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illicit:
My dick will not even rise....

Sometimes d!ck do fear for the life of its master

Na man u be dias

No surprise. Ronaldo na Livescore ambassador. Na correct sentiment.

You are not alone. Sucide is not an option trying doing things you can't do before don't do drugs and get a girl friend. Fvck your anxiety and shyness awayl

Does she wants to sell the medal

Nifemi this could be us

Jesus! What a waste of life. He didn't value his life

No physical evidence though

Thank you all for this amazing responses. I'm so grateful.

Thank you for this piece of advice

Hello house,
I'm in love with a lady but I am not ready for marriage neither she is. But the problem is i will be travelling out of the country for studies and also to stay. The problem is I'm thinking if i should foster the relationship with this lady or should plan to get get a lady abroad. Issues of commitment crises in relationship bothers me a lot.
Pardon any grammatical errors

Here we go

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This is money well spent. He didn't spend on leeches and both parties are happy at the end.

Se iyi lo tun kan bai �

Baba thank God. You can turn it to fun. Like that opor keh guy with the long neck

Man will not understand.

Dreyton36:
Computer village na we home
For Otigba street na there we they push the funds of buying our boys pc to bomb more ...

As at 2015 I go buy london used blackberry bold5
That time if you get bold 5 you fit nack all area babes
Naim I buy finish con enter bus under bridge outside computer village

One tall fair busty slim girl , very beautiful with a glowing skin come enter bus
Unto say me no they use eye see babe wey fair con gather big breast join , naim I hop in oo
I pass her go sit down near window seat while she dey centre
This fine babe con open laps down o, and my gbola con react straight unto say her bobby full like Nigeria problem

I put the bold 5 inside my pocket where our laps join together
I con they use my other blackberry touch 2 take chat for 2go
As a bad sharp guy I observe say this babe they put hand for my pocket o
The thin sef shock me say, how this kind fine babe go they do this kind thing
But base on say me no too dey rush things , I do like say I no see her and bus don move already lol

Naim we dey go o, the bus location na for people wey they go , Maryland, ojota, mile12
The cross bag wey she carry her new samsung phone they inside unzipped

Naim me sef kpake her own samsung , sharp guy no be thief na
When we con reach (Pekass, na club for ikeja) she dey tell driver say she wan come down , driver say he no dey refund money , she say no problem say she forget something, meanwhile I know wetin she dey try do lol

Naim she come down o, naim I tell her say
"Babe if you don return my bold 5, I go return your samsung she shock
She con dey run follow the bus
Naim I shout from afar say if she need am make she come ojota , I mention the street and house number

Omo like play she come ojota bc na her personal phone and when I weigh the phone E go reach 170k as at then
Omo she come ojota naim I nack her in different corners
I calm down nack her like person wey don make am for life
She still use her money buy me beer and weed join
And I make sure say I suck that breast like say my life depend on am


Lights up my kpoli in peace

This is superstore.. lol

Amotolongbo:
Imagine!
I could tell all countries of the world and their capitals before I clocked 16 cos I was so much in love with Atlas map since my childhood.
Reaching all countries on earth is my dream

And I’m here far older than her and haven’t traveled to any other country before than Biafra.

Receive visa ijn

LMS1:
What We Should Expect From This Collabo;
Olamide Part Of The Song:
"She Say Make I Put Firewood For The Fire,
I Say Omoge Omoge Give Me Your Greenlight,
Abi Sho fe Pa Mi Ni?,
Emini Badoo Mo Like Ibadi Re,
Ma Pa YBNL Boss Cus Mo Bad Gan
I Go Change Your Life Like You Dey Zeeworld
So Tell Me Sho Ma Do Re Mi So La Ti Do Titi Lala!!"

Sarkodie Part Of The Song:
" You Know What Time It Is,
AbadaBombidi!
Obadi Pem Peh (yea!)
Otovodi Ma Prah (quick!)
The Bigger The Ass The Expensive The Shit (one Time!)
Cus Oma Gunu Pede Ma Tra Ready For You (naw!)
Black Ebony Ma Kumo Ti Da Para Guno Ti For Me ( One Time!)
Shoutout To My TM And Accra Boys I Got Love For You (haba!)
So Ti Go Nu Am Pag Tra Ni Mo Ti Gonu Da Tivo Gam Pa To Our Enermies.... One Time Lets Go!
( Jay Z Hooks In)


I Nor Well Abeg

Thank God say u talk I wan konk ur head before.. lol��

Topspring:
When I was in school, someone referred a lady to me to teach some courses.

I didn’t have the time so recommended another friend to her.

The person I recommended her to didn’t also have the time to teach anyone.

One day, the lady came to me and my friend and was asking us to create time to teach her. As we tried to tell her why we couldn’t, one of my friends just picked interest in her instantly.

Benita (not her real name) was fair, moderate ass and good looking. She also had this manipulative look. My friend fell for the good looks.

Unfortunately, my friend was not wise too. He is a smart person but he lacked wisdom.

This Babe show am shegey.

Benita had two other room mate and all of them were a bit close to me. One of her room mate was a talker, anything that happened in the relationship, she told me.

Imagine telling someone that you are dating that you do not drink pure water only bottled water meanwhile the said lady is broke as fu***.

My guy was supplying bottled water to his babe every week ni oo and they will laugh at him. The other room mate was telling me everything but I thought it was just a joke because she talked a lot until I heard it from my guy when he and Benita had issues.

How was wailing that anything she asked for he provided... you be God ni?

He taught her well till she graduated with an upper credit.

Benita proudly told her friends how she was the lady that dis-virgined him.

I stylishly told my guy but he won’t listen. The only time you could talk to him is when they had issues.

After you talk to him, he would settle with Benita and tell her everything you said.

Imagine this, some cult guys that lived close to these ladies called my guy because they knew him and told him that Benita was using him.

They told him somethings Benita told them about him. They told my guy.

You know what my friend did?

After he and Benita settled, he told her about somethings she said and Benita knew who told him.

Benita went to the cult guys and told them they fu***cked up. The cult guys just use style remove themselves from the equation and settled with her.

Since then she and the cult guys became accomplice.

Anytime my guy and Benita had issues, she will tell the cult guys to call my guy that her food stuffs had finished.

“Call me Daniel, my food stuffs have finished”

When she finally broke up with him, the cult guys told us the part they knew about.

My guy cursed with his whole heart.

In 2019, Benita got married to a Nigerian app developer in Dubai.

The amount spent on engagement alone can hold a nice wedding in Nigeria.

Where was Karma?

Moral lesson: never be stupid because of love

There are benefits in being young and no benefit in being poor, shotiye

if promises were food nigerians should have been filled by now

smh! is it after all ladies in the world have been taking into full consideration

best thread in a while

#Pray for Nigeria..this terrible!

Righteousness89:
Prayer is Life!
Prayer has the Capability to Control events in the Spirtual and In the Physical. It's not a Crime to Pray!

I am also Praying For President Trump! I don't know how it's Gonna Happen! Neither do I Care what the Media or anyone says! Noise Makers will always Make Noise! Its a Hobby!
I Believe "There is Light at the End of the tunnel"
IT IS NOT OVER UNTIL IT IS OVER!

let's pray for our country this is our own Jerusalem and cross

enuff of all dis kain play..BEFORE E BECOME REALITY

happy birthday papa..man of wisdom

the black or blue one.. lol

see city like 3d graphics ..lovely

our heroes past ...