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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by Contango(m): 11:25am On May 23, 2021
achillesfoot:
In simple terms you lost the battle because you couldn't withstand the storm when your faith was tested. You ran back to your comfort zone. Timidity dwells in you yet you are looking for a rich life. let me tell you that God used that guy to remove you from your comfort zone, you should have remained in Lagos and faced the street. There would your glory locate you. You forget Abraham didn't know his destination when he left his father's house. He had a choice of returning but he didn't. As for that one writing textbook dishing advice, where I knew he's a fraud is after saying he makes more than half a million, yet he's still asking for tithe, yes his advice is an eye opener however his claims are false. It's my job to sniff out lies in a perfectly painted truth. No man will ever reveal what he actually makes so I caught him there.. In summary all I have to say is you messed up. You did what you knew best and that's running back to mommy. Enjoy your breast milk.

This is definitely the dumbest comment so far.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, Juventus Players Celebrate Coppa Italia Final Win (Photos) by Contango(m): 1:57pm On May 20, 2021
2pep:
In the absence of Crocodile, they are managing Agama Lizard. cool

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Won The National Cup In Three Different Countries by Contango(m): 12:12pm On May 20, 2021
constance500:



Soooo dry undecided

But you got the point, which is the ultimate aim.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Won The National Cup In Three Different Countries by Contango(m): 11:00am On May 20, 2021
iPhone chargers only work on iPhones and iOS devices but Infinix chargers can charge all kinds of phones like Tecno, Xiaomi, Gionee, Samsung, Bluetooth headphones, Power banks and even PS4 pad. It doesn’t make Infinix more valuable than iPhone chargers. Rather, it is easier to find, borrow or even replace Infinix chargers.

Ronaldo is like an Infinix charger that has charged Lisbon(Tecno), Man U(Xiaomi), Real Madrid(Samsung) and Juventus(PS4 pad) but Messi has been charging iPhones (Barcelona) since I took interest in watching soccer.

Let me roll another wrap of weed

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Ignores Protesting Workers, Attends Conference In Kaduna (Photos) by Contango(m): 4:45pm On May 19, 2021
Kriss216:
Short people are naturally evil cool

What about Buhari that is tall? grin

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Programming / Re: How Do You Overcome Laziness And Dizziness When Working by Contango(m): 12:56pm On May 19, 2021
EkenmaPeter:
How do you over come laziness and dizziness when working
Just as the topic stated , i will like us to share experience how you over come laziness and also dizziness when working on a client project, task or a pet project.

Laziness can be as a result of an easy task that you can implement in some minute or hours but took you 2 days to do, and dizziness is when you have to stay awake all night mostly for remote guys working for foreign client with different time zone.

How do you manage to balance sacrifice, discipline and commitment when working?

Take coffee morning and at noon.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Moving His Fleet Of Super Cars, Hinting Juve Exit (Video) by Contango(m): 8:35pm On May 17, 2021
Penaldo...Sharp guy!!!!

First he jumped Everton, Newcastle, Sheffield and ran to Man U, an already established team, claiming new challenge. It worked for him

Next, he jumped Espanyol, Sevilla and Atletico Madrid to hide in Real Madrid, an already established team for “new challenge”. Still worked

Then left for Juventus, an already established team thinking it was business as usual but his format con cast for that area. grin grin grin

This thing really pain Ronaldo no be small, this one that he chose to park out at night. Reminds me of how Nicodemus sneaked at night to meet Jesus.

Now baba wan japaa go PSG where championship looks sure. grin

Baba no wan conquer Europa. Even the Europa league fit cast for am cheesy

Ronaldo is definitely not close to the best player in the world but definitely the smartest gambler cheesy

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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: Money Spent On A Girlfriend Attracts No Blessing by Contango(m): 10:25am On May 09, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
Bitter Reno.

Any man that won't spend heavily on me, I will dump his sorry ass. Leave trash for gutter. sad

And what is wrong with working hard to earn enough money to spend? That way you get to do whatever you like whenever you want with no sense of indebtedness angry
Fashion / Re: She Called Me Irresponsible Because Of My Hairstyle (pictures) by Contango(m): 10:20am On May 03, 2021
You may not be irresponsible per se, it’s just that most thieves, robbers, area boys and a lot of irresponsible touts are known to fancy such hairstyles. Coincidence? It is not different from the way we assume that ladies that frequently post photos taken in exotic hotels, wearing provoking outfits with long nails etc are either prostitutes or runs girls, in which 9 out of 10 often turn out to be one.

I don’t blame her though. Her conclusion about you might not be absolutely true, but it is nonetheless statistically valid.

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Family / Re: My Friend Was Caught Peeping At His Brother's Wife In The Shower Today by Contango(m): 9:30pm On May 01, 2021
Organize and give the 15 year old boy better beating cheesy

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Business / Re: BUA, Lummus Sign Contract For The Construction Of 285,000tpa Polypropylene Unit by Contango(m): 12:28pm On May 01, 2021
oluwasegun007:
Even though I dont know what Polypropylene is,

In as much as its giving that senior man with black ass like my own sleepless night....I'm in grin

Polypropylene is one of the many derivatives of petroleum and natural gas and has an ever increasing demand globally. It is a tough, low density(light) chemical resistant material that has a lot of unimaginable domestic and industrial applications due to its special properties. Common items made from polypropylene include carpets, clothes, medical equipment, aircraft interior parts, roofing membranes (for water proofing), reinforcement of concretes etc.

What this means is that our Igbo brothers who are quite innovative will soon begin to manufacture these things locally because of readily available source of raw materials for these things, reducing or hopefully eliminating the need for importing them.

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Pets / Re: The Giant Bird I Caught Within My Compound. Please What Is The Name? by Contango(m): 11:53am On Apr 28, 2021
Donbabafx1:
I'm damned scared, it looks like a threat but I dont what to burn it yet

To chop the bird dey hungry your dog cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will You Quit Your Job And Travel Abroad For Studies? by Contango(m): 2:42pm On Apr 22, 2021
FineUsername:
Lets say you've a first degree, a PGD in different discipline and you're currently running a professional course which is related to your first degree and job; saving an average of 1.5m Naira a year from your work. Then, boom! An all full tuition scholarship (undergraduate) came with a monthly allowance of approximately 30k Naira. Location? China! Course? Same discipline with your first degree.

Will you resign from your current position for the scholarship?

Reasons.

Very hard to say but let me narrate my own experience.

I resigned a six figures job for PTDF MSc overseas scholarship in the UK. The course was directly related to my discipline. Even though I met a lot of opposition to my decision to quit the job for masters, I still did because I knew that that was very much what I wanted. I was very much interested in the course and cared less if I had to struggle in the job market again...I even posted my dilemma here on naira land with a different moniker and most nairalanders adviced me against the msc except those that had gone abroad before

Thank God I didn’t listen to those telling me to continue with my job at that time.

On returning, I spent a year at home but within that period, I got three job offers. The one I eventually took pays roughly four times my previous job, plus Job security, oppotunities to travel out and other beautiful incentives.

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Family / Re: That Childish Act You Still Engage In As An Adult by Contango(m): 4:12pm On Apr 20, 2021
1. I still do basic numericals with my fingers sometimes. You will just be hearing me whisper four...five....six angry

It is weird because the people that know me expect me to do these additions off the top of my head.

2. I watch cartoons. Not those nice cartoons like justice league, croods etc, the really “childish” ones like South Park, Family Guy, American Dad etc cheesy

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Travel / Re: Have you Ever Missed Your Flight Due To Lagos Traffic? Share Your Experience by Contango(m): 9:23pm On Apr 19, 2021
Took off from Ikoyi around 3pm to Ikeja airport for a flight to Abuja scheduled for departure around 5:30pm. Still didn’t make it due to crazy traffic.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, Barcelona Players Celebrate Copa Del Rey Trophy Win (Photos,Video) by Contango(m): 6:53am On Apr 18, 2021
7th Ballon D’or Loading...

Meanwhile, someone in Italy is plotting to lift another Dubai D’or. cheesy

Lionel Messi, the Truest Culer

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Are 2021 Copa Del Rey Champions (Pics) by Contango(m): 11:04pm On Apr 17, 2021
Haters are coming in 3...2....1... grin
Food / Re: Pizza Or Shawarma: Which Do You Prefer? by Contango(m): 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2021
Shawarma any day. Pizza is the most over rated snack angry

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Education / Re: What Was Your Survival Job Oversea As A Student by Contango(m): 11:06am On Apr 17, 2021
Back then in UK, Manchester to be precise, I did the following. Not that I did not have money o, (I was on full scholarship all through) I just wanted extra bucks. tongue
1. Amazon (warehouse operations)
2. JD Sports (warehouse operations)
3. Ethiad Stadium (Steward)
4. Old Trafford stadium (Ball boy) angry

We suffer no be small in those days but it is rapidly paying off now cheesy

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Fashion / Re: Mass Production of Skimpy Clothes: Sisters How Have You Been Coping? by Contango(m): 6:53pm On Apr 12, 2021
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Travel / Re: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by Contango(m): 11:29am On Apr 07, 2021
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Politics / Re: Brewery Named Biggest Taxpayer In Kaduna, Despite Sharia by Contango(m): 2:29pm On Mar 29, 2021
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Religion / Re: How Does A Person Know That He Or She Has The Heavenly Calling? by Contango(m): 11:54am On Mar 28, 2021
I might sound condescending here but I’ve got no other way of putting it in all honestly.

It is very dangerous to put the Bible or Quran in the hands of people with very low IQ angry
Business / Re: Report Banks Hoarding FOREX, CBN Tells Nigerians by Contango(m): 5:53pm On Mar 23, 2021
I really need more explanation on this. How do we know when a bank is hoarding forex??

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Sports / Re: Leo Messi Surpasses Ronaldo In Total Number Of Non Penalty Career Goals by Contango(m): 6:05pm On Mar 22, 2021
BlackHummer:
Goat Messi!!!

You may say that again
Sports / Re: Leo Messi Surpasses Ronaldo In Total Number Of Non Penalty Career Goals by Contango(m): 6:04pm On Mar 22, 2021
ElasticStone:


Baba Leo Chukwudi Messi.

Always putting his critics on their toes with his performance.

Well said wink
Sports / Leo Messi Surpasses Ronaldo In Total Number Of Non Penalty Career Goals by Contango(m): 5:42pm On Mar 22, 2021
My guess is that it is gradually becoming apparent who the true GOAT is

cheesy

Cc: semid4lyfe, honeric01

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Sports / Re: Juventus Present Cristiano Ronaldo Iconic 770th Career Goal Jersey (Photos) by Contango(m): 2:42pm On Mar 22, 2021
Kingcalls:


Took to final is not same as winning the final...they dont give 2 cups... he lost in the final and when u loose in the final,it means u failed ...so he is a failure for his national team...junior teams are not recognised...cos if it was, they wud have added the goals he scored in the Olympics and junior WC to the number of international goals that he has presently

The second best student in a national competition and the best in state competition, which is better?

Try to be logical when presenting your argument.
Sports / Re: Juventus Present Cristiano Ronaldo Iconic 770th Career Goal Jersey (Photos) by Contango(m): 12:59pm On Mar 22, 2021
Kingcalls:



Look at how foolish u sound...what sort of stupid question...is it not yvwe say let him join another league lets see how he will perform...the reason for this is that he has failed woefully for Argentina... as long as he is a failure for Argentina let him prove himself somewhere else ... xavi and iniesta were the main men and that was when the Spanish national team and barca were at their best... since those 2 retired, Spain and barca became sh.it ... just look atvthe way they embarrass barca and messi back to back to back to back ...fake ewure

You call someone that took his country to second position in the toughest league (World Cup) and first in U21 a failure? I am convinced that a lot of you lots argue not from facts but cynicism. angry

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Religion / Re: Are All Sins Equal? by Contango(m): 11:16am On Mar 21, 2021
House1411:


masturbating is not a sin.... other mamals engage in this form of act

By this same logic, murder is not a sin because lions murder their preys sad
Phones / Re: Telcos To Block Millions From Mobile Banking Over Banks Debt by Contango(m): 11:53am On Mar 14, 2021
The very moment I saw zenith bank doing an aggressive marketing on the application for USSD, I knew there was fire on the mountain. Lol

These banks posted huge profits as at the end of 2020 financial year, I cannot help but wonder why settling a basic current debt is now an issue.

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