₦airaland Forum

Penaldo our guy!!!

Ronaldo is player with the highest goals to trophy ratio

jmoore:
Una get money, why una never consider solar?

233k a month is 2.76 milion a year.

I rather invest 10 million naira in solar than allow those DISCOs benefit from over pricing.

It is a rented apartment. The nature of the estate will not really allow for installation of Solar. Moreover, the capital cost for the installation of solar is very high for the duty I’d require

AmazingGenius:
https://leadership.ng/new-tariff-band-a-homes-may-spendn170000-on-electricity-monthly/

I spend 233k monthly based on this new tariff. I wan die!

- 3 LG inverter ACs
- microwave
- 2 bath water heater
- washing machine
- maxi dispenser
- gaming: ps5, virtual reality.
-OLED TV

I pity people with more devices. They go spend reach 400k

I must commend their creativity. I give them 100% for their thought process even though what they did is garbage.

If any of them continue in the sciences and engineering, particularly when they start engineering thermodynamics and come across thermodynamic cycles and exergy analysis, they will look back and laugh at their project.

Nevertheless, they will need competent mentors. I think they have a very bright future

eunikgirl:
Some people don't read 😒. In the email, did you see anything about school certificates or statement of results? Biko go and read

Lol, I won’t blame them.

I’ve gone for an exam before only to be asked for my secondary school certificate out of the blues. I was like this wasn’t stated in your invite but the receptionist made a very dumb argument that when ever one is coming for any exams or interview, common sense requires you come with ALL your credentials.

OP has probably encountered one of such people hence the unrest.

FIFA must have paid Haaland to say this.

Penaldo fans are coming with their weed

Used my entire savings to buy car for my Mom and Dad each. They don too try for me.

What will pain Ronaldo fans the most is that they have absolutely no argument to fault this because result of the votes is out in the open for all to see.

I can see Beverlyjean abi na Billy Jean up there is already lost for words and scratching her head to compose even a scintilla of antithesis to prove why Messi shouldn’t win. Watch how her likes will shout “rigging” even when the results are out for them to see.

The average Penduan would prefer Alvarez, Haaland, Giroud or even Lukaku to win ahead of Messi.

If this were to be a car, it would be called “End of Discussion”. In Mortal Kombat, it is called Brutality. In Tekken, we call it K.O.

The baby was dadsitting

mariahAngel:
So, how did you meet your wife and get her to fall for you?

Not giving a damn does not mean I’m a cruel person.

I just don’t give a damn about anyone: There is no one I can’t forego. Absolutely no one. I don’t just give a damn about anyone. People even think I have a spiritual problem

Years ago, I was so freaking broke, had only one clean shirt but was still very selective of the kind of people in my life. Never begged anyone for money, never disturbed anyone, drank my garri in peace, people called me a snub…I just didn’t give a damn.

It got worse when God finally picked my call. I earn 7 figures monthly in naira and I still maintained that “not give a damn attitude” and people think I’m this way cuz I have money…not knowing I’ve always being like this. Even in my current office where people try to be in good books with our Leads, DMs, Managers, EDs,…me I just dey my dey. Lol

I am skeptical of meeting dignitaries and traditional leaders because I don’t have the capacity to do that servile display of humility that Nigerians normally do when they meet such people. I feel they will see me as a spoilt brat.

My wife dey try sha

folake4u:
Hello. Congrats on the birth of your child.

You can take your Mum to:
1. Deepend Cinemas. Asides the cinemas, they have fun and recreational facilities there.
2. Kada Plaza and Cinemas.
3. Mat-Ice. They also have fun games for children and adults who'd like to experience what it feels to be a child again.
4. National Museum for sight seeing.
5. Edo State Civil Service Club. They usually have nice barbecue and live band (the last time I went sha).
6. Ogba Zoo (The atmosphere is relaxing and can be used as picnic time, so you get more bonding time with your Mom).
7. Wesley Hotel. (They have a good live band). One of my faves.
8. 360 Lounge: Also nice. (You can check their page on IG).They also have an Oldies' Wednesday.
9. Igun Street. She can visit there to know the arts and culture of the Benin people and also get souvenir from there.
10. Reign Arcades and Games. Nice place. They also have a nice restaurant.

There are a lot of places in Benin though, they're just hidden.

Wow, thanks. You did justice to my request 🙏

bosco9:
Kada plaza, reign restaurant, wesley hotel night life/life band, jokers, there is one opposite Stella obasanjo hospital I have forgotten the name, e plenty na

The only kool thing about Kada plaza is the cinema

Decarbonisation:
Una no get shop rite?

Still under construction. I’d have loved a park or a beach

Guys, my mom came in to Benin for Omugo and I’d like to give her a time of her life. But it seems Benin is dead boring.

Abeg could you give me a list of places I could take her out to during this festive period in Benin? Abeg treat as urgent. Cost is not a limiting factor, thanks.

mariahAngel:
We never see food chop belleful, na to feed fowl?

No mind am. Where the fowl go even dey? Something wey I go roast chop with the fonio

You might save 49 naira but what’s the impact on the Reid Vapor Pressure? You just want to save naira at the expense of increasing the risk of knocking people’s car engines.

APOPTOSIS:

Imagine screaming from the earth to the sky shouting "siuuuu" on top of penalty inside "Walai Talai League"

This his Penalty record is enough 2 earn him Ballon D'or

More like Penal D’Or

The following games are available for sale in Benin. All CDs are original. Interested persons should email me at socialmediaxplore@gmail.com

Prices are non negotiable. I no get time and energy

Brand New:
- SiFu PS5: 38k
- Hogwarts legacy PS5: 42k

Neatly used PS4 CDs
-God of war: 12k
-Uncharted The Lost legacy: 15k
-Grand theft auto: 12k
-Spider-Man: 13k (original casing is missing. Packaged in another casing)
-Metal Gear Solid V: 12k (original casing is missing. Packaged in another casing)


Quote this message if I don’t respond to your email within an hour

NNPC is no longer a regulator!

Hopefully, infinix would use Lord Al Nassr for theirs.

Airsplech:
Toyota corolla 2008
Manual transmission
Price: 800k

Faults

Needs body work
Full light and rear light needs to be replaced
Car Interior needs to be changed
Side mirror to be replaced.


Reason for selling: Selling because its just taking space ever since dad died and there is no need for it anymore. We've got other cars.


Engine is sound, never fixed.
It can be tested before payment is made.


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The cost of PlayStation 5, extra pad and 3 original game CDs is what you’re asking someone to pay for this car. Fear God na 😂😂😂

Karleb:
Dividing numbers using that table. As basic as it is, I never knew how to do it.

It’s actually the most useless topic in maths. 😂

How many spoons of fuel? SMH

Who voted for him as course rep in the first place? I am sure responsible people were in the class but trust Nigerian students to vote for the popular clown.

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgoIH03LcsI

Check out this N4.6million naira barbeque fish ♥️

#wetindeyhappentv

Lexus Fish

spencekat:
KPMG?

Yea. Don’t get me wrong though, KPMG ain’t bad, but it wasn’t worth half the stress and pressure for me. I had other priorities. I think pWC should be better cuz most of my colleagues then were always writing PwC aptitude tests

Opurumiri:
It happens... Sometimes we come to realise that all the struggle and hustle are all for what!!! Nothing but chasing after the wind. I have experienced something similar to this before.

Some years ago I was working with a very big firm(Deliotte). I was paid a fantastic salary, allowances etc. But one day I came back home and decided right there that I was leaving the job because I felt so empty. So I resigned!! My family thought I was mad or something but for me I needed peace!!

Same way I left KPMG😂

But I now work with an NOC though. This life sha!

Sirchiboy:
Comments can come in now

That’s wickedness. I pay my house help 40k and I even feel it’s small

Omoawoke:
Try checking them in summer.. and it depends on which part of UK

Chief, at all times within the school premises, everyone knew what to wear at the right time. I schooled in the University of Manchester FWI.

Where did you school?

Omoawoke:
Lol, this people need to see what’s happening in western worlds.
Girls practically work around naked especially during this summer

Shut up!!! I schooled in the UK and never for once did I see any indecent dressing within the school premises. They all dressed smart and looked fit as though they were going for a war!!!