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Health / Re: Covid19 Update: 108 New Cases In Nigeria by Compliance(m): 11:43pm On Apr 23, 2020
This unicellular organism has changed the texture and order of a complex planet like earth. See strong men and women dying daily because of one virus.

HOW CAN A SINGULAR SIMPLE CELLED UNIT RAVAGE THE WHOLE PLANET AND LEAD TO THE DEATH OF SEVERAL COMPLEX MULTICELLULAR HUMANS ON EARTH?

There is really more to this virus than we know or may ever know.
Health / Re: 108 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 981, 197 Discharged, 31 Deaths by Compliance(m): 11:41pm On Apr 23, 2020
This unicellular organism has changed the texture and order of a complex planet like earth. See strong men and women dying daily because of one virus.

HOW CAN A SINGULAR SIMPLE CELLED UNIT RAVAGE THE WHOLE PLANET AND LEAD TO THE DEATH OF SEVERAL COMPLEX MULTICELLULAR HUMANS ON EARTH?

There is really more to this virus than we know or may ever know.



Coro na bastard o.

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Health / Re: 86 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 627 , Discharged 170 , Deaths 21 by Compliance(m): 2:59am On Apr 20, 2020
Help help help
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 7:48pm On Apr 19, 2020
mythy70:


Well, naturally the p*nis bows after ejaculation. Don't be deceived by those acting porn staying erect after ejaculating.

Well as for satisfying your woman by going multiple rounds, first thing you have to do is study your body system. Take a shower immediately after your first round, take a lot of ordinary water too for calmness and energizer.

Now, take your time to relax or meditate maybe about 10-20mins (watch TV, play game or even gist with your woman) before you know your energy will have restored. And then you can shoot another round

Eat alot of fruits as suggested by someone up there especially banana and watermelon.

If you like groundnut too, yes it's good to chew.

Then tigernut drink, make it your regular drink. It boost sex drive. Stay away from sugary things or drinks (Pepsi, Coca-Cola and the rest)

Also, let your woman always wear something sexy inside the house too, probably transparent wears it's a turn on for you as well. And also try some different styles when having sex instead of regular missionary

Lastly, you may have pile too due to too much carbohydrates intake (garri, rice etc). I'll suggest you get correct agbo jedi from herb seller preferably the one done with gin, just get like two liters own and keep in the house, always take a shot at night before bed and also first thing in the morning. When the gin is finished, buy another one and top it.

Above all, sex is not a do or die thing. Don't use sex enhancer drugs or pills, do your best you can and try all the remedies above.

PEACE!!!
Thank you. This is apt. I've gotten very helpful advices here on NL and I'm glad.

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Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 4:48pm On Apr 19, 2020
oglalasioux:
Sex is from the mind. If you love your woman's body you'll go so many rounds that she will run. Look for a part of her body you love most;

Could be her face, hands, breasts, feet, laps or her skin. Once you are done with the first round concentrate on those areas that turn you on. You'll get an erection.

Remember, no man gets a turgid erection for second round. A little for penetration is enough. The thrusting will bring the rest up.

"no man gets a turgid erection for second round" no man? I thought some people's erection stays after round one so they can immediately go for round 2. I'm sincerely lost here.

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Health / Re: Ogun State: Two (2) New Confirmed Cases Of COVID-19 Have Been Reported by Compliance(m): 3:31pm On Apr 19, 2020
Mercy
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 1:42pm On Apr 19, 2020
oluplus:


Please ignore those herbal drinks. They have their long term side effects. Just go on fruits, exercise more and reduce sugar intake

Like what kind of fruits? And what type of exercise will do?
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 12:55pm On Apr 19, 2020
josen16322:
D truth is me and u we are kind of similar but I last longer in my 1st round Dan u i can last up to 1hour and after dat i can also begin d 2nd round at list 30min but my girlfrnd Neva complain so in yo case i suggest u start drinking all dis herbal herb like yo yo bitter super bitter and adonka bitters very good 4 all d sharp men who rily want their women 2 be always smilin and happy wen women start feeling there men physically and sexually dey will wake up every morning feeling like a bird dey will look very happy and at d same time dey will feel at home,drink all dis herb and wipe out all d sugars in yo system wink

Thank you, I do see these drinks but don't take them serious, I will start considering that option now. I wish to go rounds too.
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 12:32pm On Apr 19, 2020
Satan66:
You have a low sex drive, it's normal and yes you're healthy.
Some men can go up to 7 rounds because of their high sex drive while others like you can't go more than a round.
Sex itself is a mental state of mindset, when you ejaculate your brain stops sending blood to your penis and you become deflated, Your phycological mindset can't go more than a round without some stimulants or drugs ( I wouldn't recommend this!) To increase your sex drive

There's nothing to worry about as long as your wife understands.
thank you for the response.

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Health / How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by Compliance(m): 12:21pm On Apr 19, 2020
I am recently having some issues that has started troubling me.

I notice I cannot go for more than a round of sex, after the first round my penis just get flattened and relaxed. And my libido gets deflated immediately.

It takes hours, sometimes long hours before I'm ready for sex again. Although the first round last long, sometimes as long as 30 minutes or even more, but most times, 10 minutes thrusting.

I wasn't worried before until a day my wife asked for another round and I couldn't respond or may be I don't know how to get on. She wasn't disturbed, she just wanted more, we maturely talked over it and it ended there. But since then I really had thoughts about it.

Now my questions, how many rounds should a healthy man go on the average?

And what should be the time duration between the rounds? Is it immediately after first round you get on again?

Am I healthy? Are there things I don't know? People who have more than one rounds easily, like I often read, how do you do it?


Insults are not necessary, I just need sincere answers.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 34 New Cases Confirmed. Total Now 407, 128 Discharged, 12 Deaths by Compliance(m): 5:48am On Apr 16, 2020
God have mercy. Have mercy on this nation. Have mercy on anyone reading and replying.

We're able to reply because we are fine. People on ventilators can't reply on Nairaland. Have mercy oh Lord.

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Romance / Re: . by Compliance(m): 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2020
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Zentih bank.
Thanks in anticipation...
Health / Re: 5 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 323 . 85 discharged. 10 deaths by Compliance(m): 9:33pm On Apr 12, 2020
Thank God for the discharges at least.

If we subtract the number of the discharged and the dead (may their souls rest in peace) , it looks like we have a safer number.

I prefer that the deductions are already made so as to reduce the never. That's 323-85 (discharged) - 10(deaths). That's our real level of incidence. And it looks less scary.

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Health / Re: BREAKING: Two New Cases Of COVID-19 Confirmed In Lagos, Ogun by Compliance(m): 3:36pm On Mar 24, 2020
Is it after or before the inclusion of Kyari?
Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Compliance(m): 11:50pm On Mar 23, 2020
It is high time we explore the option of a total shutdown. The number is still minimal now and can be controlled easily.

And meanwhile, let all Nigerians get tested while they stay indoor as a matter of compulsion. This will help us a know the extent of the spread and tackle the virus fiercely once and for all.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Adeboye Preaches Online, Church Seats Empty by Compliance(m): 12:41pm On Mar 22, 2020
prekumohtim:


How do you know they are less anointed? Are you the one that gave them the anointing or you are the anointing working in them ? Be very careful before you land yourself in trouble.

The level of the anointing on each minister is different. That's the level of the Holy spirit functionality on them. Some pastors are more anointed than others. Several factors can be responsible for it.

Every serious Christian knows that pastor Adeboye is one of the most anointed minister we have around in this nation. I know you know too if you're one.

As much as I am very reluctant to answer you, I feel you still deserve a response from me. But it's unnecessary to threaten me with troubles. You know how many I'm facing already?
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Adeboye Preaches Online, Church Seats Empty by Compliance(m): 12:37pm On Mar 22, 2020
bajosky:

Can you please expantiate on Less anointed pastors and More anointed ones ?

The level of the anointing on each minister is different. That's the level of the Holy spirit functionality on them. Some pastors are more anointed than others. Several factors can be responsible for it.

Every serious Christian knows that pastor Adeboye is one of the most anointed minister we have around in this nation. I know you know too if you're one.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Adeboye Preaches Online, Church Seats Empty by Compliance(m): 10:54am On Mar 22, 2020
Pastor Adeboye is a pattern to every minister in Nigeria. His obedience and humility is top notch. I love the man. Soooo humble.

Some other pastors, less anointed will still force their ways through to do church today and enhance the spread of the virus.

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Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Compliance(m): 11:53am On Jul 15, 2019
2Ballz:
Compliance,

Atenolol is a selective Beta-blocker drug that helps in controlling a high blood pressure. Other major features to which Atenolol is prescribable could to someone having Arrythmiasis (either associating with or not high blood pressure). With the likes of Bisoprolol, Mesoprolol and others, it may fit in to avoid heart modeling due extensive in a poorly managed heart failure condition. Long term is use significantly less trouble some.


Now! Have you done ECGs of your heart?

Apart from knowing your HBP, what other thing have you done to confirm or rule out any perceive causes?

Thanks for your response sir/ma.

I have done my ECG and it came out normal, the cardiologist however named a term "partial right bundle branch block" which he called normal and can be found in healthy individuals.

I did my kidney function test and it was normal too, they discovered an ectopic right kidney of normal properties. They also said it is not uncommon in healthy individuals.

I did my urinalysis and it was fine too.

Please sir/ma, are there others necessary tests I still need to do? And I sincerely don't mind calling you if you will permit. And please is a long term use of atenonol safe for me?
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Compliance(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2019
Hello nairalander doctors and medical practitioners. A brothers needs an urgent help.

For about two years, I have been having a strange sensation in my left chest, may be my heart. It has always been a random occurrence and is not predictable at all, it is like a hard heart beat that comes suddenly and goes off too, it happens several times in a day. Doctors have called it palpitations but I'm finding it difficult to agree. It is not painful at all but somehow unpleasant and its burdensome, feeling as if my heart wants to burst.

I can't trace this symptom to anything, but I discovered recently that it subsides with enough sleep.
I was once diagnosed of anxiety neurosis and anxiety disorders when I discovered that my heart beat was way too fast per minute, well over 100 beats per minute. Since then I have been on a tablet called atenolol, I take about 25mg daily for close to three years now.

Then, I had an episode of what I can best call a panic attack, I ran to the hospital and was attended to, my heart beat was around 120/min that day and my Bp was 160/100 that same day. The doctor said I was hypertensive, but other doctors that attended to me after that day disregarded the diagnosis and told me to discontinue the hypertensive drugs prescribed to me.

It was latter that another doctor, a cardiologist, told me that I am suffering from anxiety disorders and recommended that I take the atenolol tablet of 25mg daily to calm my heart, I have been taking that regularly and my Bp has been around 130/90 to 140/90. I am a young man of 32 and have a very moderate weight, I am not fat, and not extremely slim.

I got to know recently that I have ulcer at two different points, I had always maintained to doctors that I don't have ulcer whenever they asked to guide their drug prescriptions. I assumed I didn't have until scan revealed it, I never recognised ulcer symptoms and thought I didn't have it.

Please nairalanders, I need answers...
What could be the cause of the thumping beat feeling in my chest?
Could it be due to High Blood Pressure, or ulcer or anxiety or a side effect of the atenolol tablet?
How safe is the atenolol tablet? I've been on it for close to 3 years.

I know I should see a doctor, I have seen several already, not less than ten and their answers have somehow been the same. But I'm not enjoying my health... Or are there things I still need to know?
Health / A Medical Advice Needed by Compliance(m): 4:06pm On Jul 14, 2019
Hello nairalander doctors and medical practitioners. A brothers needs an urgent help.

For about two years, I have been having a strange sensation in my left chest, may be my heart. It has always been a random occurrence and is not predictable at all, it is like a hard heart beat that comes suddenly and goes off too, it happens several times in a day. Doctors have called it palpitations but I'm finding it difficult to agree. It is not painful at all but somehow unpleasant and its burdensome, feeling as if my heart wants to burst.

I can't trace this symptom to anything, but I discovered recently that it subsides with enough sleep.
I was once diagnosed of anxiety neurosis and anxiety disorders when I discovered that my heart beat was way too fast per minute, well over 100 beats per minute. Since then I have been on a tablet called atenolol, I take about 25mg daily for close to three years now.

Then, I had an episode of what I can best call a panic attack, I ran to the hospital and was attended to, my heart beat was around 120/min that day and my Bp was 160/100 that same day. The doctor said I was hypertensive, but other doctors that attended to me after that day disregarded the diagnosis and told me to discontinue the hypertensive drugs prescribed to me.

It was latter that another doctor, a cardiologist, told me that I am suffering from anxiety disorders and recommended that I take the atenolol tablet of 25mg daily to calm my heart, I have been taking that regularly and my Bp has been around 130/90 to 140/90. I am a young man of 32 and have a very moderate weight, I am not fat, and not extremely slim.

I got to know recently that I have ulcer at two different points, I had always maintained to doctors that I don't have ulcer whenever they asked to guide their drug prescriptions. I assumed I didn't have until scan revealed it, I never recognised ulcer symptoms and thought I didn't have it.

Please nairalanders, I need answers...
What could be the cause of the thumping beat feeling in my chest?
Could it be due to High Blood Pressure, or ulcer or anxiety or a side effect of the atenolol tablet?
How safe is the atenolol tablet? I've been on it for close to 3 years.

I know I should see a doctor, I have seen several already, not less than ten and their answers have somehow been the same. But I'm not enjoying my health... Or are there things I still need to know?
Business / Re: ‘Breasts On Lantern’: Agonies Of Borrowers Of Nigerian Micro-credit Loans by Compliance(m): 7:40pm On Jun 06, 2019
Well, this write up is somewhat false...

Listen to me, I am a Branch Manager in Grooming, I can tell you that our institution spent a lot for us to be trained on clients protection principles. It's an abomination to maltreat a client because of default.

I can assure you, in grooming centre, it is not permitted to lock up clients or be unruly to them, you dare not even speak with untamed tongue, you'll loose your job!!!

And please, they don't deduct defaults from salaries, they only encourage maximum recovery but default won't affect a bit of your pay. Just that some superiors now force staffs to pay from their salaries and are ready to victimise them into paying defaults.

Let me state clearly again, Grooming Centre don't victimise clients, in fact they sack you for being too harsh on them. Also, salaries are not deducted for defaults... Please ask questions and at least, leave grooming centre out of your assumptions.

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Family / Re: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by Compliance(m): 1:29pm On May 08, 2019
Wicked life. And your wife is there feeling she married a gentle man, you being an introvert. God punish you.

I'm a man too and I respect my wife so much not to cheat on her. I have feelings too, somehow for ladies outside, but I will always confide in my wife when I have a crush on someone and she knows how to crush my crush for the crushee.

I just feel for your wife, you're obviously not repentant. You even have kids. I pray for ladies out there that God will shield you from these kinda men.

Your spouse is your greatest weapon to overcome extramarital affairs no matter how long you've gone.

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Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by Compliance(m): 10:46am On May 01, 2019
I just wish your husband will get to know this, I feel for him, I feel for all sincere men hooked up to a Jezebel like you.

I wish I can advice you, but the advise wouldn't change a thing. You're a LovePeddler. I just wish I can advice your husband to quickly go for a DNA test on the kids.

At least one of them is not his.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Compliance(m): 10:15pm On Apr 21, 2019
Hello house, please I use a discussion continues, I noticed than my passenger ac vent is cooler than the driver vent. What could be the cause?
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Candidate Atiku Abubakar In The US To Meet With Congressmen by Compliance(m): 10:15pm On Jan 17, 2019
Finally... With little shouts.... Atiku lands in USA. Bmc how market?

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Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Compliance(m): 7:38am On Jan 17, 2019
I AM A BENEFICIARY... I GOT IT WITHOUT A THIRD PARTY ASSISTANCE OR LONG LEG. GOT IT ON A PLATTER OF GOD NOT GOLD

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Quits Tianjin Teda, Chinese Club by Compliance(m): 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2019
Chinese product no dey last.

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Politics / Re: Timi Frank Calls For INEC Chairman’s Resignation by Compliance(m): 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2019
No need to vote. The outcome is already decided.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Runs In The Desert, Keeps Fit During Winter Break (Photos) by Compliance(m): 10:01pm On Jan 03, 2019
oluwatosink:

True cool
Messi is talented. But Ronaldo is not , It was hard work and excessive trainings that pay for him

Mediocrity at its peak. Someone said a whooping 5 time world best is not talented? Wonders shall never end o. So you believe cr7 is not talented? Until he starts running around with the ball on his head? Or flying as a bat.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your "Word/phrase For 2019"??? by Compliance(m): 2:53am On Jan 01, 2019
Plenty Congratulations
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Compliance(m): 12:40pm On Dec 28, 2018
Football is a game of passion, sometimes you win, sometimes you loose, how it touches our emotions adversely, I still don't know, what I know is, win or loose, I'm in charge of my actions.

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