₦airaland Forum

African China.
Water no dey,and our road e no gud.
Mr govanor,govern us well,
If u b police,police well well nor dey take bribe.

Una rem Dat song,wey he talk abt poor man stealing.

Dis na d exact case.


Maggi stealing niggis

Niggis nah avin sex,with the same sex.
Naija hormone thugs,
Homes of more homos in thugs.
Sucking his dick shit niggi teacher you is AZ sick ass Dat bitch

Benin police be agbero. Just carry torchlight incase you Wan enta town..as a wise Street boy

When they see me in my tripple black 4wheels,dem go shout. ..park.
License, who owns dis car,
What do you do for a living,
Have you heard of Internet scam
Can I see your phone
Oya bring it.
I dont remember my password
You dey try me ba,
By d time we drill you,u go know if you dey under umbrella abi na under duress you dey.
Im sure hez a yahoo guy

If i dey go out,na torchlight.
If i carry car,I be soldier.

I get immunity men

He 4 jus buy ps na

Na God Don catch am today.
He carry oga car,
A common gateman.

You go dey poporii for club say oga Don enta yankee nw.

Hand Don Meet you today.

Ever wondered why there was an over in the word rangerover.

Now truly his range is over.

When d judge see say na chinco dem,na too hammer na.
Sharply he bill dem 2meter.
Una go tay for jail o
For d harsh times and hardships for China,,who go bail una for 2m.
Buhari trip to china,Don dey favor us o

FG begs stae governors to take over presidential salary

Op go sleep.
U tink say na bvn be this.
Tar


See why they should scrap free data bonus on every 100 naira recharge. Useless post

My maye must pay, see black market value.
I don West alert.

Abeg incase it enters naija and you see P.M.T crested on its Body....avoid it like EFCC

When you heard it was a Rover,your mind be like LR3

After sk ing up,
Oh boy everywhere RED

No where else but ibadan.
Dem fit even snap inside well and call it swagg.
Truly Africans esp ibadon gurls dem be monkey.
Only monkeys take pleasure in leaning, climbing, sleeping, eating,thinking, doing every on trees.
Dis such a good ass example.

Daddy freese abi na daddy please.
You Don dey shout now like ffk during pdp Era
You Don overtake fayose now o.
Fayose deu shout for radio and TV every two two weeks,but yours Don become daily disgusting habit.

Abegi

Upon every,go see where freeze dey pay rent,na slum.
He still dey feel cool dey drive outdated camry muzzle 08.
Apako

Im sick and tired of hearing useless, hopeless,senseless pics,news,updates from an opo called mercy.
A prosperous ho.

D same fake ass palms dey aliexpress.com for 10$ and na free shipping of 30days.

Useless opo,na to dey disturb Nairaland with useless news,be mature.u Don old.
Dey form.swag wit Dat stinkin pekus.

Half baked wuruwuru project,go.Dia aft a year u go see masive potholes wey dey swallow lorry.

Fashola d S.I.A(SCAMMER IN ACTION) who used millions to upgrade a website on the Internet.

Hackers dey sell tools to upgrade website between 40-60$ via PM


God punish buhari and his cabinet of ministers.useless scammers ALL in APC

Dis otumokpo na back to backfire
Fool.
Give him d Jazz five times daily, make d juju pass am out 10 times daily

Baba rainbow

See his disgusting legs.
Wiz Khalifa black and yellow.

U disgisting.
Ugly legs,see dark dark spots.
U get rainbow complexion
Today na red
Tomorrow black
Next tomorrow na green

His ugly ass body disgusting.

Its too late niggi,u suppose dey wear mask.

Ugly ass incomplete bleached up ugly ass skin.

All Ghanaians dey bleach,dia own na half caste bleaching like 500k tins for cream

When Hollywood dey spend millions on dia movies,production,graphics,stunt men,package rubber bullet,destroy brand new cars,afterall na dia dem dey make d cars.
But nollywood esp Yoruba and igbo movies,if its not king and Queen scenes or useless,senseless movie titles with hopeless deranged characters. Yoruba own na too dey show us Cele church,charms and hopeless movies
Just imagine this rubbish.
D oda day na a whole olu Jacob and chiwetalu deyy act as small pikin wey dey nursery 3.
Nawa o.
I kuku no worry o


I wonder when Hollywood stars go dey act dis kind stupid,useless, clueless, senseless,poorest roles and character.
Useless set of nollywooders

A pastor keeping beards,dey form swagg.
D way Satan go take deal with am
A sex addict

Was Jesus christ a celebrity
Was he travelling round on church members tithe.
Abegi.

Scam
Scam
Scam

My name is coza
Im a legit scammer

Bastard

May you die in plane crash

Rapist, scammist

dare2differ:
Ode!

Im too busy to talk 2 broke niggis who still living with dia moms.
Niggi go suck a dick, low class corper

dare2differ:
You think say you no dvmber! Dvmb nigga forming smart!

You d dumbest of all dummies

Pagans in the house, even on Sunday see comments list,e Don pass 100.
Nawa o.

My niggis join me lets sk togeda


Apc n scam,hand in hand

Are there heavy Internet users on here.
I'm a chronic Internet user,from the days of night browsing to home browsing.about 3 years ago,I think with about 5k you get 800mb of data to browse,trust me then I was a steady glo user,i hardly called customer care,why was it so,cause then the numbers of chronic Internet users in Nigeria was about 20 percent.
But now a days,let me expose those bastards.
Mike adenuga needs to be jailed,
Mtn needs to be scrapped
Airtel also needs permanent ban

Etisalat, spectranet, smile need to reduce their bogus data charges

Glo gigabyte is a huge waste because 70 percent of server speed is on 30-120kb/sec
Most of the signal vanishes during the day
So of what use is having almost 20gig for a cheaper rate when it never browses above 30-120kb per sec
When you call useless customer care,na Hausa u go dey hear.
Connect it to modem,it will say error.
But yet the bastard called Mike adenuga walks freely
Where is efcc when you need them.

Mtn

They made data cheap,but have the poorest of Internet service.
Internet speed meter between 0-200kb daily.
0KB can be on for 3mins before it eventually loads,when you call customer care,theyd be asking stupid questions like what local govt are u presently,dis Dat.
How can I sub for 4.5 gig yet,between 1-7 daya,im only able to browse on an average of 1hr due to poorest Internet speed from Mtn despite the bogus fines paid to ncc

Airtel

Ow our beloved cheapest data provider
When it comes to GPRS SPEED, airtel na graduate.
2G speed only accompanied by massive data zapping.

All networks are messed up

They made data very cheap and removed signal receiver on dem.
So we basically are on 1G/2G speed till Jesus comes

Dnt let 4G Lte deceive you,later it be worse off Dan 1G

Wen I wake up at nite to browse, no light.
Abegi,God punish buhari the bastard.

Wasted so much on data,yet I cannot maximize my huge data due to poorest network all round naija.
Nawa o

Abegi, all naija gurls are opo.
Useless points, how to get a girl my dic
No work hard,dey open useless thread.
Den tmrw deyd blame buhari no work

They should just be careful, buhari regime na so so bad news both home and away.

God Why must we go dis way,why is man now suddenly heartless dis buharis regime.
From kidnapping,to drugs,to rape,to NDA,now its now direct killing between lovers,back it was an mtn staff Dat killed his lover and stabbed her mother,now another.
I'm very scared, i got my pistol by me always, fully loaded cause niggis getting sicker day by day.

PPT

Lol


Popular political thug called ade basket.
Kai,na old man gangster he be o.
Confra tins

Wizkid was born in 1988. Hez a liar

Most of those pants stink.
Girls n dia ugly ass discharge

Dem get mind o,you know why,cause dem respect soldiers dia soldiers no dey give civilians unnecessary beatings and oppression. Why nigerians no follow dis kind trend for abacha takeover,rather we dey hide,dey pray make he die quick.how wish nigerians respond dis kind way,we for Don move ahead since,but no o na fela anikulapokuti come be our spokesman till he died.