Travel › Re: Which Foreign Country Can I Study In With 2.5 Million? by condomuser: 6:59pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
As much as 200K/month and 2.5m in your bank seems big, i can assure you its nothing. You are young and you need to experience the world for probably the next ten years until you settle down, Nigeria is a dream killer.
When i was your age, i only had 300K and i used it wisely. That your 2.5m is your ticket to deternine your net worth in the next ten years, choose wisely a country where you can work and support yourself, living abroad is not easy but it is somehow better than living in Nigeria in terms of quality of life.
For example, a person who lives in a developed country and earns just $500 a month can live the same quality of life compared to a person who earns 5 million Naira a month in Nigeria, this is not an exaggeration.
Choose wisely. |
Romance › Re: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion On The Streets, Trends Online (Photos) by condomuser: 6:48am On Jul 06, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Joins In The Wizkid Vs Davido Beef (photos) by condomuser: 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
Fvck tekno, fvck wizkid, fvck Davido and fvck you reading this  |
Romance › Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by condomuser: 8:57pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
Fvck her toto 7 times a week for 6 months and Run mostsimpliest: Dear Nairalanders I beg you guys with the name of God I really need the brotherly and sisterly advise on this issue that's being bothering me since yesterday
If you guys can recall my last post https://www.nairaland.com/3851768/dont-know-it-ask-forgiveness where I nearly committed suicide because of a girl that accepted me as a side boyfriend and later abandoned me like trash. This same girl is now calling me, begging me that the guy somehow deceived and bewitched her, that she truly loves me and that I should give her a chance..
Seriously I felt some kind of pity for her cause deep down inside me I still have strong feelings for her...I cant stand see her crying or being disturbed. Please you guys should help a brother in need don't want to regret my action
mods, please help me attach my previous post, I don't know how to do that. |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by condomuser: 8:42pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Uniosun Kidnap: Police Nabs Three Suspects (see Photos) by condomuser: 10:14pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
The way lives are cut short in Nigeria makes you wonder whether Nigéria is really worth inhabiting. |
Romance › Re: Man Carries His Plus-Sized Fiancee Effortlessly In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by condomuser: 10:40pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Yes plus size ladies are hot cake now, here is why; 1. Most of them have tight puvssy. 2. Guys hardly go there so the puvssy remains tight from january to december.
Slim girls are no longer trending because they have turned to ashawo home base, everyone is chasing them and their toto is occupied from january to december.
Vivos: Is it me or are men going after plus size ladies? All the pre wedding pics I've been seeing on nairaland recently are all d same. Is it that the trend now? |
Family › Re: I Lost My Job, Now I Am Losing My Dignity At Home by condomuser: 7:15pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Tell her you have 30 Billion for Akant, that you were testing her since the last 4 months. .
Then tell her you want to marry a second wife |
Events › Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by condomuser: 7:11pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
This one is even expensive, just give her belle then switch off your phone for 2 hours. They will even loan her to you brideprice free.
End of story. |
Celebrities › Re: "Virtuous Woman": Flavour Poses With His Mother by condomuser: 6:06pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
After he don do kporokpoto, kpakorokpa kpom kpom, ojaripoto, ukwu nwa baby, asugu rege KPOM KPOM EH EHEH on top other innocent children mama  CplusJason: And she was never a baby mama.  |
Celebrities › Re: “For Two Years I Was Not Menstruating” - Lepacious Bose by condomuser: 12:09pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
If you keep swallowing Amala and Ewedu you will soon gain x 2 of 198kg that is 396 kilograms. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens After Death? by condomuser: 11:32am On Jul 02, 2017 |
When you die your spirit goes searching for a new resting place for the next 30 seconds, if it doesn't find a suitable place within that time, you are reincarnated back to earth within one year in form of either tissue paper, condom, weed depending. Your new form is chosen at random. . Thank me later. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Tithes And Offering In Your Church? by condomuser: 11:18am On Jul 02, 2017*. Modified: 11:35am On Jul 02, 2017 |
The question should be how many times do they not collect offering every 30 mins  This is a general thing and not limit to one. Victornezzar: How many times do they collect tithes and offering in your church Mine is once Feel free to share yours |
Romance › Re: Jamaican Man Proposes To His Nigerian Girlfriend In A Romantic Way In The UK by condomuser: 11:28pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
Those girls insulting guys on Nairaland are the ones wey dem toto dey smell 
Saintsammurai : [b]Hmm these are the real Nigeria ladies, so fresh and frosh and not the ones insulting guys on nairaland |
Education › Re: My Daughter's Teacher Asked Them To Write "Who Is Evans?" by condomuser: 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
Breaking News!!! Evans has been released !! |
Education › Re: Which University Is The Best In Nigeria? by condomuser: 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
University of Afo fo fo fo  |
Education › Re: Which University Is The Best In Nigeria? by condomuser: 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
University of Daura Upon graduation you become a ghost worker, you can work from home or from London. Flashmove: Hello,
My Uncle wants to bring their children back to study in Nigeria so that they will feel Nigeria and Nigeria will pass through them since they were born abroad.
I would like to know the best University that i will recommend to him.
Please give me the reason why its the best. Advantage and Disadvantage |
Education › Re: I Have A Very Low Second Class Lower, Can I Go For Masters Direct? by condomuser: 5:03pm On Jul 01, 2017 |
You need to go for a hot slap , 2. Wetin? |
Family › Re: What Are The Things People Without Home Training Do In Another Person's House ?? by condomuser: 11:04pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
Bringing a girl to my house, the moment i step out to make call, he has locked my door from the inside and already hammering her kpomo . |
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce And Jay Z Name Their Twins 'Sir And Rumi Carter’ by condomuser: 10:56pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
You see the name alone is already a brand "Sir Carter Perfume", unlike Nigerians that give their children names like Olubunmigbemisola, ejikemeuwamma, muhammadu .
Most Nigerians will never realise the importance of simplified names. |
Romance › Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by condomuser: 12:39am On Jun 24, 2017 |
Her toto is only yours the moment u climb on top of her and insert your blokus inside her kpomo, as soon as you release your ownership don expire  |
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Paid My Bride Price (Leaked Chat) by condomuser: 11:08pm On Jun 21, 2017 |
Tonto so u knew coko paid for her wedding n you went ahead to marry him, is your name stupid? |
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Watched Churchill Touch His Mother Inappropriately (Leaked Chat) by condomuser: 11:04pm On Jun 21, 2017 |
Tonto and so? Kunle fuckkkss his mother and so what?
Don't you know its the yoruba culture, haba ! |
Career › Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by condomuser: 9:52pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
Your case na small case Just call Evans on 080336534xx  I just remembered his number is switched off Bleep lifeispeace: Good afternoon my big nairaland family... I'm in peril right now... My ex boss has taken all the joy and happiness in my life...
I recently got a job in a small law firm as a secretary with a small amount of salary for startup.. Just 2weeks ago, I noticed that my boss started growing cold towards me... I searched myself several times to know if I had offended him in any way.... I was always punctual in my place of work, courteous to visitors, and always polite.... He went away on a trip, and sent a letter for me through mail that my services won't be needed any more that I shouldn't bother to come back...
I was shocked perplexed and everything bad thing you can think of...
 I am so sad... He hasn't paid me my 2months salary and he has said he won't be able to pay because of recent downturn in revenue in the office.. The first month he said this I continued working because I felt he will eventually pay... Now he has retrenched me, I'm hopeless.... I have borrowed things on credit hoping to pay when he pays me... Now I'm severely stranded... I am so vexed right now.... I know I can't afford a lawyer to sue him but Karma is surely my strengthhold... I'm really tempted to expose the firm.. But you will never know when it could come back to haunt you...
In this life I will surely make it against all odds... Nevertheless all enemies of progress like my former boss and plenty more that are coming |
Career › Re: Wole Adesemoye, Nigerian Firefighter In Control Of Grenfell Tower Fire In UK by condomuser: 4:09pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
The million dollar Evans  gevans: pls u guys should be specific when mentioning Evans |
Family › Re: How Has Fatherhood Changed You? by condomuser: 12:15pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
I think i know your father. He would flog you in advance too. subtlemee: I wish I can remember what my father use to do for me in terms of physical love and care aside paying school fees and providing money for upkeep and occasional trips to zoo...all I remember is him waking in the morning,taking breakfast and zooming off to work to come back,eat,flog those who misbehaved,read news paper,watch NTA and go to bed..everything was my mother in sickness and in health
I can't let my husband suffer this,i'll make sure I include him in my kids care plan |
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Father's Day by condomuser: 10:44am On Jun 18, 2017 |
So long as you have sucked a young lady's breast happy father's day to you  |
Crime › Re: Photo Of Evans Wife And Children Crying Shocks Evans, The Kidnapper by condomuser: 10:20am On Jun 18, 2017 |
Will you marry a woman with one child that doesn't have any source of income let alone Evan's wife with 5 children? onatisi: Life goes on. The woman will remarry she is still young. The children will change their names and later get married and live happily only evans will bear the burden of his actions
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Crime › Re: Photo Of Evans Wife And Children Crying Shocks Evans, The Kidnapper by condomuser: 9:36am On Jun 18, 2017 |
But where is Buhari? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Rejects Files, Orders Aides To Meet Osinbajo by condomuser: 9:22am On Jun 18, 2017 |
A Vegetable ! |
Education › Re: Olumide Akinyemi Bags First Class From Finnish University, Graduates As The Best by condomuser: 5:54am On Jun 18, 2017 |
I see you have limited knowledge, you think as a black man you can take your useless qualification to any country and become a king, i dey shame for Nigerians. Every country have their own problems, there is unemployment in every country, if you like study aeronautic physics, your qualification remains a piece of paper. arena07: u are the biggest mumu what makes you think he wasn't taught in English medium? besides are u saying a graduate from Germany in engineering can't get a gud job in other developed countries because Germany is not a English speaking country even when the person is very gud at both English or German language?u see how daft u are? |
Education › Re: Olumide Akinyemi Bags First Class From Finnish University, Graduates As The Best by condomuser: 9:01pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Mumu, mumu, mumu , how many times did i call you? Was there anywhere i mentioned Universities in Africa, you are an "AWM", Award winning mumu. Who told you that you can get a good job in a developed country with a qualification from Finland, do you even know they don't speak English  arena07: you must be mad for saying all this trash.That finland university is better than all the university in Africa besides he can use the certificate to get a good job in developed countries compare to the useless university u finished from if only u even go skull self |