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silvoclaira:
Hypocrite men everywhere..


If it was a female that said somethin like this. all hell will loose on the whole female gender that very moment


Smh

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The consequences of any action are not the same for men and women.
Read the above line again. And again.
Don't thank me. What are friends for?

nokspos:
There's no good alternative available for marriage. If you did not marry, you will eventually live a miserable life, you will get old and lonely, all those young girls preventing you from settling down will get old and start their own family and the upcoming generation will be too young for you, they will call you uncle before you open your mouth to say hi.

A time is coming you will need someone to trust your life with, you will need someone to cook for you when you are tired or sick, you will need a child of your own, a small version of yourself and you will need someone to help the child with his or her assignment and olosho does not provide any of these service. Inshort when they cook, its better you pray very hard before eating it. also, if a male chef cooks for you for too long , you turn gay , and if a female chef cooks for you for too long .... you know!

Sex is no longer free , you would wish to personalize it, at this point , if the same olosho comes everyday, she starts seeing herself as a wife and if you keep changing hands, you start risking and exposing yourself to diseases. At age 40 above , sex is no longer a priority since your telesterion level has dropped, yet you still need it once in a while and you won't be able to match up with the strength of the younger generation. At this point, all you just want is a good food, good sleep, good movies and maybe inbetween attend some PTA meeting and talk with old folks because even music is no longer the same since asake and wizkid are now older and no longer sing about buddy call. All these feelings starts at 40s not 60s but the problem is you can't start preparing at 40 , you have to prepare from 20s or 30s

So my advise is , if you find any good woman or man , marry. Having a fridge at home is better than buying drinks outside all the time for you may get taste at night. Meanwhile, having a fridge at home doesn't mean you can't still buy a bottle of coke outside once in a while, though its not a good idea.... if you don't get it , forget about it , there's no exit route to marriage.

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I saw what you did there.

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GodWrites:
I have been to the farm sir. Op accept my sincere apologies. I wasn't actually referred to him per say, he was just used as a point of contact to NDlers constituting nuisance on this forum, but in real life they look like op.

That's why it is not good to generalise.
Thank you for apologising.

VeryWickedMan:
You are force feeding sperm to the baby so...

If it's male, the baby will be gay.
If it's female, the baby will become an olosho.

Add "mad" to the "verywicked" in your moniker.

@op, take it easy (no rough riding) but continue with the tatata.
Nothing will happen.
Congrats.

GodWrites:
See how dirty this one is. And I'm sure he's one of these NLders that start an argument with an insult. 90% of NDlers are wretched, and that's why I don't take anyone here serious. Tuah

Have you ever been to a farm?
Have you ever gone fishing before?
Do you know how people dress when they want to go hunting?

You dress to match all the above activity ma'am/Sir

Now apologise to him.

jeromestarks:
RESPECT!

Don't look at what she's says (women say shitty things when they're upset. They don't mean most. Don't bother if she calls you salt or sugar). Only focus on what she does.

If she respects you, brother, she loves you.

To a woman, RESPECT is love.

The next time you tell your woman something and she does another, quickly find a way to break that relationship even if she calls you sweet names and opens her legs for you every second.


To a woman, RESPECT IS LOVE.


Next thread : How to know a man loves you (The Only Sign).

Gbam.

siofra:
I'm not capping. I'm serious. Better to be a single woman in Nigeria, than marry.

Ma'am, you're capping.
But we will have this conversation another day.

By the way, nice one op.

Toyota Camry
Toyota Rav 4

NOETHNICITY:
Just [b]pray hard [/b]not meet a pro concerning the bolded.

Omo!

Is it her enemy I should go for?

I see a lot of comments up there saying the op's behaviour is petty.
There's nothing petty there. Stop making men look weak.
That's how all these irresponsible girls outside came to be (the no one can correct me and I can do as I like syndrome).
Your so called girl is receiving calls from different guys in your presence. Oga, make and receive your own call from different girls too.
Meanwhile, look for another girl. This one is not good.
Don't say you werent warned.

Infolenka:
Take a picture of your surroundings and post it here, then I'll take you seriously.

He's right on this one you know.
Sure, there are white girls with big breasts.
But for each girl like that, there are 10 black girls (with big breasts of course).

Without being fat and without surgery of course

Abolodje:
Interesting that siofra is able to make an educative post instead of slandering the male gender as usual like a demented fellow. Keep it up before the devil uses you as a tool to fool around on nairaland again.

This op is even better.
It is the other one (Jennywhatizname) that urgently needs help.

sisisioge:
I still get gleefully excited at the prospect of street finger foods....Akara, suya, fried fish, etc. Cant wait to get home before dipping my hands in...

Shopping....following people to the market, window shopping or finding something out of nothing.

I still talk and laugh at myself.

I'm still a bit reserved about talking about some things to my parents. I talk small, if them no get am I blank out. Nobody should stress me biko

Apart from the shopping aspect, we're almost the same.

AyamGod23:
small matter you don carry am go another level

Even though it sounds raw, he is actually correct.

You guys are all clowns I swear 😂 😂😂

jahsharon:
My brother in Islam. Anywhere wey fine girls dey, I dey enter. I was baptized in the Catholic Church in Primary-4 because I attended a Catholic Primary school, and went to take baptism classes. MFM came to my area some years later, I pursued fine girls enter, dem baptized me. I marry for Winner Church, dem baptized me again. Baptism no dey too much.

When masquerades come out for my area, I still join them in running, dancing, and jumping for about 20 kilometers everyday throughout their festival period each year since primary school till a few years ago when I left my place of birth. But last year when I went to see my old Niggas and partners in small small crime, it was masquerades festival, I still joined them for about 20 kilometres. Ogun and Sango worshippers dey my area, I dey enjoy their roasted yams and palm oil for several years.

This life no hard, na people dey make am hard. If God wants everybody to be Muslim or Christian, HE has the power to do that.

This man!
I don laugh tire
I 'm like you though.
Easter. We do it.
Ileya come. I chop ram.
This life no hard.

Rokiat:
This is a great topic with many layers to it.


The problem is that many women lead with their achievements. They achieved and believe oh well
I’m a high achiever I don’t gotta clean for no man I don’t gotta cook for no man infact I don’t need a man. That’s the issue right there.

I have said it before and I will say it here again, men don’t give a damn about a woman’s achievements. Maybe your home girls will clap for you but this is not all a man is looking for. An uneducated woman who’s broke and never been to college don’t work but can cook, have good nurturing skills, a good mother, fine as hell, good in bed, will always get the better man than a woman who’s hella accomplished and is totally out of touch with her womanly side and roles.

Fun fact as you are off to work, he’s fu..cking that unemployed woman that truly makes him feel like a man.



Also many of these women achieved and start shouting it at the top of their lungs, a big turn off to many men. A man’s would love you to leave space for him to come in and be a man, provide for you, get you that car that house for the family etc but if you buy yourself all
Of these things and claiming to be an independent strong woman that has everything and the only thing you need is a man well my sister you will stay long waiting for that man.

The truth is bitter, but a successful man is treated like a big baller in society but you as a successful woman well sorry but many men don’t care. And the issue is that many successfully women wants the accolades, the praises, special treatment and to be exempt from their womanly duties simply because they are successful in society. It’s just as bad as men wanting special treatment and better positions because they look good. Lol that’s funny but imagine a man thinking because he looks good so he will get a higher position…rarely ever as in ever. A woman looks yes that matters but a man? Nope not really because that doesn’t impact on his ability to provide or protect. Women have to stop thinking just because they are successful and high achievers they don’t gotta do what a man’s requires of a woman to
Make him feel like a man.


And this is for the women that wants lasting and happy relationships. If you want to be a strong independent woman that don’t need no man kudos to you, do you but you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

You have said it all.
Great thinking from a woman (if you're truly one).

Spaxon:
Yes you were Hurt, we understand that.
Cheating is something African Women have endured and I'm not saying it's a good thing. But they've bottled it and salvaged their marriages.

An Average Man cheats.
Before you start quoting me, ask your daddy If he hasn't cheated on your mommy
There are instances the wifes find out and they shelve it under the carpet.

But because of quick money and fame, you opted to divorce him of course which is your RIGHT ... Hoping to cash out


You're only Shocked you came to the young boy's life to rip him of his Wealth
If not how do you expect to tie down a boy 12 years younger than you and distract him from fresh blood. Tell me if you were enough for him
What would be looking for in a younger girl.

Girl you're just pained you didn't make the headlines as the Victor. So chill

So much wisdom in one post.
Are you truly female?

thesicilian:
Studies have shown that one can actually judge a person's level of intelligence by the kind of jokes they make.

You're correct.

BusterG:
This is the funniest thread 🤣🤣 i've seen in recent times.

I just can't imagine. 2022 Prado

ROTFLMAO.

I was just laughing and shaking my head at the comments.
The seller (abi advertiser) was deceived.
I like the fact he screenshot the comments and sent to the owner.
16m? Let me laugh again.

Esortigress:
Masturbation in any form, with anyone is a sin. God punished Onan in the bible for not releasing into his brother's wife.Sperm are not meant to be wasted whatsoever, So stop it.

I'm not supporting masturbation but you people don't really understand that part of the Holy Bible.
I won't be able to explain now coz of time but you may read any Bible commentary on that area.
Gracias.

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! Ezi ofia,Nkita ala, primitive ape.You are more useless than a tissue paper used to clean the ass after toilet.
Northern goat

😂😂
E pain am!

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! So says a waste paper basket, whose brain is dysfunctional.

Anuofia. Anumakpa.
Yaba left escapee.

Nothing special

AbdulMagaji:
Abeg what does it cost to look natural?

Co ask.

richmond500:
I think Deltans, Rivers and Yorubas are the only ones that pronounce the words the way they are.
Hausa will say pipty naira instead of fifty naira.
Bayelsa will say fis instead of fish
Calabar will say "bitter reave" instead of bitter leave
The igbos also have their own unique accent but due to how they migrate alot and meet other locals, their accent is fast changing

I think you're right.

1. Delta or any south south girl speaking pidgin ( E dey always totori me walahi).
2. Hausa girl speaking English.

Chaos14:
i visited my history and checked those sites again on fire fox and nothing happened

I think edge is innocent here.
The thing is, you clicked something (a file or link).
Assuming it was a link, same would have happened with chrome or Firefox.

Now this is not funny. And why is this on front page?

Sure.
I did before ( for a short time).
Telecommunications.

Unless you're a trader (forex, crypto etc) or something that requires that your phone be with you always, nothing special in it.