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Its your neighborhood drug dealer.

Useless country na,y dem no school for naija...abi college dey naija.y dem no go normal uni for naija.wasting tax payers money to fund his children life.

Another prosperous ho who is too bored.that all she does is to feed us with irrelevant news,who cares if you sold your pekus.abegi

Jobless bitch that wears Make.up to sleep

What makes me go nurs,is dat dis robber would be sent to jail and will be released after serving maybe 3 to 4 months.
Then he goes back to robbery.

Niggis are scamming,pastors scamming us,network providers too robbing us all, banks not left out,even the police rob us most times....we living in a big ass robbery oriented country called nigeria,where no one is a thief till they get caught..instances like Saraki,dansuki gate,etc

Dis ugly ass retard should be given instant shortsleeve.

All single women,widows and all,avoid running Gen at nite,if possible buy a sharp ass dagger,when he wants to do shit,pretend like you want him to rape you,den stab his the two hands,neck,left abdomen,and pierce his mouths and slice his throat to finish work.
We need our women to be alert.stay inside a house Dat has buglary proofs,secured door and Windows.

Dont worry God wud expose d rapist and this time it would be capital punishment for both the rapist and his sponsor.
Your lovely daughter will get healed in due time.God has used this to make you and your daughter inherit more blessings.

Soon the racer and its occupant would reach their Waterloo

Abegi no one is innocent, both pdp,apc all have corrupt leadership.oshio baba has lived up to his party fraudulent change in chains promise.so even if a so called pastor assumes winner for edo state governorship election, Dat does not make him the Messiah.
Trust me dis niggi will loot,and God forbid Pdp wins by presidential level in 2019..trust me looting by then will be like spectranet 10gig bonus subscribers, trust me the looting final season by Pdp vs apc would remain unlimited by then.
Pastor kor,apc ni.


End times is truly here.

Illiterates can lie,how can you transfer peanuts without your token.
Dumb of the dumbest niggis

Dis is not a club or cinema,why do jobless ppl flood the place for no other reason than to take endless useless pictures or highest na bottled water.

60 percent og naijas think if you buy bottled water and flaunt it,then you are ajeh,say apako no fit buy bottled water.
Dumb country

Dumb ass question.
Now a days druggies come on here to ask more dumb and drugged out question.
The most toughest part of sin,is our inability to control our mind.
Thats what the devil uses to pin us down to long suffering in disguise of enjoyment still sinning.
If you play gospel music and your mind is thinking about Dat ugly ass gurl you met and wanna sleep with.

What you hear might sound right,niggi but what you think while you hearing Dat music is what you really are.
Reminiscing over Dat shit.

bleeped up.

Niggi give it to him our creator a 100 percent or chill with the devil.

I change phones every two months,im talking about high end phones.
My lowest phone is Samsung s6 duos.
Niggiz do streetz,stop coming to Nairaland to waste time on shits.
How wud dis topic put food on your table.

Till I die,my bank account remains successful

Ppl can lie.
See names of big phones

Im sure most are stolen,UK used,faulty
Go check dia account balance na 2850 naira for bank account,airtime balance na 68.30 ,but dem go dey feel fly dey hold phone of 50k.

Abegi apako too much for Nairaland

Ppl use fakenames and address to register a sim,if you go to police,nothing wey dem fit do,them sef go Wan scam you too.
Next time,tell them to make over the counter deposit or Internet banking,until you get the alert and its confirmed by your account manager,dont release to him the damn phone.

A niggi bleeped with me on this,i stabbed his 3 right fingers and slized his ear skin.
Always be with a safety weapon when transacting with a stranger esp if its a high valued item such as Iphone.
Niggi if you remember the imei,report it to Apple,they will block it,but if they block it,if d scammer has 50k,trust me within 4 days apple go unblock am.

When it comes to local,souti na boss,everyone there dey run Street.edo boys Don go cast south Africa

Hardly u go see Street boy for Souti dey run international, all of them Na local scam and souti dem,dey pay like white, one of my guys just pick 3meter from South African maye



Yahoo Boi inc

5 inches nail 3 bags at 8,500 = N255,000


Chai I see SK at work

Anyone still using cheats or free browsing is truly poverty oriented.
I used multilinks land line via Lan wire and i spent 500. card recharging errday just to browse speed was slow.
Dat year was 2005,Dat year boiz dey buy system for vicbiz cafe 25k monthly using wacked out vicbiz server and dead hanging system,i no forget how many times I follow dem do steady nite browsing dey find maye for lotto.
I use glo now,network dey average
I don use mtn,e dey fluctuate like now e go read 120KB/s den d next go be 0KB/s for 10mins,for download speed na between 250kb to 500kb day time,midnight na 1.2 mb tins.

Etisalat... I greet you Bros...speed na train speed, network stable,speed moderate,but when it comes to data zapping, etisalat na final year.

Airtel......Men everything about them Na red flag,from no 3g signal to gprs speed.
Unimaginable and questionable increased data zapping isp

Why are nigerians daft,
Stop coming here to advertise your business, if it doesn't move now,youd start blaming ppl.
Be mature.

Nawa o.

No p,advertise it,by the time dem throw you bad luck arrow na dia you go hail

jideniceguy:
Bro I'm really interested in this. I need u to help me with d US number and other procedures and will surely pay my percentage when money comes. I have a laptop and a blackberry passport, I hope those are good for the stuff? waitin for ur reply

Inbox me your whatsapp number

Whoever took this picture,sure one of those gay ass police niggiz is.completely and honestly.gay.imagine if such was done in the United states. Wich way naija.

No site like Ebay,Amazon,and King of kings of all sites Craigslist.All these so called jumia,konga sell complete fake substandard items by using fake internet shopped images from other global sites to advertise on konga.com,jumia etc.
If you want to buy quality goods,go to aliexpress.com

Very mature site,where they sell fake and original.
The good thing is you can select fake from original, not like konga and jumia Dat sells mostly cheap Chinese products.
Nigerians be wise,very soon eBay will give nigerians the chance of shopping on their server,by then una go see quality original for cheaper value, not here where imagine I see chinko home theater for 30k on konga.com ,d same home theater wey dem dey sell for 9000. Imagine 21k difference for chinco home theater.
Ppl feel say konga and jumia no dey sell fake,uurrh you gork yourself. Na konga sell fake pass.

Dis pekus getting niggi nacking all nackable in ministry,fake ass coza ish. Its clear that most nigerians might end up not making heaven cos all dese uncalled,not ordained by God,backsliding fornicating ass niggis callin em selves naija pastors are big.ass scams,doing both local and international church scam.
Childish display, now you Don join dem unbelievers hashtagg,/ instagram dumb ass social media post a pic Crew.

Men dis is truly End time niggis

Demgo run go cast ibadan now,hawkers inc

After efcc boss been bribed with 3 billion...abegi useless corrupt bastards

G alibaba boiz in Europe, respect to all edo strong men.I greet you all

Niggis be dishing out 1 dollar bills maye money tap ma chest say I get owo.
I make 400k a month from Street niggi I got plenty Mayes
Nairaland Niggis be buggin for ma number like I be some kind mtn magic sim activator.
Click like if you be Street Boi show love,I dont need no haters

In naija wen it comes to making mouth, robbery, confra,na for naija.
When it comes to gun clapping mobsters,gangsters,drug dealers, its no where than yankee.
But when it comes to knifing tins,Internet scam,stabbing tins all hailings go to uk.if you wanna be a gangster, you gotta be knife proof in uk[color=#000000][/color]

Bunch of clueless kids,aboki kids posing with long forgotten weapons from world war 1. Even 3person shooting games such as hitman on ps3 or combat games don't even include such on weapons list. Bunch of wackos,get more upgraded assault riffles,not aks wey fulani herdsmen Don cast.
See chinco sand proof vest,

Naija is doomed.
F dansuki men

Abegi.

Oh please not again, another prosperous ho's giving advice, smh

Too many opos on Nairaland, real time,short time opo everywhere you go, from physical they've boosted their silly tactics to online opo tins. Go to instagram,Facebook,Twitter all naija version na opo tins.

With all these opoistic who e epp clueless points,how does this put food on my table, or pay my nepa bill.
Shows the OP is promoting prostitution and the life of false bearings.
Useless points,thats why most are ugly,most ugliest of the ugly one always upload pics on Twitter,Fb,instagram like ders no tomorrow.
Shout out to all dem twistingnecksidewaystotakeaselfie
,ugly ass with make up gurls who turn to prosperous ho's.
I greet all you stinking ass pekus gurls forming Behind over a harshtagg.
To all dem dirty ass Nairalanders whose idea is without make up and bora skin tins im worthless, keep bleaching Dat ugly ass skin up.

Stupid ass topic.

Bunch of clueless homos

The militant minister looter,as long as you under US, we the new illuminati,yea most ppl felt its gonna come from music, religion.. We came in through politics.
You sell your soul to the devil(Apc) n we make you richer,stronger,mightier.
They call us the illuminati,but here in Nigeria they call it change.