agabaI23:

Poster,
Where are you located? where is she located?

sorry less than 2000 posts i meant. . . .  . . . . Im in the middle East ,she's. . . .  . . in Europe/US , so u can understand the distance constraints. . . .

agabaI23:

Spike na you ooooooooooooooo

Certainly spike is really solid ,attractive & all,but I think Ive been readingher posts for a while . . . .  . . . . . . this 'breath taker' of a lady has less than 2000 posts so far. . . . . . . . . .  

spikedcylinder:

[color=#000099]Very well then, it did seem like you were implying Chinesedoll was one of such though.

Not at all dear  . All NL ladies are quite cool,its just that the lady in question is beyond cool. . . .  . . .she's . . . . .  . .what can I say . . . . . . .  . .UNBELIEVABLE !!!

spikedcylinder:

Shut up and stop being rude. What makes you think the above named person is " f*ck,suck,d8ck,b*tch"?

Hey. .  . ,  . . . .  . . .don't take it personal,ok ,I never implied that either. .  . . . . Im now a lover NOT a fighter,one love dear 

[center] ^{she may even be ' the one' without knowing it} . . . . [/center]

agabaI23:

If she is taken, then let her be

dats the difficult part. . . .you come on NL just to post comments, get some info etc & BANG !! you get hit by a stunner,you think "this is one of those nice faces ,nothing upstairs" curiousity makes you just check out her profile & u find urself in this most difficult of situations . . . . . . . . . .^{really wishing I didn't put on my laptop today} . . . . . . .

sexyLeamon:

oh now I know chineesdoll

Nice try but wrong ! 'Mon amor' isn't into all the f*ck,suck,d8ck,b*tch we see around these days. . . .  . . . . . .  

agabaI23:

Congo can you tell me your fears about this babe? I know to fall in love is to be in vulnerable situation which no man wants to be in if he is not sure of the feelings of the woman.

having said that, the only thing you are afraid of is rejection. But rejection does not kill. You are better of trying and if you get rejected you deal with it like a being with congo. If you succed, you enjoy the new love.

Face it head on. I am sure you know how to go about it. Rejection cannot make you less a man. You have a 70% chance of succeeding.

I am sure the person you are talking about would have stumbled on this thread and would know your feelings before you come up with it. A good strategy though

Well said bro,my problem has little to do with rejection & more to do with the shock of finding out such a lady exists on NL,I dnt want to work up myself too much,so i need advice on how to erase my astonishing find from memory

Gabry:

Now why wont she be available?

someone else. . . . ?

spikedcylinder:

And whats her name?

I'll keep that for now . . . . . . . but she's the type you can confidently take home to mama

Gabry:

Well poster, the best thing is to make casual friends with her and try to make her happy so that she would notice you by posting stuff which would interest her. And than soon try and get her YIM. And than soon get her Phone number.!!!!! Awwww. . . I love it when people fall in love! I can imagine the sparkle in their eyes

yes I undrstand. . . . . .but she may not be available any more

spikedcylinder:

Don't mind him, he's lilly livered.

Not that Im lilly livered. . . .  . .its just that she's the epitome of radiance and add a lot of depth to that ! . . .  . . . . . .I only came across one her posts accidentally & I spent the better part of the day looking through her previous posts  . . . . .and. . .  . . . .  .^sighs

Dammy_ray:

U beta eraze her quikly, no do mistake mensure name here ooo make you no spoil your caree for N/L

I'll only mention her name to the person that gives me the best advice out of my situation. . . , but believe me she's the loveliest babe on NL !

tosyne007:

u shouldnt hav problems getting her out of ur mind since she deosnt even giv a shit about u (sorry, i mean she doesnt even know u have feelings for her). Just believe in ur heart that she does not exist.

This would have been easy,but she continues to stimulate both my intellect as well as my loins . . . . .  . . I would have to abandon NL altogether i guess or I respectfully ask her to be banned from here on compassionate grounds ^(impossible) , so u see my dilemma?

OMO IBO:

congoshine, you don chop the forbidden fruit.
your work na to shine the congo and not to fall for the congo

Its like she's going to make me repent of my bad boy ways . . . . . . . .

IFELEKE:

congo,
Is your secret e-lover aware of this your crush?

No !

tosyne007:

i think u are confused and u dont really know wat u want.
one minute, u sound like u love the babe; the next, u want her out of ur mind.
why dont u giv love a chance? how can u be so quick to judge people? u think she will be wayward when she's out of sight? u dont draw conclusions like that.
i'm sure u r just getting to knw the babe. I will suggest u take time to know her better, maybe u will have a change of heart.

You don't seem to understand,she one of these really lovely quiet babes on NL,I've been secretly admiring her for a while now & I think Im falling in love. In view of the fact that things may not work, due to reasons enumerated above. .  . . .  .I want to get her Out of my mind before something else happens. . .  .you catch my drift now?

Tudór:

Wire me some dollars and i'll send you a copy of the software. . . .then you can jerk off with her till thy kingdom come. . .

,olofo !

spikedcylinder:

Pessimist. Why can't it work?

Distance & she may be into someone else. . . , . . . .

So I need advise on how to zero my mind to avert a heart break

agabaI23:

Congoshine of all people falling in love?

hehe! Have you finished shining your congo yet?

Ol'boy me sef trip. .  . . .  .these daughter;s of Eve. But, nna,the babe too much. . . . .  

Dammy_ray:

Father forgive him,he knows not what he sayeth. . . . . . . . . . .  , & do grant me my heart's desire (to get her out of my mind)  
Then why saying you want her off your mind, oLE nie

Out of my mind = off my mind. . . . .  . . .duh ! 

I need advice on what to do ,I beg !

tosyne007:

i really dont understand why u want to get her off ur mind. U just said u've fallen for her. Is that not wat u want or u've been looking for?

I want her off my mind ,becos I don't think it'll work. . . . . . . . . .I'm a realist !

Tudór:

[s]Screw The Almighty![/s]
This is MY creation and am not gonna let a skinny jewish white guy in the clouds take credit for my work!

HA ! ABOMINATION ! 

Father forgive him,he knows not what he sayeth. . . . . . . . . . .  , & do grant me my heart's desire ^{(to get her out of my mind)} 

IFELEKE:

congoshine, shine your eyes

Brother ,I wan shine I die ?. . . . .  . . . . the babe too,too much !

Tudór:

I can assure you i know who it is. . . .but let me tell you, she's not real. . . . rather it's an AI software i designed to simulate the xteristics (body and mind) men find attractive in women. . .

Now i know it works, my bosses will be ecstatic!

You may have the resources to design her body. . .  .but her mind could only have come from The Almighty  himself. .  . . . . .bottom line -YOU DON'T KNOW HER !

daduke2k:

Wots her name? Maybe i can c if she truly luvs u

I need to keep that secret for ^{now at least},but she beautiful internally(mind & soul) & externally

I think I have fallen in love with the loveliest babe on NL.

Can this be possible ?

I regard myself as being beyond such things as e-love. 

I really need advice on what  to do to get her off my mind .

Thank you.

CS

The unlettered Beast-of-No-Nation strikes again. . . . . . . . .  . ,   . . . . : 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=296718.msg4194662#msg4194662

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-296489.32.html#msg4193991

Ijawman:

Congoshiner,

You are such a pathetic slowpoke. Well, go shine some buka congos, as your name suggests.

[center]^{* shakes head & walks away,point made. . . . . . . . . .*}[/center]

Someone must chop na

Every one should know they are trying to escape the tragedy Nigeria has become,while that may not be sufficient to grant them asylum,I pray they are not deported !

Ijawman:

Congoshiner,
Bode George is not alone among the ubiquitous thieving Yoruba elite. Take a look at the EFCC list, plus many more such as Agagu, Grange and Obj, among others who have not been listed yet. Na curse? Talking about being a Yoruba, would you recognize a lie and a teaser when you see one? Who are you for me to lie for? I am not a Yoruba and do no intend to be one, when I reincarnate. Ok?

BEAST-Of-No-Nation,You just continuously confirm your illiteracy ! & I can't stoop to your level by exchanging names of corrupt politicians.

If you check all other sound and brilliant personalities on Nairaland,very few come out to state their origins upfront/directly,you see I agree with Martin Luther King Jnr;I prefer to be judged by my intellect & the content of my character NOT primordial sentiments.

Very much unlike low lifers like you that very little going for you save the hydrocarbon deposits found under the soil where your ancestors were born.

I only took you up to expose your lies & your lack of depth. . .  .

BEGONE from my monitor. . .  . . .you slowpoke !

Ijawman:

As usual they live in denial. Ask Bode George, who single handedly stole 100 billion of our oil money. What did all the other Yorubas in positions of authority do between 1999 and today but steal, steal and steal. Thieves of a GENERIC order. Other tribes pilfer, but you guys simply loot

BONN,calm down & try to make sense. . . . ok? Bode George is an individual alleged thief from Lagos state who obviously has his tIe in court &If convicted shold face the appropriate sanctions ,this however doesn't mean everybody from Lagos is a thief.

Alams ( the Gov-General of Ijaw nation)is also an individual from Ammassoma,Bayelsa who was convicted 2 years ago of stealing public funds,does this make everybody from Amassoma or Bayelsa, thieves??

I really don't want to digress from your lies,^{tho you're trying hard to change the topic}. Tell us- WHY DID YOU LIE THAT YOU ARE FROM YORUBALAND?

Ijawman:

Congoshiner,

What makes you think I hate the Yoruba? I only tell the truth about them (that they are very corrupt, dirty, pretencious, untrustworthy, backstabbing, greedy, selfish and tribalistic). If that is what you see as hate and tribalism, then I am not in a position to help you. I must always tell the truth; so my parents told me.

BEAST-OF-NO-NATION,
such gross generalisation & stereotyping can only come from someone who had difficulty in passing JAMB !

You see how I can tell you're poorlyuneducated,its just like saying black people are lazy & incompetent or white people are intelligent .

Ijawman:

Congoshiner!

Just read my English and yours, barring any typo (which is discernible) and tell between you and I who is better educated. I could be your professor, you know.

I can tell you're poorly educated because of your blind tribalism & hate. Only people with few options in life resort to such lows 

Apologise & we'll set you free , BONN !

Ijawman:

Hahahaha. So this buffon Congoshine created a thread to discuss me. You are indeed an idiot, I repeat. You said I was not Ijaw and I said I am Yoruba to make you happy. Does that make me a non Ijaw? I'd rather be dead than be a Yoruba. For what now?

Kai,
imagine the BEAST OF NO NATION (apologies to Fela) still typing?!

You should hold your head in shame ,you liar !

Who needs a poorly educated,disrespectful baboon(abi na chimp ) in Yorubaland. The great Ijaw nations does not even deserve you.

You are the type that will sellout his people for a penny,Olofo !

he's sick & doesn't need all the problems associated with running nigeria