₦airaland Forum

Bubu and FG will never allow SE create and run any form of recognized security outfit. Let them not waste their time trying. Even if they do it will just be a gagged low level vigilante group that the police will still control.

It’s better the elders gather their village youths and arm them so they can finish off the marauding Fulani bandits and herdsmen ‘extrajudicially’ ... that the only way they can win the farmland grabbing war.

oh so Jehovah’s Witness speak pure language?

Forget the video, I’ve learnt something new today

Xavfra:
Aswr without lights on it feels extremely great...

Yes naw, it’s heavenly. Your imagination will be running as wild as you can imagine

CosmicJames:
I like the light on. I want to see your face and full body shape. I don't want to be looking for that thing. But I equally enjoy light off. The only thing I hate is when I'm tired and she still wants more.
I can't come and be killing myself!

Okay I know why you like light, you’re not like me that like to rent cheap ugly oloshos for short time

but truly, apart from seeing boobi jiggling upandan or banging miss Nigeria to dey look her face omo abeg comot that bulb. I nor need see sh*t

pairs2kay:
In Lagos.
Ac needs gas tho and gear needs attention
But in good buy and drive condition.

My friend Delete that buy and drive you wrote up there. That’s the only sentence in your advert that makes you look less sensible.

Remember common sense isn’t common.

Op the guy is running upandan in this romance section. Just mention him and tell him to repost the message nah

Op, you will need to first write ‘HAYI’ .... then send like 3 different nude pictures and you’re set.

Very easy. Just remember to buy a nice ring and wear it on your ‘pee-pee’ before taking the pictures

Op you better forget your lord of the rings gf and resign that ya job then stay with the poor woman or do you think you will see another free ‘no strings attached’ punna in the offshore?

Tell the woman to pay you 80% of the salary you will receive at that job every month sha so you go dey f*ck still dey get savings.

Rainy days abound

op in this type of situations you should always weigh the ‘cons’ of remaining at your present state of employment. Something Like, What’s the worse that can happen while you:

Teach = a bunch of SS2 girls gang rape you till your dick breaks and you pass out (or you flog alahaji’s prized wife/daughter)

Security Guard = armed robbers use your life to count scores and walk over your corpse with huge bags of cash.

Choose your poison wisely. The two ugly scenarios only happen ONCE in the course of your employment and it’s over.

Life is a bed of roses but remember that roses have THORNS on their stems so lie on that bed softly lest you get pricked

Oshigun:
Ode. No one reckons with you enemies-of-progress anymore. All you can do, because of your cursed leader who let you down horribly, is to wish misfortune on others out of envy and bad belle over what you crave yet your cowardly and greedy leaders are too useless to deliver.

The point you are too hateful and slow to note is that you can hardly win storming a well-fortified fortress if indeed the Fulani-led FG had allowed the South to become that. Same way quota system is to aid the laggard North is how slack security is to prevent the apprehension and jailing of Fulani militants. Or are you going to feign ignorance of how Fulani marauders arrested in the morning by vigilante groups are released into the community in the evening by our police and armed forces?

Minus complicity of political power and sabotage by our armed forces, militant Fulani herdsmen will not be difficult to deal with and keep out of the South by a well-trained, intelligent and well-armed local security force.

Yen-yen-yen.... your leaders helped foist the useless Fulani government upon us all. It’s only justified that they terrorize your region so you have a dose of your medicine.

No matter what you feel, the fact is that the Amotekun we are hearing about now is 100% different from the one you were cheering about in December last year. It is now a hand tool of the caliphate.

In fact, I live in lag, 20yrs and counting and speak fluent afonja so I can join too

But

I’d rather watch. Your Amotekun can’t even be armed with AK47, you will use juju, skulls and Dane guns to fight the herdsmen. Just take an small small oh, Fulani don’t play lie lie but yaribanza sabi go front and back -left and right well well.

Remember to use freshly decomposed skulls for your juju else it won’t be effective against AK47 bullets

JONNYSPUTE:
..The offfing light before sex is where I'm talking

ahn-ahn... but why should offing light be confusing to you? What is it you want to be looking at clearly while you’re f*cking?

Her face? The pillow? Bedsheets? How to wear the condom properly?? I mean, it’s not like you’ve not seen them before and won’t see them after the deed.

Don’t you know that when you f*ck your ancestors are always in the room counting and clapping for you as they cheer you on? It’s the only way you give them descendants so they have to make sure you’re doing it right. You won’t see them but they are there.

I don’t like the way the light flashes against my dick while I thrust in and out of the wet hole ... well, that plus ... the pervy ancestors

We all have em

Lights I hate the lights on when I f*ck. I don’t want to see your face, the rest I can do by touch and feel.

But truly, there’s absolutely no need for lights. Join me and hate it so you can have a wonderful sexperience.

The other thing I hate is hearing the words ‘harder-harder’, as if I resemble pneumatic drill

Hmmm so op will receive NL pm, reply, go to meet the guy, hang out, f*ck, say bye bye and return home then repeat the exercise again the next day until she has tasted 70% of NL Hot males so she can have enough statistical data to create her theory that (refer to title of thread). Her waka no be here oh ...

Op ... more sole to your slippas. When you go taste me naw? Make I send pm?

JONNYSPUTE:
...I know you are joking but continue. It's very funny thou

No jokes man. The day you divulge your full secrets to your wife is the day you use your hand to slice your life expectancy in half.

Ask around, REAL men will confirm

Oshigun:
Shut up bruv. You don't mean for the SW well and your last statement confirms it. Fulani's "don't play" because the power-that-be empower them to act like that. Their man strength is the knowledge they can cause mayhem over Nigeria and murder others in cold blood with no repercussion at all.

Without FG interference, an intelligence-driven approach to security in the SW will decimate marauders quickly. They may be brutal but when has that ever been the only quality needed to win a stand-off? Al Qaeda don't play either. They behead and kill gruesomely yet they are the same people an American munching an apple can kill casually with a remote-controlled drone.

Virtually all the Brits who joined terror groups , like Jihadi John et al, have been killed by well-planned and precise drone attacks aided by technological intelligence (like face-recognition capability) about their whereabout. If the Fulani-led FG does not interfere to start abetting Fulani marauders then we will see how long it will take an armed and intelligent Amotekun to rid the SW of killer herdsmen to leave the decent and law-abiding Fulani cattle rearers.

Yawns ! Leave all this epistle for your afonja bible jor. We are in Nigeria so forget what UK and US are doing about their own terror concerns.

I’m watching to see the first batch of Fulani bandits your house cat chases out of the bush.

Mention me when it happens

Op what’s wrong with you? Why fight while you both can ‘share’? You and the soldier should sit down over some bottles of beer and create a sharing formula.

Monday’s, Wednesday’s and Friday’s Na your turn. Leave the rest for soldier. Remember to pray his Oga sends him to sambisa sha before he wrecks the punna for you.

Remember that Sharing is caring... plus, there’s love involved in it

Yes naw as a man you need to have secrets from your wife. Especially your phone and bank account balance.

In fact I’m so secretive that I always remember to switch off the lights when we f*ck. She dare not see the shape or color of my dick lest she recognizes it somewhere else (like in a leaked sex video, xvideos etc)

One can’t be too careful with a human you can divorce the next minute. Also depending on where/how you were wedded she might take ‘HALF’ of your total worth when you kick her out of your house.

solmus:
if the cat was amotekun, the dead rat is criminal tribes everywhere

Amen oh! It’s what I’m praying your Amotekun achieves or else it’s bye bye to your farmlands before the next 12 months tops.

As you and your governors already know ... dem Fulani herdsmen don’t play

Dead Amotekun. The cheetah that has been reduced to a house cat chasing after rats in the kitchen.

Afamed:
And who has finally gone now?

Your daddy

Does Congo count as being in ‘abroad’? I have traveled to DRC and their air and women smell the same

I dunno why ... sniff-sniff

Op it’s a given fact that oloshos usually reach out to the male folk first.

Especially when you’re walking past a brothel and the ladies are outside whistling to you and calling you ‘fine boy’ just so you can come and be their client for the night.

Op, you might end up falling in love and marrying a retired olosho with this your mindset. Be prepared

Uzo has started packing his load out of government house already

Uzodinma is going... going ... GONE!

wow! See nice ‘buy and drive’ car with gear issues here with a nice price too.

Remember no questions, just payment needed.