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Darkrebel:
eyahhhh..

but guy why you dey screen shot na? ....
and why your heart dey beat like this

just to tell you over here - no one does PAYG to afford internet. it's standard to have super speed broadband at home. i download HD movies in 40 seconds.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

i have another idea.....
if i cut these nostrils & roll it on the sawn off shotgun fadeyi oloro was carrying, will it become an assault rifle?

Darkrebel:
the bastard has run away....

sauron we are doing this till 2015 if you want..just go subscribe 20k for your phone cos na you go frustrate

does this look like i am playing? that's 5G wifi on virgin media. google it & see the speed at which fibre-optic wireless broadband runs over here.

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i pity your parents!

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhhh. WiFi dey 24/7 oga ade..

let the games begin then. i have one hour advantage so i am in good hands.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

these nostrils na die. if i get into an elevator with this man, i would suffocate before i get to my floor. these nostrils would consume all the oxygen on the elevator & leave me with nothing.

Mykcool:
and I just began

it's fun.
enjoy it & watch out for ASTs & the drones overhead. those things dealt with me mercilessly. there's a bad guy called hades too - he's ruthless.

Darkrebel:
which data....I said we are are doing this ish till next year....WIFI dey 24/7

who dash monkey wifi?
i no pity you - you are using your monthly allowance to argue on NL.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

shawarma's papa & beaded neck.
was he trying to commit suicide here or what?

Darkrebel:
you didn't say it well joor
its suppose to be -* Grab your copy NOWW!!!
hahahahah
sha see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

look at his nostrils though - it looks like the exhaust pipe of a BMW car.

kr0ne:
Darkrebel and Coogar, only una two don push 10 pages today already. Make una give break na, tomorrow una continue

he has data to burn.....
let him burn it. why do you care sef?

Emaprince:
she wanted you?...in all the chats I read here,she wanted almost every dude..whether it was joke o or not joke...she asked mikuz "can you suck my c.nt?"...maybe her hubby saw it and that was the problem..maybe she deactivated the account after a heated quarrell at home..that's what I ascertained from her discussion with caseless..the I went to familly section to see a new member with the I'd rowzzay claiming her hubby is a cheat...NOTE the difference in the moniker is the "w"

married women should be banned in some sections anyways. i heard darkrebel's mom visits here too

Darkrebel:
[b]guy shebi you get Google...Google am na
chai ..see the way this Guy's heart is pounding

people are begging me on your behalf but i no go gree - you deserve this public flogging.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

shawarma's papa is supplying halogen lamps. grab your copy now.

Darkrebel:
see facts here

see the lines he stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

is your father supplying halogen lamp?

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhh stop crying guy.. you are 35 years ..come on ..man up


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

i am not even 30 yet!
but you have been exposed that you are not 20. your poppa & momma are 72 & 69 respectively. so when did your mother push you out? age 49? she nor do menopause?

darkrebel - you are a liar!!!

Darkrebel:
trust me ..you will get tired soon ..
see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER.

150Mbps.....unlimited data?
i would run you down. i have full access, we can do this till next year, na your papa go tire & prolly die of heart attack.

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

please - i want to hire halogen lamp. i am starting a battle rap league.

Darkrebel:
I cannot stress myself to type poetry and novels...I will keep telling him the truth..his words are boring...stop over hyping a BITER

your credibility around 9am this morning was 30%, i have reduced it to 3%.

teddymiyaki, will you still battle darkrebel now that you know he can infect you with eczema?

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhhh. more buckets
but guy why your heart dey pound like this?
. see the way you are sweating Chai..
see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

i want to host a rave in lekki & NEPA isn't reliable in that part of town. can i hire your dad's reliable halogen-lamped mouth? i heard the power is 1,000W.

Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!

emaprince - you have lost us here.

what happened? rozzay was the chic that wanted me & kr0ne. of course, she was kidding but what is this deal with caseless?

i need details.....

Limerick:
dafuq, I saw that damn punch..
Darkrebel, common drop some punches as well

he's not creative.
all he knows is i fück momma puśsy & she sucked cöcks. the nucca can't craft punches at all. his IQ is lower than his shoe size.

Darkrebel:
eyahhh more tears see as your heart dey pound

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

see your father's teeth.
if a kilogram of eczema is worth 1 pesewa, your dad is a billionaire in british pounds. cheiii, see teeth - it's like there's a halogen lamp in his mouth.

Darkrebel:
. he he omo this guy dey cry ooo *ah shoki ah shoki

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

. you will cry till you fill three buckets.... hahah

Darkrebel:
eyahhhh -- someone give this guy Hanky....he's crying...he he story for the gods

you should be given the handkerchief - there's no way i would have written all these in a battle so i created this artificial brawl so i can go medieval on your neck.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER.

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

baba shawarma - eczema merchant.

Darkrebel:
me I no won diss...I just dey tell am hard facts..that he is a worthless biter. shikena..he can curse his mother thinking his cursing me....
I would just post his C.V for him

your diss has the flaccidity of a limp pënis....
who do you think is buying your kindergarten disses. stop pretending what you are not - your hobby is making garri & processing cassava. penning words isn't your forte!

Darkrebel:
lol ..I got tons of messages to reply...
you are only online to reply a dude that's half your age..am important in your life. .hahahaha you can't sleep because of me..you have turned to a fool

haha

shut up your mouth, you are as old as fùck. why do you think i said you are NFA? you are so old, fortune tellers can't even see into your future - because you have lived 99% of your life anyways.

you & kanu were in the same secondary school - he's only your senior by 4 years - so who are you fooling? you want to keep deceiving people you are young? it shall not be well with you & your father.

that's his picture & he looks 80. if you are below 21, then what age did your father sire you? age 60? with your mom that is in her 70s? how did your witch mother defy the law of menopause? shawarma, stop lying you are young - your parents age don't agree with your claims.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

5 people have contributed $100.
FYH, teddy, limerick, kim & sleakid have sent their token. help us with the addy so we can help your dad.

if he loses his teeth, he won't be able to eat yam again.

Darkrebel:
I have told you before..I have Important people am chatting with. Geek ...why you were waiting for my reply, was chatting up a chick ....can't you see you are a nerd..
just keep tying your novels....whenever I come online I will reply with the usual ..which is--
look at all the lines you bit

you are a pathological liar....
you can't even chat an animal, let alone chat up a chic. with your güguru & epa use of english?

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

leave your father's address na.
don't be too shy - coogar is too nice, i would drop a token to fix his eczema-stained teeth.

so caseless is married to rozzay?

lagunna must be brought to this court to say what he knows.

coded01:
No one is saying Moyes is better than LVG, BUT his performance at the point last season is better than LVGs'...

it is not, stop talking like a semi-illiterate. united haven't exactly played the same type of opponents in the first 11 games.....so why are you comparing? until the first 19 games, you cannot get a clear picture of who has done better.

isn't that common sense?

boooooom!

i finished the entire game yesterday. wow, i cant believe the campaign is over.

fück you jonathan irons & your plans to change the world with your military weapons.

it was fun letting you drop to your death from a 20-storey building.

SIRcumalot:
Wetin be this una fixation with DI Maria sef ?

when you have illiterates & semi-illiterates who just discovered the internet, that's what you get.

this is the same as united fans saying hazard chose chelsea because of money problem. 3 clubs were after hazard but he went to the highest bidder in 12/13.

but leave the dunces & the dorks alone - there would be no entertainment in a movie script if there are no clowns or mòrons getting a scene. let's just consider these ones as side attractions to the main intelligent discourse we have here.

haha,
darkrebel don run. he's starting to get emotional. those words are starting to hit close to home.

you are trading words with coogar? all the men in your entire family tree(dead & living) cannot touch my vocab pool. this is why it's insane to even think i bite.

if i put all these body blows you have gotten tonight in a couplette with an end rhyming then they become potent bars. ask mikuz, he would tell you i am a barbarian, all i do na bars.

any takers....
let's contribute for shawarma's dad to save his teeth. eczema is about to render him toothless

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

Darkrebel:
shut the ffuck up. who cares..if you like type Latin. all I know is..look at the lines you stole

shawarma, is it true your father is HIV positive? akin your friend just sent me a mail detailing this.... heard he got infected through a chimp.

[s]crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

wack BITER [/s]

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

all jokes aside....
i am being charitable now.

leave your father's addy - i want to send nixoderm to your dad to cure the eczema in his teeth.

Darkrebel:
which ideas? who get time for you?
all I will do is post the lines you bit
if e dey pain you, go hug transformer..keep typing novels

that is exactly what i want.....
just keep posting the same ish - it's an opportunity for me to get out my 6,000 lines of fresh disses. the more you quote me, the more you get destroyed. by the time we reach page 1000, your father would disown you.

look at the lines you stole


crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

wacky BITER

show us your father - oloshious fellow.
simon shawarma - he denied his father just because pop duke is ugly.

somebody should help darkrebel with lines - the fool has run outta ideas.

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhhh

all I ll for is post the lines you bit...
you can keep typing novels...

look at the lines you bit

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

wack BITER

the fool has run out of ideas.....
go to UFF & steal lines like you always do. call your dad, oh sorry - he's such an illiterate he cannot write a single sentence correctly in english or yoruba.

that's what happens when a man with toxins in his testiclēs is allowed to fertilize an ovüm that has traces of cyst in it. they tend to produce kids with high strain of down syndrome coupled with acute epilepsy.

Darkrebel:
the useless dickhead is probably sweating composing his usual Novels ...
don't give yourself heart attack ...oloshi
useless BITER

sweat ke?
this is what i do....its second nature to me to destroy idïots like you with words. your lines keep getting shorter with the same crap you have been spewing in the last 12 hrs.

i have been bringing fresh material in every reply. if this was a boxing bout, your mother woulda changed her attire into an all black now to mourn your death. i am the king of these disses. i invented english language.

Darkrebel:
you even know what my girl friend calls me-- hahaha shawarma ... that's good

look at the lines you bit
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

BITER ..eyahhhhhj

you are not leaving again?
hahahaha - nice.....more opportunity to let out the gist of the ancestral curse affecting your family.

don't run o......
lemme switch to the second gear. you dunno who you dealing with. till christmas, this is what you shall be getting.

Darkrebel:
you are still a useless BITER here

shameless idiott

and you aren't?
mr shawarma the UFF punchline thief!
no wonder you look like a patient that is still recovering from mental illness in your picture.

Darkrebel:
this guy you get time..... recharge card or WiFi? *puzzled*

keep writing your Novels ......you are a geek
and a BITER whoooooooo OLE

that's the difference between the one that controls time & space.....AND a wannabe like you that is trying to fit but his body odour is hindering him.

you are a nuisance....
and if anyone here is wondering why you are a nuisance then i will let them know it's because you were conceived via anäl sėx.....and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are.

no wonder you chose shawarma as a username. poor people are often obsessed of what they can never have. shawarma indeed! when your 3-square meal every day is P&P(pap & palm oil)

Darkrebel:
and am sure he's sweating typing another long sermon ... fool

my own is to destroy your credibility.
one day your UNILAG friends will trace you here and see how you were technicallu destroyed by my excellent verbiage.

Darkrebel:
35 year old Jobless Mongrel ..Smh

buhahaha - the fool ran here.
he couldn't take the laser beam torturing his varicose veins on the chatroom thread.

your credibility is in ruins this week. i am pulling that mask you have built to disguise yourself down. it would be like the destruction of the walls of jericho.

Darkrebel:
@ sauro
Dude just grow up already.... You are a Geek ... I am not ready to exert the energy you use in typing those novels ....

just say you have run out of recharge cards to get on the internet.....indolent church rat! he's so poor his dreams are in black & white. he cannot afford coloured dreams.

So i ll' Catch you later BITER... Am going to watch some newly downloaded movies now ...so I ll' reply your rants tomorrow ....

you will catch your gorilla father later....
who are you catching? when does light & darkness overlap? abi dem swear for you?

Jobless 35 year old man...keep deceiving yourself online typing epistles and exchanging words with those half your age ....that only proves how rretarded you are ...bye bye...till tomorrow

i work in a kitchen, now i am jobless?
no wonder you were rusticated in school - you are too daft to follow a script to the end. i have not wavered in mine throughout - your father is still an irresponsible man - he should have been manually castrated so as to prevent idïotic offspring like yourself from his loins.

Darkrebel:
an engineer that has been ranting all day....
....... indeed .... useless bastard .... go get a girlfriend cos you are boring and a nerd... imagine this dude talking bout' verbal warfare ...lmfao ...this dude must be a 30 year old man with three year old brain ....
such a lunatic

whatever you say.....
my mission is to reduce you to shreds. the next time you use my name or imply in a disrespectful manner concerning my username, your mother would get electronically bïtch-slapped.

the warning is in my NL signature.
i have a zero tolerance for photosensitive epileptic bastârds like you. go home now & take a deep reflection on the damage i have done to your family tree. we start again afresh tomorrow. you want war? well - i am UPS' delivery boy and i am bringing war to your doorstep, you recto-cranially inverted tröglodyte!

LooNat11kk:
No bro, over half of them have been played. Might be new and fresh to you, but cliche to others.

loonat11kk the party pooper.
you know all the used & unused puns in battle rap but you never seem to apply the theory in your own verses when battling.

when are you taking the lime challenge on NL? only 5 selected judges would give the verdict to avoid bias and whoever wins take £50 i am willing to invest in this brawl as the first battle on NL with a cash prize.

in case you are wondering, i won't be among the judges