₦airaland Forum

Dollywood:
There’s no one with $3m on this forum sitting in their bank account.

Telltruth123:
I thank God for giving me the opportunity to be alive today, many have lost their lives and is not by our power but by His grace.
I really appreciate GOD for this opportunity given to me and I pray to GOD that I witness more of it
NAIRALANDERS, please help me appreciate GOD.

tete7000:
Cc: uzoka12

The mentality in that your number 10 is what led to the death of many at Ejigbo during the ikeja bomb blast. People ran into canal knowing they couldn't swim and without seeing what they were running from, they just ran with the crowd into their death. Foolishness.

uzoka12:
Lol Lagos get plenty mater them

uzoka12:
Preamble: Lagos is a melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities, with people from various parts of Nigeria and other countries residing in the city. The city has a vibrant music and art scene, and its streets are filled with colorful markets and bustling shops. The city is also home to several historic sites and landmarks, including the National Museum Lagos, Lagos Island, and the Slave Trade Monument.

Lagos is a bustling city located in the southwestern region of Nigeria, in West Africa. With a population of over 20 million people, it is the most populous city on the African continent and one of the fastest-growing cities in the world. Lagos is known for its vibrant energy, rich cultural heritage, and dynamic economy.

But: Despite its many positive attributes, Lagos faces several challenges, including traffic congestion, inadequate infrastructure, and high levels of poverty. However, the city's resilience and entrepreneurial spirit have enabled it to thrive and grow, making it one of the most exciting and dynamic cities in Africa.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you.

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them.

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mad in this Lagos!!. I am the only normal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scammers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case or buy a swapped electronics.

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!

Dizzyyish:
I think the scientific name for that is Microchimerism.

doggedfighter:
Neighbourhood favoured these ones

Serious people.

They didn't come here to tell us how the girl gave him food and ask Nairalanders if they should eat or not.


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Eunoiaa:
So you people are not truly avoiding women in real life?


See stories.

VinnyBaba:
Probably Worse, particularly if the Girl being Fuccked is moaning loud.

She will be like 'Its like the Guy's Dicck is VERY Big o'.

Kobicove:
You mean a squatter was bold enough to invite his girlfriend to come for a sex romp?

Gadafii:
I shared a room with a guy in my higher institution days, different bed tho, then he had this girl that visits and stays like the whole weekend or week.

Several nights I woke to the sounds of them backing, my bro no be nice experience, na trauma


Single reason I can't never rent house jointly with anyone

Testiebobo:
#7fascinatingfactsaboutthepenismenneedtoknow#
1 The first erection: joysticks are born ready, and it is common for babies to exit the womb with an erection
2 A penis is twice as long as you think: joysticks are longer than they look. In fact, around half of the entire length is housed inside the body
3 Your shoe size is the same with your penis length
4 Morning wood: Most people with joysticks have 3-5 erections every night, mostly during REM sleep. This is also called NOCTURNAL PENILE TUMESCENCE.
5 The penis can break: There is no bone in the penis. Which is fairly unusual for mammals. Breakage during vigorious sex and masturbation.
6 No brainer: Most people with joysticks have very little control over exactly when they ejaculate. Simply it does not involve the brain
7 Cornflakes prevent masturbation: Dr John Harvey Kellogg, the breakfast cereal mastermind invented cornflakes and other products because he thought the plain foods would lead Americans away from the sin of masturbation.
Thanks for your time!

Gadafii:
Bible was written by some poets whom might have smoked some grasses and started writing some stuff from their imagination


If not why would the Bible God punished onan from withdrawing from his deceased brothers wife because he didn't want her to get pregnant by him and the babies carry the brother's name

The same Bible God rewarded onan father when he slept with the same lady who disguised as a prostitute

Gave him lots of land and what not, when you ask these type of questions they will tell you need the holy Spirit to understand the Bible 🫤🫣

immortalcrown:
They are now being called out by their fellow women. So, it is not gender discrimination. The ones calling them out are a proof that not all women are bad.

I have booked a space for Jennyclay.

immortalcrown:
Most bloggers or reporters in Nigeria are mad.

You found out many things including the man's occupation, his wife's occupation, and how the couple sent out its older child. But the man is yet to be identified.

You don't know the object used for the stabbing but you attached the picture of a knife to the post.

RickyJesus:
So far, no any intellectual reply, just vile anger from this lower specimen of folks.

malvisguy212:
you pity the girl that was bully ? I don't oo. a secondary school girl who get involved with a fight because of boyfriend ? if look closely, the girl just seat silent when they slap her say alot. if you wrong your friend, and you are at fault. if the friend try to punch you, you wouldn't respond.

Kipaji:
Why do you think this?

Tallesty1:
When you finally get it enough, you will realise that it doesn't

Reminderz:
yes, if you can afford it fine... if you can make it 3 also, then do it, makes them wonder if there is a third one in the picture... and also make them satisfy you and bow to your authority...

Proudman1:
lolz. the pricing is right there on the frontpage. and anyone that click on any button on that page will know its not functional because nothing will work.

No be only put "underdevelopment" na "ontop of development" i go put

Everybody just know wetin dey wrong with every other person except themselves

Proudman1:
1. that's a different page under development.

The pricing was clear on the homepage.

2. Alright, you know everything there's to know about hosting. Good for you.

Proudman1:
where do you see dollar on the website? Its in naira.

If you understand the importance of hosting, then 1k or 2k per month is not expensive especially for a good one. No be hosting wey NEPA go dey switch on and off your website be that.

This is where i host all my client's websites. so e dey solid

Biteized:
From 3 -0 to 3-3. .. what a team

Sapasenator:
Honestly speaking, I have recently come on contact with seriously gorgeous and beautiful ladies from Ghana.

They also tend to be natural without excessive makeup.

At this point, I can say Ghanaian babes are more beautiful and Natural than Nigeria girls.

If I show you picture eh, you go begin to praise and worship.

I am totally convinced at this point.

They are natural with all the right curves, simple, no unnecessary shakara, humble and down to earth and dem no carry religion for head like gala.

These are my criterias

1. Natural beauty with natural curves
2. Less make up and artificial enhancers.
3. Direct and straightforward with less complication.
4. Less pretense. Pretend to be holy but nack the most
5. Less religious
6. Less lies


I am sold