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Phones / Re: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by Comedian2019: 8:56am On Oct 18, 2022
frndfghtr:
Bible app . Or just commit and land in court , make sure u plead guilty, and got landed in prison, at least get 5yrs sentence, there no phone to look porn, no where to bet, before u go come back u go set sence
This your advice get as e be o!
From a rotten situation to a bad one.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Criticized For Visiting Sheikh Gumi by Comedian2019: 7:29am On Oct 18, 2022
GentleChief:
Is Peter Obi the only candidate in this election? Why so many attacks on him?

They said he is structureless and has no structure.

Why then does his name and charisma bother his opponents so much? Why is a structureless man giving these hoodlums sleepless nights? If he was truly structureless like other parties like Accord, ADC etc.... He won't be giving these people headache. This implies there is something these people are not telling us. And that thing is the very fact that...

PETER OBI IS HIGHLY STRUCTURED BY THE MASSES.

Kwankwaso and Atiku they said has bigger structures don't even receive half of wicked lies Peter Obi receive daily from these attackers. Nawa oo.... Make una allow the man rest small jare.
He's the only trustworthy candidate, hence the fear.

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Crime / Re: Collins Umoh: Ex-Corrections Officer Convicted Of Having Sex With Female Inmates by Comedian2019: 1:18pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mumu man.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Alighting From A Private Jet In Kano (Picture) by Comedian2019: 6:48am On Sep 25, 2022
StormpyBee:
Dear @OP, please try harder next time!

Cos I, my family and friends are voting Peter Obi.

All of us, family, friends, enemies, all of us are voting for Peter Obi.
Imagine, flying Private jet is the only thing they can accuse Obi, while they hail those that have stolen their future.
Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Comedian2019: 6:43am On Sep 25, 2022
kmaster007:
Maybe him think say bullet no dey d gun...
Yes,...and the policeman told him there was bullet. Actions speak louder than words.

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Comedian2019: 6:40am On Sep 25, 2022
Mental health should be taken serious.
How can you use machete to threaten a man pointing a gun at you? It's called self defence. The policeman has a very good evidence to defend himself.

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Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Dogo Gide, Marries Off 11 Girls As Kebbi Fails To Pay Ransom by Comedian2019: 6:30am On Sep 21, 2022
davidl7:
As u want to pity them like this, they go still vote for Buhari over and over again instead of voting a right candidate outside their north. Even if bandits and terrorists kidnap and ra9e all their wives, daughters even their mothers. They are that usiless with fish brain!
They don't mind voting for the man as long as he's a Muslim.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Shola Who Foretold The Death Of Queen Elizabeth II Trending On Twitter by Comedian2019: 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2022
Foretelling the death of a 96-year-old
What kind of mumu talk be that?
Politics / Re: Court Sacks Taraba APC Governorship Candidate, Bwacha, Orders Fresh Primary by Comedian2019: 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2022
APC?
Not surprised. Na their way.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest 2 Over Alleged Rape Of Lady. by Comedian2019: 4:42am On Sep 17, 2022
ColdHeatt:
Solomon Barry and Bright Omega are their names.
O God of Truth, May the police arrest the bearer of this monicker DamianX for a murder he knows nothing about; let a Judge sentence him to life imprisonment, if these criminals are not Muslims.
Fake names. Omega and Barry? From which family?
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest 2 Over Alleged Rape Of Lady. by Comedian2019: 4:39am On Sep 17, 2022
Jail the murafukers and auction their car.
Health / Re: Mechanic Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Conceives For Another Man by Comedian2019: 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2022
chukel:
The woman who can cheat can also kill. They should investigate his death.
Thorough investigation is very necessary.
Health / Re: Mechanic Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Conceives For Another Man by Comedian2019: 9:18pm On Sep 16, 2022
Belteshazzar1:
Talks about relationship do scares me this days...
Dear God, please help me to make the right choice..
If e work, you stay. If e no work, you gerrout.
Health / Re: Mechanic Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Conceives For Another Man by Comedian2019: 9:17pm On Sep 16, 2022
Simps everywhere.
Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by Comedian2019: 8:39am On Sep 16, 2022
Both the government and most citizens are the same.
Religion / Re: Rev Esther Ajayi Praises MC Oluomo, Leads Him To Greet Obasanjo, Ooni And Others by Comedian2019: 8:14am On Sep 05, 2022
How this woman could sell her reputation for four cows is something to study.
Naive church members clapping when they heard "four cows" makes me laugh.
This is the time to avoid anyone associated with incompetent APC and reject their Ill-gotten gifts.

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Religion / Re: Rev Esther Ajayi Praises MC Oluomo, Leads Him To Greet Obasanjo, Ooni And Others by Comedian2019: 8:11am On Sep 05, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:

For Christian pastors,it's all about the money,they are so deluded.
Once you have the money,you can shut the pastor's mouth,they serve money than they serve their god.

Be you a criminal, serial murderer,just buy me a cow with some money then you become innocent,lol
For some.
Most pastors I know can't be bought.
Politics / Re: Gov Makinde Distances Himself From ‘Obidients’ Rally In Oyo by Comedian2019: 7:55pm On Sep 04, 2022
Like joke like play, everyone is becoming Obidient. grin
Education / Re: Umar Farouk Lawal Emerges NANS President by Comedian2019: 4:32pm On Sep 03, 2022
I hope this one is a youth, not the grandfather calling himself NANS president.

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Crime / Re: New York Police Officer Punches Woman In The Face During Arrest (Video) by Comedian2019: 3:47pm On Sep 01, 2022
When Naija policeman finds his way into Yankee grin
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by Comedian2019: 6:06am On Aug 31, 2022
This story get as e be. I can't believe it. You guys can't make me believe what is unbelievable.
Crime / Re: 2 Widows Accused Of Being Witches Tortured To Death In Cross River (Graphic Pics by Comedian2019: 7:10pm On Aug 30, 2022
All the perpetrators of the heinous crime should be sentenced according to law.

My question is, were there no policemen in that area?
Politics / Re: How Bandits Force Oppressed Victims To Release Their Wives, Daughters For Sex by Comedian2019: 7:38pm On Aug 28, 2022
Are the victims even complaining?

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Politics / Re: Mass Defection To APC Hits PDP In Cross River Central by Comedian2019: 9:49am On Aug 28, 2022
Funny people
Politics / Re: How DSS Attacked Our House In Mpape, Abuja At 2am With Wrong Tracker - Lady by Comedian2019: 9:47am On Aug 28, 2022
When will they track all the terrorists and their sponsors in Nigeria?

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Car Talk / Re: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by Comedian2019: 4:18pm On Aug 26, 2022
It's sheer stupidity. Period.

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Crime / Re: Lawyer Stabbed To Death By His Estranged Wife In Kebbi (Photos) by Comedian2019: 4:09pm On Aug 26, 2022
saphiere:
From the article, there is no where the accused said she stabbed him and No evidence.

Bloggers and lies.

Because you saw someone in a house doesn't mean she killed.

This woman should sue them.
How on earth will a woman be in a house after her husband was stabbed to death, without raising alarm? If she wasn't the killer, she would have shouted to the neighbours.
Politics / Re: APC Distributes Food Items To Residents In Anambra State by Comedian2019: 11:05pm On Aug 25, 2022
Smithkafors:
Instead of you to tell Nigerians what you want to do for them you are busy distributing rice.

I pity u.....

Keep wasting your stolen cash
What lies have they not told?
No one takes them serious any longer.
Politics / Re: My Brother Kidnapped On The Abuja-Kaduna Train Has Not Been Released - Sarki by Comedian2019: 7:10pm On Aug 15, 2022
Sorry o, sorry o, make God no allow dem make dem kee your broda o.
(In Asari's voice).

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Industrial Strikes: No Work No Payment Is The Take Of Islam by Comedian2019: 1:00pm On Aug 12, 2022
imammalik3529:
This issue should be looked based on the "Agreements" in cause of working for someone. The agreement specifies monthly payment whether you worked for it or not. So, please don't confuse ethics and teachings of Islam with the issue of "ASUU strike's no work, no pay".
More so, ASUU did not make agreement with government under sharia law, but under secular law.
So the op is out of point.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Industrial Strikes: No Work No Payment Is The Take Of Islam by Comedian2019: 12:57pm On Aug 12, 2022
Mensa11:
All of una just stupid. Coming up with different fatwa and teachings to further help the oppressor suppress the public.
What’s the sharia judgement for politicians carting away billions of state recourses into personal coffins? Unfortunately when it comes to holding the poor public accountable, we are so quick at that. Remember the central abuja imam that called out the FG over insecurity, the other alfas start coming out with fatwa that we should respect and obey the nation leaders despite all that’s been faced by the citizens.
Make all of una get out.
In Nigeria, Islamic laws are only applied to punish the poor masses, not to check corrupt politicians. Hypocrisy of the highest order!
What's practiced as sharia law in Nigeria is political sharia, holding down the oppressed, poor victims to ensure they remain poor.
Funny enough, the same poor victims are the defenders of the oppressors.

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Politics / Re: Francis Erhabor: Police Promotes Officer Who Rejected N864m Bribe (Photos) by Comedian2019: 7:12am On Aug 10, 2022
Cantonese:
Dignity in labour.

OBIdience needs him for a more secured nation.
A possible Obidient nominee for IG come 2023.

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