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Crime / Re: Oladapo Ogundipe: My Daughter Was Coerced Into Suicide By Her Boyfriend In UK by Comedian2019: 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2023
Train your child to be tough and save yourself the pains.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Fake Surety In Port Harcourt by Comedian2019: 4:25pm On Nov 07, 2023
phemmie06:
Surety now need sureties.... 😂
They need to scrutinize his own surety to ensure he's not also using forged document.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Fake Surety In Port Harcourt by Comedian2019: 4:23pm On Nov 07, 2023
Forgery is a crime. Lol
E be like say na Oluwole dey cash out now.

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Celebrities / Re: Slay Queen Exposes Speed Darlington, Leaks Chat As He Begs To Sleep With Her by Comedian2019: 1:26pm On Nov 03, 2023
What's the big deal?
I suspect deal went wrong.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Fixes January 26 For Judgment On Jailed Farouk Lawan’s Appeal by Comedian2019: 1:22pm On Nov 03, 2023
akanfe30:


He was indeed a rising start - eloquent and brilliant, one of the best legislators you can named from the North. It's disappointing to see him in this situation.
No matter how eloquent and brilliant one is, without integrity, one is still useless.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Fixes January 26 For Judgment On Jailed Farouk Lawan’s Appeal by Comedian2019: 1:20pm On Nov 03, 2023
Gandrova:
One of the fearless politician during Obasanjo's Administration. He allowed greed to finish his political career what a shame.
He was fearlessly soliciting for bribe💰
🤣😂🤣
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: I Will Not Rest Until Rufai Oseni Is Sacked From Arise TV by Comedian2019: 1:14pm On Nov 03, 2023
Agbaya
Old foool
Education / Re: PTI Final Year Student Electrocuted While Installing Solar Panels by Comedian2019: 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2023
So sad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fire Outbreak In Iran Rehab Centre, Kills At Least 32 by Comedian2019: 1:09pm On Nov 03, 2023
RichTyler:
May their souls rest in peace

2years Facebook account for sale..2000 friends. 1000+ followers for your Facebook business
How much
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fire Outbreak In Iran Rehab Centre, Kills At Least 32 by Comedian2019: 1:07pm On Nov 03, 2023
70 imaginary virgins with pointed bwests for the male victims, while strong rods for the others.

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Education / Re: All Hotels In Owerri Fully Booked! FGGC Owerri Old Students Stranded by Comedian2019: 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2023
Highest bidder takes it all.😂
Love of money 💰
That's why your marginalization will never end.
If you say Nigeria is a zoo, what is more zoo (jungle) than this?

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Family / Re: My Wife Constantly Denies Me Sex by Comedian2019: 11:09pm On Oct 24, 2023
Nonsense, kick that mf out of my house.
Better to stay alone.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Invade Kaduna Mosque, Kill Imam by Comedian2019: 11:06pm On Oct 24, 2023
Spreading of peace😂
Politics / Re: Borno Commissioner, Ibrahim Garba, & A Woman Found Dead In Guest House by Comedian2019: 10:24pm On Oct 21, 2023
Straight to meet his imaginary 72 virgins 😂🤣🤣
Anyway, the headline says they were "Found Dead In Guest House", so I wonder why some slowpoke.s have already concluded that he died in active service.
Must everything be about s3x?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by Comedian2019: 6:20pm On Oct 07, 2023
flokii:


Isrealis will give it back to them as e dey hot.. Peace is good, agreed.. but when the enemy says no to peace, war becomes inevitable.
You Gerrit!
Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by Comedian2019: 6:19pm On Oct 07, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Nigerian. Kristian’s will be supporting Israel which comprises of Jews.

Same Jews they support, don’t believe in Christ! Even inside same Israel, we have more Muslim than Christians!

So what are Nigerian Christians really supporting?
Nobody supports anyone.
You expect Israel to behave like Christians when they are being terrorised by Hamas? 🤣🤣 You must be joking.
If you throway inside Israel, you will certainly collect wotowoto.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by Comedian2019: 6:15pm On Oct 07, 2023
Avoid Israel if you want peace. Sadly, the religion of piss don't love peace.
Politics / Re: Biden Appoints Osagie Imasogie, Chinenye Ogwumike As Advisers (pic) by Comedian2019: 5:21am On Sep 28, 2023
I would have loved to comment, but tribalists have taken over.
🤐

Congratulations to them.
Politics / Re: Food Prices Jump By 31%, Says NBS by Comedian2019: 5:14am On Sep 28, 2023
They don't need to tell us. We are feeling it already.
I hope APC online defenders are not affected.

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Politics / Re: Ondo Commissioner, Olubunmi Osadahun, Attacked By Awolumate Olumide by Comedian2019: 8:05pm On Sep 17, 2023
Kingray10:
APC attacking Apc bc of pilatives...
That's the renewed hope you hat was promised...
I can't see anything like attack there.
All I can see is APC playing ping pong with APC.

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Politics / Re: Ondo Commissioner, Olubunmi Osadahun, Attacked By Awolumate Olumide by Comedian2019: 8:02pm On Sep 17, 2023
Can't APC people play with each other again?

Next topic please.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: 5 Sokoto LGs Under Bandits, Terrorists’ Siege by Comedian2019: 6:45pm On Sep 08, 2023
Sokoto is a sharia state. This matter no concern"infidels".
They can enjoy their friends.
Education / Re: Federal University Gusau (FUGUS) Expels Students For Protesting Insecurity by Comedian2019: 3:42pm On Sep 03, 2023
Waiting to see some of their people say protest is haram 🤣🤣

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Sports / Re: Imprisoned Dani Alves Pens Love Letter To Estranged Wife Ahead Of His Rape Case by Comedian2019: 8:25pm On Sep 02, 2023
Man's life Sha.
Business / Re: CBN, FG Agency Set To Review New Regulation On Bank Customers by Comedian2019: 6:57pm On Sep 01, 2023
No wonder Naira keeps losing value. When clowns occupy sensitive seats, they start chasing shadows.

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Crime / Re: I Removed My Father’s Private Part For Money Ritual – 20-year-old Boy Confesses by Comedian2019: 6:19pm On Sep 01, 2023
olancho:
I keep telling young people that there is nothing like money ritual. Government should start a program on the media that will help in spreading it. Ogun state should try their best too. They should be arresting all these so call native doctors. The only ritual available is hardwork and information
Unfortunately, those in government who would have done that also have the same mumu belief.
Crime / Re: I Removed My Father’s Private Part For Money Ritual – 20-year-old Boy Confesses by Comedian2019: 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2023
Result of wrong beliefs.
Parents who teach their children that juju can bring money stand the same risk.
Funny beliefs everywhere 🤣
Politics / Re: Kumuyi's Voice Is Stronger, More Robust & Louder Than Obi's Tiny Voice - Omokri by Comedian2019: 2:59pm On Aug 24, 2023
Sparrk007:
Who made this guy so useless like this
Hunger na your mate?
Politics / Re: Kumuyi's Voice Is Stronger, More Robust & Louder Than Obi's Tiny Voice - Omokri by Comedian2019: 2:59pm On Aug 24, 2023
loosecanon50:
This Reno Omokri has really tried. Tinubu should just pity him and give him appointment because this his eye service has reached the highest level..

..na just to craze remain
Tinubu is too decent to employ an O'mockery.
You Gerrit
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Most Credible In Nigeria’s History – Tinubu by Comedian2019: 8:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
What is his definition of credible?
Politics / Re: PDP mocks Ganduje: 'Gandollar, Hit The Ground Running To EFCC' by Comedian2019: 8:41pm On Aug 03, 2023
Must you be a crook to become an APC member?

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