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debosky:
Torres Mogbe!!!!

this match could have ended 10-6

torres was good value today.
movement was top drawer. . . . .now it's obvious if torres gets quick service, he would deliver!!!

grabdbull:
Berbatov cannot score a sure sitter.

that's not a sitter. . . . .

rooney overhit that pass. . . .rooney can't pass

9ja4eva:
NO WAY

TORRES DIDN'T JUST MISS THAT

i couldn't believe my eyes.

rooney and torres have missed some serious chances tonight. . . .it's sickening.
ronaldo and messi must be licking their lips. . . .

bendtner would be licking his lips too.

what a shocking miss from torres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that should have been a penalty!!!!

debosky:


At least Arsenal scored one in the first half.

shame nor catch you?

seriously, i can't wait for the manchester derby. . .
fergie's fledglings are tearing this league apart. . . . .anderson has suddenly become a beast!!

to be honest, chelsea have played extremely well. . . .they have made more chances but united are just too hot.

3-0.

fergie should end this match.

we are not playing again!

nateevs:
omg!

nani is a beast!

i warned y'all renties. . . .we don't joke at old trafford.

funny enough, chelsea have played very well!!!

BlueDiva:
Romeu 20yrs
Mata 23yrs
Miereles 28yrs
Lukaku 18yrs

Average age of 22yrs.

A mix of old and young is a perfect blend.
I can bet my whip that United can't beat Chelsea at OT.

why not do the average age of all your players in the squad or at least the first xi?

nateevs:
Josh 18
Betrand 21
Danny 22
Luiz 24
Ramires 24


Some people have a fixture in their head about the "Chelsea team ageing". They carry it on season after season without researching facts.
It's like a village myth.

you are a tool!

village myth?
chelsea's starting xi ---

cech(29)

bosingwa(29)
ivanovic(27)
terry(30)
cashley(30)

lampard(33)
mikel(24)
meireles(28)

malouda(31)
torres(27)
anelka(32)

chelsea players are older than the land of canaan!
nateevs, you have to be the tool with the village myth if you think these players ain't old.

how many games have lukaku, josh, bertrand, etc have started for the renties?

I am not so confident of a win. Chelsea are in a rebuilding process. New manager, new style, new players, new transfer strategy. Old players bowing out, young players on loan. This United game has come too early and I feel a draw will be a good result at this moment in time.

how can you be confident? ashley young would murder bosingwa tomorrow.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=761896.msg9167857#msg9167857 date=1316298913]To add to the thread

I have noticed that men seem to like women who have good etiquette for wives

As a girlfriend - they seem to love women who look a certain way but that doesn't necessarily mean that she will be taken as their wife - especially if she doesn't know how to act.[/quote]+1.

debosky:
While the conventional wisdom that buying signings 'late' is the cause, this viewpoint is simply a cliche, lacking any depth of reasoning.

- The 'first choice' defence - Szcezny, TV5, Koscielny, Sagna, Gibbs were all available for pre-season and played together - none of them were new to the club and none of them needed an introduction to the EPL.

- Apart from the first goal which Per could arguably be responsible for, the new signings were not culpable in today's defeat.

- The culprits who scored own goals today - Koscielny and Song have played over 30 games together. Neither is a greenhorn nor missed pre-season, yet they made terrible errors. Ditto for Djourou and his abysmal performance today.

- Nasri and Cesc are not renowned for their defensive abilities - both of them have been present at Arsenal when we lost games we should have won easily. Both were at the club when we conceded 4 at Newcastle last season.

- The glaring errors today were all made by 'old' hands  - from Djourou to Song to Koscielny.

- The 'new' signings - Arteta and Gervinho actually delivered. Even last season's much criticised signing Chamakh came on and scored.

- There are fundamental flaws in the side, something that new signings or 'bedding in' are not addressing.

- Most of the 'panic' signings were attacking players - three out of the 5. If a team scores three goals and cannot win, the issue is clearly not with attack but with defence.

debosky's idiocy is worth 50 tonnes in gold!

what kind of stupidity are you displaying this evening?
wenger sold emmanuel eboue without replacing him. . . . .sagna went off injured and a massively out of form djourou was brought in to cover for sagna.
blackburn saw that weakness and they brought in the pacy olsson who ripped djourou to shreds. . . . .whose fault is that?

then arsenal brought in 5 mediocre players on the deadline day - what's that supposed to achieve? the situation is a bit like trying to submit a research. you've had 3 months to prepare but you only start working on it a few hours before the deadline. you're going to fail pretty hard - when you look at phil jones and ashley young, you would think they have been at man utd for the past 5 years - that's the purpose of pre-season games.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=761794.msg9166498#msg9166498 date=1316284873]I thinketh not. That was some whack- a$$ hypothesis.  Hypothesis? What am I even saying? Your "observation" was " ".        [/quote]soon you'll understand!!!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=761794.msg9166384#msg9166384 date=1316282991]Yup. I did. [/quote]welcome back!

You don talk be that o. In your inner mind now, you've made sense abi?

perfect sense!!!

Lax75:
Bros Coogar!

But howso?

How do you know this?

hookers are in the business. they know the dangers around their trade.
college students are inexperienced, naive girls with no technical know how of the s[i]e[/i]x business.


[quote author=BABE! link=topic=761794.msg9166282#msg9166282 date=1316281520]LOL. It's true. [/quote]long time no see. . . . .did you travel?

naijababe:
Look at you eh? You want to take advantage of a poor woman in distress, wicked pesin buruku  

naijababe, come to me all ye in distress. . . . .and i will give you comfort n rest.

debosky:
Things go from bad to worse. . . .simply unacceptable.

If it was simply a one-off, I'd have concluded today could simply not be our day, with TWO own goals, one offside goal and a penalty denied. But the performances overall clearly indicate this is a deep rooted problem.

Some players clearly have no business ever appearing in a senior game for Arsenal any more - specifically Djourou, as things go from bad to worse with him on the pitch.

Some of the mistakes were simply criminal - Song's lack of awareness for the own goal, same with Koscielny. If not for Szcezney again, we'd have lost 6-3 or worse.

They should all go to dip themselves in the River Jordan 7 times. . . . .losing in such fashion is clearly a spiritual problem.

Good to see Marouane on the scoresheet though. . . .the only 'positive' of any sort I can take from this game.

how heartbroken is deborah?

^^^
if you need a cuddle, i am at your service.

Lax75:
AIDS is REAL folks.

That's why Lax stays the heck away from Pros. It's got nothing to do with "holier-than-thou" for me. Just that I love good health too much.

I'm amazed at the number of guys I know (educated professionals, that is) that subscribe to Pros.

hookers are healthier than your normal college girls. . . .

proudly9ja:
Yup, 14 goals in 4 games is far better than 15 in 3. how low we've sunk

wenger is a consummate tool!

i blame no one else but him with the crisis arsenal are having.
he knew from the onset nasri and cesc would leave in the summer. . . .why delay their transfers? all he had to do was sell them as early as first week in july, cop the £60 million and move on his targets.

take his new recruits to pre-season, bed them in and let them gel with the squad.
how is this so difficult to do? but the bumbling simpleton delayed the transfers, and made panic-buys on the last day of the window. he ended up buying the scraps of what was available in the market. the opportunity of bedding the players was gone by then and what you have now is a disjointed team of twunts!

claremont:
Those £4000 ones are the David Beckham of the "runs-girls" industry; their excessive rates are targeted at a niche group of clientelle, not a normal middle-class working man. The £99-£200/hour ones represent hi-class to an average UK worker, and they also work under agencies a simple phone call/email away. Anything cheaper than £99/hour is obviously an STD-infested, drug-addicted tramp.

and this is why the £4000 ones are the hi-class hookers.

the £99-£200/hour sluts are the lower-level hookers. blimey, £200 is chicken feed for most people on this island.
it means they are available for bus drivers, porters, security officers, road workers, etc as most of them make like £500/week.
how can the girls be hi-class when they are available to all and sundry?

claremont, you need to move base! geordie town has put a veil on your face.

mitofag:
Not always. What about the other ediot who used to work for CoolFm, cant remember his name. I heard he was balling like mad with naija girls offering themselves to the short ugly dude like crazy

he was balling just like average naija boys are balling everyday. . . .nothing to do with his foreign accent.
i am sure he spends on them. the things foreigners see as little perks are big for these local girls.

promire2004:
hey nairalanders, there has bin an age-long controversy about this topic. So, i felt i should spill it out to know what you guys think. You know, it aint easy to get a complete lady, ( though there are almost perfect ladies out there, beautiful, humble, well-mannered, responsible and all that). But many attimes, we find some things really unpleasant about someone once we get real close to people naturally. For instance, you get to meet this very pretty lady and to your utmost disappointment, she lacks manners and she is lazy when it comes to house chores. On the otherhand, you get to meet an ugly lady, and everything about her seems like a dream come true save for her bad looks. Which one would you prefer for a wife? Reasonable contributions is whole-heartedly welcome. Thanks.verything about her seems like a dream come true save for her bad looks. Which one would you prefer for a wife? Reasonable contributions is whole-heartedly welcome. Thanks.

my choice would be. . . .beautiful babe without manners !!!!

mitofag:
As sad as this post is, it is probably true. Nigerian girls like foreign accents, and anything foreign no matter how substandard. It doesnt matter. I think it is a black thing though. The lack of self-esteem and self -worth in us. Thats why people like foreign radio presenters in Nigeria have their way with Nigerian girls. Very unfortunate!

foreign accent = foreign currency > naira!
it's a no brainer!

claremont:
I think it depends on what you mean be "high-class hookers", the average going rate for decent "runs-girls" in the UK is between £99-£200/hour. That price covers a wide range of choices from Latino, European, Black British e.t.c, and they all claim to be "high-class" The "low-class" ones who hang around in the pubs may even give it to you for free after you may have engorged them with copious amount of liquor.

you kid!
faria alam charges £4000 per hour in central london.
those are the types of hi-class hookers i am talking about. . . . .£99-£200/hr romps are not hi-class!

the runs babe here use agencies. . . .you ring them up, tell them your specifications and within an hour, a chauffeur driven limo brings them to your residence and the deed is done!! proper hi-class!!!

opribo:
No wonder all the girls are now on the Island, I see. No wonder you see them renting luxurious BQ at Femi Okunu estate, Agbungi,
Lekki phase 1, Oniru Estate, VGC and name them. Now I know. Go to Shoprite on weekend you will see them. Big cars and the come and share a drink all girls. Some are working class they gather themselves sit down and smoke and drink like there is no tomorrow. When they are done they wriggle their waist and jump into their cars and off they go. Yes its true they all carry BB, once their clients call them they zoom off. The students jump Okada to catch up no waste of time. Their prices range from 10k to 20k per round. If you want them for the whole night then you must be ready to dole out between 30k to 50k depending on the category of the runs girl.
Now the way to know them most times on weekend when you walk down the streets of the Island you see them drive past or walk by with seductive and skimpy dresses. If you are into p.rostitution on the Island the name is called runs but on the mainland you are opio, agbakara, agbongidi etc. So the advice to guys make no mistake about it when next you think you are giving a ride to a co island babe worker check properly you may be carrying a runs girl all you need is to strike the right code and if its a Friday she could be yours for takeaway. They live alone or with a partner in business.  In the houses where they live they are seen as decent and highly career minded people. They dont hardly bring men around there as its mind your own business.
Before now Landlords dont give houses to single girls but nowadays they are everywhere on the Island living alone and doing their thing unabashedly, you see a young girl of just 18 demanding for 50k to get down with a man old enough to be her father. Its ok before somebody brands me an old school but then its sickening how morals have fallen to the lowest ebb amongst our youths and teenagers. Some parents live here in Lagos whereas their daughters they thought are in school are somewhere on the Island digging it out. Its really ok since the society welcomes it. the fear of AIDS is not big deal to them anymore little, they are ready to get down with you as long as the price is right.

to be quite honest, i don't see anything morally wrong in the trade. . .

it's a straight deal, money for services rendered and everyone's happy.
no emotional attachments involved, no heartbreaks!!!!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=761794.msg9165757#msg9165757 date=1316273693]are the runs girls considered high class hookers? [/quote]it depends on the level of the "runs" girl. . . . .you will not expect a girl peddling her wares in abuja to charge the same amount as the one in mushin.
from what i know, the ones who shop their bodies to senators, top politicians are the hi-class hookers.

true, some of them come from middle class families and/or are beautiful, but by and large, many of them actually use the runs stuff as a source of income.

true, but over time. . . .their proceeds from such illicit transcations accumulate to the point of owning mansions, driving posh cars and living wealthy.
they don't reduce their prices as a result of that, they just continue to add 5000 naira per month to the original price and men willing to pay for such do so without hassles.

so which actually came first- the chicken or the egg. Do the girls become high class from the runs, or are they high class who are into runs.

it's a bit of both.
a village girl who has taken her time to perfect her survivor skills would become high class over time. . . . .a hi-class girl from a rich background who decides to join the business automatically become a hi-class hooker.

pro01:
Nigerian men must have the weakest game in the world. That's why they over-price Kitty. I really don't understand how beautiful a girl has to look or how tight her Kitty has to be to deserve 50k for a night of sex. . .let alone buying her a car or a house in Lekki. Fine and voluptuous girls are a dime a dozen here, so why do these useless men with zero game just throw ridiculous amounts of money at these cheap, filthy s.l.u.t.s? Big girls my Bottom.

And btw did the writer of the article say "1 in every 5 girls" you meet would demand some form of compensation before or after consensual sex? He must be nuts; its more like 4 in 5, if not 5/5. Almost every female in this country commoditizes and commercializes her Kitty, even the married ones.

you kid!
high-class hookers charge as much as £5000 per night in the united kingdom.
nigerian men have the strongest game in the world. . . .it just depends on where the men do their shopping. . . .

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9154362#msg9154362 date=1316107655]UP OR DOWN?,


Looking at our post-manure games, (yes, i know they are only two) I think we are playing better than we have in a while.
The defence isn't looking as shaky and  suspect as it was before the last transfer window as PM and Kos look a confident and able pair (and our best defender is still out).
In the last game, Dortmund played some very good football  but it took a stroke of individual genius for them to find the net and I think our defenders deserve credit for standing their ground. Song is as important to Arsenal as anybody right now cos his determination, work-rate and ability make him a beast.

I also like the understanding i notice on the right side of defence as Sagna's concentration and eagerness to cover up for PM's  lack of speed means pacy attackers won't successfully take advantage of PM's sluggishness too often.

Surely we are less creative compared to last season, but i'ld like to see how this part looks when wilshere returns. In the game against Swansea, Arteta showed flashes of what he can do if given that AM role and I am sticking my neck that he will grab a  high number of assists/goals.
One thing  i find a little disturbing is Wenger's refusal to hand Ox some playing time when Walcott isn't delivering. Walcott is a bit of a weak link in our attack right now and he shouldn't be seeing 90mins until he improves.

Overall, I am content with our current team  as we seem to have far more competent players. Per, Ben and Arteta really bring something to the table, and we haven't even seen Young, Santos and the younger ones who i'm sure are waiting to pounce on an opportunity to impress.

I don't think we have any reason to fear as regards maintaining a top 4 finish and its looks to me we will finish higher than we have been doing in recent years.
The only way is forward right now. Who says we aren't GENUINE title contenders?[/quote]dayokanu, if you read the comment above and you still decide to engage dupe in football matters, then you need to be lobotomized!!!

Krayola:
Scooby doo has better decision making capabilities than theo walcott

debosky thinks not. . . . .he feels walcott is the best winger in the northern hemisphere

dayokanu:
Seriously.

Van Persie must be the most useless player alive

See him shooting straight at the keeper like a dummy

Has he forgotten the word "PLACING"

considering the fact that he's even left footed. . . . .
shift the ball to the left, bend it to the far corner of the post. . . .

no common sense at all. . . . .

dayokanu:
See as Formica peels off Mertersacker like he isnt there in the 52min

Great save Szezeny.

Una don buy market this season, Shebi I warn Una, Na formica wey no fast be dat ooo

dayo, we warned debosky and his army of lunatics. . . .
they will not agree. . . . .per metresacker is not better than john o'shea!

yakubu with a dying career has re-established himself in the premier league.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=760170.msg9162200#msg9162200 date=1316205626]exactly. you see why i call it an ethnic fraud that needs to be revisited fast

surely, they are going to have a face-off with with OPC one way or the other

who wins is a different matter, but thousands of people will surly die for a matter that is very avoidable[/quote]they had one before in the late 90s or early 2000s.
opc vs ijaw youths in ajegunle area. . . . .

debosky:
@ Sharon

Whether damage mode or drunken mode, attackers always look for chances to score - they don't sit back and just give up. Even if we remove the Utd goal, he's scored twice in the CL qualifiers and provided an assist in the first group game. If he is the weak link then there's no attack at all at Arsenal.

in the country of the blind like arsenal fc, he might be your best performer. . . . .but in the grand scheme of things, walcott is shyte!

on a scale of one to ten . . .
1 being the shittiest winger you know and 10 being ronaldo, messi, etc.
how would you rate theo walcott?

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=760170.msg9162147#msg9162147 date=1316205007]Ok take a look at lagos and ajegunle. were ijaws indigenes of the place

what is the meaning of ajegule in Ijaw/izon language ?

were they not given the land just few years ago until they pushed OPC

so what are you talking about here

if ijaws are claiming ondo etc as the land they gave others, then others can claim their land as well such as itsekiri, urhobo, igbos

but the reverse is not the case

you people are pushing people off their land and claim u gave them land and claiming even the land that was given to u people by other groups

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Lastly WHAT IS IJAW

This is a fraud of the century that needs to be revisited. I was hearing an Ijaw man the other day claiming that ilaje people of lagos are Ijaw.

Well Ilaje and they can never ever be called ijaw. Why u ask ?

Because they have not language sharing with them and there is no way that ilaje people can be called ijaw all in the name of costal people.[/quote]the ijaws actually believe they own all the coastal line from rivers state(south-south) to lagos(south west).
i don't know how that's possible but that is their belief.

BlueDiva:
If United wins, I'd stop posting here.
A draw is the most United will get.

This is not the Chelsea of last season.
The old guns are being replaced with new blood.
                     Cech

Ivanovic       Luiz      Terry     Cole

                     Miereles
Ramires                    Malouda

Anelka         Sturridge             Mata

what's the average age of this new blood?