,impatient bus drivers who liter dia stomach with alcohol, or the security agents who love to oppress innocent nigerians.
Abeg where has it been heard of,so if im being chased by robbers,i wud stress myself to look for cutting corners,or I go Park dey wait them them because I be road safety.
You go jus see one stupid article for Web,wey belong to the western world,copy am,come dey edit into naija version dey form advice.

Who wants to be killed,i no even see anything like locate nearest police station,or use GPS on your phone to locate security agents,or something more reasonable, na to dey write trash.
Kids with ninja turtle brains need to think way much faster and larger outside the box.

I dey find charm to claim all funds in efcc account, I need a master charm account unlocker,fully undetectable

Points are pointless.
We should beg for ppl to buy food,recharge cards,tell ppl your problems, dis,Dat.you really are stupid.
Last time I checked my ego is intact, prosperous hoes giving dumb advice.
No work,no life,no hope.
You must work to earn a living.
Imagine if bill Gates gave such useless advice, so you are mobilizing ppl to be lazy,to beg,to give out what they don't have,im sure you are the type Dat wud start praying when for miracle,rather than work.
Road to success is by hardwork.

Useless cheap shit,oloshos everywhere,beggars everywhere.no self respect

Spectranet till I tire,nothing as sweet as unlimited with massive speed,1am tins.
Avoid mtn,smile,Ntel,glo.
Either use broadband etisalat or spectranet unlimited

Must you live in Lagos,most ppl remain dumb,why not relocate to another state where they have cheaper housing,nawa o.
I can never pay rent in Lagos, till either I buy a house there or something. Lagos life is filled wit frustrations, traffic gridlock, incessant robbery attacks, 419,ritualistic mindset of 80percent of lagos Inhabitants,unending oloshos,over rated, over inflated cost of housing,high cost of living,no fresh air, no space,unending brutality from police and army,men guy begin sell your belongings and move out.