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AgentNnamdi:
No Sir/Madam. People own Channels, Bots, Groups and can use it for any purpose they want to. I've made legit transactions on Telegram with people I've never met. It depends on the individual.

Just like we have scammers on Nairaland, Jiji... Freedom comes with some risks.

Telegram gave me some Premium courses free! I can't list all the benefits

How did you get the courses for free?

To an average cowtherner, Covid 19 is a kind of competition to them. They want the world to know they have it worse so that NGOs can donate to them. That's how they eat with Boko haram stuff and why it won't end. Heartless vultures!

Some of them like SLS still get conscience sha.

Oyo State is the pace setter after all. We lead while other follow. Governor Makinde was the first to come up with that formula when he was treating himself.

Even our curfew model that was originally criticized by people calling Seyi audio governor is now emulated in other states.

ursullalinda:
Surprised he even heard this news.......Good one......seems he can hear us small small now

E shock me too. I hope it's not Femi Adeshina sha cause Buhari is only concerned about cows.

Interested

Kate06:
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Realfrankie:
My mum the always dey village

We de follow Popsy go town because of our school and return to our mum by weekend.

My dad been tell us say if we report to my mom then we don end to follow am go town

exynos:
Mine is as follows

1. It was christmas eve and we the children were busy using fireworks(Knockout) We were so daring as we tend to hold the knockout while it sparks! so one man was passing by and i just lit the knockout, it was three sound sha and i didn't hold it well. So with pains i decided to throw the knockout away! Unknowingly, it landed on the bald head of the man as it detonated noisily! immediately the man turned to see who did that! Already i was signaled by one woman, so i took off with the speed of light.

2. When i was very small; about 5 years, there is this small calabar girl in my neighbour hood. i was playing with the cover of one bottle, the girl took the cover from me and bolted towards there room! I became so furious, i followed her quickly she stood beside their bed and nobody was around, i told her to return what she took she refused! i pushed her on the bed and had childish sex, she became weak as i collected my stuff and took off! Later she came to our house with her mother. Her mom accosted me and on why i had sex with daughter... I didn't know where the energy to replied her came from! i shouted underneath my breathe, that why won't i Fcuck your daughter when she took my stuff? My mom and the woman became shocked and practically speechless. she just took her daughter by the hand and walked away quietly!

3. I remembered how i foolishly burnt two phones when i tried charging them without the charger's head, i connected the wire live to the wall of socket...

How time flies! If i remember all these things i'll jusy thankGod for life!

4. While growing up with brother, we returned from school one hot afternoon, we heard the sound of radio coming out from the direction of a room my uncle always sleeps in, unknown to us it was our dad in the room, we stealthily moved towards the room, in what seemed to be the count of three, in loud voices as it blended in unison, we bellowed thunderously as we flung wide the curtain, Brothers and sisters as literally saw my father on air and his eyes protruding in fear, he threw the radio. on seeing this, we fled like never before, we returned later in the night, that night was the worst of all as hell was let loose!

You mean your dad was floating

Realfrankie:
Mine was, I and my brothers were always monitoring my dad whenever he brings a new babe to the house to bang, we normally tiptoe to his window and begin to watch and laugh out loud

Where your mum dey

paix:
You'd need to train it to recognise your voice and tone.

Ok, thanks

paix:
Your system no recognize your voice?

Too many errors

Please how do you type long epistles effortlessly

iLegendd:
I'm like the Devil and I'm like Jesus. These people give you 2 options and I give you 2 options too.

I create two kinds of threads.

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It's unfortunate you only choose my number 2 and ignore my number 1.

Is it my fault? All my threads are reasonable, but it depends on the option you choose.

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Esseite:
Terrorist sympathizers..

Who really are the terrorist sympathizers?...

The ones who harbour, feed and rehabilitate them or the ones who are tired of propagandas and would only believe when he is in cuffs and killed?

Who really are the terrorist sympathizers?..

They even give them amnesty because they're brothers fighting the same cause from different sides.

Fineboy444:
Stop fucking 500 and 1000 naira hoes man

Why? Shey u go epp me join money make I dey launch premium Oloshos like u

Joystark:

Gossip

Tell us na

Joystark:
I can't even say it out loud.

That terrible?

hennylove:
My boss always carries her bag around in the office, conference room for meetings, convenience and even the office next to her, And she hardly allow people help her with the 2 bags except on rare occasions when she allowed few of us to carry and the day I helped her I was just praying to reach her office on time cos it's heavy I just wonder what's In there

Gun

Blackfire:
What kind of Insipid are we having today?

Your girlfriend? I mean she is not your wife, the man wants to marry her and even give her proof of taking care of her, but you that f**k pussy for free wants to tie someone's daughter to your accursed life.

Leave the girl alone.

You are a badnews.

This one is surely an Igbo man. They worship money

BlissB:
Make ona leave me for NL today o ...
It's not weird though na just rubbish habit
Our Gateman na inside boxer he go put e hand then bring am out and smell am, then repeat the procedure again...
The day I saw him through my window na that day I start social distancing with am , funny enough anytime I look through my window I see him doing it and he is always trying to look around if anyone is watching him

spunky425:
I really read this thread from page 1 - 20!

We plenty Sweet thread

amamkingchimex:
males with that her trait steal memory cards

Dey don show this one pepper

kingjomezy:
I did something weird but out of necessity,I was about to be beaten to pulp by some big boys I was very little then.I had to think ,I saw an ant I grabbed it and I ate it ,I saw another one the same thing and I dared them.They all ran away . .

They be like....this one madness critical o

OJURONGBE1:
Mine is not really the weird story but his aura remains a mystery till date .
Back then in University, SOJ was a kind guy, very brilliant and was quite funny.
He had a way of making the most bittered person around him crack a smile, how he does that we don't know. Also, he was someone who would share his last card with you in time of need and tell you not to worry about him.
There was an incident in our dreaded managerial Economics test ,the lecturer, a widely acclaimed sadist caught him opening his leaflet for a guy seated next to him. The man tore their slips and summoned them to his office. We were scared for him but he was calm. Few of us (class rep & asst , the best student, and i (we were hallmates) had to follow them to the lecturer's office to plead. When we got there ,the man told us to stay aside while he questioned the two of them .At a point, it seemed like Heaven was about to break loose but how SOJ brought that situation under control is still beyond today. The lecturer who never smile in class started laughing out loud and told them he had forgiven them after 20 mins, we were all excited for we knew the kind of person the lecturer was.
SOJ was the kinda person that knows how to cheer people up in time of difficulties, hurt and disappointments. You can't but have a good laugh whenever you're around him, to the extent that the Super religious-don't mix with sinners amongst us loved to sit around whenever he's cracking a joke . He was loved by all, even the hard -to -crack lecturers /non teaching staffs on campus .Sadly, his life was cut short at 21, during his final year. When the news broke about his death, everybody cried, even our Scarfaced HOD. That's to tell you the sort of influence he had on everyone.

SOJ, the street misses you !!!!

This made me cry and feel like a terrible human at the same time.

People hiding behind arson to carry out unfinished scores because of the porous lockdown security situation or people being more careless with electronic equipment as a result of their minds being unsettled because of the confusion and carnage caused by Covid 19

iLegendd:
I know. Only dumbest and stupid? That's an understatement. I'm worse than that.

I'm the dumbest, most arrogant, poorest, most stupid, most jobless, most senseless, most uneducated, and many more. #Smile.

Anyway, come eat garri. Free egusi soup + chicken + meat. Food is ready.

Note: Hunger is the greatest frustration in Nigeria today. It will get worse by the day. Depression will increase and innocent people will be abused online by those depressed people. We, the innocent people, are ready to be abused this year as long as our abusers remain frustrated, hungry, and depressed.

Ode

iLegendd:
So, I killed the below layer and saw eggs inside. As I type this, I'm confused on what to do with it? Should I plant the eggs to grow?

This guy is the dumbest Nairalander I know. Very stupiddd and jobless person.

ednut1:
as you no gree he say another fine specimen. No crime in that na. Abi you expect him to chase you for ever ni. Any why will you even visit them. Smh

Don't mind her. Seems like she is the one planning to betray her sister by visiting them in their matrimonial home despite the history they have shared.

Eulalia:
But does it mean that people cannot control their attractions or what? That's preposterous. I mean... I can never be attracted to somebody I know is dating a friend or to my guys friend. That's greed of the highest order.

It happened to me. Like my blood line today is married to a guy that chyked me for years.
This my blood line knows that this guy tried to date me. As in he kept coming to our house look for me for months. My mum and all my siblings knew him very well. It got to a point he threatened to harm me if he sees me with any other guy but luckily, we relocated to another place. Only for my blood sister to bring this same guy as a suitor. dang!
I just keep wondering, so she had been attracted to him all this while? Someone I dislike to the core? Hm! Fear human beings.

Till today, if I go visiting this guy will be telling me him and I have an unfinished business and some annoying silly talks. So most times when I visit, I'll hide away until I go back. Mehn... It sucks!

That's not betrayal. One man's meat is another mans poison. You didn't want him but your sister craved him. Why is it now paining you?

SexytorresE:
Can’t type

Send voice note now

scoundrel:
OP, buy bread for me when you get there. We’ll see one day.

Scoundrel

olarwhumy6:
May the healing hand of God be upon you and your family, pls hold on, dnt give up dear. Its well with you.

Amen