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Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 4:47pm On Jul 20, 2009

eyonigger:
congo, I need to buy some information from u. SERIOUSLY

YIM

Subject : LadyT

Analysis:

Obviously a well brought up 'omo mummy' ,trying w/out success to be a baaaad girl tongue

UK based. At an estimated 5'9, avg heights need not apply shocked

She can also be feisty but all na gra-gra (apologies to Lagbaja)

Prognosis : No time to waste ,. . . . . . . .ONLY SERIOUS GUYS NEED APPLY . . . . tongue

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 3:58pm On Jul 20, 2009

whitelexi:
If u take offense cos i said you're on your own there, how do u expect spikedcylinder to take your comments?

I feel u exxagerated and i aired my views on that issue, spikey has to be fair to all as a mod, and that will give her some negative talk, but u should not overestimate that.

I didn't take offence 'cos u said I'm on my own'. . . . . .find the offensive aspects of your posts in red

whitelexi:
Pure speculation thrash talk, she is just like many naija babes who will pretend their asses out only to show their true colours in future.

Spikey is one of the most realistic female posters on NL, just create a poll and guys will tell u that. She has a solid reputation and is more of a wife material than many i know.

I think Michelin demands extra attention from a guy, that doesnt make her require extra gestation. She is quite down to earth and realistic too. . .

It looks like u have targeted some girls for bashing, but any guy who knows whats up will ignore u on that level. . . I think u r on your own there

In a nut shell,don't waste time on me . . . . . .focus on the babes cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 3:54pm On Jul 20, 2009

DaudaAbu:
hey u've not analyzed IICE

Ok. . .
Subject : iice:

Analysis:
Fiercely independent & quite an all rounder wink

US based,from Northern Nigeria ,not too tall & fair in complexion ^{(dont ask how I found out.)}

Must be in some kinda relationship ,as she make little effort to get close to anyone.

Prognosis: Probably unavailable,if she is available could be quite complex for the average naija guy. . . . . tongue

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 3:45pm On Jul 20, 2009

whitelexi:
Pure speculation thrash talk, she is just like many naija babes who will pretend their asses out only to show their true colours in future.

Spikey is one of the most realistic female posters on NL, just create a poll and guys will tell u that. She has a solid reputation and is more of a wife material than many i know.

I think Michelin demands extra attention from a guy, that doesnt make her require extra gestation. She is quite down to earth and realistic too. . .

It looks like u have targeted some girls for bashing, but any guy who knows whats up will ignore u on that level. . . I think u r on your own there

whitelexi,you're allowed to differ,but please don't question my motives. . . .we all see things from diff perspectives . State your own & I'll state mine.

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 2:37pm On Jul 20, 2009

Subject : Michelin:

Analysis:
Aka 'The Teeny Bopper'
Edo (Ishan) origins
EU based
Generally mistakes internet access for maturity
Sharp tongue(translated to keyboard),tho' this may be linked to No 1 analysis above

Prognosis: Needs extended gestation ! cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 2:30pm On Jul 20, 2009

Subject : Spikedcylinder:

Analysis:
Has plenty of internet time

Working,Naija based (good guaranteed bank balance wink

)
A shade too aggressive ^{(the reasons behind this ,still being studied,I'll report back once I find out)}

Prognosis: You're on your own ! grin

Nairaland General › Re: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 2:24pm On Jul 20, 2009

Ok. . .
Subject : Oyinda:

Analysis:
Deeply religious _{(like all 99% of all naija babes)}

Seems to be the really sensitive type,y'know the type u have to be reallly,really careful not to offend. . . .(& may just shoot u if u cheat on her cheesy

) .

Prognosis: Solid wife material wink

Nairaland General › *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by congoshine(op): 2:11pm On Jul 20, 2009

Hey guys,lets analyse the NL ladies here ;only 2 rules :

1. Keep off my 'Princess' grin

2. No insults. . .just your candid opinion.

I'll start with spikedcylinder,oyin,michelin,LadyT and Tope. . . . . .

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 1:18pm On Jul 20, 2009

sugabelle:
So fake. When I say "green monster" now some people will vex. What has this got to do with dating and meeting up? I'm beginning to believe what I hear about this mod mafia and high handedness. Beef and bad belle rolled into one . Nyways, no matter d location, love da thread!

Thanks

You got it decoded the first time . . . . . .really sad indeed cry

Christianity Etc › Nigeria Police And The Bible by congoshine(op): 12:55pm On Jul 20, 2009

On Abuja-Lokoja express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'(roger) from him, but since he wasn't prepared to play their games, they asked him to pull off and tender his papers. Having combed through everything without any offence to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to spring to action "stolen vehicle!! he yelled. Pastor sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offense, yelled back; I am priest not a thief, the officer replied: "Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it. "The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to proof his sanity" "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".

Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." grin

The perplexed man of God "QUIETLY" made an "offering" of "JUST" N100 to his newly found "preacher".

The Officer collected his "roger" and said to the priest end of service go in peace and argue no more.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:11pm On Jul 20, 2009

The way jealous moderators dey beef this thread na wa ! sad

Now moved into relative obscurity without any notice embarassed

God dey

Politics › Re: Nigeria Doesn’t Recognise Kosovo, Says Yar’adua by congoshine(m): 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2009

I completely agree with the 'righteous ' anger we all have to this rather obscure statement. This just reconfirms we really don't have a clear directions/stratgy as a country. cry

It reminds me of the Abacha era,when he was seriously courting North Korea,Libya & Iran shocked

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Whether Nigeria recognises Kosovo or not is completely immaterial,so the sane thing would have been to KEEP QUIET ! huh

Even Serbia(who's president Yar'Adull was trying to impress) will have to recognise Kosovo due to their intention to join the EU. cheesy

Moreover ,this may be an impeachable statement,I doubt if he has the authority to make siuch declarations w/out legislative consultations. . . . . angry

Politics › Re: Yorubas Strategically Keep Distance From North/East Issue Because Of This. . . by congoshine(m): 7:29pm On Jul 19, 2009

While everyone is certainly entitled to their opinion on /view of history,my question to the poster is. . . .WHAT'S THE POINT ?? huh

Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Dating Naija Guy by congoshine(m): 6:46pm On Jul 19, 2009

macIB:
Nigerian men and mother in laws are not bad people as you see in movies plsss!! Is just like saying every white people in Europe is racist or every Zimbabwean guy will definitely cheat on you and have a child out of wedlock. I must say you are even lucky to be loved by a Nigerian guy and the family calls and speak with you. You have nothing to fear plss forget those movies, juju is everywhere in Africa, even in your country you have the Sangomas. Long story short, Nigerians are nice people as long as you behave yourself, dont cheat on the guy, nag him less, love him well, cook good Nigeria food for him and he is yours forever. Simple as ABC,

I'll just add. . . . . RESPECT your in-laws,Nigerians generally put a lot of emphasis on showing respect wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:56am On Jul 19, 2009

sugabelle:
****sigh***** she don start.

yes, the thread was fine till I noticed a certain comment in the other thread: "two threads for one bloody purpose?" That's what made me note that the green-eyed monster(jealousy) had risen its ugly head. Girl, why say a mean thing like that? If you were the object of the two bloody-purpose thread, what would u have done? Abegi, shift. A whole you sef, you can bring yourself down too much.

Well spotted & well said . . . . . . . . . wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 10:44am On Jul 19, 2009

LadyT:
Congoshine who has been gisting you? I have several fiances! plus one Aristo and two PYT's pretty young things. . .

Notoatheism I didnt do it but they used weave in her hair to make it stay! I doubt it will last as long as ours though!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:51am On Jul 19, 2009

LadyT:
Congoshine ashewo ni e! were you not making some topic about some chick you were in loff with?

My heart remains with Maedan,but I want us to make up for our past 'altercation' & i know u have a fiance ?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:44am On Jul 19, 2009

LadyT:
Congoshine arent you like 18?

So i take it you will be the aburo?

Im confident you're perceptive enough to answer dat yourself my dear. . . . . . . wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:37am On Jul 19, 2009

LadyT:
I am lost who is the coolest babe?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207655

o de YIm ka m'ora wa berra wink

(as egbon & aburo,of course )

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:23am On Jul 19, 2009

davidylan:
those crossed out are either "hooked" or just plain trouble.

Out of the rest . . . i'd say remove Diva1 because:
1. u're not in the US
2. no be only you get eye there

She's abt the closest to princess _{(tho' a shade too fair)} cheesy

Distance means little bro. . . .everyone is a flight or 2 away. . . . . . . .

However, the inner beauty & basic 9ja values' equally important. wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:12am On Jul 19, 2009

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=298079.msg4211550#msg4211550 date=1247958356]Im sorry dear embarassed

[/quote]Ok ,I forgive u dear. . . . . . . wink

doyin13:
which kain gorimapa name be congoshine sef. . . .

~~when baldness become sexy~~

Congo has to do with the most overrated part of the female anatomy. . . its was a name I chose before I found genuine love on Nairaland. . . now i wish to be known simply as. . . . . . . . Love

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 12:03am On Jul 19, 2009

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=298079.msg4211511#msg4211511 date=1247957702]No coal can burn my tongue darl grin

[s]Congo aint the league of the guys i'd date . . no offense congo wink

[/s][/quote]Tope,I'm kinda disappointed you wrote that sha,dats really offensive,when all ive done is to prop u up undecided

Anyway for the avoidance of doubt. . . . . .I'm ONLY interested in Maedan & if (as i had opined initially) she's taken. . .we'll both work together on her sister. . . . .NO OTHER NL babe. . . .sorry o !

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:57pm On Jul 18, 2009

e go hard to clone the babe sha. . . . . . . .& no NL babe go wan live in 'princess' shadows,so the best option na to work on Maedan sister grin

Seriously after M , 2nd position boku-Tope,Oyin,Thonia,LadyT,Diva1,Tubabie,ushergurl,Snazzy just to mention a few. . . . . . , . . . . .

David ,chillout for Plat na. . . .na my pally wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:42pm On Jul 18, 2009

Pataki:
Oh oh! If my memory serves me right, I think Maedan is married and living in the UK. I once had a clash with her on the travel section and she made mention to that effect if I recollect very well now.

Yes indeed she is cry

hence my dilemma & the need to keep her out of my mind grin

But as friends working for the improvement of inter-tribal relationships in Nigeria . . . . . .YES ! cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:34pm On Jul 18, 2009

Missy B:
I hate to be the last to get the gist.
Anytime sumfin begins btw You both . . . .Lemmie be the first to know.

David, I no de US grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2009

maedan:
@squad1

considering that I saw that he replied to my posts in the TV/Movies section, and then the Music section, I got curious. And now that I've seen this thread, I can only say that congoshine, you're really one of a kind: you must be a very confident and self-assured person to do what you have done. I am flattered and pleased.

^{My heart has been beating so fast I thought i was going to have a heart attack. . . even my laptop has been acting up} What can I say. . . . . . . . . lets catch up as friends of course on YIM wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 11:05pm On Jul 18, 2009

queenafric:
Even playerz do fall in love, so why the cold feet.

Do you want me to help you break the news to her?

Dat'll be cool. . . . . . wink

my YIM's in my profile kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 10:55pm On Jul 18, 2009

queenafric:
@congoshine

Is she aware about your feelings for her? Tell her now. why are you wasting time again?

Love is something strange to me y'know. . . . . ^{I'm having cold feet} . . . .

Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by congoshine(m): 10:52pm On Jul 18, 2009

My heart beating . . . . . . grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 10:49pm On Jul 18, 2009

davidylan:
it cant be true that i'm just noticing the chic today.
congo . . . ya better hold am tite o.

Yea man,. . . . . she's been there all the while . . . .quietly doing her thing & giving a brother somethng to think shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 10:40pm On Jul 18, 2009

queenafric:
yeah!

i got it right.

hey, where is my prize?

Well. . . . . . . . . .

I would have asked for your hand in e-marriage ,but that would be bigamy grin

But I think it was quite easy after the letter 'M'

However 'Aprilmay' correctly called it ages ago tongue

:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-297272.128.html

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by congoshine(op): 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2009

queenafric:
it is Maedan!

Yes. . . . . really cool babe kiss

SOMEONE YOU CAN TAKE TO MAMA

With such cherubic features,Mummy ^{(God bless her soul)} would be really proud of moi cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207655

So there u have it Nairaland !!! cool

Remember ,this is my opinion & mine alone wink

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