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Family / Re: My Wife Demands For Lab Test Most Times When One Is Not Cheating by Comedian2019: 5:10pm On Jan 22
She's likely cheating

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Politics / Re: VP Shettima And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Show Dancing Skills In Vienna (Video) by Comedian2019: 12:53pm On Jan 22
Either you are praising them or condemning them, Nigeria remains great.
Don't ask me how.

Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap 23 People In FCT by Comedian2019: 6:00pm On Jan 12
MisterGrace:
I think wicked power mongers are trying everything possible to discredit President Tinubu's government.

They will all fail in Jesus Christ name.

Nigeria shall be safe.

Enough of selfish people killing and terrorising others just for their evil agenda.
Wicked power mongers tied the hands of police, army, airforce, navvy, sss, civil defense, etc. Use your head man!
Politics / Re: Why We’re Building Church In APC Secretariat – Ganduje by Comedian2019: 5:56pm On Jan 12
Building a worship centre doesn't translate to good governance.
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Threatens Davido After He Unfollowed Tiwa Savage On Instagram by Comedian2019: 6:07am On Jan 09
TheWinterBird:
Is this nobody really threatening a well-loved, international superstar? Lol. What a joke.
I just have the feeling that the dude is looking for attention.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Woman Whipped 74 Times For Refusing To Wear Hijab by Comedian2019: 9:04pm On Jan 08
advanceDNA:


I just told u Iran is a full Islamic state yet u don't understand that they don't run democracy or free state law, where citizens have a level of freedom to do as they please

..... Do u even know what law means.....

...Even in Nigeria where there is democracy...u can't go to some.parts of the north where shariah is fully constitutional and not wear hijab or u mistakenly wear mini skirt...

See ..I don't dialogue with low IQ people..

It's nauseating....

Extremists always end their reply with insults.

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Politics / Re: Abuja Tenant, Chris Okoye Remanded For Beating Landlord by Comedian2019: 5:11am On Jan 07
Tenant no gree for landlord. Abeg make una take am easy o.
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by Comedian2019: 9:25pm On Dec 16, 2023
Rilwayne001:
It's too dangerous to love too deeply.
Rear truth simp men hate.
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by Comedian2019: 9:23pm On Dec 16, 2023
Through investigation is needed in this case. Of found to be true that the man committed suicide because of his wife's infidelity, then he's a mumu man.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider In Oyo by Comedian2019: 7:09pm On Dec 09, 2023
The most polite policemen on the road.
Religion / Re: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Comedian2019: 4:29am On Nov 29, 2023
Shellsploit:
Let the poor ... "breath"
Another End time ministry!
Let the gullible poor use their common sense.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Comedian2019: 4:28am On Nov 29, 2023
clefstone:
As long as he preaches the true message of God which this world desperately needs, no problem
True message like no collection of tithe by Christians?
Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by Comedian2019: 4:25am On Nov 29, 2023
wtfCode:
Sex is spiritually powerful.
Alot of factor comes into play here.
If you're not spiritually compatible with your spouse, you might inherit some spiritual problems that might be hard to come out.

So guys, study your female b4 having sex with her.
Funny lies.
The richest man in Africa get side chick. Davido get, TU baba get. Stop deceiving gullible people. Sex has nothing to do with spirit. It is physical contact and nothing more.

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Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by Comedian2019: 4:20am On Nov 29, 2023
Hajokexyz:
Very easy to fall prey, may God safeguard us .
Most sensible comment I've seen here.
🤝👍
May God safeguard us.
Some people don't understand that a wrong sex by their partner can ruin their lives. It's God that will keep safeguarding us.

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Crime / Re: Landlord’s Son Stabs Tenant To Death Over Parking Space by Comedian2019: 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2023
Justice for the victim, even if the culprit's father is influential. The street must not leave the stabber unpunished.
Romance / Re: You Catch Your Woman Cheating?, Don’t Fight That Man, Simply Do These 7 Things. by Comedian2019: 9:26pm On Nov 22, 2023
No.1 is true.
Don't fight because of a woman or man. If you die in the process, you die for nothing. Walk away from an unfaithful relationship. Forgive the cheating partner for the sake of your mental health. Move on with your life. Don't ever go back to him/her if you love your life.
My humble advice.

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Religion / Re: Man Shot Dead While Preaching On The Streets Of Peoria (photo) by Comedian2019: 10:12am On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Do you see anyone fighting for the dead? It has gone!
Assuming it was here especially in the north?
You didn't get my point.
My point is, it should not even happen in Nigeria. It's animalistic and shameful.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Onyekachi Ikowa (2Baba's Deputy) In Bayelsa (Photo) by Comedian2019: 10:10am On Nov 19, 2023
Omo! If this kind person hold you for lonely place, sorry na your name.
How can someone with this kind of head and hands like robo cop not be a suspect?
Religion / Re: Man Shot Dead While Preaching On The Streets Of Peoria (photo) by Comedian2019: 10:00am On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:
Alhamdulillah!

No Muslim was mentioned!

If this had happened in the north now they'll start pointing hands!

Illinois no be Muslim land!
Wherever it happens, the perpetrators are murderous beasts and mustn't be found among normal humans.

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Religion / Re: Man Shot Dead While Preaching On The Streets Of Peoria (photo) by Comedian2019: 9:55am On Nov 19, 2023
Why should that happen in Nigeria? Are we animals? Condemn the wrong and stop justifying crime simply because it happened in another country.
Travel / Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by Comedian2019: 9:56pm On Nov 18, 2023
ravensckar:
You see Nigerians and stubbornness are like bread & butter. angry angry

To Nigerians, only money matters and not their happiness or mental health. Despite this guy's video, many will happily change places with him only to get there and start lamenting too. Canada & U.K is not for the faint hearted o. cheesy cheesy
Is it not better to be comfortably lonely rather than die of hunger?
Education / Re: Plateau Students Protest Against LGBTQ Bill (Video) by Comedian2019: 8:53pm On Nov 17, 2023
As much as I dislike LGBT, I think if the whole country put up this energy to say NO to bad governance and impunity, Nigeria would be a great nation.
Travel / Re: Driver Evading LASTMA Raid Crushes Street Cleaners To Death In Lagos by Comedian2019: 1:39pm On Nov 13, 2023
UptownVibes:
Some drivers are not okay upstairs. I once saw a mini bus and FRSC doing car race on Benin road about two years ago. The bus was fully loaded with passengers screaming for the driver to stop. Driving dey turn steering like its action film. FRSc wasn't even bothered,them too use their small car follow am. You need to come and see race on federal high way o.. Cars were parking on both side of the road for the two idiots to pass. This country en.. Hmmm
This only shows that both the road safety men and the driver are not normal.
Travel / Re: Driver Evading LASTMA Raid Crushes Street Cleaners To Death In Lagos by Comedian2019: 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2023
NaMe4:
Terrible!

In Benin City, there has been a rise in unruly behaviour by commercial drivers; not obeying traffic lights, driving one-way, etc with EDSTMA personnel just looking away.

These same people will complain about their leaders, but do the most despicable thing the next minute or whenever they have an opportunity.


I once asked a driver why he drove against traffic. He said he can't waste his fuel, that if he forms gentle man, he will use all his money to buy fuel.
Travel / Re: Driver Evading LASTMA Raid Crushes Street Cleaners To Death In Lagos by Comedian2019: 1:33pm On Nov 13, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
Illiteracy is indeed a disease. How can he be running away from Lastma at the expense of the passengers in the bus and pedestrians.... He should be arrested and prosecuted . Anyways R.I.P to the dead........
Very painful that innocent lives were lost.
That's why uniformed personnel should be civil, so that the people wouldn't view them as terror.
No driver wants his vehicle impounded for flimsy reasons. His escape is a fight for his source of living. It's high time lastma and others stopped chasing drivers. It's dangerous.
Politics / Re: Kogidecides: APC Supporter, Umar Hassan Allegedly Gunned Down By SDP Thugs by Comedian2019: 4:53pm On Nov 11, 2023
donleo92:
one thing I have learnt in life is not to talk carelessly outside the comfort of my house.

even if them dey talk against my preferred candidate for outside, I no fit open mouth talk. to avoid stories that touch..

You're wise.
Sports / Re: I Want To Be Like Harry Maguire — Super Eagles Defender, Calvin Bassey by Comedian2019: 3:13pm On Nov 10, 2023
Is he okay? Maguire of all people.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by Comedian2019: 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2023
freshkpomo:



Lecturer go punch you for hall, punch you for your result, and in the night squad go still come kidnap you go bush go bulalala your yansh, hope you get it or should I go deeper 🙄
It could be the other way too.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by Comedian2019: 5:31am On Nov 09, 2023
freshkpomo:

This girl get mind o, try this rubbish for Uniben that year na home and away the lecturer go beat you.
The student cripple?

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Health / Re: Seven-Year-Old Boy Slips Into Well While Fetching Water In Kwara, Dies by Comedian2019: 4:39pm On Nov 07, 2023
Can someone explain what the rope is doing on his damn neck?

Romance / Re: Kano Hisbah To Marry Off Tiktoker Murja Kunya, Others by Comedian2019: 4:35pm On Nov 07, 2023
Marriage by force🤣🤣🤣
In this age, people still do this?
Family / Re: How Can I Deal With A Quarrelsome Wife by Comedian2019: 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2023
Did she tie your leg?

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