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Your phone must have an updated processor to handle this game

I’ve been playing it for up to 2 years now but I haven’t even scratched the surface

This game is truly the best racing simulator on mobile right now. Paid app on AppStores. Graphic and performance intensive.

Op one or more of your injectors might be stuck wide open and faulty. You may need to change all of them.

That is why fuel is leaking past your pistons and rings straight into your engine oil. That’s the smell you’re perceiving on your dipstick.

You have a terrible mpg. That’s 2.5 km/L. You need to do a general overhaul of your fuel delivery system.

So because of crazy drivers and dangerous driving epa has decided to skip countries?

Here in 9ja that to drive is sweeter than yankee because you can go fast or slow or jam or scratch anywhere and anytime you like? Highest Na beg go solve the matter last last

You want to go to where you will be traveling from Lagos to Abuja and speed limit will be like 100kmph ?? The one wey your engine go just dey make “vooooooo” from ore to Lokoja? No speed up, no slow down, no porthole to dodge and no broken down Dangote truck to total into (if you no shine ya eye sha)

Epa just sell some properties, build helipad in Ibadan and buy helicopter. Trust me it’s more enjoyable than driving (although more expensive than skipping countries)

but look on the brighter side, you’re now flying over all the morons who were making your country ‘unlivable’ for you

TrickorTreat:
Cute black and white kitten for sale. Send a pm for more information.

Location please
Pix too
Thanks

Godisallgood:
Available

What’s the battery strength? How many percent remains?

What’s the actual battery percentage?

Voy:
128gb is 90k, price up

How good is the battery for this phone spec? What’s its percentage? What colors do you stock?

Hi, please What’s the battery strength percentage?

Hondajosh please give me your prices for the below items if you stock them for 2003 accord 4cyl

timing chain kit (with chain guide and tensioner)
intake air control valve
Radiator Coolant temperature sensor
Outside temperature sensor (the one that reads on the dashboard cluster)

Thanks

Hmm, you say she has a fat a** , but do you love her? Do you know that if she goes on eating without exercising she will definitely turn into a whale in the near future.

You need to man up and act fast so you don’t lose that ass or worse still spoil it for everybody. See op, don’t act the sissy at times like this.

Wake up at 2am one very good morning and go sit on your chair in the parlor. Switch on the lights and sit comfortably but purposefully (tv must be off), grab your measuring tape or a long thin rope on your way.

Call her out of bed to you, command her to stand and face sideways in front of you then spank her a** once forcefully with your right hand (to clear the sleep out of her eyes)

Then with your left hand take the measuring tape and from the tip of her titts drop it straight down to the ground. There should be a small gap from the point where the tape touches the ground to the tip of her feet (if the tape dropped directly on her feet as you placed it then I really pity you already)

This space is measurable and totally dependent on how busty your woman is, MEASURE THIS SPACE IN FRONT OF HER.

You see that space ... the exact length of that space is called THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

Spank her a** again, draw her right ear and tell her these exact words below;

Iya record this measurement. Because any day your belle protrude cross this line na time for my new wife to enter this house too.

Then stand up, switch off the lights and go back up to bed and continue sleeping. I swear that woman will know there is fire on the mountain and act accordingly.

Ehen? and so? let him grow his followers before he starts disturbing the poor girl to leave what she’s doing and start following him too.

he’s asking her to follow him to his bedroom, this one wan comot the paroles for Twitter where him never even conquer the girl curve am immediately

after spending minutes negotiating he finally landed at 2.8

all of you that play FPS games dey try

Imagining explaining the orientation of the game and human viewpoint on the tv screen to an noob

Hmmm. Woman matter fight?

GAZZUZZ:
Bucket list, build a race track on several acres of land, teach drifting with own cars.

In 9ja

Just remember to reserve a corner of your acre for a morgue and tiny cemetery too

Oh lord. This recession will make coys that wanted to do charity for others drop many beneficiaries.

I don’t even know what to pray for again concerning Nigeria because even if they manage to send the aid out to us our politicians are likely to embezzle it.

Chai! Pity Elon musk never finish that him spaceX stuff till now. Billionaires for don buy ticket to holiday in space well well.

What’s all this ‘sorry’ - ‘sorry’ and fake-fake apologies I’m seeing on this thread? Where’s the phone number of the people we’re not yet sure are still alive

If it’s someone owing N400 now that persons number would have been pasted all over the thread, but if it’s to confirm the well-being of a client after an impromptu drop off you all will start playing to each other’s galleries

Double standards and hypocrisy. Let me see who will come and start dragging unpaid fares here again when you all are yet to treat this matter on ground as a priority that it definitely is.

where is the phone number of the rider that ordered so someone else can confirm the story the felicity guy told us here? Or you think because he said he called them later to check on them he must have told the truth

Well... unless the story was fabricated then let it rest but still there’s no harm in someone else verifying. Just for posterity sake.

PASTE THE NUMBER !!!

Ikenna351:
If your average speed on highway is more than 100 km/h, stay away from Double King Tyres sold in Nigeria for now, unless you have zero love for yourself. They explode on high-speed at will.

Just because they are too cheap doesn't mean they are good deals. Your life depends on tyre qualities on highway or high vehicle speed.

Ikenna351, Lion King - Monk.

Unless it’s a bad batch, new Double king tyres should shoe a family sized sedan for 3 years before it starts malfunctioning.

I used one set extensively and ran it extensively using my own driving style and situations. The batch I used was produced in 2013. By 2017 the threads were still within tolerable conditions on all tyres but the sidewalls had begun to show trace signs of cracking.

The car was parked for like 8 months altogether because of my travels during that time and although I don’t commute far on a daily basis I travel a distance of over 600 kilometers 4 times a year.

Well, I decided to use them again so I’m going 3 years and changing... unless I bought a bad batch of which by the end of this year I will definitely find out. I usually hear tales of people’s own blowing out or threads wearing fast but it may also depend on the way they use and maintain the suspension components of their car.

Double king = 3 years guaranteed use (for me)

dicksonadams:
How much for this donlop self

I don’t really know oh, try hold 40k each as you dey go price am. You fit carry small change come back.

I used double king for 4 years. on the fifth year one vulcanizer showed me ‘koko’ on one of them so I put another set of 4 dk tyres again the next week.

I think the tyres are good for private use. If your roads are fair and ride isn’t too heavy then expect at least 3 years use from them. Just buy the right size for your car, balance and align.

Donlop, continental and it’s mates can give you up to 10 years of guaranteed use of you have the cash for it.

So she couldn’t post it on her wall and leave out putting her face?

Awon kobic 1-9 slaymama... still slaying on even if na till death lol

oshe! Get well soon

She’s just showing off. Making you to realize her kid is cute and intelligent for her age. She wants you to acknowledge her kid as a protege. Who can already handle small tasks without trouble.

Plus, the kid has to learn to handle cutlery on time too.

But Na wah oh, this ya question self

Do church/mosque/traditional marriage and forget about reception

Omo, Na now all those guys wey Dey save siiince for wedding supposed take advantage ohh. The only expensive things you go buy Na bridal wears and groom suits ... them the ring.

No reception... yay!!!

Wey that sista wey Dey disturb me for marriage that year self ...

So... 150k, punna and quarrel Na him make these three deadbody lie down for grand

Na real wah

Acidosis:
With a production capacity of just 100 in one month. This thing must not escalate in this country.


This wan pass some audio promises from an auto company that relies on semi-finished raw materials from Wuhan

Which one are you manufacturing or supplying right now that’s making your brain malfunction?? Is inno the one that brought the virus to Nigeria or is he professing solution?

Oya kneel down, close ya eyes and fly ya hands mugun. Acid burn ya left eye

deleson:
The comments across the thread show there are too many issues with Honda Accord.

Zero my mind on getting it and best wishes to users.

Have you also checked the Toyota, Lexus, Mercedes etc threads? Don’t those ones have pages upon pages of complaints too??

Oga luvinhubby abeg how much is new timing chain and tensioner for 2004 accord 4cyl abeg

Osibanjo?? President

TAAAAAA!!!

ordinary errand boy wey him Oga wey get eye problem go see white call am black and osibanjo go gree keep quiet??

No way oh... instead let them go and ‘mould’ another jibirin and replace the old bubu.

Meanwhile, tell felicity to drop the phone number of the love makers that he threw away on 3mb for us to ring.

If it rings ... fine

If they pick ... good

If no dialing tone or number available ... murder/missing persons case loading lol

Gbam! Op is right.

Carelessness, Illiteracy and ignorance are all that made humpty-dumpty fall from the wall.

Kyari and bubu will shatter into many small pieces if they didn’t import their oyibo doctor here to treat them lol

See, the reason is simple.

He was careless and ignorant... that’s all

He is very old too , maybe a trace of senility too but he shouldn’t worry, all his problems will be gone in a few days tops.

maasoap:
I guess this particular quote from the report was meant for foolish people like you

Mumu, sickness that worries a human will lead to two things ... recovery or death. Why would you automatically think I’m wishing him the latter

Oya remove ya cap and kneel down ...

#spits on his head

#rub my palms together to generate heat

#sakpa’s his now shinny bald head