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Tiyazman:
Mazi Coogar, today is Sunday and I'm a devoted Christian, I have to keep this day Holy, so I'm not gonna insult you, you are old enough to be my father. Please, hold your peace and respect your old age sir.

if i am old enough to be your father then you shouldn't be posting here & disrespecting your father. i have zero tolerance for name-droppers. i dunno you from adam, keep my name outta your sëmen-slurping lips.

Seened:
CHISOS!!!!! Coogar don finish me ooooo! ROTLMSAO!!!!!
Sambarry and you must obviously have had some serious e-quarrels in the past and this current one seems to be a carry over. Fascinating and funny!

On this topic I believe Coogar echoes my thought on the wife's responsibility for keeping herself fit and attractive for the husband. Nothing peeves me as much as a relatively young woman with a protruding belly who ain't pregnant though! Yikessss!

it's a turn off!
a friend of mine told me how his wife went to the mall & his colleague saw her. few moments later, the colleague called my friend to congratulate him of his wife's "pregnancy".

my friend was like - "my wife? pregnant?" it took a while before it registered in his head that his wife's protruding belly has been mistaken as pregnancy - and i dunno if it's me, you hardly ever see black women in the gym.

they would rather use their money to buy indian hair.

SAMBARRY:
If wishes were horses beggars will ride
unfortunately wishes are not horses and so beggars won't ride. Sorry your dream/wish can't materialize.it will perpetually remain a wish till jesus comes
bet wait o there's still solution.they are selling beautiful dogs in apapa road.you fit buy one and call y friends to take their turns on the dog bet don't forget to padlock im mouth before e bite off that thing you put inside boxers

you have had your 8 minutes of being in the limelight now, it's time for you to take a hike if you don't have anything to contribute.

moca:
Naaay!
Any lady that admits to desiring a pregnant man is after d pocket
No wonder d likes of iwuanyawu can still marry at 72.
Also,note that pregnant men hardly lasts in bed. Some cant even perform except when enhancement drug is taken.
Nothing seexxxy about a pregnant man.
They got no reason to be pregnant.
At least some ladies hv genuine reason.

so what do men enjoy in women with humongous tummies? surely, you must get the drift now why husbands may look outside when the wives stop looking attractive.

Coogar!
If u r pregnant, i implore u to hit d gym

i am fitter than a butcher's dog!
the last time i went to the gym, a chic from phillipines followed me home just because of my abs.

SAMBARRY:
That is your headache. I said shut thefok up because you're fond of arguing blindly but good enough iam not going to engage you with any back and forth discussions because I can't even give you the opportunity to waste 3 minutes of my 24 hours so therefore have a nice day

back in the days, i would have had 6 men hold you down in broad day light & have you circumcised on the street. thank your stars we have evolved.

Tiyazman:
Ahan, bros, are you not 35 years old again

stop smoking your father's pubic hair.

SAMBARRY:
Coogar please I need a favour from you and I know you are capable of doing it

Please kindly
shut the fok up

n.b please no be fight

you are the type a husband would cheat on. you just possess ears as wide as DSTV dish but it hardly functions.

haven't i told you to make your opinion & leave mine alone? how won't a husband cheat on you with this your disgusting attitude? you have a problem with following simple instruction.

it's not about your humongous bòobs & your adipose-celled bootay. your attitude has to be sparkling too & that includes listening more & talking less when a superior gender is before you.

you are lucky today is sunday, i would have torn you into shreds.

Tiyazman:
JigsawKillah, you claim ochon was way better than me before NL crash abi? Because I murked you and disgraced ya old miserable a..ss! Even in the Rebuttals we did in FFRn I gored you with witty freestyles and you ran away after I showed you real Gangsta rap. . . You are not ashamed of yourself, ediot!

Njokusboy, I'm not dissing ochon and Olubukato, I was just joking! Ah!
And please stop comparing me with Coogar, that dude is 35 years old and I'm just a teenager.

Ochon, I'm not dissing you o, you know me na, I was only playing around. Please y'all should loosen up and let's have fun. Cheers!

you are a consummate rëtard!
may amadioha impregnate you with 7 albino ewoks for using my name to score cheap brownie points.....

moca:
Hy coogar! Wait a minute!
Did u just say d woman's weight can make d man look outside?
Ok fine
But what about pregnant men?

a pregnant man is still desirable to some. as a nigerian woman, her bargaining power has the same weight of an atom. a woman has little room to manoeuvre...

Me think we hv more pregnant men than fat women and they look disgusting.
Puh! Its a turn off for most ladies and can equally make ladies look outside

U see, equation is balanced here

hardly!
a man's bargaining power is higher than that of a woman....pregnant men or not! you also forget nigeria still allow polygamy - a man can hide under that guise and chase after as many women as he deems fit. women don't have such incentives.

damiso:
Haa Coogar you can spot a chic with hygiene issues by visiting her in her environment. Even if we dont test drive a very neat person who hygiene is a big issue for can spot some one kain dirty tendecies.

men rarely spot these things till its late. most men can't even tell the difference between the natural hair & the artificial. our eyes are on other "features".

I don't have the power this night but my point is cheating can't be the solution to marital issues. some men cheat just because they feel they can not necessarily because of something the wife did or did not do. To them it's not having rice everyday (I hate that analogy ehn). Some won't even tell the wife the issues before deciding the best next thing is looking outside.We have had threads where men say my wife is doing this and that and I am thinking of getting a girlfriend. When asked have you even told her they enter voice mail.At least discuss and work with your spouse first before thinking of an alternative.

i don't think anyone said cheating is the solution to marital issues.....what i said was its the easier option to take for these men. the solution is tedious & requires loads of patience. we nigerians don't work with that. we want the minimum of efforts & plenty of reward.

That said I agree that marriage is alot of work from both parties.

cool!

damiso:
Of course staying healthy is what everyone should want for their spouse. My issue is often this 'staying healthy' for their own good is borne out of a selfish 'this not how you looked when i married you' POV and not necessarily caring about their health.

you have to remember if she was big back in the days, the man would probably not have married her. it's all part of the equation. he wants her healthy(her own good) and he wants her attractive(his own benefit).

If you care if it means telling horror stories of diabetes, cancer etc you will do it not saying I married size 8 go back to size 8 if you don't I will get a size 8 who appeals to me outside.

My husband had a very unhealthy habbit (energy drinks coffee rarely drank water) which had lil or no bearing on his looks or weight in this case he is still as slim as the day we met But I was always on his case because I care about his health in general and he has greatly reduced his intake of those beverages and drinks more water.

it's one thing to keep telling them, it's another thing for them to listen. some people are set in their ways. they have become addicts to fattening foods.

I agree with encouraging your spouse to look fit and stay healthy but some men don't talk about it from the health point of view but from a vain looks point of view.

a fit-looking wife does everyone in the family a world of good. the point of view is a moot point....all the men are saying is, wives should never stop working in their marriage.

zboyd:
ahn ahn...I don't do bitter...as I have NOTHING to be bitter about.

Now...why not just come out and say what it is you REALLY want to say?

I prefer directness, rather than beating around the bush.

Why do you say I am a very bitter human being?

What do you mean by "I don't envy your likes"?

Does this have anything to do with a character assessment?

Please feel free to expand on your opinion of ME - someone you don't know from Eve.

I'm not easily offended.

Thanks in advance!

i think it's about the kinda threads you love to put up. can you dedicate one month just for the positive things in marriage, instead of the negatives?

your topics mostly bounce in & out of divorce, domestic violence, infidelity & other marital vices. if this is what you see all the time, then i think it's high time you move away from such noxious environment.

damiso:
But being rich is faaaar more important to some people than anything in this world which is they sought out to marry relative comfortability.

i agree - but it's still artificial.
no man would turn down an attractive woman for sex because she's poor. he would turn her down if she's dirty.

People marry for different reasons and so if a lady marries for comfort why can she not look elsewhere if those needs are not being met. Note I am not begrudging men who expect fit wives he married size 8 wants highest size 10 even after 3 kids why should he put up with size 18?

the thing is - men rarely complain.
he already knows what he would do. he only needs to mention it once or twice, if he doesn't see changes, he goes outside to seek what he wants.

Just saying based on that theory too we should not begrudge women who want relative financial security cos thats what they married and are not getting down the line too.

if she wants relative financial security, she should go & work for money. she was trained academically like the man she's relying on to provide comfort - that's almost leeching.

however, asking a woman to stay healthy, take her hygiene seriously isn't leeching. it's ultimately for her own good. so don't compare financial security with body health issues. they are worlds apart!

damiso:
Of course marriage is complex which is why it is kinda simplistic to solely lay the blame for one person cheating on the person being cheated on.

i didn't solely lay the blame on the wives of cheating husbands - i said most of the time, they are part of the problem. it's not even natural for a man to damn his marital bed & start following every chic in his environment. there must have been a root cause.

is he getting well-serviced, is the wifey keeping to her personal hygiene? does she make excuses not to have sex?(married women do this a lot especially when there's a minor argument). they use sėx as a tool to bargain for whatever.

how many husbands would take such?

Hygiene issues can be tackled..There are loads of women who have less than clean husbands but imagine telling a typical Nigerian inlaw I cheated on him cos of hygiene you are told to manage it.

a woman with a poor hygiene is 10 times worse than his male equivalent. lets not go into such details.

So if you love someone you help them manage their inadequacies. Filthy people generally tend to show it at some point at courtship so I even think if it bothers you that much just don't marry her/him.

they don't show it.
there are deodorants & fragrances that mask such the putrescent odour they carry around them. on top of that, we are constantly told not to test-drive before signing our lives away......

we don't get to see the merchandise until the wedding night & then we realise all that glitters ain't gold. what's a man to do then? divorce? of course - cheating is the easier option for him then. if he perishes, then so be it.

damiso:
Coogar so erectïon= happy home

80% of his problems are solved if his erëction never wavers. good sėx destresses. he would snap less, he's not frustrated, even when he is wronged, he's more willing to forgive cos he's constantly without stress.....

however, a starved man is pathetic - he's the equivalent of a woman suffering from post partum depression. he finds fault in everything. this is why it's hard to see a fun-loving man who likes wine & women becoming a terrorist - he's not that frustrated to blow people up.

little wonder, abdulmuttalab is a virgin.

How is it lame? Am slugging it out at the gym 5 days a week (heck we need to pay gym membership ) I eat carrot food instead of bokoto and you cant work hard or harder to maintain the status quo? Naa based on your theory I need to get that spark elsewhere too I can feed him from the proceeds.

you are comparing biology to finances....come on na. do you know what it means for a man not to find his wife sexually attractive? his mind wants her but his body can't respond......

You

damiso:
Also what's the excuse for those with fit wives? I have seen cases of men with size 8 wives running after size 14 to 16 chics.

good question!
marriage can be complex - what about hygiene issues? you stayed in a hostel at some point, i'm sure.....

did the lifestyle of some women not make you wanna puke? yet, these poor habits of theirs are invisible on the outside. so when you see husbands of fit women seeking greener pastures, look more inwardly.

damiso:
Coogar and all this your theories we gain an hour so quickly before I go to bed:
Going by this your theory of something being missing which the other party needs to find outside e.g weight gain leading to lower intimate drive

lol @ an hour before sleep.

So does this apply if I marry a guy financially comfortable (not bill gates rich but comfortable)2/3 vacations a year nice house nice cars, designer clothes etc.Something happens where we can't afford these things anymore as he is the chief earner am I also ok to look outside for what he is no longer able to give me I.e. material comfort?

does poverty affect a man's erëction?
statistics will tell you that poor men are even the best in bed. he's too poor to afford fattening foods. he's superb in bed & he's ultra-fertile.

in other words, using money or material comfort as an excuse to leave one's hubby is quite lame. the men who go outside to seek greener pastures love their wives.....they want things to be the same as the courting days but they just cannot get an eréction for wifey - the spark has disappeared!

BABE3:
The madams must always prove they are the boss na. In most Nigerian home the parents eat the drumsticks and breästs, while the kids eat the legs, head, neck, änus and offals .

the importance of a healthy lifestyle can't be overstated; except you have ridiculously good genes.

and there's little information about it in nigeria. anyways, pastors leave this bit out so they can make money. if health issues are followed up severely like most women fast & pray for a happy home, it would go a long way to reduce infidelity.

like you rightly put it, married couples cannot live an infidelity-lifestyle & not expect infidelity. ignorance is no longer an excuse in the 21st century. everyone should start paying attention to their body health.

cococandy:
Makes sense sha.
I bet many 'Big men' don't know this.
You need to see them declaring a full table of assorted merriments each weekend to the shouts of 'oga' na 'master' and everything that fans their bigmanship.

big belly is a sign of good living or wealth in naija now......meanwhile they can't get it up for their wives. alomo bitters quickly become the quick fix.

While strutting protruding bellies around as it is a sign of good living.(To them)
I wonder how those pot bellied men with fat wives make love.

your imagination is scary.
they do missionary like normal people but expect him to pause at least 5 times per round. the exertions are too much for his obese body.

for the woman.....she's no longer attractive. she's nüde & hubby can't even see her pubes cos the fat belly has covered it. how won't a man look for other options when his own wife is no longer sëxually attractive.

Surely there shall be no missionary
Or shall we call it belly bumping style?
So oga goes outside to find a small uni girl that can ride cowgirl

targeting a small uni girl makes sense. she's there for the money so whether his performance is good or poor is an academic point.

While madam faces the driver or a younger boy in her employ as he can deliver more than oga.

you must be very intelligent.

Something living and eating right could have prevented for both of them.
In 's voice " May God help us all"

hammer meets the head of the nail.

BABE3:
I'm in stiches.

so apt. For us to except a home free of infidelity,the partners have to put in work (serious work, in fact). How can you be putting in work that lead to infidelity (adding weight and all) and expect fidelity? Where does that happen?

Mediocre women expecting a fairy tale home... I laugh in french.

nigerians are too lazy to put in the work needed.....only a few of them take their body health seriously. in my borough, everyone jogs or rides a bike. at least more than half of my colleagues jog to the office every morning, take a shower & dress up for work. it's a habit they have cultivated over the years.

naija folks can't even do such - it's too humbling for their bad self. madams pack their big arsës in a big car with a driver taking them everywhere they want. and these "madams" are mostly under 30 years of age. how would the fat not build up?

cococandy:
Is @ bolded really true?
I've heard that a lot. I was imagining if the dude was already packing,getting fat may not necessarily reduce it unless he started getting fat before his Ikenga was full formed and grown to optimum size.(Teenage things)

that's the truth.....
the size depends on the amount of blood the nervous system sends down there. with his orobo belly, his arteries must have gathered enough plaques making it difficult for blood to get down there....so his tool would naturally shrink.

Anyway is that really true?
So a woman can be enjoying some big thing one day and the next day it turns to mpichoro something

Chai

go on google & find out the relationship between a man's pot belly & his size. the facts would shock you.

BABE3:
please tell em. Getting a Mrs in front of your name doesn't mean you should increase your daily calorie intake by 2000.

na poverty mentality.
the kids who actually need the protein rarely get it. 12 chunks of beef in a pot - hubby & wife(both in their 40s) would eat 5 each.....the kids only get one apiece.

ask them why the kids don't get more than one, an african parent would tell you 2 pieces would spoil the child but the 5 pieces they took won't cause diabetes, stroke or heart attack? the problem in marital homes isn't spiritual.....it's sheer ignorance!

cococandy:
Well kindly tell them. Or let me help you

tell them.....
everyone should work on their body.....get a gym, run up the stairs 30 times a day if they cannot afford the gym, cut out nkwobi & peppersoup after a certain age.

apart from infidelity, untimely death is also imminent......a man with a fat belly would soon become useless in bed. the bigger the belly, the smaller the pënis gets. so by all means, weight issues should be the main gist in religious houses......not every problem is spiritual.

BABE3:
It's a sorry case. They not only add weight and completely let go; they also start "rationing" sex; double wahala for the spouse.

when one is overweight, what do you expect? cholesterol has clogged all the pipes. only a tiny percentage of the amount of blood necessary for the genitäls actually gets there. that's when the libïdo of the average naija wife drops to zero.

After they start competiting with yokozuna in size, they hide under the umbrella "love" and "for better for worse". Asif the husband is jesus himself.

that's the annoying bit.
even if you are buying a benz.....you expect some wear & tear here and there but you don't expect it to double in size.

cococandy:
I guess all these fat pot bellied men I see everyday deserve cheating wives too

i think they do too.......

BABE3:
It's like it's a law for Nigerian women to add at least 20 kg after marraige. Have you seen Dakore Egbuson lately?
It's also a law for them to switch to tieing wrappers.

How do we except married men not to cheat biko?
How hard is it to control your appearance and what you put in your mouth....

dakore is still better.
there's this babe called jumobi that used to anchor on AIT when i was still in naija. she was ridiculously fit, every kid on my block then used to crush on her - i think she married RMD or a big shot actor in nollywood & she disappeared for a while.

the next time i saw her.....she looked at least 30 times bigger than what she was pre-marriage. nigeria is the only country post-birth tummy remains permanent on women. the truth is - women don't marry in nigeria to please their husbands - they mostly do it to have children. pleasing the husband is secondary.

greatgod2012: If you're a man, and you're cheating on your wife, how will you feel if it's your wife that is cheating on you?

it's not so black & white.
in a way, you can hardly blame married men that cheat. the only thing that can make a man go outside is because what he has inside is no longer attractive to him.

what is the role of the wives in this? that's what you should be looking at? women just generally stop trying to look good especially after having a child or two. what's a man supposed to do when tri-weekly sėx becomes bi-monthly sėx?

he should go to divorce court & chase out the mother of his children? cheating is the easier option. it's not like i am condoning this but women cannot just add 20kg out of nowhere & expect to still be attractive to their husbands.

bukatyne:
But emm bros,

It is men organizing these programs na

who are they organising them for? which of the genders patronises "these programs"

the other day, we read how a pastor told all the ladies in the state to wear wedding gowns to the church service to get their miracle....

AirborneLacer:
Man It's feasible.

Lagos has got it when it comes to witch-craft.

You'd have to gulp down a bottle of olive oil then wash yourself with holy water before hitting the bed in areas like Igando and Ikotun. Lest 'em witches and wizards go sketch the map of Mauritania on top your body

it's not the witch that bothered me, it's the fat policewoman that cracked me up. that's the fattest female officer i have seen. who is that one going to catch?

can she run?

teddybiyasi:
olubukato I respect your decision

cause he who run from a fight lives to fight another day

kr0ne with beer

coogar with yeyenatu

love in the air

people keep bringing phony personal

chaiii who's inlove with coogar or kr0ne

seriously

thunder that mix with hell fire will strike some people

teddymiyaki needs to be slapped.....what's the meaning of this? me & yeyenatu? yeyenatu's first born is older than my mom.

honey86:
I just came across this. Some blogger claimed that it was all a publicity stunt http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2014/10/linda-ikeji-taken-down-by-google-was.html

i am not surprised linda ikeji took that route to drive traffic. a low-class chic is a low-class chic anytime of the week.

AirborneLacer:
Tell me this went down in Benin City and I promise not to debate it

it's in lagos......

this zboyd must love family conflicts....she never gets tired of yeye threads such as this one.

yeyenatu:
awwwwww... my honey boo boo. come chop ur own kiss...

Thunder fire your receding bålls.

YeaYeaNot2.0

i can see you are still obsessed with my genïtals. how much are you willing to pay for a hour long fëllatio?

beeevan:
Very very wrong assertion ooo!!!

let's look at the facts, shall we?

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beeevan, there's more to come.......

beeevan:
When you figure out how to secure contracts, please do let us know, thanks .

i thought women prefer marriage to contracts.....or is that assertion wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wppQI9Czc

looks like a horror movie scene.....
are they sure a bird turned into a woman or this woman got burnt while trying to steal high tension cables?