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[quote author=shhladyj post=67667875][/quote]even me, yet to know the sex.

talltosyne:
U dis woman, leave my teamie alone ooooo, if u no want make I remove pata fight u oo.

Help me tell ha o, ha one leg dey June o. She dey here dey drag August mamas.

rvpbae:
Please does anybody here sell baby wears and shoes and also based in lagos? Or can recommend any on IG?

Thanks

cc: Zaynie

angeltolly:
Thank you Lord for bringing us thus far My adorable chocomilo SONshine is 8 months today 8 months just liadat? They sure grow very fast

Fine boy, God will continue to watch over you.

hunniesuzie:
When they say you should comman advise on solids, or creche we will not see your brake light but smoh talk of preek your antenna jumped up sharply

Mama deh Mama

Beyonce hand for you

Everyone get different calling and ministry o mama

HolySteph:
Mamas in the house Good morning... I hope our little ones are doing fine and disturbing us..[center][/center]

Pls I have a question... is it normal for a 4months 2weeks baby to not be independently sitting on his own? It's becoming frustrating.
I put my baby boy to sit, whenever I do so I'll always have to support him else he'll fall. If he sits for like 5mins he'll starts crying..
I started putting him to sit before he was 3months, now he is 4months plus but he hasn't gotten that full posture. I've seen other babies his stage already sitting and it got me worried, that's why I'm here.

Pls is it normal or when is the appropriate time for babies to sit up on their own or he hasn't reached that milestone?

Mamas pls help before I lose my mind.

Madam, easy on the boy o. He needs support at this age, by 5-6 months he will be sitting without support. And pls, don't compare ur child with another child again. Its very wrong, each child has their own developmental milestone. Apart from milestone self, God created everyone differnetly and we can never run at same pace.

where is my cane self, I need to give u 12 strokes of cane.

jazzyjazz:
@aishlove

Buy lubricant
Proper lubricant that's meant for sex
Example is Durex. There are other brands too.

Before you two start, engage in lots of pre-intimacy.
Let him tickle your clitoris, sick your boob's too
Let him use his hands or fingers to gently trace imaginary lines on your back, your clitoris, let him use his tongue.
You cab spice it up by using honey or some ice cream.
Pour it on his preek and suck it off him
Let him pour it on your n.ipples and twirl his tongue on it

See ehn after delivery I didn't want to have sex either. It was hard. But I got my mind off the pain (and fear that I may be too wide down there).

You two can watch some pornography together. It equally helps with sexual stimulation.

I know some people will frown at MouthAction but if you two are comfortable with it, it's a great sex booster o. Try the "69" position. (thank me later)
Also have a relaxed mind.
The pain will only be for the initial penetration. After that na you go de scream "baby labam don't stop keep moving"



Let me not talk again biko I de office. I nor carry change of pata

_{lemme Coman be going before enque and some people will call me kpekus mistress}

Hmmmm, GAME MISTRESS, I raise yansh for u o. Papa Ilan dey enjoy o.

donstan18:
Why explaining all these to me nh?

You don't owe me any explanation it's a free world and nobody loves eating bad looking food.

But just have it in mind that I said the truth

people have been posting Soaked gaari with groundnut, sugar aand all that.

Eba and Okro soup dey here too with shikini fish self.

divinemandate:
present ma'am. we are team surprise.
please let me no hear that 3 months again, its 2 months to go abi what are you calculating sef

So, August no join for u ba? Una dey para for the tiri mont.

GenyEbere:
Present ma we are doing great just worried about mum's breast cancer operation that FMC stike is delaying

Thank god u r doing fine.
May God heal ur mum divinely. Its well with her.

esof1:
My home made milk-bread.

This is nice.

mamatwiny:
Present.
I don post baby sex tire.
It is a boy. Plz update.

I am angry with u for posting 3 months. It is 2 months and jare.

Sorry for the bolded. I will do justice to it now.

My sis, remember u still get June 12, July 12 and August 12 o. Today na just 18th of May. Kindly console yourself by embracing the 3 months u hear, It will soon end in praise.

Like play like play, we are moving to the permanent site.
ROLL CALL: Update (Lets welcome our new mama, brunnette4real)

yes o, Team August like no other. We keep increasing everyday with sexy mamas coming up with sexy bumps.


Team August for supernatural delivery

Fellow teamie, how waddling, the Almighty God will see us through. There shall be no loss IJN/insha Allah.


Let begin to update with sex and EDD


talltosyne ..............2/8/18. Team blue
Mamatwinny............12/8/18 Team Blue
Oliran........................5/8/18 Team Blue
karyss........................20/8/18
Cynate..................... Double Team blue
JstBrave..................13/8/18
Sayoddy...................25/8/2018
GenyEbere ..............22/8/18
PresVa
Loistee
Mitchyy.......................2/8/18....... XX ( team pink)
Mamatweenz. .............4/8/18......team blue
divinemandate.............7/8/18
Prettylolo. .....,.............20/8/18.....team blue
Shollyzcute
comtem2011................24/8/18
Yugoberry ....................3/8/18
onyinyechika08..............24/8/18
chiwanks....................... /8/18 (kindly provide the exact date ma)
shhladyj ....................... 6/8/2018
brunnette4real................27/8/2018


Please, we shouldn't joke with our prenatals and let's make sure the little we are eating is well fortified.
We shouldn't hesitate to call on our Doctors whenever we need any clarifications concerning any changes in our system/body. Adhere to your Dr's instructions, if you are not comfortable with some of their prescriptions, kindly seek for second opinion to be sure you are on the right lane.

Start shopping o small small, we are already there.

May we all carry to term.

Please, whenever there is a roll call, lets respond to it so the house will know that we are doing wonderfully well.

Supernatural and sharp sharp delivery to us all on this thread.

New mamas, kindly quote talltosyne or comtem2011 to include your details ( I missed some posted last week) kindly repost please.


We shall all carry to term by God's grace.

2/3 months' to go, non of us shall drop out of this race.
make una no port o, July mamas eyes on us.

Oya answer your name by typing "present".

Oliran:
Present ma'am, we are Team blue.

wow, congrats sis.

FloraEC:
Yinmu!!!!!!!! Team July get AC and free food

Rain never reach ur side ba? The weather has changed, we don't need your AC. Carry ur AC go, we no dey paly with u again.
By the way, u think say we be FFO? With this belle of ours, we are still dieting.

Like play like play, we are moving to the permanent site.
ROLL CALL: Update

yes o, Team August like no other. We keep increasing everyday with sexy mamas coming up with sexy bumps.


Team August for supernatural delivery

Fellow teamie, how waddling, the Almighty God will see us through. There shall be no loss IJN/insha Allah.


Let begin to update with sex and EDD


talltosyne ..............2/8/18. Team blue
Mamatwinny............12/8/18
Oliran........................5/8/18
karyss........................20/8/18
Cynate..................... Double Team blue
JstBrave..................13/8/18
Sayoddy
GenyEbere ..............22/8/18
PresVa
Loistee
Mitchyy.......................2/8/18....... XX ( team pink)
Mamatweenz. .............4/8/18......team blue
divinemandate.............7/8/18
Prettylolo. .....,.............20/8/18.....team blue
Shollyzcute
comtem2011................24/8/18
Yugoberry ....................3/8/18
onyinyechika08..............24/8/18
chiwanks....................... /8/18 (kindly provide the exact date ma)
shhladyj ....................... 6/8/2018


Please, we shouldn't joke with our prenatals and let's make sure the little we are eating is well fortified.
We shouldn't hesitate to call on our Doctors whenever we need any clarifications concerning any changes in our system/body. Adhere to your Dr's instructions, if you are not comfortable with some of their prescriptions, kindly seek for second opinion to be sure you are on the right lane.

Start shopping o small small, we are already there.

May we all carry to term.

Please, whenever there is a roll call, lets respond to it so the house will know that we are doing wonderfully well.

Supernatural and sharp sharp delivery to us all on this thread.

New mamas, kindly quote talltosyne or comtem2011 to include your details ( I missed some posted last week) kindly repost please.


We shall all carry to term by God's grace.

3 months' to go, non of us shall drop out of this race.
make una no port o, July mamas eyes on us.

Oya answer your name by typing "present".

mitchyy:
Thanks sis. After this, I will finally hang boot o. Pregnancy journey has never been easy for me. Can't go through it for the third time

My sister, no be small thing o. I have been imagining those VE by doctors and labour pain ( the last experience keeps ringing in my brain) Different hands poking in there, hmmm. God help me with this one, I don't pray to go through it for the third time.

Pregnancy journey is easy make I no talk the other side.
Safe delivery to us all.

mitchyy:


Team August!!! We live here! We born here! I'm very loyal to my team jare. Don't let that woman FloraEC scare you. We are in this together

GBAM. No more story.

Olubassey92:
My Birth Story (testimony time)

My pregnancy journey was a testimony. Started my antenatal in Abuja before getting an invitation for a 6 weeks job training in Lagos. Had to move to Lagos and started training @33 weeks. Registered in a new hospital where I was told I my sugar level was high and the journey to reduce sugar level began
After dieting, the sugar level kept fluctuating and I was booked for induction @37 weeks. Went when I was 37 weeks and 5days.
Got to the hospital last week Thursday where a drug was inserted (very painful something) and felt nothing after 6 hours. Another was inserted yet no show oh, at that point I was told my pelvis is small and they can't feel the baby's head with their fingers but through scan, the baby's head was down but not to the pelvic area. On Friday I was placed on hot drip which did nothing, was given he second doze yet I felt nothing that was how they said I'm going in for CS
During the CS I stayed awake but was given injection to numb my bikini area to my legs. When the operation was ongoing, my baby brought her hands out first and it was a struggle forcing it back and looking for a head.... she was big and I could feel the struggle to bring her out. I had chest pain from the push which was so painful I kept saying that I want to stand up or lay on my side just for a while then I heard my baby cry it was a relief!
My baby was cleaned and weighed 4.08kg... the doctors kept saying God loves me and that's why I didn't fall into labour because I would have struggled on vain and ended up in an ECS because she was ready to come out with her hand first....
I thank God for everything including my recovery.
We plan but God has the final say!

Bs submitted: mumsgirl27

Congrats to all other May mums that have welcomed their LOs and to those yet to drop, easy and supernatural delivery IJN, amen
Beautiful LOs are birthed in May! Don't argue

Beautiful baby, welcome. You will live a peaceful life and fulfil that purpose which God created u for.

Happychildlove:
this is us at 10wks. It's d Lord doing

Peaceful baby, God bless u.

sayoddy:
You've made way to 3rd trimester but no porting o. if you port to July, it's likely I port to September because edd is August 25 so no porting pls.

Contem2011, I hail o. The ministry is moving to permanent site, just a matter of time. #teamAugustforSupernaturaldelivery God will see us through

My sister, its well with us. We almost share same EDD o.

mitchyy:
Hahahaha. Second list ke? I won't be here when that war will start again. The latest scan I did sef even moved my EDD to July. *runs away*

The first is the accurate o. August 2.

FloraEC:
Ohh!! No problem, g[b]ender updated in the second list[/b]
comte.m2011 there's love in sharing

@ d bolded, thank you, we no send u work.
No be everything o, e get some things wey u go share but for inside of u, u no go hapi. Like this one now, we no gree.
Leave our mama for us, we will take kia of ha.

Chirolechick:
Lol ok o, I been de suspect her small.....thanks...let me Kuku start taking akamu all over

No vex madam, no experience ni o.

Onegai:
Thanks o!
Meanwhile, the momma that showed us her kid's playfood, sent more pictures. Her child goes to a Waldorf school (no plastic allowed, they drape their schoollights and do a lot of nature walks) and if you see examples of playfood eh! Even me, I want to play. We found these ones. We will hopefully do a tutorial on them (if I can get everyone to stop running to Canada!!)

Pls, don't go MIA again. We need u here for more of these educational posts.

mitchyy:
Cappo tallto.syne or honorable assistant comtem.2011 pls update my baby's gender to XX. She finally opened bumbum for me to see

Wow, congrats sis. I want same sex o honestly, make I hang boot.

Liftedhands:
Yam and veggies.

This look like sweet potato to me. That veggies fresh o, tantalising.

Diickrider:
Is this not a food thread again?

Its a food thread but not this kind of food o. You have posted enough, please leave the rest for another day.

https://www.nairaland.com/1122902/cook-kitchen-take-pictures-post/649#1122902.20782 preggy mamas, delicious peppersoup for u on this thread. Serve yourself with different kinds of assorted meat.

GlitteringStar:
Yes ooo. How is my Olamide doing? I hope his health don dey kampe now...

Yes sis mi. He is doing fine now, appetite back to normal. thanks for your love.

Diickrider:
Delicious crab

this one is better.

Diickrider:
I'm from calabar but i live in Vietnam. Why do you ask?

I wanted to ask if you are a nigerian and not a chinese, cos of all these ur peppersoup meat.