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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 9:42pm On Oct 06, 2011
slimshay:
Ha I knew you were suffering from amnesia. So there was no C.Ron when Demento splurged 17million on Nani.
see the arguments of a m[i]o[/i]ron? that summer, united had just won the league title. they splashed £60m that summer. bought hargreaves, anderson, nani and on-loan tevez. rio/vidic were flourishing, evra had come of age, midfield was superb and the attack was aiight.

compare that to arsenal trying to keep a team. arsenal that have not won a dime in years.
arsenal with no good goalkeeper and defenders whose intelligence are at par with apes?

MOTD specialist all presuming to know what is wrong with Arsenal. tongue
Abeg make I go outside before them lock me up for una ward.
serial w@nker, i just pray when you die, your autopsy would not show you were killed by excessive idiocy! grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 9:07pm On Oct 06, 2011
slimshay:
Ha, the old fart blows rancid air again. You were jus kissing the boy's ARSEnal. Is that what we need? 2 goals in 2 starts. . . . wait lemme check. M0r0n!!
and yet arsenal are in the bottom half of the table! you are a disgrace!!!
2 goals in 2 starts - good for the boy's career but not good for arsenal's campaign! in few years time, boy would move to a bigger team like van persie is trying to do now. like clichy, toure, adebayor, nasri, etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2011
dayokanu:
A man who is Unclad and hungry yet went to buy a movie ticket for a bargain price.

Is that a waste of money? YES

Simple common sense
shayo is daft!

no one has criticized oxdale - he is a prodigious talent. what i personally criticized was that he's not the merchandise arsenal needed.
had chelsea, man city, man utd or tottenham signed him, the transfer would have been hailed as a 'steal'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 8:57pm On Oct 06, 2011
slimshay:
Sharon, I called DK and pointedly called him on his disease, are you in his support group or something?
shayo, you are embarrassing yourself tonight. . . .
have you lost your ability to read and write? are you having your periodic brain-farts?
Phones › Re: Recommend A Blackberry by coogar: 8:55pm On Oct 06, 2011
Nickydrake:
Hello, I was wondering if one might find a brand new BB that features a 5megapixel camera (or higher) and wi-fi within the proce range of 30-35 thousand naira? If there's one of such, what's the model, and if there isn't, how much would such a BB go for?
get a 2nd-hand blackberry torch on ebay!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 8:48pm On Oct 06, 2011
slimshay:
Sharon, your moniker resemble DK? tongue The old fart can't speak for himself?
who is sharon? have you lost your ability to read?
this is a public forum - i have a constitutional right to comment on any of the comments i read here.
if it hurts your prostates, go jump into river niger!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 8:41pm On Oct 06, 2011
slimshay:
DK will u shattap?! You were here telling us he was a waste of money. You think everybody suffers from amnesia like you? tongue
he's a waste of money for arsenal.
it's like a man who's struggling to eat that went to buy a c-class benz! had wenger plugged all the holes in the arsenal team, then buying oxdale would have been hailed as a steal. but with the obvious holes in that team, signing him does not make any sense.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 8:08pm On Oct 06, 2011
Upright750:
Please my people i need help very urgent, my Iphone 3 gbs that is 32 gb, It refused to turn on after i had low battery. i put it on charging yet it rused to turn on even when the screen is showing the battery charging but if i remove the charger from charging it shows that the battery is not really charging. it just happen suddenly. never happen that before. i will appreciate it if any one can help me. thank you all.
you need to reset it!
Webmasters › Re: Seun: Why Nigerian Newspapers Fail by coogar: 8:01pm On Oct 06, 2011
Seun:
Yes, in theory.
not true!

nigerian newspapers fail because of the abject poverty in the country. newspapers should be the cheapest commodity in nigeria but i think it's too expensive. i believe newspapers should be 1/20th of the minimum wage per hour in any country but that's not the case in nigeria.
in a nutshell, the internet is cheaper in nigeria than buying newspapers - so it's a no brainer!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:26pm On Oct 06, 2011
4llerbuntu:
hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

buroda oniro oshi./

revise yourself AGAIN before one of your pals comes here to disgrace you tongue tongue tongue tongue
you said it was one. so how many is it now? oya revise it again.!! even a blue sef will never say this


BTW, nor dey come give us RAW AKAMU chop for NL again, POST YOUR OPTA STATS SOURCES. SIMPLE!!
whats so hard in that? lets see this "stats" you are always citing. photoshop is allowed for screenies, incase you do not want us to see links. webpage spoofing is also allowed.

opta-liar
i will start taking you serious when you stop weeding before you post!
Culture › Re: Divorce Rate Among Yoruba Couples & Igbo Couples by coogar: 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2011
Blazing88:
yorubas have choices. Igbos dont cos they have being bought (brideprice) so they must stay in d marriage by fire by force
which means the original poster is correct!

i dunno how it turned to "my tribe is better than yours".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 7:12pm On Oct 06, 2011
debosky:
What Ivan is saying is that the cash reserves of the club are more than the £26m we made from the CL last season, hence we won't need to sell players or cut costs dramatically to cope with the loss of that revenue. That is factually correct, but not beneficial in terms of inspiring supporters.
ivan should be sacked! if this man was a board of director in the club i support, i would be sending him a nasty email for heresy!
so these idiotic board of directors are relying on arsenal's turnover that were d[i]o[/i]ped up in the previous season. na every year una go dey sell flats at highbury? i laugh in boko haram!

I would've been pleased if he said we are determined to make the CL, not for the revenue it brings as we can live without it, but because we believe a club of our status should be competing at the highest level in Europe.
na so craze dey start - what do you expect?
this is the way to discern success-hungry board and the ones who are just there for the immediate financial gain!

The CEO's comments are completely separate issue from commercial revenue which is (slowly) growing and with a lot of potential to increase especially when deals are up for renewal in 2014.
haha! how would it grow if arsenal don't feature in the champions league(the best football competition in the world atm)?
in a habitat where man utd busted £103m in commercial revenue and are still saying they are just starting. . . .and their rival is satisfied with scraping the barrel is a bit hilarious! in wenger y'all trust! i would be here when arsenal relegate!!! grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 7:05pm On Oct 06, 2011
StarBoard:
@montelik,
The article could be said to be subjective, but it echoes a lot of my thoughts.
that article is not only subjective, it's the most idiotic article i have ever read in ma whole life - and trust me, i have read like 5 million!

I keep mentioning the Norwich game.The writer brings it up to echo my sentiments.
But coogar points out that Anderson has 2 goals so all is good with him.
But coogar will say Anderson best performs besides a certain type of player.Like Zidane,Figo,Scholes to mention a few, all played with a certain type of player to have excelled.
you keep mentioning the norwich game - a game where the general performance was shyte! how many times did rooney lose the ball? how many times was chicharito caught offside? even nani and young were below par but then let's single out anderson because he's a scape goat and the others are sacred cows that should never be criticized. the hypocrisy in that article is mammoth!

Meaning Anderson won't thrive unless a certain type of midfielder beside him and the team is built around him.Illogical.
Yet I'm labelled a chief complainant and knee-jerker when we have a player who is our best performer according to some missing in action against basement teams like Norwich and Basel.
meaning fergie should buy more players in the mould of cleverley! box-to-box midfielders like cleverley that can pass quicker and move quicker. carrick and fletcher are not that type of midfielders. they are too stiff. what made roy keane and scholes fearsome was the fact that they both took turns to terrorize their opponents. when scholes sit, roy keane marauds and vice versa. none of them was a defensive or attacking midfielder. they combine well to play both roles excellently during games! but these days, you have fletcher who is out of form and hides during games and a michael carrick that has now become makelele(without the tackles). how is anderson supposed to combine well with 2 statutes?

When I say he cannot be the solution to United's middle problems,Coogar throws stats at me and coded reminds me of a wrong projection on Ashley Young,which can be excused given he (Young) was yet to play for United at the time.Anderson has been here for 4 full seasons,blumbering from one inconsistent performance to the other,yet they throw his injury problems at us at every given opportunity.
he is the solution. he is 23. carrick is 31 and fletcher will be 28 next year. we should get rid of them soon and buy mobile midfielders.
ferguson wants the quick passing game of barcelona - he's not going to achieve that with out of form fletcher and a slow moving carrick. opta provided the passing stats this week, and with anderson as the midfield chief this season, united's passing frequency has improved greatly in comparison with the previous seasons.

If folks are deluding themselves that the midfield we have presently,led by "the soul of THIS United" Anderson, is good enough to win the league,good for them.Like the article says,we should be looking to re-inforce in January.Otherwise we might just end up disappointed come May.Bros,nor be only you.
and yet, under the stewardship of anderson, united have produced their best league start in the last 25 years under ferguson.
not even scholes/keane had it this good in their prime. but let's keep flogging anderson for one inconsistent performance to another because he is not english and he's not a media darling. one would think a central midfielder with 2 goals and 1 assist in 7 starts would receive some deserved accolades - but nah! berbatov scored 20 goals last season to win the golden boot and he still got criticized. united fans can be harsh!

That Norwich game made me be convince myself that Anderson is not it.The Basel game might have been excused,given that almost the whole side had an off-day,but the Norwich game was inexcusable.
Al he does is throw his rasta all over the place. . .
yes - one game was enough to convince you that anderson is not it! your chiropractor should be shot! i thought he had fixed your jerking knee!
the whole team had a poor general performance. apportioning the blame to the brazilian is a bit misguided. i saw the game several times.

when anderson had the ball, the players ahead of him were often stationary. . . .none of them making off-the-ball runs to make through passes. rooney had his shittiest game this season and chicharito was totally off the boil. the wingers didn't help matters too but i am not new to this. . . .

a general team performance affords the opportunity for the united fans to slaughter the players they don't really like in the team.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 6:46pm On Oct 06, 2011
tboy1:
^^ Already has it, its called facetime tongue

http://www.apple.com/iphone/built-in-apps/facetime.html
only works when both parties have fones that are connected to wifi!
i am sure mohot wants a phone that can locate where her boyfriends are when they make up excuses. grin cheesy

hopefully, i-phone 35 would solve that problem for her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 6:44pm On Oct 06, 2011
kenkruse:
I always enjoy your indept analysis of events in this forum. Most of us visit the site just to read from you. keep up the good work and never be deterred by the likes of Dayokano and olabukola. Myself is a registered Arsenal fan and communicate with players and staff via twitter. AFC has come to stay. Not even relegation will reduce its fanbase to the likes of spurs, Aston villa worldwide. Its not by magic that snopdogg is a fan of AFC and sharing his royalty in Uk now.  Been long i read from HNIC. He's also good. Debosky keep the spirit high, proudly too. You guys are da bomb.
so because calvin broadus is a fan of arsenal means what? grin cheesy grin
debosky, you need to put a halt to this global muppetry!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 6:37pm On Oct 06, 2011
dayokanu:
Probably everyone is tired of ribbing Arsenal? Check on this forum How many people bothered with ribbing Arsenal? Losing has become a norm for them now I mean 4 losses out of 7, The papers must have run out of stories to say about ARsenal

Actually most of your enemies pity you now, Cos they are thinking How low can it get again.

I am sure in the 80's , Ppl would be ribbing Notthingham Forest and Aston Villa when they started declining. In the 1990s nobody even bothered about them again

In 2005-2010 Arsenal losing was news, Nowadays Its the norm rather than the exception
arsenal are a very useless club. this is a club with one of the poorest commercial revenue in europe even when they made it to the champions league on the regular, but now their idiotic director is saying they don't need the champions league to survive? i laugh in boko haram. the man must be high on weed!
Culture › Re: Divorce Rate Among Yoruba Couples & Igbo Couples by coogar: 8:05pm On Oct 05, 2011
faakay:
To my observation, I have noticed the divorce rate within the Yoruba's are higher than the Igbo's.

I'll blame the yoruba ladies for this in all ramifications.

Most igbo ladies are submissive, faithful and ve got respect to for their hubbies unlike the yoruba ones.

You will see an Igbo Couples living in 1 room and they are happily married for decades but
the yoruba's, jst few; the men changes wives like wrappers.

I believe the cause of their divorce are

* The ladies don't really appreciate and know the value of marriage - It's for better for worse. Many don't tend to give a damn when they divorce, after-all they will get another man that will put them at home.

* The Yoruba ones are kinda abusive - e.g. I wasn't the one that caused all the bad-luck you are experiencing instead of encouragement, I know it's from your silly family, look at u, is this where your mates are? etc, , they tend to look at their friend's marital affair and start comparing with theirs. This kind of statement provoke the men.

* Unlike the Igbo's you will hardly see a divorcee, I noticed they are kinda of satisfied with their husband irrespective of any situation they find themselves. I think it's part of their culture maybe a taboo to be sent out of the matrimonial home. I'm beginning to think maybe their mother's give them some extra-marital affair lessons before getting married and moving finally to their husband's home. I think the Yoruba ladies needs to go for an exchange program for moral lessons with the Igbo ladies in order to secure their marriages. 

Me personally find it hard to have a crush with the Yoruba girls, I've had bad experience with the few I met. I prefer the Igbo in terms of beauty and all. Seriously I won't mind settling down with an Igbo girl

I'm a Yoruba guy; it's not that I'm condemning the ladies but I believe they need to change their way of lifestyle and attitudes towards their men.

In conclusion; not all the Yoruba ladies tend to have this kind of attitude but most do, compared to the Igbo's

What do you folks think?

Argumentation/Suggestions are welcome!
i don't agree entirely with everything you have said but i get the drift of this.

of course, yoruba marriages don't last the igbo ones which i believe it's more to do with the cultural issues. the igbos take their marriages more seriously. you would be hard-pressed to see an igbo man with more than one wife but the yorubas can marry as many as they wish.

secondly, when an igbo woman is given to you in marriage, her father/family does not expect her back in that village - i believe that is why they charge whatever they can squeeze for her brideprice but the yorubas don't demand a lot. if you mess with their daughter, her father would readily take her back and hope she finds a new partner in future.

those are the little differences i can sniff between the two groups of people!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 7:23pm On Oct 05, 2011
debosky:
^^ So can this siri understand yoruba? If it can't it's fake intelligence. tongue
only igbo language. thanks to chinua achebe's influence! grin
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 7:15pm On Oct 05, 2011
norrisman:
@ Coogar

Native - Google Voice

Market - Shoutout, Voictext e.t.c
if i were you, i would delete the above. how can you compare siri to google voice and voice text? are you kidding me?

siri is largely more refined than these cos it's artificial intelligence. google's system is a limited set of nouns, verbs, speech to text, etc
with siri, you are talking about a superb system that analyses languages to determine intent and context. i won't be limited to certain words and verbs like your google voice or limited to a certain construction of a command!

google voice and voicetext have been on apps store on apple for about 2 years now - it has little or no processing power. siri is more sophisticated.
the difference is simple. voice translation to text is what googlevoice does, what makes siri special is what happens to the text after the voice translation has been carried out. siri does not work on a predetermined sentence construction, it's an ai engine!

there's a big difference here!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 5:11pm On Oct 05, 2011
4llerbuntu:
Oga Ade mr Opta_sharon AKA coogar, that is so patently wrong its embarassing.

either you correct yourself or we take it that just like this one here, your numerous "stats" without source are fabrications.

NB: matter of fact, i think that you should always point us to the sources of this your "stats" henceforth.

ONIRO oshi grin grin grin grin grin grin
you are a tool!
carling cup fluke does not count in this argument - mr 4llerbuntu the obnoxious swine!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2011
[quote author=.NET link=topic=774977.msg9282219#msg9282219 date=1317830730]I love Apple[/quote]who doesn't
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 5:02pm On Oct 05, 2011
musKeeto:
@Coogar the Caveman,
free me jare. Google isn't HTC. Simple as that.
You messed up there big time,
you just love making your arguments. . . .
show me anywhere in ma comments i uttered htc is google - biko!
i am thick like you! so better recognize!

jidegirl12:
Saw it yesterday on TV at work, I use the Iphone4 , will call my provider if they can upgrade me but it will be frigging expensive even with the contract, dont know whats the big deal, they keep taking our money sha. Does anybody know if blackberry has a new phone coming?
storm 3 - bb9860
bold 8 - bb 9900
torch 2 - bb 9810
i think there's a new curve too.

rim released 4 phones last weekend!
Romance › Re: My Advice To The Single And Desperate To Marry Nigerian Women Is by coogar: 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2011
Orikinla:
Single Nigerian women are getting more desperate to marry that you wonder if marriage is now their LIFE INSURANCE POLICY.

I have been harassed to marry since my mother passed on 18 years ago and her people wanted to give me one of their lovely daughters, but I was too busy to accommodate her.
Being tall and pretty is not enough to convince me.

Then nubile girls and older women harass you for lust or for marriage. But sincerely most of them are expendable i-d-i-o-ts. Intellectual dummies who cannot add any value or virtue to life besides their biological assets.

"Don't you want children?"
"Ehn, Chi, do you want to have children in old age?"

99% of their reason is procreation as if that is all life is worth?
No wonder we have millions of couples breeding dummies and criminals making Nigeria one of the poorest and most corrupt and insecure nations on earth.


Of all the younger and older women in my life now, only one has the IQ to be my partner for life.
The others are just fun seekers and they get what they deserve GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT.

My advice to the single and desperate to marry Nigerian women is, SHOW SERIOUS INTEREST AND COMMITMENT IN THE LIFE OF EVERY NIGERIAN MAN AND SUPPORT HIM SINCERELY IN THE LEGITIMATE WORK HE LOVES TO DO WHICH BRINGS HIS THREE SQUARE MEALS AND PAYS HIS BILLS. THEN THE MAN WILL APPRECIATE AND EVEN BE CONSIDERATE TO MARRY YOU.

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CONTRIBUTED TO THE DAILY LIFE OF THE MAN YOU ARE DATING?
DO YOU SHARE HIS PROGRESS REPORTS?
CAN YOU DO HIS OFFICE ASSIGNMENTS WHEN HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO SO?
DO YOU CARE FOR HIS FAMILY?
HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT A GIFT FOR ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY?
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Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 4:26pm On Oct 05, 2011
musKeeto:
Ok, na me be Bush man
HTC = ANDROID
HP = WINDOWS
DELL = WINOWS

Mugu,
you are a bushman!

i don't know why some of you herbs cannot admit your errors - what do you know about gadgets!
htc sensation xe is a[b] beats by dre android phone![/b] it's a valid statement.

if you are still bedazzled, read this. . . .http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/htc-sensation-xe-is-a-beats-by-dre-android-phone-50005176/
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 4:19pm On Oct 05, 2011
musKeeto:
So Google had the partnership with BEATS by DRE, .monkey no go gree say the banana too high
where in coogar's comment did i mention beats by dre?

i only attacked your stance that htc is not android, they used the operating system before google dreamt of it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 4:12pm On Oct 05, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9281758#msg9281758 date=1317827265]There is no report to even suggest Cleverley/Vidic/Smalling are even over their injuries before we even go into first team training.I would be more than shocked if we see 2 of them in the starting lineup.[/quote]the three of them have been fit as far back as september 24th!
fergie is an old wily fox, if he had played them then the bespectacled capello would have named cleverley/smalling in his england squad - something sir alex wouldn't have wanted!

i fully expect the 3 of them to make it to anfield!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 4:08pm On Oct 05, 2011
musKeeto:
When you call someone bush, you make you're not saying that from inside a cave.

Pure Android OS- Nexus S
With TouchWiz - Samsung
Withs Sense UI - HTC

Android is the OS, HTC's the manufacture
The Beats By Dre is not a Google partnership, but a HTC partnership,
Oya, monkey, hide ya sef
stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum with your gibberish!

htc dream was the first commercially available phone to run android as far back as 3 yrs ago.
early last year, google cojoined with htc to launch the nexus one which was followed later that year with samsung-made nexus s

now, concentrate! htc was the first commercial phone to use the android operating system on their phone!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 3:52pm On Oct 05, 2011
Djcn:
Apple has always maintained first place in terms of leading innovation.
If After 8 months of the Samsung galaxy SII announcement and apple is coming out with this then, it totally unimpressive.
I strongly suggest that you wait for iphone 5.

East Asia is really taking America to the cleaners.
of course, this is why investors were disappointed last night.
everyone thought we would be seeing the last device steve job had overseen but apple are rogues as usual.
they did the same thing with iphone 3g and the 3gs before releasing iphone 4.

iphone 5 is the messiah, this is the john the baptist.
anyone using an iphone4 currently should not buy the iphone 4s, cos the difference is internal, not external.
but if you have never owned iphone 4, then this is for you!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 3:30pm On Oct 05, 2011
musKeeto:
That's HTC not Android, Beats By Dre your Bottom, grin
bush man, htc is android!

debosky:
Apple get Iraq itunes store? cheesy

Abeg sign me up. grin grin
i strongly recommend yemen, niger and brunei darussalam!

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