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Crime / Re: Court Convicts Baba Ijesha For Sexual Assault On Minor by Comedian2019: 3:20pm On Jul 14, 2022
babzo:
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16 years. Probably 4 years each on the 4 counts, all running at the same time.
Meaning he ll send 2 Years in jail.

Not sure until the judgement is released for us to read.
We are waiting to hear the judgment.
Crime / Re: Court Convicts Baba Ijesha For Sexual Assault On Minor by Comedian2019: 3:18pm On Jul 14, 2022
Konji has finally turned this comedian into a convict.
What Konji can not destroy does not exist.

NB: On behalf of all the comedians in the house, we hearby disown this man on the ground of Uncontrolled Konji.

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Culture / Re: How Can Blood Oath Be Broken? by Comedian2019: 3:08pm On Jul 14, 2022
Break it in your head and move away from the girl. Have nothing whatsoever to do with her. Don't ever try to get close to her.
Politics / Re: Pictures From Labour Party's Rally In Osun State by Comedian2019: 6:43pm On Jul 13, 2022
NwaIdeato:
I dare Tinubu to pull half this number in any SE state.
It's not about region. Obidients are expanding everywhere everyday.

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: Tinubu Will Win In 14 States by Comedian2019: 5:47pm On Jul 12, 2022
#SayNOtodrugs
Celebrities / Re: Decomposing Body Of Nollywood Actor Emma Buchi, Found Killed By His PA In Asaba by Comedian2019: 3:15pm On Jul 12, 2022
Who can one trust
*I weak
Sports / Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by Comedian2019: 3:13pm On Jul 12, 2022
Franklyspeakin:
ASUU national chairmans daughter is a student in a federal university. Go and verify.
ASUU national chairman's daughter's experience at home is different from your own brothers'.
Sports / Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by Comedian2019: 3:11pm On Jul 12, 2022
Skyview01:


The best thing is the learn a trade. It's a skill that will last a lifetime.
It's good to learn a trade. While politicians' children graduate within 3years in UK, USA and occupy government offices as usual.
We are not serious yet in Naija.
Sports / Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by Comedian2019: 3:02pm On Jul 12, 2022
InvertedHammer:
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Who cares?

All of Buhari's children attended colleges in UK.

But the losers sitting at home for months wasting productive periods of their lives are the ones online campaigning for the government in power to continue.

Why bother?

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That's the bitter truth.
Sports / Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by Comedian2019: 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2022
The politicians are not the problem.
The problem is the people whose family members – brothers, sisters and children – are at home due to ASUU strike, yet they are planning to elect another oppressor to continue to ruin their already miserable lives.
You reap what you sow. Period.

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Religion / Re: Youths Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep In Alagbado, Lagos (Video) by Comedian2019: 2:32pm On Jul 12, 2022
APOSTLECHUMA:
I DO OPEN AIR EVANGELISM ON AVERAGE OF 2/3 TIMES PER DAY. WHEN YOU GET INTO HOSTILE PLACES AND THEY WANT U OUT, JUST SHAKE OFF THE DUST FROM YOUR FEET BEFORE THEM AS MATTHW 10;14-15 SAID AND IT WILL BE MORE TOLERABLE FOR SODOM AND GOMORRAH ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT THAN FOR THAT CITY.
Stop disturbing people. If you want to preach to people, approach them one on one. Stop being a nuisance.

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Religion / Re: Youths Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep In Alagbado, Lagos (Video) by Comedian2019: 2:28pm On Jul 12, 2022
meobizy:
[s]If these people start receiving proper beatings like those administered to petty robbers, let me see which one will come out to preach without fear. The African is a timid and easily scared human being. If you can prove to them their God can’t save them from physical repercussions they scamper off. The sad part is the God they worship belong to their colonizers.[/s]
This is call for mob action and highly condemnable. That's jungle justice. It's barbaric and animalistic. Only insane creatures do that.
Be law abiding.
While I don't agree with loud speakers by religious centres in residential areas, government should take action by stopping such nuisance in accordance with the law.
Religion / Re: Youths Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep In Alagbado, Lagos (Video) by Comedian2019: 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2022
All shades of wrong, including the Muslim early morning noise.
Religious noise pollution.
Loudspeakers should be banned in residential area.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Operatives Invade Ikorodu Hotel, "Torture" Guests And Staff by Comedian2019: 6:31pm On Jul 11, 2022
Who you elect as your leaders determine how your life will be valued.
You elect wicked people, you get wicked treatment.
Expect more of that. Your human right my foot.

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso: If I Cannot Get It, I Will Support Tinubu (Video) by Comedian2019: 9:53am On Jul 11, 2022
Bobloco:
Really!

The same Arise Tv interview where he boldly told Tinubu to go and take care of his health
Naija politicians are not to be trusted.
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by Comedian2019: 12:22pm On Jul 07, 2022
jetwonder:
grin chai! See chop chop!! Use it sip garri na perfect combination
You sabi no be small.

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Crime / Re: 3 Arrested For Rape & Forceful Initiation Of A 15-Year-Old Girl In Ogun by Comedian2019: 12:16pm On Jul 04, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


Just show me a/any man who is morally/mentally sound

I'd show you a fish that can't swim


Deranged gender

DeMENted beings
Work on your mental health. No be all men offend you.
Politics / Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by Comedian2019: 9:10am On Jul 01, 2022
Everyone should wear what his religion or conscience tells him, since Supreme court has ruled on the matter.

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Politics / Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by Comedian2019: 9:02am On Jul 01, 2022
xmanco42:
The Muslim wear hijab out of love for their religion.
He wear his, for what? to spite the Muslim?.
I guess the difference is clear.
Everyone should follow their religion.
Did he say he wore it to spite any religion?
Except you're saying muslims wear hijab to spite other religions.

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Sports / Re: Full List Of Nominees For CAF Awards 2022 (Photos) by Comedian2019: 6:54am On Jul 01, 2022
No Osimhen, Moses Simon.
Politics / Re: Jibrin: NNPP/LP Alliance Is South-East's Best Chance Of Producing President by Comedian2019: 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2022
kingyakos:
It don't sound nice oga if you say Obi should deputies kwankwaso. Power is supposed to return to South.
That's it. Any arrangement built on injustice will not stand. It's south now till the next 8 years.
Politics / Re: Jibrin: NNPP/LP Alliance Is South-East's Best Chance Of Producing President by Comedian2019: 7:59pm On Jun 28, 2022
Fahdiga:
Millions of Nigerians wants Peter Obi as the president and not the other way round.
Peter Obi is a brand that stands for COMPETENCE.
The idea who's time has come!
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Donates Cash To Small Business Owners In Jos by Comedian2019: 7:27pm On Jun 28, 2022
FalseProphet1:
I see Ahmed Musa joining the Obident movement very soon.

This I have seen.
The earlier the better.
Politics / Re: DSS Invites Nwoba Chika Nwoba Over Biafra Wedding Cake Design (Pictures) by Comedian2019: 10:30am On Jun 28, 2022
rickleye:
It’s a wedding cake. GiGO
It goes in & goes out !
It’s not that he’s painting his house is Biafra colours or he drives he’s vehicle in Biafra colours.
This just serves to say police don’t have anything better to do.

Miracle2020:
No wahala, somebody will help you fck your wife while you are eating beans in dss custody.
All those that are hailing you will not even near the dss office.

My question is, is the word "Biafra" a crime?
Does the cake contain IPOB?
Some guys could just be using government to catch cruise like Chiwetalu Agu. grin grin

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Politics / Re: DSS Invites Nwoba Chika Nwoba Over Biafra Wedding Cake Design (Pictures) by Comedian2019: 10:25am On Jun 28, 2022
eagleu:
The same DSS who can't keep us safe from kidnappers are busy interrupting people wedding.
That's how far Buhari and APC have reduced Nigeria. Instead of getting terrorists and other criminal elements down, they are busy chasing irrelevant things.
Politics / Re: Is Peter Obi The Face Of Take Back Nigeria Movement? by Comedian2019: 8:20am On Jun 26, 2022
Is04970:
Peter Obi lacks requisite Intergrity to lead a country.
Show us the fideo. We want to VERIFY
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Train Passengers Fall Sick, Vomit Blood, Attacked By Snakes by Comedian2019: 2:59pm On Jun 21, 2022
I wonder how a normal person will be talking about APC or their partner, PDP.
Crime / Re: Abia Police Parade 2 Suspects Who Killed 21-year-old Woman In Aba Hotel (VIDEO) by Comedian2019: 2:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
Why are the beasts still breathing our precious air
Politics / Re: 2023: ‘Placeholder’ Has No Place In Our Constitution – INEC by Comedian2019: 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2022
Dem don scam Jagabad grin grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Offered Me Money To Support Him, I Rejected It — Deji Adeyanju by Comedian2019: 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2022
Romanoff:
You mean our "stingy" Peter Obi?
Deji has denied it like the man with lying cap.
Crime / Re: Moses Armstrong Arrested For Alleged Rape Of Minor by Comedian2019: 7:02pm On Jun 17, 2022
jaszplus12:

You're absolutely correct!! If you read between the lines, you will understand my point as well! grin
Oh I garrit!

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Crime / Re: Moses Armstrong Arrested For Alleged Rape Of Minor by Comedian2019: 10:54am On Jun 17, 2022
jaszplus12:
Hmmmm... At my age now suppose I want to cheat and have a side chick the "lucky" female must be over 40, not in any other relationship, must have a profession or business, must be well knowledgeable in general topics, science, arts, old school music able to converse intelligently, and love astronomy, able to cook a variety of foods, homely, devoid of excessive up, lovers of sports and games, especially soccer, and be ready to answer 500 questions daily....
I can't take anything less... U-20 self is a total turn off!!!!!!
A lady with all these attributes would have been taken. She wouldn't agree to be side chick.

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