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Please what's her contact I need to order one for my babe

Just the harsh sun in Nigeria is enough to make you develop kidney problem

I will buy 100K at N385/€.

meetmal03:
200,000 euros available for cash deposit/transfer in spain at 460 naira per euro.
If you need it, whatsapp +447423097893 or 08104323941

Who still dey build house for this useless country.

From land seller to surveyor to suppliers will chop you maga

Then when you build finish tenant will owe you 1 year rent

Nigerians buying Forex via such means do not only risk losing their funds, they also risk losing that Bank account.

Even cash deposits is not a guarantee. Imagine where you mention to the government you earn $30,000 a year and you frequently receive $35,000 cash deposits every month. They will not fold their hands and watch that happen.

Nigerians will never learn to do things by the book.

MULLAH123:
I hope guys here are learning from mikky's thread.

All those, I have 10k, 20k, ..... to transfer to american account.

They will hack accounts and can only transfer to U.S accounts, you the receiver will be left to explain how you got the money.

some people so heartless.

This dollar issue nawah, the last time I bought $3900 cash early this year I paid N210/$. I really want to sell.

Every week a new kid joins Paypal exchange and get hyped but they only last two weeks and they are off the block

texaco1:
The problem ppl are having isn't about dollars or the currency but the service providers which are the exchangers sites. Bitcon is traded on many platform and believe me, PayPal,skrilla and co are e wallet service providers . These service providers can restrict ppl from certain countries from transacting with them.
The issue is whatever site,link or system that works for you,just keep it to urself. Don't try to be a hero or champion here in front of ppl because before you know it they will bastardised that avenue for u

I am delighted Skrill has stepped up their security due to the mumu mindset of Nigerians using their services.

An average Nigerian on these forums don't know anything about user policy yet when you try to explain to them they become so daft that you wonder why am I dealing with these fools.

I would love to see all the Payment system ban all transactions related to Nigeria. Let Nigerians keep living with their Monkey mentality and only a few who abide by the rules should be privileged to use it.

texaco1:
fraud fraud fraud Why won't they ban Nigerians. The same reason many other e currency sites don't want Nigerians. Juari4jesu warned about this many weeks ago but many thought they are modern day James bond. Many of the skrills been sold are acquired with stolen cc,then quickly transferred to naija skrills or neteller account ,now that will be difficult ,why only Nigerians all the time? Imagine someone is senselessly typing on a public forum with global audience that he will forge documents and present it ,for Christ sake just imagine how drastically stupid such comment is? This companies have personnel that monitors every comment and news about their services ,very soon they will restrict their services to selected banks in Nigerian. Anyway ,30$ neteller available at 470n

These mechanics are rogues. My mechanic was playing nice guy and I trusted him with my car, I gave gifts to his family and assisted him when he needed help.

My car needed a dashboard conversion and I left other qualified mechanics and gave it to my mechanic. He asked for 180K deposit and I paid him. He collected the money and reluctantly refused to come and pick the car. Two months later he came and collected the car, he was telling me stories of how car parts scarce and dollar rate. Meanwhile I gave him the job when dollar rate was N305/$ and he waited for dollar rate to climb to N450/$. Also, he bought some car parts with my money which he left for several months until they damaged in his storage.

To cut the long story short, I wanted to cut off his balls but people begged to pardon him. He was persuaded to do the job which cost me 170K extra from initial agreement. Spent nearly N400K in total still not satisfied.

I am pissed and have given up hope on humanity especially Nigerians.
Why are people so cruel, why are Nigerians evil. I will never trust any Nigerian again in my entire life and I will keep warning others.

Greene66:
Good day nlers.

So my vehicle has been displaying this VSC and TRAC OFF warning lights for a while. I know the Vehicle Stability Control (VSC) isn't working properly which is why the light is on and the TRAC is off which is why the light is also on.

Suddenly my ABS had a problem and the ABS light went on. The vehicle couldn't move into transmission. So I used the emergency way to move it to my mechanic.

The mechanic fixed the ABS and the light went off. But he couldn't fix the VSC.. do you know what this man did? He used something to block/off the VSC and TRAC light and told me my vehicle is now perfect.

My vehicle is perfect and "Check Engine" light is still on and my TRAC is OFF so the light should ON not off
So I suspected foul play and waited till night and looked at the dashboard closely and noticed this crazy man smuggled a small piece of paper into my dashboard to block off the lights from showing. And collected my 50k for ABS and VSC

I unscrewed the dashboard and removed the paper myself and both VSC and TRAC lights started showing again. Can you imagine that?

That is why Nigeria is where it is...

Please take your vehicles to authorized dealers and engineers only. Not those oluwole and Owolabi mechanics.

You ofcourse

HazzanTazzan:
1k$ sold to wengerly
2500$ sold to hssl
900$ sold to some other people i cant remember their nl name...

NOTE: There is a guy on facebook by the name ijegu jacob ogbaji...
He contacted me to buy my paypal at 380 and i told him NO...
he kept coming and i finally agreed on a reasonable price for him far above his 380 offer.
then he asked me to send funds first which i declined and i also offered that we use escrow so we can avoid arguments but he insisted i send first and i bid him farewell...

To my surprise, someone called my attention to a post by this Ijegu jacon ogbaji where he tagged me a scammer with a screenshot of our chat where i told him i cant send funds to him first...

This same person claims to be an exchanger runs an exchange platform...
he is an idiot and hes not the kind of person that a reasonable person shld transact with...

how can someone drag my name in the mud just because he cant send first and cant use escrow..

please, who among us shld be suspected as a scammer ?

Yesterday, over an FM radio program, an acclaimed reverend, an advocate of MMM tried to explain to Nigerians that MMM was here for good, and that the government authority's attempt to scrap it is anti-human. Depicting the authorities as the devil. I listened objectively, but he was wrong. Then someone called in and asked just a question:

Explain where that 30% comes from.

All I heard the reverend say was that Mavrodis TEMPLATE is so perfect that the system cannot crash. A very unsatisfactory answer.

This my post is about that #TEMPLATE. The Mavrodi formular, it's a sharing formular. And that formula simply did one thing:

IT SET UP NIGERIANS TO DEFRAUD THEMSELVES.

What do I mean?

I confirm its a ponzi scheme because there is no real business. You simply provide and get #help, right? That's what you know. It's illegal. It will eventually crash. Some must have made their money though.

But the first sin is that the apostles of Mavrodi and MMM kept lying to others. And that constitutes the fraud. A distortion of truth for the sake of personal gain is the first definition of FRAUD.

So, back to the TEMPLATE:
The template is such that after 30 days, you get your principal back plus a 30% interest. You also get a 10% referral deposit commission.

Now, I will tell you where that extra percentage comes from. In the template, you enrich the guys at the upper level from the principals of new intakes.
This process will be sustained reasonably for as long as there are continuously new intakes.

In effect, because you keep doing this, you keep generating a VACUUM of debt which people won't notice until something truncates this chain reaction.

That inhibitor can come in any form: since there is no real business, no real investments, it's illegal scheme. So, government authority can stop it. And then MAVRODI has someone to blame. So, MMM will turn the people against their government. This is a threat to national security. MMM has presented itself as a Savior of the people, dumb people.

Last night, I saw a YouTube video of MMM advocates singing to FGN, CBN and SEC, saying...

MIND YOUR BUSINESS. ..

Alternatively, because the debt vacuum keeps growing, 30% and 10% is unreasonable and non-sustainable. The system will eventually IMPLODE.

How will this IMPLOSION happen? I will explain in my next post. But the first option is better for Mavrodists because they got someone to blame. The government authority.

Stay tuned. Enjoy MMM while it lasts. But know that you are defrauding your friends, your relatives etc who will eventually cry. Now you are a fraudster.

olasubomi007:
Op is foolish..

Lara is a Hyip scheme not a ponzi scheme.. It doesn't in any way resembles MMM

A similar Ponzi Scheme just collapsed disappearing with $31 million. Check the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/3468322/breaking-news-ponzi-scheme-company#51081707

Be warned.

A ponzi scheme company known as Lara with me has been in the news recently, the company has investors who entrusted them with over 31 million dollars.

The company was quite established as they paid Telegram to allow its users to access their portal via Telegram network.

Unfortunately Telegram dissociated activities with the company 4 weeks ago and warned investors to get their money from Lara with me. The investors were very unlucky as Lara with me has been offline since then.

On the 28th of October 2016 it was made official Lara with me in no longer in business and there is no plan for investors to get their money.

Ponzi Scheme 1 - 0 Investors

Cc: Dominique, Puskin

Source:
LARA WITH ME UPDATE 28TH OCTOBER 2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8CYmBgQgzw

This recession has come to stay unfortunately, we have to be realistic.

Nigeria is a country where the prices of goods go up, the business owners retain selling at high prices even when prices has fallen "Greed".

APC slogan "Change"
An average Nigerian's slogan "E go better".

Let's stop deceiving ourselves, Nigeria will not get better. What are the politicians and government doing now to make it better? The answer is NOTHING.

British pounds has fallen to an all time low, the Bank of England is working effortlessly 300% to stabilize it but to no avail then compare that with Nigerian government whose efforts is -500% Mtcheww.

An economy requires calculated strategic decision makers with a multi-directional approach to problem solving. Nigerian economy is sleeping full stop.

How long does it take to get help when I'm due if I invested N1 million?

I understand an investor of N10,000 can get help in two weeks, how about an investor of N1 million?

fyneguy:
Yes I actually did this

Please inbox me ur bank account statement to confirm this interest rate from the date you invested and the date you had the capital and 30% paid.

You don't need to disclose your name and other account details. I just need evidence before investing.

stanleyalpacino:
exactly sir, you will also be entitled to a bonus of 150 usd. 30% profit is sure. contact me for more details and guidance. MMM rocks.

Mumu girl, an American girl sold her virginity for $400,000 and you are giving Davido for free Oloshooooo "Osho free"

God knows I will not let those village people subject me to marriage stress.

Gone are those days you throw a lavish wedding just to impress.

Even if you take home 500K/month you can't afford the all lavish wedding ceremony and still afford a property in a choice location, cater for medical expenses and give the wife N200K/month for food upkeep.

Think about life after wedding and if your best option is to get her pregnant and do small introduction, brother do that and save yourself at least N2 million in extravaganza.

It is only you that can plan your family, all those in laws will still come to you for help.

If u keep masturbating, one day you will EJACULATEE your brain cells

This is practically true, especially when you are married with money in your pocket.

That reminds me, why do naija gals keep asking for marriage even when a guy isn't interested, shebi u wan to be wife number 2?

Just enjoy the sex while it lasts.

Afonjas again

This time around Marathon SEX Aka Toto destroyer

Where do you guy get all these ridiculous rates you quote?

I bought $2600 physical cash at N445/$ at Ikeja 20 minutes ago.


Nawah for Nigerians, these threads are meant to be cost effective but it is the opposite.

souleymon:
I have got few thousand dollars in Nigeria.
Transaction will be done in a bank.rate is 465

I don't understand why Nigerians always bring personal business transactions into public domain.

Nobody here will solve your problems, it is only you and the other party that will solve it. STOP looking for sympathy.

The only condition why you should bring it to the public is if he stole from you. Check the date you placed your order and the date he mentioned your order arrived and if it corresponds to air shipment pay for air shipment finished.

44chux:
To everyone who nomally recommend infinitykoncept
Please have your say in this matter
https://www.nairaland.com/3462939/advice-needed-should-pay-error

All those giving advice "from the other room" with regards to hoarding dollar should desist from such.

Naira still remains our official currency, any person(s) trying to sabotage the efforts of the Government is a traitor.

Pull your heads from your backside and start contributing positively.

The trending tactics at the moment is "Fund booking", make una continue dey book.

Someone you have never done business with before all of sudden is booking funds for you

OK Kotinu

Britain the best country in the world, carry go jare.

God don butter ur bread jare.

The day shall come when the value of Bitcoin will drop to $300 and far less, we will come here to offer moral support

Rate?

I will buy all.

tony231:
buy the billion coin cheap , check my signature