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You go to Europe and elsewhere to visit old and even ruined buildings and call it tourism and cultural heritage.
But here in Nigeria you call it brown roof.
Isn't the brown roof a sign of way back civilization and cultural heritage?
Doesn't it mean those buildings were built before your were born?
Anyway, make una enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: If you quote me to insult me, just know that I will descend on you.

You carry his most prized possession (pus) to give another man.
You won't even understand except you're a man.
There are some exceptions though.

AI written text can be detected (to a certain level).
I have done this several times and it worked 9/10.
Oyibo wey do pencil also do eraser.

gratefulheart:
Why was it re-painted in front?

How did you detect that?
You're very observant.

SUPERPACK:
We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. The poster is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night. We urge the public to go about with your various businesses as everything is under control.
Thanks for your understanding

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I thought as much.
No sane individual will wake up and type this thing.
Please ensure he does not come out again.
This one's case is beyond "be careful".

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Na woman drink sha

Check if you dey notice diarrhoea , unnecessary belching and farting, abdominal cramps and bloating if no then continue son

But why not take cedar yoghurt instead
am even drinking one now as I smoke my afternoon weed


This life self ....if person want die person go still die
Even the alcohol we drink contain more sugar than those Pepsi and coke

So I'm not the only one that like this yoghurt.

Enny2013:
My Gee!

You valid!

ArchiLimited:
Whoever is investigating this matter, here's your first piece of evidence: why would a black man who apparently can't swim go for water paddleboarding alone? It's uncharacteristic of blacks to play such rough play with their lives. Have you ever seen a black man going for "camping in the deserted forest" or "swimming with sharks" or "diving to the titanic"? It's usually a whites thing. They're the ones that see something dangerous and move towards it for "fun" or to "investigate". The black brother would rather stay at home with a bowl of chicken and watch the outcome of the white man's "investigation" on TV. "Life no get duplicate" is a universal black mantra, bigger than black lives matter.

P.S, pls recognize that some elements in the post above are satirical in nature. Cheers.

Meanwhile, See signature below for your next building project

I like your sense of humour.

Debbie2000:
Siiiiiiiirrrr!!!
And pregnant SNAKE?

Before you know that a snake is pregnant, you would have killed it.
So, I guess that's an exception.

Enny2013:
How would someone who is mature n has work type all u HV typed bcs of women?
It's not everything u say online. Some things are better left unsaid. There's dignity in talking less.

Some things should be left unsaid.
The op is not the first in that situation and will not be the last.
Sometimes, silence is golden.

talented321:
Tell her to buy vibrator and leave the innocent m
With my precious weed to read lies, s6me will say the man is seeing another woman, others will say her husband don't love her again this that, sex addict nairalanders' sex is not food only that five month is too much.

You people will not kill someone here o!
Innocent ke? How does innocent enter this matter?

sotherefore:
Well you might be right.
Just that I have learn a lesson too many times. I was always wanted to do everything right in the sight of girls.
I'm the one that knows what I passed through. If you have to believe everything they said then automatically they will turn you to a mumu.
Most of these girls are not to be trusted, and[b] I told her if she leaves my place without me seeing her phone that I'm gonna block her everywhere. [/b]

If she didn't hide anything then she should have been very free to hand over her phone.

You have done well. And yes, she's seeing someone else. "O ti lor"
If she comes, and you're comfortable with it, you can keep her for knacks till you get a better one.
If you accept her back fully.... well.. It is not from my mouth that you will hear the king's mother is a witch.

As for those asking why he brought it to NL. I guess he wants to know if he didn't over react and also for others to learn.

BigShaqs:
Honestly, you’re one the sane people here.. I’ve made up my mind no to ever indulge myself in any kind of fight again.. That shii is stressful abeg

Good one.
The only fights you truly win are the ones you don't have to fight.

Savvy hunters try not to kill pregnant animals.
It is against their cultural belief.
Allow it to go.
It will give birth to two or more younger ones that increases the animal population thereby increasing your hunting pool.

This your girl "O ti lor".
Sorry man. Give it time. You will heal.

Demigod22:
My girlfriend told me about her boss's boyfriend who called her to tell her he wants to date her, and warned her not to let the boss know.

My girlfriend celebrated her birthday last Saturday, the guy promised to take her out, but failed, so last Sunday he called her and she visited the guy in a hotel, according to her nothing happened, but I ended the relationship, but my friends and family members are bordering me, disturbing to forgive her, she told me because she loves me and she won't do it again.

Can you forgive your girlfriend for visiting another guy who wants her in a hotel?

BigShaqs:
Omoooo!!!! I’ve made a vow with my creator that today’s fight will be the first and last fight I’ll ever engage myself in.. I chop beating no be small today 😢

So, an issue came up between me and a guy today and his voice was already getting louder than mine and I looked at him and realized I’m by far muscular and huge than him,, ,, ,, then I thought to myself, “now is the perfect time”..

There is something about us who have never had a fight before, we always have some crazy fighting skills in our heads and we believe it’ll be very easy to execute those skills when an actual fight comes up but my imaginary skills failed me today,, there was I, helping myself up with a swollen eye and torn lips, it all happened like magic.. Though I was the one who threw the first punch yet I was the first to land on the ground.. Chai!!!! I was just hearing eayah!! eayah!!! Kabiru, you no suppose beat am like that.. After the beating sha, I took my L in peace and still went ahead to have a handshake with the guy coz he seriously whooped my ass..

Please guys, if you also have those imaginary skills in your heads, please erase them, they will never help you whenever you need them!

I still dey get ptsd like this sef!

Eeya. Sorry. I like your honesty.

Fighting like every other skill needs practice before you are good at it.
If you have the opportunity, join a self-defense class (Judo, Karate or Boxing preferably).
If not, watch Youtube self-defense videos and PRACTICE. Emphasis on practice.
You don't have to actually beat someone but you may practice with someone (dodging, holding, choking etc).
When next you have to fight to defend yourself, you 'll do a better job of it.

PS; Don't go and kill someone in the name of fighting if you eventually master the skill o!
All these robust people you see outide are not healthy o!
Take care.

Houseontherock1:
It's a bit unprofessional in naija because of the network issues. However, if you are sure of your network and the receiver's network, you can use WhatsApp...but how do you ensure you both have good network? It's irritating when you are making a business call or a very serious call and it keeps saying "reconnecting".

End of discussion.

Zonefree:
See how you're gloriously announcing your fornication prowess to the whole world with no atom of shame. So, we should applaud you now or what

Are you her man?
If not, you have no ground to attack her.
This is an anonymous forum.
Stop attacking these baby girls and making them bitter on here.

By the way, I don't think the pastor should have said that (publicly)
Sex is a private/personal affair and no one cap fits all.
What works for Dorcas may not work for Alice. Same for Ochuko and Paul.

IconicR:
Why is nobody talking about the innocent wife who doesn't deserve all these devilish thing? Is the society this bad? One thing is I'll surely make sure this stupid affair ends. I'm just trying to get more suggestions on how to go about it. A useless man will not come and sow the seed of discord in that family, I'll not allow that

You may know the beginning of a war. You can never tell how it will turn out.
You're saying nobody is considering the innocent wife, but somebody already told you that if it blows up, it may eventually lead to divorce and the children will suffer. Isn't that considerate enough?
I doubt you are married. Marriage is all than this lovey-dovey you see on social media.

Somebody told you to send anonymous message but you don't want to listen.
Don't worry. Go ahead and confront her. You hear?
She can't do you anything abi? F.u.kc around and find out.

I'm not going to tell you to stop. Just go ahead. Do it today please.
The come back here and tell us the result.

Peace.

BigdaddyPR:
One thing I really don't like is the way some blacks consistently moan about racism, the idea that whites must like them and validate them is sickening.

The Jews at some point were regarded as the filth of the earth, mostly poor, were seen to have no real economic value, they were hated so much that a regime wanted to exterminate all of them. Over 70 years after the holocaust, the Jews are in all centres of power in the US, in wall street, silicon valley, US congress, billionaires, heads of major corporations, TV etc. They didn't seek validation, they got better educated, got more skilled and the rest they say is history.

It is that mindset that blacks need to cultivate, Tyler perry was motivated to build his own studio, if they aren't going to invite you to the table, build your own table.

Who cares if they don't like you; Opportunities abound, harness those opportunities like the Jews did and give back to your community.

I want to give you 1000 likes.

dondodo:
22. We started this year January, she broke up with me because I supported Asiwaju and she belonged to Obi family

If you break up with your friend/girlfriend because of politics, then both of you are not matured enough.

Bring on the waist bead.
I love that stuff on a girl.

They brought this thing to nairaland. It is a skit na.

I didn't choose it. It chose me.

God1000:
Only him with three wives.

But it seems only African men marry plenty women, you will hardly see European or American man doing this, I'm not even sure.

Would you rather he is gay like Europeans and Americans?
Polygamy is bad but gayism is good?

Ishilove:
Thought I should share this, although I don't even know if my vehicle has this button. I'll have to check when it is back from my Kazeem. It is currently being repaired after my folks traveled with it to Delta state and when they returned, the vehicle was singing[b] fyuuuuuuyuh[/b] when you start the engine. 😑


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fyuuuuuuyuh ke?
See the way I'm laughing.
Bia, Be careful o!
People are looking at me and wondering what's making me laugh.

Calabar1stSon:
Una complain no consign me... I don japa to Ekiti.

Abeg, wetin dey Ekiti?

pocohantas:
Nothing wrong with a guy in jeans, but when they wear that very skinny jeans with slippers, it is weird for a grown man.

Nigerians youths generally do not know how to dress for ocassions. They wear jean and slippers to everywhere. It is a turnoff for me. I believe as one gets older, you should have appropriate wears for different events.

That said, I'll pick a man in senator material before the one in jeans. If it is a blue senator material, perfect.

You're so on point with the blue senator material.

Westerhoffe:
It's all sarcasm.

Avoid men, and you're wedding…
She just wanted you to avoid her husband at all cost.

I know some people will think she's on their side… look, she's getting married while you're single!

What an advice!

Sarcasm.
Pure and simple.
I don't know why people don't get it.

Hehehe....
The girl is a good girl.
This is something I could do.
I also voice out sometimes depending on the situation.
Na gentle, I gentle. Not stupid.

People don't know that having a big dic.k is not always a good thing.
Don't worry. By the time girls start running away from you because your kini is too big, you will know.