₦airaland Forum

amuijiji:
Being a Mann O War is not a prerequisite for you not to take academics serious.

U neva ready to die...

Shut up... Wicked soul

bomsilaga:
My Murphy then would leave the house and come back like 3days later forming anger. Don't even know how he got missing.

Lol... Hope you don't have calabar neighbors

dacovajnr:
Basenji ain't Ekuke, Basenji doesn't bark

So what's the name of the breed of the normal local ekuke dogs?

crackerspub:

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kelvinrhs:
Did someone actually died? If yes then I'm ready to sponsor your trip to Aso rock. Just come and stay in the elevator till buhari enter am

No... The stench from the mess was like that from a dead decaying body... Not that the mess killed someone.

k9ine:
Mine, I got punished for making a proposal when I was in primary 3. Yes I mean it primary 3.

It happened I was the class monitor as it was called then and intelligent. There was this dark-skinned girl intelligent also whom I admired.
Then the unthinkable happened, just follow me.
I wrote a small note to her, she and her friends read the note together, then my sin was uncovered. They showed it to 'aunty'. Na so she flog me e no even respect my office as monitor, she tell me say I be spoilt boy. Na so dem laugh me die that day.

My people wetin be the note: "Ediri I like you and I want us to marry in 1999." Ask me why 1999. I didn't know what year comes after 1999, so I reasoned that's the last year on earth and that I would be grown up then. When I recall this I just smile and imagine what the heart conceives even at a young age.

Her friend who showed the note to teacher, she fell for a set-up I planned and got punished for it.

Gist us about the setup too now

2dugged:
troll, if you can't obey simple instructions by stating your tribe, this is the last reply you will get from me

E still dey pain am....

Drienzia:
they see it as you wanting to form most educated... ediats prefer "Bros I hail o" "I greet u senior man" u get?

Omg... Just imagine.

I no fit survive that kind area o...

nickxtra:
I hope to have a house in Benin someday. Life in Benin as a young gentle man brought out the hardness, ruggedness and dexterity in me. I love Benin, thanks to the care from Evans Abura, D1, Nosa kolo, Osas raga, Collins Ihondor, Nosa Black, Romeo, Pako, Ehime, Osayi, the Osulas and Onaghinors of Lagos street, Gladys and friends who were always there for me, Sarah, Edith, mama Eseosa, FR, Emperor, Tessy, my Oluku, Ekosodin, Ugbowo ( Omolete), TV Road, Wire Rd, Siluko and Ekenwan Rd friends. I will never forget you all.

...all these strong names you are mentioning... were you a cultist?

tejaylo11:
Idiots online,tell me UR state let me open ur page
Mtchwww

E pain this one too

2dugged:
all this people will just jump on any edo thread and out of ignorance and type trash, as if there are no witches in their tribe
note;before you quote to counter, state your tribe so I can tell you the evils peculiar with your tribe

E pain am

Drienzia:
Life in Edo is just like living in Sambisa
..Talking from experience, 6 out of every 10 youths in the state er either cultists or touts... I never wished to stay/visit that state again. The couple of years I spent there was really bad experience. A state were u can't walk with your phone in your hands, were telling youths "Good morning" is an offence. People die everyday cause of cultism... Spits

Nawa o. What else do they expect apart from good morning?

Kingjags:
wetin u they reason before when they say Shayo nah bastard?, shayo wey make me go they show my uncle wife my dik when i been they stay with them back in the days. e no go better for that person wey invent shayo

How the story come end?

MasterChen:
You're one of the most foolish Yorubas I know on this forum. Na to dey post mumu smileys upandan like person wey dem dey finger you sabi. A flattie posted something silly, instead make you post better reply or leave space for pesin wey sabi, you dey shine teeth. Does that look like a joke to you?

I thought I was the only one who noticed. I many times doubt if he truly is Yoruba.

Lmao... The father don give up

The man be like make you kukuma kii me

Happy Easter to everyone

Locked:
Memories tho! I applied for job in BAT twice, in 2014 and 2015, got to the 3rd stage both times, but my village people no gree make I great. Lol, I later gave up and online business came through for me and I found solace in it! Look at me today, I make $3000 dollars per month from Fiverr. The money I would have never tasted if doing a 9-5 job. Abeg, no room for paid employment in this country

Bro pls lecture me on how to make money on fiverr

Daniyemi:
I and my exgirlfriend parted ways about 3 months ago precisely on new year day.
Shortly after our breakup, I met a couple of girls. I had flings with quiet a few of them but I wasn't comfortable because at my age, I am not suppose to be having flings but a committed relationship.

The problem is I currently have two girls I am in love with. They could easily pass off as models. Beautiful ladies with good hearts. I had to pretend I was flat broke to know if they were coming because I am rich(not very rich though but I am super comfortable for a 20 something yrs old guy. I own a law firm and a school which is setting off soon) One of the ladies is in Abuja she studies there and the other with me here in Kano she is also a student. As a lawyer, I know it is improper to date two girls at the same time cos if one should find out I may end up loosing both.


My problem is I tend to love the one in Abuja more, she is 20 and I took her virginity I was amazed to find out she was a virgin. But the downside is the distance. Distance was one of the factors that led to I and my ex parting ways. We lost the trust we had for each other(there are other reasons though.).
She comes to the North to see me. She was here last month. But I am already feeling since she is no longer a virgin she will want to explore especially giving the fact that she is beautiful.
I don't know if I should use the distance to leave her alone as I do not want a repeat of what happened between me and my ex.

The second one with me here in the North she is 23, very beautiful has a good heart, jovial, polite my friends like her. she is a good cook as well.

When I was asking the girl in Abuja out, she was playing hard to get and I asking the second one out too just incase the first girl failed to date me. They both eventually agreed to date me even when I feigned I was a broke nigga.

Pls house I really do not want to double date. As I can only marry one wife. (I date to marry like I did with my ex). I can't Introduce two girls to my People. What do I do to remedy the situation? insults are welcomed.

Modified* I was well aware that no viable solution will come from nairalanders. As usual they didn't disappoint.
I wonder if it was my own doing to have had the girls say yes to me almost at the same time.
I will resort to prayers.

Test them!

Ask each to borrow you an amount of money that you know they will have to cough out and monitor their reactions.

Chai... Igbos are still chopping human beings like bread and butter. I thought they have retired.

I guess these guys get a lot of support in high places and amongst security personnels and that's why little has been heard of this practice in recent times.

No wonder baby factories are springing up everywhere in the east. They probably eat those babies and use them for rituals.

Am not surprised at all

nuelzy:
so where are those idi0ts blabbing that timi dakolo should not perform for a fan who begged him for a show free of charge...




.everything ain't money ....


iyanya too has bills to pay...but he still did it freely...even if its to promote his brand...it still commendable....

Exactly what came into my mind. Timi Dakolo fall hand sha...

Zedoo:
I dare say this girl is the BIGGEST personality to come out of the recently concluded show.....

Call it pride or whatever but she KNOWS what image management is....

See as she has refused to be in the winner's shadow...by not coming out yet.... She wants a buzz of her own.... Not as "co"....

She is building a suspense....

Because whether you like it or not I think the hate for TBOSS is bigger than the LOVE for efe or as big as....

She knows Exactly what she is doing by bidding her own time...knowing that regardless of when she comes out, publicity is more than guarranteed and even her "haters" will tune in to wherever she is, whether it is radio or t.v...and will also be there to "bash" her online...all to her image's popularity....

The more haters you have the more likely you will continue to be in the news.... Courting controversy and doing what they hate is a very good way to stay on their lips and make yourself a hot commodity....

Dey don start again o.... Naso dem dey talk before efe win... Biggest personality ko fattest personality ni.

Tloss nation

TriumphJohnson:
Clear your cheque Mr Man.

Stop owing debt.

or do you want Efe to pay it for you?


Lalasticlala, Send this to the promise land

Smellos

Efe fit afford 57million naira car based on logistics?

YhungPablo:
Is buhari still in power?

No, na Tinubu...

Are just waking up from coma

Now this is unique and refreshing

It means Peter is tboss
And Paul is efe

I mean there attitudes