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BlueDiva:
Only Sauron willl know HorneyChic.
Coogar is def Sauron. You use the same words and chat the same shyte.

coogar is not sauron, horneychic!
cougar actually joined this forum before many of you chavs.

Coogar, i nor blame you for all those yeye talk.
Asking me if i know arrow head and selfish striker.

i am just astounded. . . .
chelsea chics are normally thick - e.g jenifa.

but your intelligence in footie matters mock most males here. . . .especially tools like nateevs, dyabman, fbs, and fat ibime.
tell me the other things you know. don't tell me you know team formations too cos then i will just pass out for the next 6 months.

nateevs:
Of course they mean shyte you lazy arse bigot. 

you are a chav-tool!!!

Why don't you start using present, past and future tenses interchangeable as long as you make sense.
If syntax is crucial in effective language presentation, then follow through. Don't type wenger. . . . type Wenger.

nope, it won't make sense to the readers!!! besides, i wouldn't want people to think me and semi-educated tools of your ilk belong in the same posse. wenger or wengeR, what does it matter? it's read and pronounced the same - capital letters or not!

But you can't be bothered can you. . . 

shut up, you disgusting bosingwa!

nateevs:
The only reason I thought you are not Sauron is you have this annoying penchant for starting sentences with small letters - total disregard for proper nouns. Sauron was never like that. Except of course you suffered a brain spasm.

english is actually my 10th language.
i learnt igbo, punjabi, bengali, pashto, gan, oriya, xhosa, zhuang and a bit of hebrew before english.

small letters/capital letters/bold letters all mean shyte.
this is not an essay competition. as long as the grammar and sentences are clear enough for a dog to read, the rest is academic.

brain spasm?
miss natasha, is that all you can come up with?

ritchboy:
^^ Sharon is a scatterbrained fellow that used to derail this board with his brain-farts a while ago. He was last seen being forcefully dragged into an asylum by two able-bodied men while screaming "I'll be back! These walls can't hold me!"

good luck to him and the henchmen holding him down. . . . .
but the question is. . . .why do people think i am sharon? i am not scatterbrained, i don't derail this board with brain-farts and i will need more than 5 able-bodied men to forcefully drag me if i decide to go loco.

perhaps, some of members of this board are scatterbrained like sharon.
that may include you, natasha(nateevs) and michel(mykali)

nateevs:
Oh Come on! You are Sharon jare.

do you have any empirical evidence i am sharon?
is this a factual statement or another chav opinion like ramirez is better than sergio busquets?

mykali:
^^Sharon, how dare you underrate our Diva. . .i could bet my grandfather's banana plantation that she has a better soccer understanding and analytical prowess than half the scum-twats in your thread.

who is sharon?
are you sure you don't need to visit specsavers to remove the huge speck in your eyes?

BlueDiva:
Danny has been really impressive so far.

My problem is he tends to be a tad too selfish.
I"m sure he will outgrow that with time though.

bluediva, you again?

you mean you understand football to the extent of knowing when a striker is selfish?
biko, email your cv to me. . . .there's a vacancy on skysports for monday night football.
you and gary neville would be a good pairing on skysports.

woetooam4j:
I hate people like you. I n fact I hate all disaporans. You stay in your cheap apt in some ghetto neighborhood in London and somehow you just think you know everything going on in Nigeria.

you are a tool of epic proportion.
i reiterate, cultism does not exist in that university. . . .they get beaten up like pickpockets in oshodi.
if anyone has extorted you by saying he's a cult boy of o-a-u, go and collect your money back from him. . . .he's just a wannabe.

Ode oshi!
Olodo atole!

i will assume this is how you greet the members of your household every morning.

doncaster:
May be u did not read my last post well. Awo Boys are Eiye confraternity in disguise that was why they had the 1999 fracas with . Its now obvious that you don't know much about Nigeria and her University system. You are a google Nigerian like many NLanders.

i was in the campus when that incident happened in july 99.
it was externally planned. boys from the other universities came in to attack members of the students union committee - because some mummy's boys who called themselves boys in oau were apprehended and were beaten to a pulp by awo boys. the awo boys then marched them without clothes to the female hostels to complete the humiliation.

no man born of a woman calls himself a cult boy openly in o-a-u.

I don't know what external members are doing in OAU if they don't have members there.
maybe u missed this.

just like i have said. . . . . .some little men decided to form a group and called themselves with zero activity in the campus.
in their drunken state, the information leaked and before they could spell saturday, awo boys were on them, invaded their rooms and found a piece of 36 rounds on one of them. they were publicly beaten, mashed and battered. . . . .they went back home to report to external members of the . . . . . .

nateevs:
Haba Dyabman,

You fall my hand oooo.

dyabman is high on 2nd hand smoke from a mexican marijuana

RuuDie:
@ Coogar,

If it was De Gea in goal, he'd have found a spectacular way to catch the ball and throw into UTD's net.  

de gea is statistically the safest goalie in the premier league.

RuuDie:
We best start teaching the reserves the "FCB-esque" tip-tap game too or else the outcome won't be funny oh!

anderson is the key to that.

Ibime:
Twas bad enough that Dyabman claimed Ramires is better than Mascherano, but when he claimed that Ramires is better than Makelele and Busquets, I concluded that all this misyarning is not his fault, it must be the state of the economy.

you men dyabman is under-nourished?
the food he takes are substandard - reasons why his brains cannot function properly.

yaya-toure better than busquets?

cotton101:
@coogar
hmmmmmmm  beat up his girlfriend - I have a lot my class than that abeg. My issue was with my husband and not some random fool outside - did she make vows to me? this aint nollywood.

hmmmm

anyway I can see that this topic has now become something else. I just thank God I left nigeria - gosh even a pastor had the gut to tell me that I should endure. I told him that I cannot endure until i'm 6 feet under cos I will not have people drinking malt and star and eating jollof, fried rice and chicken at my burial prematurely. Nonsense I have not been to New York yet and someone wants to kill me b4 I see the statue of liberty - arrant nonsense and ingredients.

so you dumped your husband in nigeria and left for new york?

montelik:
We had to rotate d squad as d games start to come faster now with a tighter schedule. It was imperative to give Fletcher, Giggs, Valencia, Carrick, Fabio, Park minutes and shake of d rust. We were either going to make plenty of changes today or Sunday.

how many changes did we make?

lindegaard, fabio, smalling, carrick, fletcher, giggs, valencia, park,
that's 8 changes. . . .as you can see the crisp passing of the last few games were lacking tonight.

how i miss those one-touch passes anderson executed against bolton.
barcelona-esque. . . .


[img]http://www.abload.de/img/passoktb.gif[/img]

[img]http://www.abload.de/img/pass2ukq1.gif[/img]

dayokanu:
I would refer you to the comments of some ppl on this thread for soccour

checkmate!!!!

end of discussion.

cotton101:
KMT - the fact your asking makes me come to the conclusion that you have no idea that THE VICTIM IS NEVER TO BLAME. The only story my ex will tell is I got angry when he decided to chase anything without a joystick.

anything without a joystick? haaaaaaa. . . . . . .you see, something must have led to one violent act or the other.
did you beat up his concubines?

Look I'm not even going to start trying to explain anything here - the fact that a grown Bottom man can slap me about cos I spoke to a neighbour - (reason he didn't want me interacting with anyone apart from him - yes isolating you from people is one of the tactics used by animals (sorry my bad men who beat up women) where is the story.

if the issue centres around interacting with your neighbour mainly and he slaps you for it then he's very wrong.
but i am sure there are issues behind that story as well. men are not as complex as super-computers.

the only thing u can even use is that he lost his job and decided to take out his frustrations on me. if you feel he has a different story then u seek him out, but please tell me what justification you will try and give here for beating a pregnant woman.

hitting a pregnant woman? very wrong.
but pregnant women should not provoke too. . . . . .don't abuse a man's mother whilst pregnant thinking you would get away with it.

by the way not all victims are rude and even if they are and so - if your boss insults you do you slap him about as well, one only has to see the stress that Olisa guy from Beat FM got for beating a male colleague - people condemed it i'm sure if it was his wife u would say that she deserved it abi? KMT

makes me laugh when people say if my boss insults me. . . .

did i marry my boss? did i make any vows with my boss in the church?
who gives a heck about what my boss decides to do or not.

this is man and wife. . . . .two people who made vows to love each other till the end of time.
apples and oranges, miss cotton.

dayokanu:
Ok Let me get it.

The AC wasnt working and next thing your husband beat you for it .

You said Hello to the neighbour and next thing your husband beat you?

cotton is telling porkies, abeg!

it's either that or she's done something very grave thinking her husband has completely forgiven her.
a warning to the married women: married men don't completely forgive any sort of infidelity, no matter what he says.

if your husband has caught you with saucy texts or romantic emasil to an ex and he said he has forgiven you, beware!!!
that husband will slap you if the food is not ready in time. . . .it's not necessarily because of the food, it's that unforgivable cardinal sin you had committed 30 yrs ago playing in his mind.

montelik:
Baba is clearly running out of patience with d media.

well. . . . .if he had won, i doubt those kind of questions would come up in the little time allowed for the media to ask idiotic questions.
the only reason we did not win tonight was because alex ferguson decided to field an obtuse team.

cotton101:
I can only laugh, so my broken wrist was because I used my mouth to reduce the AC, and the beating I received for talking to a neighbour was cos of my mouth right, KMT in disgust - u men make me laugh so you will tell your daughter that its ok for her husband to beat her if she is rude to him.

I don't even want to continue - please explain to me how beating a pregnant woman can ever be justified.

i will not train my daughter to be rude to her husband. . . .this is where most of you don't get it. . .
i will train her to respect her husband always and give him the same respect she would give me(her dad). . .

it's very simple. . . .
about your broken wrist and the beatings, please confess to us - what have you been doing to this man to warrant these abuses?
confess and the truth shall set you free. . . . . .no man would suddenly turn his own wife into a punching bag without reasons.

if you bring your husband here, he will have a story to tell.
reminds me of that woman who came here to report her husband about this n that.
when the husband decided to post his own version - we heard the woman once infected him with chlamydia or one dirty std like that. . . .

montelik:
That is a little untrue, as I recall Valencia really troubling Ashely Cole last season, and he has bags of pace. But I agree, you always can predict what he will do. Take d ball to his right foot and try to get to d byline and deliver. Funny enough when he does break d habit he can be deadly and surprises fullbacks.

ashley cole is off-the-pace these days. . . . .many wingers have destroyed him lately!
in their game against west brom, ashley cole was utterly destroyed. . . .the cole of 2004-2008 is the vintage cashley.
what you have now is a waste of flesh.

chaircover:
I am not burying my head in the sand and  know that there are husband beaters; many of them too, but this partcular thread is focused on violence against wife's and what to do to assist these women

domestic violence is a 2-way thing.

one type of abuse precedes the other.
a woman with a caustic tongue gets slapped by her husband . . .she grabs her phone and call chaircover, and chaircover generally assumes men are monsters. . .

i believe the logical thing is to dissect what led to the slap. verbal abuse is a domestic abuse as well and it's wrong. . . .but most women especially those semi-illiterate nigerian women think only punches and kicks constitute a domestic abuse. like i said earlier, there's no smoke without fire.
the issue is not gender-related. . . .men and women can be domestically violent!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=758548.msg9148659#msg9148659 date=1316033270]Stop being deliberately obtuse jo, it doesn't suit you. . . who said men don't suffer domestic violence but to say the woman on man violence is anywhere close to the man on woman violence is asinie[/quote]it's not asinine. . . .it depends on where you reside.
the truth is. . . .americans have always been violent - i cannot speak for the barbarians you feed in that country.

i can only speak for where i reside and that is what naijababe is telling you too.
in england, the ratio is 3:2, men : women. it is close!! very close.

and that is adding the fact that most men don't even report these things.

montelik:
Valencia is great, but he is too one-dimensional. No dynamism in him at all, but what he does, he does it very well and consistently. Carrick is off d pace, but he hasn't played at all and had a few niggling injuries, so I will be a little easier on him. But he has clearly forgotten has to pass forward effectively.

valencia is not great. . . .he can only beat defenders without pace. . .
any full-back with pace already knows the tricks valencia has up his sleeves! after 2 seasons at man utd, he should be doing better.

carrick had a poor game throughout. . .
but he was excellent last season towards the end of the season.

ThiefOfHearts:
Look at this coon LOL

and the idiotic midget spews again.

You can only wish you and your parents could have the longlasting marriage my parents have that has NEVER seen any type of violence whatsoever so abeg comot and stop arguing with women like a phaggot

as if i expect you to come here and tell us your father uses your mum's face to mop the toilet floor.
anyone going through most of your idiotic comments would know you were not bred in a controlled environment. . . .it was in chaos and anarchy.
i have never seen anyone so bitter about life until i saw few of your posts. . . .you need a rehab - sharpish!

As for Naija churches, we dont attend that garbage. Any other daft comment you'd like to make? Were alaso.

little wonder the domestic abuse in your household persists. . . .
send me an invitation when one of them gives up the ghost after the constant beating and mauling you see every evening in their bedroom.
anu ewu!

naijababe:
http://www.parity-uk.org/RSMDVConfPresentation-version3A.pdf
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/sep/05/men-victims-domestic-violence
http://www.tellinitlikeitis.net/2010/01/abused-men-battered-and-emotionally-abused-male-victims-of-domestic-violence.html

Until civil rights group, NGOs and individuals like you and I pressure our law makers to make it punishable by law, it will go on abated

you are talking to a brick wall. . .
these ones won't even bother reading those illuminating articles.
reasons why most of them are neither married nor being in a relationship but sadists, idiotic old hags determined to ruin every relationship at the first sign of trouble. . .

go through their posts. . . .
anyone posting in this section looking for any sort of help has been advised to leave the spouse.
my husband came late from work - leave him, he's not worth it . . my husband's car did not arrive to pick me at work, dump him, divorce him. . .

dayokanu:
Torr Rafinha

Villareal 0 Bayern 2

So na the awoof wey Barca and real dey enjoy be this

No wonder dem dey beat dem 100-0 every week

On top say Robben no play and Gomez injure for first half

e for be 18-0

good result. . . .
ferguson tinkered with the line-up and we couldn't beat benfica. . .
i really don't know why players you don't want in the team rarely get injured for 9 months.

montelik:
This game has become a little open since we took off Fletcher and Valencia. We actually look worse. Benfica could well snatch a winner.

abeg, valencia should never play for man utd again until he learns how to cross early.

carrick was so disappointing today. . . .i don't think he completed a forward pass all night.

naijababe:
Hmmm, really?! Every issue that affects families that focuses on one side often turn into an us versus debate resulting in a big distraction from the key issue . I don't know where you got your statistics from and I really don't understand why we like to play ostrich sometimes(more than 40% of domestic violence victims are males), but just so you know, most abusers themselves grew up in an abusive environment regardless of who was victim/perpetrator.

In the late 90s, the UK government recognised and passed laws to address the underlying issue which meant that the victim doesn't have to call the police for the perpetrator to be apprehended (the neighbours or whoever can do it).

no. . . .according to the females on here. . . .men don't suffer domestic abuse at all.
it's the odd exception - only 2% men suffer the abuse in contrast to 98% women.

montelik:
Why does Valencia never want to enter d box? Just see d clean thru ball he should have tried to finish himself.

a bumbling idiotic winger if you ask me.
until he runs the ball to the bye-line, he can never cross.

he doesn't understand the importance of an early cross
valencia is so limited!

armyofone:
lie, not true pant on fire it is the other way round. women have been keeping quiet about it since the beginning of time.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13664313

coogar is so evil
he also created that link himself.

read it loud and clear.
between 2005 and 2010, the increase was 150%.

davidylan:
not really. Its more subjective . . . most men do not advocate divorce BECAUSE we get the better end of the deal all the time. We can beat our wives and expect no push back, cheat, stay out of the home as much as we want and still have a doormat to cook or food, take care of the kids, keep the house clean all the while maintaining our strict rules!
Of course why would a man want divorce?

they do but they cannot. . . .
most men have caught their wives panties down in infidelity but they couldn't eff the marriage. . .

most men see it as. . . .if people see i cannot control my home, then i am not competent to lead - political posts, etc. . .
some men cannot stand the fact that the society see them as a weakling. . .

1. Divorce is not a sin under 2 conditions in the bible - one partner is an unbeliever and chooses to leave of his/her own accord or under circumstances of adultery. A man who beats his wife is an unbeliever . . .

2. Beating your wife is a worse sin.

3. If truly a man cares about the children in that marriage then he makes sure to treat his wife the way he wants his in-laws to treat his daughters. If you love your kids then you dont make their mother constantly unhappy, afraid of living in her own home and constantly having to humiliatingly defend herself from prying questions from her own offspring.

but do you actually believe any man would wake up without being provoked and start beating his wife.
there's more to what the eyes can see. . . .and women are excellent liars when it comes to narrating what happened.

So beating her like a goat is ok as long as she stays in the marriage? Is that how the Lord asked you to love your wife as yourself?

i can never ever support any sort of violence against women. . . .just speaking for the people who are living with demons and seem powerless about the situation.

yeah, i guess that's why they prefer to die in silence. I have very little pity for them.

completely ignoring the fact that men actually die in silence more than women when it comes to domestic abuse.
however, it would be hard for you to see any man owning up to have been abused by his spouse - we would all laugh at him.

the number of women getting banged up for domestic abuse increased sharply in the last 5 years.
prosecutors keep wondering why such a sudden increase. well. . . .the answer is, men have been keeping quiet about it for hundreds of years!!


[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=758548.msg9148341#msg9148341 date=1316030091]You are quite right, we should be asking the women why they married a rabid dog but we don't. . . you know why? Because men like Johndoe and cooger who believe it is a man's right to beat his wife exist. [/quote]madam, show me where i posted that it's a man's right to beat his wife.
you better go to specsavers to remove the speck in your eyes.

RuuDie:
Thank God for Giggsy

But this is not looking good sincerely. . . . .we need some support to free Rooney ~ playing him like a standing-9 is like shackling his ability!

don't you think lindegaard should have done better with that goal?

tactically, united are unbalanced.
rooney needs another striker upfront. . . .letting giggs support rooney is a tactical faux pas.

the two of them don't like to stay in the box. . . .benfica's defenders are not stretched at all so the ball kept coming back each time we attack.
giggsy's goal was nice but that's probably the only decent thing he's done all night.

giggsy's time is up.
carrick is on his way out too!

davidylan:
but beating her black and blue is ok? People sure read their bibles subjectively.
The bible says to love your wife as Christ loved the church . . . that is a very tall order that no man can honestly fulfill without the Lord's help. Christ died for His church, washed the feet of the disciples, reprimanded them in love when the need arose . . . i dont see where Christ advocate He will flog His church without mercy here or run a car over her foot.

it's an issue of checks and balance.
divorce is a cardinal sin. it doesn't stop there too. what about the children involved in the marriage.
does the bible not also say anyone remarrying after divorce is a compulsive adulterer/adulteress? so which is more permissible? i think it depends on the individuals involved.

personally, i cannot advise anyone to leave his/her marriage.
let the people going through their wahala make that decision.
all i know is so many people(out of social stigma) would rather see their marriage through than go through the divorce.

dayokanu:
Why does a matured and responsible woman have to yell, spoil for a fight, Hold her husbands shirt, scatter the whole house before she can pass her points accross ?

What happened to being civilized

why are you beating a dead horse!
women are emotional beings often controlled by their hormones - so it's legal for them to throw occasional tantrums. . .
men on the other hand should control their emotions. . . .act like wussies and just take whatever comes their way as child's play. nothing to fret about!!

armyofone:
where do some of your guys find your own kind of gal from? Yaba left? how unpleasant!

yet it shouldn't warrant hitting/beating.

yes, from yaba left.
isn't it amazing how every woman comes here to form saint theresa?
yet, a large percentage of the women posting here are worse than most men who abuse their wives. . . .

dayokanu:
Maybe we should ask the women who are victim of domestic abuse why they chose to marry the rabid dog?

Ask Akolades wife why she choose to marry him?

men beat women, Its the mans fault for being violent and lacking self control

Women beat men Its also the mans fault for marrying a rabid dog.

At what point in time or in what scenario does the woman take responsibility?

they don't
if the man didn't marry a rabid dog, it's because women are emotional or they simply blame their hormones!
bunch of hypocrites!