Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,180 members, 7,818,563 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 06:50 PM

Comedian2019's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Comedian2019's Profile / Comedian2019's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 138 pages)

Travel / Re: How A Woman And Her Load Were Transported On A Motorcycle (Photo, Video) by Comedian2019: 10:52am On Aug 01, 2022
Is this playing?
What type of playing is this
Religion / Re: Imam Bashir Takes His New Car To Anglican Priest For Blessings In Kwara by Comedian2019: 11:40am On Jul 31, 2022
Morphinne:

Humans and funny judgements cheesy
The question should be; Will an Anglican priest take his newly bought car to an Imam for blessing?
I can see you’re stylishly and seemingly giving the Imam, who deserve praises in this case, a subtle jab.
Come on, the man should be commended, he’s the one showing tolerance here, sweetie wink
Will the Imam do so if he lives in Sokoto or Kano?
Religion / Re: Imam Bashir Takes His New Car To Anglican Priest For Blessings In Kwara by Comedian2019: 11:34am On Jul 31, 2022
Imam na gbaladun, Bishop na enjoyment.
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Okereke’s Bank Account Cleared – AGN President by Comedian2019: 9:31pm On Jul 30, 2022
BritishNaija:
The day I will visit Nigeria if ever again, My Security covoy will be up to 10.
Just forget Naija. If you don jaapa, just thank God.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened After I Removed The Lies From My CV by Comedian2019: 9:16pm On Jul 30, 2022
Another cold zobo to make us sleep tight right
Politics / Re: APC Members In Biu LG, Borno Hold Rally For Tinubu, Shettima by Comedian2019: 11:35pm On Jul 28, 2022
posty56:
is it not borno ravaged by bandits and terrorist , why do we love our opressors so much ,I weep for this people
Can't waste my tears on them. I'll rather laugh at their fo0lishness.
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Williams Uchemba And Obi Cubana And Others Party Hard In London by Comedian2019: 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2022
Nigerian youths who keep electing wasted men to destroy their lives, don't they love to enjoy life like these nigga.s?
Education / Re: Nasarawa Govt Orders Immediate Closure Of Public, Private Schools by Comedian2019: 8:00pm On Jul 27, 2022
Tinubu should now continue the good work of Buhari. Awon animals.
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Appear Live On Channels? by Comedian2019: 4:14pm On Jul 27, 2022
Cassava, Agbado, eba ewa grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Saviour Imukudo: Judge Orders Arrest Of Premium Times’ Reporter Inside Courtroom by Comedian2019: 3:04pm On Jul 27, 2022
Everybody just dey collect anyhow for this Naija.
Politics / Re: Blasphemy: Senate Receives Petition For The Investigation & Arrest Of Pastor Ojo by Comedian2019: 3:15pm On Jul 26, 2022
mrkings84:
NIGERIA with religious issues.

The western world is not like this!!
That's why the western world is progressing while Africans are still talking about blasphemy, cows, bandits, etc.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Blasphemy: Senate Receives Petition For The Investigation & Arrest Of Pastor Ojo by Comedian2019: 2:31pm On Jul 26, 2022
Blasphemy That's nonsense.
In year 2022, people still think like apes?
Only a mumu think so low. Fck any morafuking so called prophet.

41 Likes 1 Share

TV/Movies / Re: Profile Of Diana, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Comedian2019: 3:36pm On Jul 25, 2022
Lol
Politics / Re: Hypertensive Man Dies As Bribe-Chasing Lastmamen Seize Vehicle by Comedian2019: 3:31pm On Jul 25, 2022
This will continue to happen (even worse) as long as Nigerians keep electing wicked leaders. Wicked leaders only employ thugs and criminals rather than decent, qualified people.
Crime / Re: Police Officer Caught Demanding And Collecting Bribe From Motorist by Comedian2019: 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2022
These are the people we employ to protect us.
Crime / Re: I Don't Kidnap, I Only Kill People – Aleru, Zamfara Bandit Chief by Comedian2019: 3:56pm On Jul 23, 2022
Oem18:


I liked and shared your comment, but remember even Cnn journalists were able to interview Osama Bin Laden while he was in hiding meanwhile the US government could not find him.

So it's the government that is his sponsors
Osama was not being turbaned as a Chief in the United States while American government was looking for him.
Crime / Re: I Don't Kidnap, I Only Kill People – Aleru, Zamfara Bandit Chief by Comedian2019: 3:53pm On Jul 23, 2022
Government has solved the problem of insecurity. Everywhere is now safe. Economy is good. Naira is now $1.
Let's keep voting for APC to make everywhere safe.
I don't want to embarrass government.
Nobody need to tell you before you all become Obidient.
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Prohibition Of Looking At Another Person’s Private Part (awrah) by Comedian2019: 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2022
NuraSambo:
As in ehn. Just image a woman that has Breast Cancer, is it her husband that will perform Chemotherapy for her?
They even said the knee is also a private part. Lol
Very funny.

19 Likes 1 Share

Islam for Muslims / Re: The Prohibition Of Looking At Another Person’s Private Part (awrah) by Comedian2019: 2:23pm On Jul 22, 2022
samfrancis1:
Then there should be not boarding school or hostel o..
Archaic laws.

20 Likes

Islam for Muslims / Re: The Prohibition Of Looking At Another Person’s Private Part (awrah) by Comedian2019: 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2022
How about a male doctor attending to a woman?


Some of these laws must be scrapped as they no longer make sense.
Do they play ball with trousers in Saudi?

44 Likes 4 Shares

Crime / Re: Lady On The Run After Setting Her Cairo-Based Husband On Fire (Pics/Video) by Comedian2019: 12:21pm On Jul 20, 2022
Advice to men: If your wife cheats, walk away.
Don't fight. Violence is deadly. Don't say a word. Just walk away and never talk to her again.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Comedian2019: 10:49am On Jul 17, 2022
cRobo:
Do your traditional marriage and forget church wedding
Brainwashed Africans can't understand you.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Uk For Preaching In An Open Place by Comedian2019: 10:44am On Jul 17, 2022
He wasn't arrested for preaching, but for noise pollution.
All those religious centres with external loud speakers should be law abiding.

1 Like

Travel / Re: Why Do African Brothers Abroad Discourage Others From Moving Abroad Too? by Comedian2019: 3:40am On Jul 16, 2022
Nigerians hate competition.
Crime / Re: Female Health Worker, Fruit Seller Shot As Police Engage Robbers In Abia by Comedian2019: 3:38am On Jul 16, 2022
uptownemmygee:
That girl sef fit be one of those armed robber sister
Read what you wrote and judge yourself.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Brother To Death While Having Sex With His Wife by Comedian2019: 3:23am On Jul 16, 2022
Massiveglory:
What he did is bad but if he has a good lawyer, he can win in court.
Win How?
Who dey teach una this kind thing?
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Brother To Death While Having Sex With His Wife by Comedian2019: 3:22am On Jul 16, 2022
godofuck231:
No case
Says who?
He risks death sentence or life imprisonment.

The funny thing is, someone else will still be chopping his wife while the mumu languishes in jail or while being hung.
Politics / Re: Police Storm Osun Ahead Of Governorship Election (Photos) by Comedian2019: 3:17am On Jul 16, 2022
visijo:
150days without school, E con be like say person drop out shocked
Unfortunately, many of your colleagues and their families will still vote for their oppressors.
Agriculture / Re: Fish Farmers Lose N500m Investment To Flood In Ogun by Comedian2019: 3:14am On Jul 16, 2022
Just imagine having this kind of money and still investing in Naija. No be juju be that
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Should We Return The Greetings From A Non-muslim by Comedian2019: 1:06pm On Jul 15, 2022
What if a Muslim greets an a non religious person who's not arab al-salaam alaykum?
Does he not have right not to answer him since he doesn't understand his language? grin grin grin

5 Likes 2 Shares

Politics / Re: Police Officers Got No Help After Their Van Got Stuck In Auchi, Edo State by Comedian2019: 4:57pm On Jul 14, 2022
You might go and help them, they will say you resemble one suspect from a robbery movie. grin Movie o!
Like joke like joke, you could see yourself languishing in jail.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Bishop Naga Mohammed: Shettima Released ₦210m To Rebuild Churches In Borno by Comedian2019: 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2022
It will soon be debunked as fake news.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 138 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 26
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.