eyonigger:

congo, I need to buy some information from u. SERIOUSLY

YIM

Subject : LadyT

Analysis:

Obviously a well brought up 'omo mummy' ,trying w/out success to be a baaaad girl

UK based. At an estimated 5'9, avg heights need not apply

She can also be feisty but all na gra-gra (apologies to Lagbaja)

Prognosis : No time to waste ,. . . . . . . .ONLY SERIOUS GUYS NEED APPLY . . . .

whitelexi:

If u take offense cos i said you're on your own there, how do u expect spikedcylinder to take your comments?

I feel u exxagerated and i aired my views on that issue, spikey has to be fair to all as a mod, and that will give her some negative talk, but u should not overestimate that.

I didn't take offence 'cos u said I'm on my own'. . . . . .find the offensive aspects of your posts in red

whitelexi:

Pure speculation thrash talk, she is just like many naija babes who will pretend their asses out only to show their true colours in future.

Spikey is one of the most realistic female posters on NL, just create a poll and guys will tell u that. She has a solid reputation and is more of a wife material than many i know.

I think Michelin demands extra attention from a guy, that doesnt make her require extra gestation. She is quite down to earth and realistic too. . .


It looks like u have targeted some girls for bashing, but any guy who knows whats up will ignore u on that level. . . I think u r on your own there

In a nut shell,don't waste time on me . . . . . .focus on the babes

DaudaAbu:

hey u've not analyzed IICE

Ok. .  .
Subject : iice:

Analysis:
Fiercely independent & quite an all rounder 

US based,from Northern Nigeria ,not too tall & fair in complexion ^{(dont ask how I found out.)}

Must be in some kinda relationship ,as she make little effort to get close to anyone.

Prognosis: Probably unavailable,if she is available could be quite complex for the average naija guy. . . . .  

whitelexi:

Pure speculation thrash talk, she is just like many naija babes who will pretend their asses out only to show their true colours in future.

Spikey is one of the most realistic female posters on NL, just create a poll and guys will tell u that. She has a solid reputation and is more of a wife material than many i know.

I think Michelin demands extra attention from a guy, that doesnt make her require extra gestation. She is quite down to earth and realistic too. . .


It looks like u have targeted some girls for bashing, but any guy who knows whats up will ignore u on that level. . . I think u r on your own there

whitelexi,you're allowed to differ,but please don't question my motives. . . .we all see things from diff perspectives . State your own & I'll state mine.

Subject : Michelin:

Analysis:
Aka 'The Teeny Bopper'
Edo (Ishan) origins
EU based
Generally mistakes internet access for maturity
Sharp tongue(translated to keyboard),tho' this may be linked to No 1 analysis above

Prognosis: Needs extended gestation !

Subject : Spikedcylinder:

Analysis:
Has plenty of internet time  
Working,Naija based (good guaranteed bank balance  )
A shade too aggressive ^{(the reasons behind this ,still being studied,I'll report back once I find out)}

Prognosis:  You're on your own !

Ok. .  .
Subject : Oyinda:

Analysis:
Deeply religious _{(like all 99% of all naija babes)}

Seems to be the really sensitive type,y'know the type u have to be reallly,really careful not to offend. . . .(& may just shoot u if u cheat on her  ) .  

Prognosis: Solid wife material  

Hey guys,lets analyse the NL ladies here ;only 2 rules :

1. Keep off my 'Princess' 

2. No insults. . .just your candid opinion.

I'll start with spikedcylinder,oyin,michelin,LadyT and Tope. . . . . .

sugabelle:


So fake. When I say "green monster" now some people will vex. What has this got to do with dating and meeting up? I'm beginning to believe what I hear about this mod mafia and high handedness. Beef and bad belle rolled into one . Nyways, no matter d location, love da thread!

Thanks  You got it decoded the first time . . . .  . .really sad indeed 

On Abuja-Lokoja express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'(roger) from him, but since he wasn't prepared to play their games, they asked him to pull off and tender his papers. Having combed through everything without any offence to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car. 

 A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to spring to action "stolen vehicle!! he yelled.  Pastor sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offense, yelled back; I am priest not a thief, the officer replied: "Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.  "The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to proof his sanity" "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".   

Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."  

The perplexed man of God "QUIETLY" made an "offering" of "JUST" N100 to his newly found "preacher".

The Officer collected his "roger" and said to the priest end of service go in peace and argue no more.

The way jealous moderators dey beef this thread na wa !

Now moved into relative obscurity without any notice

God dey

I completely agree with the 'righteous ' anger we all have to this rather obscure statement. This just reconfirms we really don't have a clear directions/stratgy as a country.

It reminds me of the Abacha era,when he was seriously courting North Korea,Libya & Iran .

Whether Nigeria recognises Kosovo or not is completely immaterial,so the sane thing would have been to KEEP QUIET !

Even Serbia(who's president Yar'Adull was trying to impress) will have to recognise Kosovo due to their intention to join the EU.

Moreover ,this may be an impeachable statement,I doubt if he has the authority to make siuch declarations w/out legislative consultations. . . . .

While everyone is certainly entitled to their opinion on /view of history,my question to the poster is. . . .WHAT'S THE POINT ?? 

macIB:

Nigerian men and mother in laws are not bad people as you see in movies plsss!! Is just like saying every white people in Europe is racist or every Zimbabwean guy will definitely cheat on you and have a child out of wedlock. I must say you are even lucky to be loved by a Nigerian guy and the family calls and speak with you. You have nothing to fear plss forget those movies, juju is everywhere in Africa, even in your country you have the Sangomas. Long story short, Nigerians are nice people as long as you behave yourself, dont cheat on the guy, nag him less, love him well, cook good Nigeria food for him and he is yours forever. Simple as ABC,

I'll just add. . . . . RESPECT your in-laws,Nigerians generally put a lot of emphasis on showing respect

sugabelle:

****sigh*****  she don start.

yes, the thread was fine till I noticed a certain comment in the other thread: "two threads for one bloody purpose?" That's what made me note that the green-eyed monster(jealousy) had risen its ugly head. Girl, why say a mean thing like that? If you were the object of the two bloody-purpose thread, what would u have done? Abegi, shift. A whole you sef, you can bring yourself down too much.

Well spotted & well said . . . . . . . . .

LadyT:

Congoshine who has been gisting you?  I have several fiances! plus one Aristo and two PYT's pretty young things. . .

Notoatheism I didnt do it but they used weave in her hair to make it stay!  I doubt it will last as long as ours though!

LadyT:

Congoshine ashewo ni e! were you not making some topic about some chick you were in loff with?

My heart remains with Maedan,but I want us to make up for our past 'altercation' & i know u have a fiance ?

LadyT:

Congoshine arent you like 18?

So i take it you will be the aburo?

Im confident you're perceptive enough to answer dat yourself my dear. . . . . . .  

LadyT:

I am lost who is the coolest babe?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207655

o de YIm ka m'ora wa berra (as egbon & aburo,of course )

davidylan:

those crossed out are either "hooked" or just plain trouble.  

Out of the rest . . . i'd say remove Diva1 because:
1. u're not in the US
2. no be only you get eye there  

She's abt the closest to princess _{(tho' a shade too fair)}  

Distance means little bro. . . .everyone is a flight or 2 away. . . . . . . .

However, the inner beauty & basic 9ja values' equally important.  

TOPE2000!:

Im sorry dear

Ok ,I forgive u dear. . . . . .  .  

doyin13:

which kain gorimapa name be congoshine sef. . . .

when baldness become sexy

Congo has to do with the most overrated part of the female anatomy. . . its was a name I chose before I found genuine love on Nairaland. . . now i wish to be known simply as. . . . . .  . . Love  

TOPE2000!:

No coal can burn my tongue darl
[s]Congo aint the league of the guys i'd date . . no offense congo [/s]

Tope,I'm kinda disappointed you wrote that sha,dats really offensive,when all ive done is to prop u up  

Anyway for the avoidance of doubt. . .  . .  .I'm ONLY interested in  Maedan & if (as i had opined initially) she's taken. .  .we'll both work together on her sister. . . .  .NO OTHER NL  babe. . .  .sorry o !

e go hard to clone the babe sha. . . . .  . . .& no NL babe go wan live in 'princess' shadows,so the best option na to work on Maedan sister

Seriously after M , 2nd position boku-Tope,Oyin,Thonia,LadyT,Diva1,Tubabie,ushergurl,Snazzy just to mention a few. . . . . .  , . . . . .

David ,chillout for Plat na. . . .na my pally  

Pataki:

Oh oh! If my memory serves me right, I think Maedan is married and living in the UK. I once had a clash with her on the travel section and she made mention to that effect if I recollect very well now.

Yes indeed she is  

hence my dilemma & the need to keep her out of my mind  

But as friends working for the improvement of inter-tribal relationships in Nigeria . . . . . .YES !  

Missy B:

I hate to be the last to get the gist.
Anytime sumfin begins btw You both . . . .Lemmie be the first to know.

 

David, I no de US  

maedan:


@squad1

considering that I saw that he replied to my posts in the TV/Movies section, and then the Music section, I got curious. And now that I've seen this thread, I can only say that congoshine, you're really one of a kind: you must be a very confident and self-assured person to do what you have done. I am flattered and pleased.

^{My heart has been beating so fast I thought i was going to have a heart attack. . . even my laptop has been acting up} What can I say. . . . . . . . . lets catch up as friends of course on YIM  

queenafric:

Even playerz do fall in love, so why the cold feet.

Do you want me to help you break the news to her?

Dat'll be cool. . . . . . my YIM's in my profile

queenafric:

@congoshine

Is she aware about your feelings for her? Tell her now. why are you wasting time again?

Love is something strange to me y'know. . . . . ^{I'm having cold feet} . . . .

My heart beating . . . . . .

davidylan:

it cant be true that i'm just noticing the chic today.
congo . . . ya better hold am tite o.

Yea man,. . . . . she's been there all the while . . . .quietly doing her thing & giving a brother somethng to think

queenafric:

yeah!

i got it right.

hey, where is my prize?

Well. . . . . . . . . .

I would have asked for your hand in e-marriage ,but that would be bigamy

But I think it was quite easy after the letter 'M'

However 'Aprilmay' correctly called it ages ago :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-297272.128.html

queenafric:

it is Maedan!

Yes. . . . .  really cool babe  

SOMEONE YOU CAN TAKE TO MAMA

With such cherubic features,Mummy ^{(God bless her soul)} would be really proud of moi  

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207655

So there u have it Nairaland !!!  

Remember ,this is my opinion & mine alone