almarthins:



So e don become old school. Na just 23yrs ago.

Sonnobax15:

All were nice albums....That was when our ears used to consume sensible songs, but these days we don't know what crime we committed that these artists have all decided to damage our ear drums

As a young nigha back then,na that tuface and Timaya jam been dey give me joy.

almarthins:


Omo you be oracle o!

I no come remember Paul play again self

I still have Paul play and many of these songs.
Any time I give people a lift or they travel with me in my car, they always marvel at my playlist.
These old school songs are lit!

Imagine listening to Paul Play forever with your woman.
My oh my.

VinnyBaba:
Just saw some of my Old CDs this Morning and decided to create this Thread.

2Face- Grass to Grace
Wizkid- SuperStar
Duncan Mighty- Legacy
Timaya- True story
Etc.

Which of these was your Favourite back then?
Which of them did you use to Flex as Young Guys or Girls?

God bless you op.
God will bless you.
Again, God will bless you.
I found a song I have been looking for for years (Chinwe Ike - Resonance).
Ah! God bless you op.

Yes.
out of 365(6) days in a year, I bathe before going to bed at least 350 days (cold showers).
This has nothing to do with the number of baths I have had during the day.
It makes me sleep better. That's all.

seanwilliam:
Hmm sikiru ayinde barrister sang about it..
Tiri hours, 20 min lofinrin o
Waka ti meta atoguniseju……
Fuji dimension

You're an old man

Concorde aircraft... 3 hours.. 20 minutes... lofinrin ooo

Same thing I have been telling people.
I eat fresh, green vegetables planted in my compound every now and then.

helinues:



Promoting same sex marriage is just a way of reducing human population

I thought I was the only one that noticed this.
It is a means of population control.
Nothing else.

VOsimhen144:
Why would I abandon a soft succulent wet juicy pussy and eloquent standing breast that God created for man to enjoy.. and go after my fellow strong hairy gorilla pako looking ass.

E get some kpekus you go fvck,,, u go just dey thank God for life.

Gaybriels dey try o.

Imagine o!
Imagine what they're missing.
I honestly don't understand them.

taobudao:
something is missing, The big boobs..

I thought I'm the only one that noticed this.
God blessed her with big boobs.
Happy birthday ma'am.

drimzsmoke:


So I'm guessing you believe in Newton 3rd law of motion, that's is karma!!!

Strongly disagree.
You may not sleep with someone else's wife and they may still hang your wife's leg with rigorous pumping.
By your own reasoning, is that Karma on your part?
Karma doesn't work that way (if it works at all)

crackhouse:
It's time to start arresting people for the misuse of some words.

You spoke my mind.

In fairness to the op, he probably has a template.
Just copy and paste.
Irrespective of whether the words actually apply to the vehicle or not.

StreetFight:


We don't want your greetings. Go and keep your greetings. You no give us Chicken for Xmas, so no dey do style to scout for Ram meat

Oya no vex.

You know Mary is pregnant already.

sylve11:


Can you give me a copy?

Nope.
Have only one copy and its hardcopy.
Very brittle now self.
I don't even know when I will have time to scan and convert to softcopy.
I'm always careful while reading it.
That story reads like you're on the war yourself.

Melagros:

Well, maybe not in my village, because all I know is that, urine and sweat are toxic or poison we emit from the body

You used one word in your write up "Scientifically".
That word prompted me to reply.
I would have read and moved on.

I want to limit my cho cho cho on NL.

Goodvibes007:

It was never their property to begin with. Same way the Nazis were pained after losing Paris lol.



You are right. Below is from the book sunset in Biafria by an Ikwerre solder that served in the War - Elechi Amadi.

It was indeed a liberation.

Sunset in Biafra.
Its good to read sha.
I don read books for this life.

I read this book and still have it in my archives.
Back then I read anything readable.
Wish I could translate to softcpy and upload for people to read.

Fewer people read these days... Sighs...

Melagros:
COMRADES, one man's poison is another man's food Abi na one man's food is another man's poison sef

[b]Urine, in general in Nigeria, is (scientifically) a poison [/b]while in China is one of the special ingredients for cooking! Isn't God wonderful?
Please COMRADES tell me something

Urine is not a poison.
There's something called Urine therapy.

finallybusy:
Me and a few work colleagues had a heated debate last week.

I was of the opinion that in 2024, English was the superior language for any citizen. The benefits are too numerous to mention. Nelson Mandela claimed you could appeal to a man’s intellect when communicating, however communicating with him in his mother tongue appeals to his soul. In the same way, since business is international, a Nigerian-bred proficient English speaker can carry out trade hitch-free with Caucasians. At the very least, the Nigerian can scam them — showing that his/her fluency in the language is on par if not superior to theirs.

All of the responses they gave revolved around living in Nigeria while skipping the fact that over 250 ethnic groups already exist. I found them unsatisfactory.

It is 2024, why should I teach a two year old child his/her native language?

Is this a joke or you're just trolling

LexngtonSteele:


I am Yoruba ...but make we no lie.

This Sean Kingston looks like a Femi or Bayo.

I Don look the guy picture tire. I try to picture him as an Ebuka but mehnnnn

Lekan or Folami keeps coming to mind.

Sean Kingston, no need for DNA, your ancestor na Ondo or Ekiti. Mo serious, walahi, mo ti wo oriyen titi

You're a clown aswear

Namaster:

Eyebrows like goat horn.

Pointing a (probably loaded) gun at someone as a joke is the height of STUPIDITY. It gets even MORE stupid when it's in a confined space like a car.

They could hit a bump and the gun could go off.

Hope the fool is not just sacked but SUED!

I cannot suffer fools.

Bia, you sabi am before?

There's enough info on nairaland for you to make millions online.
The people making serious money online are many on nairaland.
But they are not going to reveal their secret to you.

Leave romance and other sections and trawl the webmasters section.
There are gems there that may look outdated but works till today.

To make money, you need time and/or money.
If you have time, use it to get info and take action.
If you have money buy courses and get a mentor.

My 2 cents.

PS: Avoid scams

Goodlyhrt:
Nothing is more enjoyable than sex unless you have really low libido.

Satisfaction from sex especially with a really sexy hottie is what some people give anything in this world to have.

Go to your history book to find out that satisfaction from sex have caused or stopped so many wars, enterprises, earth shattering events.

Stop living in self denial unless you are of low libido or effeminate.

The creator perfectly put it in place following how the earth is self sufficient in that we can never run out of humans or any other resources because of that hunger and satisfaction from procreation embedded deeply in us both plants and animals.

The best satisfaction comes from anything that is related to creation because that is our original dna and we are a copy of our creator.

Life is the highest creation. So sex actually gives the highest satisfaction.

I believe when all good things are of equal measure, sex towers over all other and everyone will agree with this.

End of Discussion.

How is this an achievement?

brain54:

The key word here is "upgraded..."

Take note of the word.

The major reason why those illegal refinery sites are that way is because they are stealing crudeoil and can leave at a moments notice and they have not been certified to meet environmental laws and standards.

They are just there to steal crude and don't care about the environment because of course they operate illegally.

The point is you can clean up those sites were they operate, upgrade them to modular refineries and make them legal. That way you solve the damage they cause to the environment.

Now this upgrade would involve legalization, cleaning up the site they operated, infrastructure upgrade, technology upgrade, training of staff, regulatory compliance etc.

Don't be dramatic with your virgin and prostitute analogy.

It doesn't apply in this circumstance!

I don't know how that poster equates this with virgin issue.
You have a valid point

sammotos:
A PERFECT BENZ A140 FOR SALE @ 1.950M
FOR THE LOVERS OF BENZ
-First Body
- Manual Transmission
- 4 Good tyres
- FACTORY FITTED AC
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CALL OR WHATSAPP SAM FOR DETAILS: 07058725235 / 08033955343

The 1.2 engine caught my attention.
@Op how much last?
And show the inside pictures

tizzle:
When doing a DNA test, a maternity test should be done as well... not just paternity. What if the child was swapped at birth? Yes she understands from the result that the child is not he's, what if it's not her's as well?

Valid.
But in this case, I think the woman knows he's not the father of "their" daughter.

Dollywood:


There’s no one with $3m on this forum sitting in their bank account.

It will shock you.

Telltruth123:
I thank God for giving me the opportunity to be alive today, many have lost their lives and is not by our power but by His grace.
I really appreciate GOD for this opportunity given to me and I pray to GOD that I witness more of it
NAIRALANDERS, please help me appreciate GOD.

Happy birthday and congratulations on getting to the 4th floor.
Long life and prosperity.

tete7000:

Cc: uzoka12

The mentality in that your number 10 is what led to the death of many at Ejigbo during the ikeja bomb blast. People ran into canal knowing they couldn't swim and without seeing what they were running from, they just ran with the crowd into their death. Foolishness.

Good point.

uzoka12:

Lol Lagos get plenty mater them

uzoka12:


Preamble: Lagos is a melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities, with people from various parts of Nigeria and other countries residing in the city. The city has a vibrant music and art scene, and its streets are filled with colorful markets and bustling shops. The city is also home to several historic sites and landmarks, including the National Museum Lagos, Lagos Island, and the Slave Trade Monument.

Lagos is a bustling city located in the southwestern region of Nigeria, in West Africa. With a population of over 20 million people, it is the most populous city on the African continent and one of the fastest-growing cities in the world. Lagos is known for its vibrant energy, rich cultural heritage, and dynamic economy.

But: Despite its many positive attributes, Lagos faces several challenges, including traffic congestion, inadequate infrastructure, and high levels of poverty. However, the city's resilience and entrepreneurial spirit have enabled it to thrive and grow, making it one of the most exciting and dynamic cities in Africa.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you.

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them.

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mad in this Lagos!!. I am the only normal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scammers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case or buy a swapped electronics.

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!

Bia op, why you wan burst my belle with laughter?
Number 10 and 14 is so funny.
Number 16 is so true.

By the way only 2 people normal in Lagos.