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Arhh Bisola

Its not a new thing. Its the normal lifestyle of an Afonjas

He did the right thing.
He went to Ghana, they embraced him.
They gave him stable electricity.
He doesn't live in fear of being attacked by armed robbers everywhere he goes.
He got more "toto" willingly without paying his last card to keep them.

What do you expect? In appreciation he changed his name and Nationality

All of you criticizing him, this is for you.

If the American Government give you $100,000 to change your name and nationality what will you do?

That's the worth of lifestyle Ghana gave Hanks.

haha "the kpekus Investigator", i'm sure you will give her belle at the sight of her kpekus lol

obontami:
Send her to me for thorough investigation of the wideness of her pussy.

hahaha, i have ordered a V-gel for her. i am just waiting for her birthday to deliver the package.

judian:
why don't you help her tighten it either by taking her to yoga classes, or by getting her a tightening soap, either way I learnt is very effective in tightening her walls it's the best way to show her that she's wide.

You are right.

I have serious reasons to believe someone is penetrating her "Opiotus" in my absence

meanwhile d first day i entered her "garage" she called me back later in the day and said her uterus was on fire lol.

NwannekaUloma:
maybe she is encountering a bigger cassava... a cassava much more bigger than urs

or you a d one that has a real big cassava

Ok thanks, i have been told its called V-gel. I have ordered 5 bottles to last her for six months

Michelle55:
dunno d name tho,bt go 2 any qualified pharmacy around u,think dy cn b of help

correct

Prick Nko

Wow that's great i just read about the product, it's a really good product.

I just ordered 5 bottles for her. At least it will last up to five months .

Thanks for your contribution. while i await the order i will update on the effects of the gel soon.

Shossie:
V tight gel is good, it will do it in less than two months

Wait o is it from the push me i push you film making money she will sponsor 200 students?

Abi she sought for external sponsors?

This is for the Biafran soldiers relocating to HEadquarters Third Mainland Bridge roundabout

Arhhh manage it like that

The thing is wider than a swimming pool for someone that said its her second encounter with a man after the first guy only did two rounds.

Every time i enter dia i keep hearing that nursery school rhyme "wider, wider, wider"

Abeg wetin be d name of the cream that will seal the thing.

Michelle55:
nawa o, so op u r trying 2 tel us dat d place s jst swimming pool where a stick of broom moves freely? Well,get her a virginal tightener cream or advice her 2 engage in kegel excercise.it cnt b dat bad bt if afta all d solutns profferd,it doesnt work u jst av 2 manage it lyk dat

i am still learning. I just discovered a new word for toto i.e Kpekus

mhizchristabel:
Dis Op Na Badh Guy O.. How U Take Sabi All Dis Bad Bad Words Like Gearbox, Fence Jumper, Ignition, Ruler Etc. All Dis Words For One Pussy And Dick.

I think you have a point, she said sometime ago there was a guy who she gave "one leg up", in fact she later admitted it was two leg up i.e two rounds

But she said she never give am again, the guy in question has a big head, the guy paid her less than $200 to enter there


She get at least $10K with her to spend anyhow she likes surprises me tho.

Truesapiosexual:
Apparently she has tried a sugarcane bigger than yours,urs couldnt have made her wider... Tell her nicely

Please where can i find this cream that specializes in tightening of "Kpekus". I must buy this cream and give her on her birthday

She said she doesn't use vibrators, even cucumber she denied

Shossie:
Let her stay off sex for two months or more and get her a vagina tightening cream, that would also help. If she has not been fucking other guys, then she has been using objects like dildos, vibrators and cucumbers and the rest, those objects makes the pussy extremely wide.

Insist on using escrow otherwise call off d deal. More deals ahead.
Takekia. I'm off to the Romance section to catch some fun.

Ibraheem009:
I'm not understanding.
So, what does that have to do with not using escrow?

I think she should do so and i will look for how to tell her in a good way so she won't feel bad about it.

The fact is that she doesn't even admit she has ever lashed anyone else throughout the years av known her. I could be away for business for up to 10 months in a row for the last 3 years yet she says she hasn't opened the thing for anyone.

dollyjoy:
She should stay off sex for a while.

tellwisdom:
Bro, just use your elbow next time.

I agree with you, i have reasons to believe so even though she swore with her life.

ToriBlue:
Maybe just maybe she is lashing other guys.

i don't think that will ever be an option for so many reasons.

I know you are joking anyway.

JONSYN7154:
That your girlfriend is OK. Go and enlarge your cassava.

I would like to agree with you but i don't think i made it wide. The 3 years we have been seeing only accommodates five non-consecutive months and within that five months, we have only lashed for just 25 times maximum.

Can lashing just for 25 times make it seem as if she just delivered a baby at every new encounter? Sometimes i want to spend time with her but when i remember the experience i respect myself

kimbra:
You've been lashing her for 3years.

Why are you complaining?, you made it wide na.

i don't think that will ever be an option for so many reasons.

I know you are joking anyway.

milliman:
Enlarge ur pencil to fit into her wide sharpener. Just my opinion oo

Exactly what i'm thinking, i have asked her if there is a fence jumper who lubricates her gearbox while i'm on business and she clearly said NO. i have serious doubts about her response.

Come to think of it she never born pikin before and the whole place don yakata "She claim na me be her second round after the first guy that initially dismantled the gear box"

If she don born pikin for me before i can take it and understand but we never reach that level and her gear box is already running free wheel

MrOreo:
U meet just two months in a year and she already has a crater between her legs??
Won't b surprise if someone helps her ministry when you are away.... Tell her her pu is toooo wide. I wonder what will happen when kids start coming.

Lol it will be a big coincidence if you referred to the same person i'm talking about . I am not very far from you.

Would like to know the name of d person you are referring to though?

liquidmetall:
op where are u based i think i know who you r talking of

ayourbamie:
Pretend af if u are a stammerer, just say this to her,''your toe toe is too big"

My intention is not to dump her but can lashing someone for just five non-consecutive months (25 encounters altogether) make her "gear box" lose elasticity within 3 years?

I noticed this wide gap at the 2nd encounter but thought it was normal but even since then i keep thinking about it.

greatnaija01:
clap for yourself... you just proved that you never loved her.

You are now gonna dump her for who ehn? and you expect to find a tighter one to marry... DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WHAT U SO IS WHAT YOU WILL REAP?

You really could not cover your girl's shame with a virgina tightening cream that works for all wide n loose virginas.. well why did you BORE HOLE if you are not ready to pump water.

YOU ARE JUST WASTING HER TIME.
pls let her go or marry her. A more mature guy would maker her tighter and better.

WOMEN ARE NOT TO BE USED AND DUMPED!!!

I have been lashing this girl for like 3 years but due to my business schedule i can only be there to lash her two months in a year. She said i am the second person to lash her after she officially opened her gate for the first guy. The first time we do the thing her thing seem to be in good condition, it was tight and at some point i couldn't get my ruler to enter her sharpener. I had to re-adjust and tried again then the thing entered.

After that day i lash am again, to my greatest surprise my ruler went in with the sound "fiam", it was like a coin dropped in the ocean. I started the ignition and accelerated the engine, the first minute seemed ok but afterwards i knew i was deceiving myself as her sharpener just expanded without control.

On three different years i have constantly experienced same thing with her and i just cant understand. She expects say i will take things further but with that kind pot hole in between her legs it can never happen, a sane man cannot live with a girl like that.

How do i tell her that her thing is too wide?





Cc
Rocktation, farano

Arhh this one don enter, company car with fake oyibo inside = N100K or more bribe to the Nigerian Police

Exactly Nnamudi Kanu is warming up and keeping fit in Kuje Prison waiting for the dullard in general to lose come 2019

I spoke with Nnamdi the other day, he said we are picking a ticket for the office of the President 2019.

saintikechi:
Nigeria's next President is gonna come from Biafra

Yes she needs to clarify how searching for a service a few days ago resulted to automatic employment in that field

mctowel01:
Not that I dont believe you, but two days ago, you were asking about how to pay your fees. How come this sudden change in development?