FL is okay, its pretty hot

Which kain showers do you guys wantin GA? It's been raining like crazy over here, it needs to move to GA, I guess

Its hot here too and dry. I feel like going to Savannah for weekend. . .

Lol its wet and hot over here. Humidity sha

eeyah, why do you want to go?

Lol its wet and hot over here.

hahahaha. . . hmmm, I bet it is!

I need the feel of an open water. Savannah offers that to me. . . beside the fact that their streets and settings reminds me so much of Lagos.

udeycraze?:

Bi like say I sabi the babe. I bin dey eye her 2 Her post no even reach 1000. Hope say no bi the same person oh. Na gbege be that

davidylan:

i know the chic, i'm in love with her too. Her post no reach 1000, na true.

udecraze(what an ID  ) & david,you're probably off the pace  

Negro_Ntns:

Hey Congo,

I heard you told my babe. . "mwah"

. . .na true?

lol, no mind me. . .I just dey kid you.

Here, sing this to your e-love.


Computerized
Oh, baby
A beautiful love

Computer love {Computer, computer love}
Computer love {Lookin’ for my computer love}
Computer love {Hey}
Computer love {Computer love}

You know I’ve been searching for someone
Who can share that special love with me
And your eyes have that glow
Could it be your face I see on my computer screen

Need a special girl (Ooh, yeah)
To share in my computer world
I no longer need a strategy
Thanks to modern technology

Shooby doo bop shoo doo bop I wanna love you
Shooby doo bop [I wanna love you, baby] computer love
Shooby doo bop shoo doo bop I wanna love you
Shooby doo bop my computer love

Negro_ Ntns,which babe? you're definitely in the spirit. 

Hmm. . . . .  .^{sighs aloud& takes a deep beath}. . .  .

*When a man loves a woman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .*  

Negro_Ntns:

hahahaha. . . hmmm, I bet it is!

I need the feel of an open water. Savannah offers that to me. . . beside the fact that their streets and settings reminds me so much of Lagos.

No comment

Thinking of going down south next weekend too. Just get into moi bikini and enjoy the beach.  Thatz if the hurricane doesnt carry me away

which babe

Its two things passionate women love best. . .a romantic lover and a fantasy journey with him.  Songs are the gateways to that fantasyland.  

Sample this. . .

I''l give you the sun, the moon and the stars that sorround it, I'll even give you the world and all that you wish for.

 

If you tell this to a man he will call you a thief, ole!.   If you tell it to a woman. . . ooohhh, she will tell her friends she has met the man of her dreams.

Be reminded that "dreams" and "fantasy" carry same meaning.

Thinking of going down south next weekend too. Just get into moi bikini and enjoy the beach. Thatz if the hurricane doesnt carry me away

Lock that thing down. . .click click!! . . .warn all those seniors to get life insurance before they glance at "your bouncy chest", lifeguard is for water rescue. . . not for cardiac arrest

Negro_Ntns:

Lock that thing down. . .click click!! . . .warn all those seniors to get life insurance before they glance at "your bouncy chest", lifeguard is for water rescue. . . not for cardiac arrest

YOU NAUGHTY BOY !!!

Congo,drop the name we'll help you talk to her,ok?

illusion2:

YOU NAUGHTY BOY !!!
Congo,drop the name we'll help you talk to her,ok?

Patience my brother,patience. . .  . . . .  ,   

I dreamt about her all night. . . . . . .

I need good advice on how to get her out of my mind, then I'll let the cat out of the bag,alright?

Many thanks for your understanding 

This is long ,but kinda sums up where I am right now 

I never knew love like this before
Now I'm lonely never more
Since you came into my life

You are my lovelight, this I know
And I'll never let you go
You my all, you're part of me

Once I was lost and now I'm found
Then you turned my world around
When I need you, I call your name

'Cause I never knew love like this before
Opened my eyes
'Cause I never knew love like this before
What a surprise

'Cause I never knew love like this before

This feeling's so deep inside of me
Such a tender fantasy
You're the one I'm living for

You are my sunlight and my rain
And time could never change
What we share forever more, ooh, hoo,

I never knew love like this before
Now I'm lonely never more
Since you came into my life

'Cause I never knew love like this before
Opened my eyes
'Cause I never knew love like this before
What a surprise

'Cause I never knew love like this before

You are my lovelight, this I know
And I'll never let you go
You my all, you're part of me

Once I was lost and now I'm found
Then you turned my world around
When I need you, I call your name

'Cause I never knew love like this before
Opened my eyes
'Cause I never knew love like this before
What a surprise

'Cause I never knew love like this before
Inside of me
I never (Never) knew love like this before
Opened my eyes

Never (Never), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (I never knew, I never knew I never)
Never (Never), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (I never knew, I never knew I never knew)

Never (Never), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (I never knew)
Never (Never knew), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (I never knew)

Never (Never knew), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (I never knew, I never knew I never knew)
Never (I never knew, I never knew), never (I never)
Never knew love like this (Never knew)

Never (Never knew), never (Never)
Never knew love like this (Opened my eyes)
Never (What a surprise)

maedan

congoshine:

I need good advice on how to get her out of my mind, then I'll let the cat out of the bag,alright?

I suggest this. . . . . . . just imagine she's on her period. . . . yuck ! Or just imagine she's just poo-pooed those really stinking poo-poo that you can smell 1 mile away,once you associate these irritationg situations with her,you start to discount all,apologies to all ladies o !!!but this has worked for me before 

Aprilmay:

  maedan

I suspect nikeluv

love wey don die 4 titanic since 2000 years ago wey u con dey find now. guy if u no wan disclose da fact u better go and sleep.

[center]^{coughs,coughs,. . . . . . .clears throat. . . . .}[/center]

this congo dude is on cheap drugs!

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I can assure you i know who it is. . . .but let me tell you, she's not real. . . . rather it's an AI software i designed to simulate the xteristics (body and mind) men find attractive in women. . .

Now i know it works, my bosses will be ecstatic!


ha ha ha ,

illusion2:

I suggest this. . . . . . . just imagine she's on her period. . . . yuck ! Or just imagine she's just poo-pooed those really stinking poo-poo that you can smell 1 mile away,once you associate these irritationg situations with her,you start to discount all,apologies to all ladies o !!!but this has worked for me before 

you MEAN brother. . . . . .  . Tho's its something dat could work. . . I mean

IFELEKE:

this congo dude is on cheap drugs!

spikedcylinder:

Nansense!

IFELEKE & spiked, Et tu. . .  ?  Tot u guys where on my side  

Unless she reveals herslf on this thread first and barring any mishaps;my beloved will be unveiled between 00:00- 02:00 (GMT +4) , btw 18th-20th July ,partly to celebrate the US Apollo landing on the moon as well as the undeniable heights our Love could reach,if given a chance. . . . . . . .  

I dont think that babe is single,shine ur eye i beg

spikedcylinder:

How can I be on your side when you've been oscillating like chair barber since yesterday?

You write that like a yoruba girl  Chair barber instead of barber's chair , i appreciate all your frustrations ,but you understand Im not used to this kinda love

Allow me identify her?

If there's anyone blessed with the knowledge of NL girls that dont post much, it should be my humble self.

I shall provide 5 names and then narrow them to 3, at that stage u will know that i know who she is

congoshine:

IFELEKE & spiked, Et tu. . . ? Tot u guys where on my side

Was on side initially but now sitting on the fence due to your Demerol induced theatrics since yesterday

whitelexi:

Allow me identify her?

If there's anyone blessed with the knowledge of NL girls that dont post much, it should be my humble self.

I shall provide 5 names and then narrow them to 3, at that stage u will know that i know who she is

Goodluck . . . . . . .

IFELEKE:

Was on side initially but now sitting on the fence due to your Demerol induced theatrics since yesterday

Demerol ke. . . . . . I no be MJ o !

I've recieved pleas from the girl involved. . . She doesnt want to be named. I have to respect that. . . sorry.

congoshine:


Demerol ke. . . . . . I no be MJ o !

ok, which one you take? because this your high is highly suspicious

LOL we all want to feel important, dont we whitelexi?

StephenP:

LOL we all want to feel important, dont we whitelexi?

Seriously, i sent out texts to 5 girls and one of them came back saying i should leave her out. . .  it turns out she was my primary suspect and suits the description just fine

spikedcylinder:

All these people feeling like James Bond sef.

James bond sef go fear

It will be easier for u if the person involved is a guy, in this case sha, the reverse is the case

whitelexi:

Seriously, i sent out texts to 5 girls and one of them came back saying i should leave her out. . .  it turns out she was my primary suspect and suits the description just fine

LOL I'll take that as a yes to my question.