₦airaland Forum

Yemike:
Fulanis been feeling like boss since time immemorial.

The dogs killed ten goats but they brought one??

Their cows have been destroying lot's of farmlands, some folks sources of income.

But kudos to the elders of that community, they did well negotiating with the Fulanis.

This made me remember a saying in Yoruba "Pe wèré no broda Ko le ba r'ona lo".

I know if it's southwestern part of the country everybody 'll just hide inside their house and be lamenting. This same set of people will come afterwards and be shouting amotekun dé.

At least Yorubas have amotekun, your own governors would have ordered for fasting and prayer and declare special holiday of mourning for yibossss that will soon be massacred by the herdsmen.

Trippledots:
I felt it at igando.. I was doing the number2 when it sounded. I thought the The water tank in the roof had collapsed on the building...

Damn!

Did you run out with shit in ur yansh

Goodgod213:
How much is their bail if they catch one with stuffs on his phone. Kindly respond I am just curious

They will bill you according to what you're worth

seanwilliam:
how much did you pay as bail bro

They didn't collect money from me but I had to pay a lawyer 25k before I got my phones back.

Owerri1stSon:
It all started yesterday, 14th or March when I was heading to a burial at around 11am.

My longtime class mate's Mom died, so I really needed to attend that burial since it was over 8 years since I saw him back in Abuja and now I am in IMO State, and since they are coming to IMO State for their Mom's burial, I deemed it necessary to attend that burial.

Besides, we were family friends aside being in same sec. school.

I alighted at fire service in owerri, and decided trekking to the burial which is not far from the road when a SARS officer called me and was like I should give him my phone.

I wanted hesitating but while he was talking, I noticed that he just finished smoking ibo with one of those strong drinks, so I didn't want trouble or what might lead to another, I had to give him the phone.

He started checking my phone;

*He checked all my pictures from a—z but couldn't find anything.

He went to hangout and checked it but it wasn't even activated

He asked me what so many gmails were doing in my phone? That if I know the implications of many gmail in my phone, I will decide to settle with him there.

I was like WTF? Gmails? I use them in case of any online registration but he said I am "A YAHOO BOY."

I told him to to check all gmails and see if there was any yahoo message or any message that would indict me, he refused and asked me to follow him to the station.

The station was very closed by.

There he took me and handed me to some SARS officers there and was like 'This is is one of them"

There, I met other 21 innocent guys too then I knew my case was about to start.

They gave my phone to an officer who checked phones to know if guys are doing "Yahoo or Not" and when he checked my phone, he was like what is google translator doing in my phone? That I am a suspect. Just like that?

I was like sir, check those google translator and if you see any sentence that relate to yahoo, you can arrest me, he said so far I had "Google Translator" in my phone, I am a suspect..

I told them that I was attending a burial before I was called, that even if the want to hold the phone till I come back, they should cause I can't miss this, they told me to shutup.

I tried explaining to an elderly police man, what I got was a slap from him, shouting that I am a suspect, I am foolish, this and that.

I was with other innocent guys there for over 4-5 hours before my phone was pickup to be checked again.

I called them innocent because I was there when their phones where equally checked and upon finding nothing on their phones, they still arrested and wanted putting them in cell. 4 of them had to bail themselves for 24k each.

I wanted attending a burial around 11am and now, this is 4:20pm I was still with them.

My phone was recheck maybe after seeing that I ain't giving them nothing or any sort of money, they gave it back to me and allowed me to go..

I was thinking of suing them most especially the elderly man for slapping me just because I was trying to explain things to him

This stuff just made me hated Nigeria more and more.

The Police Station in Owerri, behind Fire service is a total mess.

The police/sars there are armed robbers and thieves, please, this should be checkmated.

I believe they always give them target and commission for bring guys.

They get paid if any of the guys bails themselves.

They extort illegally!!!

EFCC has joined them too. Their own is even worse. I was one of the people kidnapped by EFCC at club 360 in Ibadan this January. Despite having nothing on me, they incarcerated me for 3 days and held my phones for almost two months.

stupidity:
you don't know me.

Busted

Awon change agents tun ti de

Loladearewa01:
I am a staunch introvert, the kind that stays at home all day I really hate small talks and I can't talk to people for more than 5minutes.

When I call a lady hardly can we talk for a minute. Infact I hate calling. Now I had this experience when I visited my aunty and an ex of mine happen to stay in the same compound.

I noticed her boo calls her for like 2hours and she's always laughing with him. This was when I started realising my mistake when I was with her I hardly call and communicate and this has been happening with most of the ladies I meet and things are not working out.

Is there anyone with similar experience?

Learn to send message... Do copy and paste if you no sabi

DrTee1:
It is alleged that Chaka Chaka's visa was actually cancelled because "according to other media sources the deportation took place because Yvonne publicly supported opposition leader Bobi Wine."

https://m.channel24.co.za/Music/News/yvonne-chaka-chaka-deported-from-uganda-ahead-of-scheduled-performance-20191231

Lobatan...africans and bitter politics. Useless people

it means that when you were making it, you guys was living above your means that is the problem

you get broke easily, when you live above your means and also if you dont have savings for raining day

anyway, this is a lesson for you

You're just saying rubbish up and down. Seems you're from the useless wife's family

strungup79:
I'm 42 years old and married with 3 children (2 boys and a girl). I got married to this beatiful lady 13 years ago and everything was bliss until three years ago when my business experienced a serious down turn.

My wife on the other hand witnessed an upturn in fortunes and practically became the bread winner in the home.

Her good financial fortune had me focussed on trying to get myself back on track. I tried getting a job, but it was not forth coming.

My business continued to dwindle and then I resorted to doing small odd jobs just so I could contribute to the family upkeep.

My wife's upturn in fortune however brought out the ugliness in her. She started trying to assume control of the home. She stopped consulting me on decisions concerning our home, rather consulting her parents. She practically turned my kids against me as she painted me as irresponsible.

We initially had assess to each other's account, but now she has accounts hidden from me. I just found out she bought land somewhere, though she doesn't know I have that knowledge.

She has become rude and disrespectful and her parents and siblings have taken over my home. I am so pained because all I ever did was show her love and respect.

She didn't like the fact i tried to have order in my home and that seems to be my sin. I have never hit her or been wicked to her.

Right now, I'm pained and confused. I don't know what to do. Someone please help.

Try and focus all your finances on getting back to your feet for now. Let her take care of the kids and stop spending her money. You can assume back your responsibility when things get better and by then start seeking for another lady that will give you peace of mind

Boko haram people. Blood and violence gives them orgasm. That's why the penalty for ordinary theft in the North is amputation.

Gforce2015:
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Military uniform is permitted in acting on stage. But outside performance on stage is a crime

Lmao...you all didn't know her late father was a general. She get mouth die

obembet:
Following the public outcry that greeted the hate speech bill, the Senate President Ahmed Lawan has said the Senate won’t pass the proposed anti-free speech bills.

Lawan made the disclosure in response to a detailed written protest letter against the hate speech bill and anti-social media bill before the senate by the Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria, HURIWA.

He said legislators will listen to the pulse of the Nigerians who have rejected the bills and will do exactly as they demanded.

Lawan had in his letter to HURIWA dated November 20th 2019 which was endorsed by his Chief of Staff; Alhaji Babagana M. Aji but received on December 4th 2019 titled: “RE: WHY NATIONAL ASSEMBLY’S BILLS AGAINST FREE SPEECH ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL: BY HURIWA,” stated as follows:

“I write to present the compliments of the President of the Senate, His Excellency, Sen. Ahmad Ibrahim Lawan, Ph.D., CON and to acknowledge receipt of your letter on the above subject wherein you asked the National Assembly to suspend ad infinitum the current attempts at introducing obnoxious legislation to curb access to the social media.”

“His Excellency is appreciative of your concern towards upholding our constitution and your members’ continuous use of their talents as writers to promote, protect and project the human rights of all Nigerians. His Excellency assures you that the Senate will not pass any anti-people laws.”

“While thanking you, please accept the assurances of the President of the Senate.”

HURIWA had on November 13th, 2019 written to the senate through the offices of the Senate President titled: “WHY NATIONAL ASSEMBLY’S BILLS AGAINST FREE SPEECH ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL: BY HURIWA” even as the group had argued that:

“Freedom of expression is one of the fundamental rights provided in the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended). By virtue of the same and other international instruments, it is the freedom to hold opinions, receive ideas and information and impart ideas and information without interference. Social media is used in reference to the means of expression other than the mainstream media.”

Urging the National Assembly to stop forthwith any attempt to legislate laws that offend the Rights to Freedom of Speech the Rights group reminded the National Assembly that Freedom of Expression in Nigeria is grounded constitutionally in Section 39 of the CFRN entrenches the right to freedom of expression in the following words:

“(1) Every person shall be entitled to freedom of expression, including the freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart ideas and information without interference.

(2) Without prejudice to the generality of subsection 1 of this section, every person shall be entitled to own, establish and operate any medium for the dissemination of information ideas and opinions:

Provided that no person, other than the Government of the Federation or of a State or any other person or body authorized by the President on the fulfillment of conditions laid down by an Act of the National Assembly, shall own, establish or operate a television or wireless broadcasting a station for the any purpose whatsoever.”

The Rights group said similar provisions are found in Article 9 of the African Charter on Human and Peoples Rights, Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights 1948, Article 19 of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

“It does not appear a mere coincidence that section 39 of the CFRN which provides for freedom of expression comes immediately after section 38 which provides for right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion. Next to thought is expression. The basis for this right, therefore, cannot be overemphasized in a democratic society. It is one of the essential foundations of a democratic society and the basic condition for its progress and development as held the European Court on Human Rights in Handyside Case.” Arguing that there are a plethora of decided cases guaranteeing free speech”.

HURIWA told the senate that:“The Supreme Court per Ayoola JSC, in the case of Medical and Dental Practitioners Disciplinary Tribunal v Okonkwo (2001) 85 LRCN 908 declared that the courts are the institution, society has agreed to invest with the responsibility of balancing conflicting interests in a way as to ensure the fullness of liberty without destroying the existence and stability of society itself. Therein lies the wisdom and need for qualification of all rights including this one most essential right.”

“In the case of Gozie Okeke v. The State (2003) 15 NWLR (Pt.842) 25, the Supreme Court held that the word “reasonable” in its ordinary meaning means moderate, tolerable and not excessive. In this regard, there are extant laws in Nigeria which seek to prevent abuse of free speech. Section 24(1) of the Cybercrime (prohibition, Prevention, etc) Act 2015 makes it a criminal offence to send a message or other matter by means of computer systems of network that is grossly offensive, pornographic or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character or causes any such message or matter to be sent or he knows to be false, for the purpose of causing annoyance, injury, inconvenience, danger, obstruction, insult, injury, criminal intimidation, enmity, hatred, ill will or needless anxiety to another or causes such message to be sent. Also Section 24(2) of the Act criminalizes transmitting or causing the transmission of any communication through a computer system or network to bully, threaten or harass another person where such communication places another person in fear of death, violence or bodily harm or to another person.”

“In the same vein there is the tort of defamation under a victim of abuse of freedom of speech can seek redress besides the criminal offences of defamation and injurious false under the Criminal Code and Penal Code. Section 391 of the Penal Code Law makes is a defamation to speak or represent by mechanical means or by signs or visible representation or publish any imputation concerning another intending to or knowing or having reason to believe that it will hard the reputation of the person. While a false statement of fact under similar circumstances is injurious false under section 393 of the Penal Code Law. There are similar provisions in sections 373, 374 and 375 of the Criminal Code Laws of the Southern States. Besides, there are various provisions in the Nigeria Broadcasting Commission Act dealing with violations which have become known as “hate speech” with varying degrees of sanctions.”

HURIWA argued strongly against limitations to access to social media and also rejected the hate speech bill as follows: “To require more than the existing laws have provided would portray the government in bad light and peach it against the people and any such further regulation will only take Nigeria centuries back in civilization with attendant consequences of gross and flagrant abuse like in the colonial era or the immediate after which had such over-regulation like the laws on sedition by which a lot of persons were frequently charged and convicted for what ordinarily would be fair comment by citizens of democratic society. A lot of these cases are high profile cases with potential to cause political tension, affect the peace and stability of the entire country which the proponents of the of social media regulation claim to want to prevent. This would further deepen the already entrenched distrust between the people and the government. This way, the government loses its right and benefit of feedback from the people.”

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2019/12/04/breaking-we-wont-pass-hate-speech-bill-senate-president-ahmed-lawan/amp/

Be like say this people just dey whine us

BabaIbo:
mine na the day I went to one night vigil that was organised by the former of Ondo state governor, Olusegun Mimiko in Adegbemile hall when I was in Akure.
I met one pretty dark "shapeful" and busty girl. I walked up to her and started wooing this babe, babe drop o... next thing I signaled my guys that I want to take the babe to the backside of the car packed outside. But it seems that place wasn't comfortable, so we went to a place that look like military parade ground opposite it.
As I was about to start "training", na so one heavy wind (breeze) blow with lightning, e come be like say I see one scary thing.
Naso I discharge with full speed leaving the babe there, since that day I no dey even reason any woman matter for night vigil except maybe na my babe or I know her before

Thunder wan fire you that day if you insert prick for crusade

Buhari always after performing governors like ambode and seyi makinde but will turn a blind eye to gandollar.

MelesZenawi:
You not smart.

I screenshot both Opera and Opera mini for you..

Go get a better phone or work on settings in your phone to get what you want....Lol

I know where your problem is coming from in your Opera mini...Lol.

Data saver

merit1988:
most times, it's not how long ,but how well... pple date for years b4 marriage and still end up getting divorced...that's what I'm trying had to avoid

Must marriage be all about Love. When maturity and reality of life set's in you will understand that not everything is love. As long as you respect and care for each other appropriately, then you're good to go.

Newboss:
My brother, this is how bipolar disorder patients behave. One moment they are this, another moment they're that. He is a certified bipolar dude. It's a fact.

I just pity the kids. The wife will enjoy it because women are known to love bipolar dudes madly. It's only a matter of time before he gets physical with those kids

The way you sef dey reason, you be like tripolar. Your wife go love am well. Continue...

Quality20:
it were to have a church or some Christian rehabilitation centre, he wouldn't have ordered it's demolition

I wish your parents had donated you to one of those centers, you wouldn't be here spilling trash

PassingShot:
Governor Social Media. General Silly Mistake.

Not impressed a bit

And you're impressed with Buhari

omoadeleye:
Seyi is already a selfmade man, he came to set records straight and not some jobless and visionless politheifcians that just came to sit to amass wealth...

That one will just be forwarding our monthly allocation alerts to bourdillion even before it enter

Lol... He is teaching you patience

Spman:
What's all this behavior with ladies..
My baby which I met last month and she was all over me but now she I'd actin weird..
Despite my busy schedules I do call her daily to see how is she doing and even as well find time and chit chat her on fb....
To the extend it seems she is the one that even love me more but recently I can see there are changes and yesterday I arrived home from school to sort things out and she was supposed to come visit me UT today I called her to ask her how is she doing and her phone hanged up and I sent her a message on fb she didn't read it,so I called her angrily knowing gully well that we human out emotions are different and I have never reacted like this about why she don't reply me she said 'oh where so I told her what u are doing to me now is not fair that a time will come u will seek for my attention and u won't see...' so after this she doesn't pick my calls nor reply my chats..
Thought I have another babe though but why must she get my attention to love her when she knew she will misbehave later?


Is she doing this just to test my emotions or I don't just understand her changes recently.....


Have any of u had dx issue too before with ur girl?

Mumu, you too should give her space

ola33t:





Most of the celebrities are attention seeking addicts, who can do anything to chase clout and stay in the news. From one staged beef to another and one staged trend to another.

She should have come up with a better plot for her charade, which was intended to flaunt her soft bum; or at least, she could have given a cleaner view other than this bruise-ridden thigh of hers.
When I saw, near death and gutter, I was expecting to see serious bone fracture or hip dislocation from the impact of the crash; rather, all I could see is a bruised hip which looks like the aftermath of some masochist session in the club.

People fall everyday and life goes on. Next time if you haven't got any better thing to flaunt, just keep your blooded bum to yourself. It's for your personal concern and not for public consumption.

Person get bruise dey take drip. The injury make her loose appetite ni abi the bruise say make normal food no digest again

Effects of smoking marlian kush

Holyvurgin17:
A guy who was our former neighbor went to rob yesterday night, police caught them then...he denied it and even said that he slept in our hostel yesternight ....then police asked him to describe the place he slept and he described our hostel in oto awori
This morning around 11 am police came to our hostel and they arrested my roommate who is the only one around...he told them that those thiefs did not sleep over in our hostel that it was all lies but they arrested him and locked him up since morning...we also went to school to mobilise student Union leaders who went to the police station to protest but they chased everyone out
Now they said he is a partner in crime and that he will be charged to court on criminal case... please any good Samaritan to come to our help coz I don't know what to do again .....right now I can't go to hostel for fear of being arrested too and tagged a criminal
Please any body who can help us should call me on 08122934592 we are innocent students

Guy, goto Twitter and find @segalink then narrate this story to him. Them go release am sharp sharp.