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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:25pm On Oct 11, 2014
yeyenatu:
I missed you too, swerrie! Come here!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

YeaYeaNot2.0
christ!
yeyenatu is still ovulating. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:54pm On Oct 11, 2014
SailorXY:
i haven't picked who the better player is, i have picked the one already here which is the only sensible option. we have no problems in the final-third, so why would i give two fvckshuh spending cash to repair nothing, there are better things to fix @ the rear!
any attacker coming in that's not CR7 or a potential youth, that player can go to blazes cool
how about selling rooney to PSG in the summer & replace with wesley? keep wesley fresh only for european games......mata/januzaj/herrera to slug it out in the hole for the domestic competitions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:40pm On Oct 11, 2014
SailorXY:
Rooney 25hrs/8days every leap week
you would pick rooney ahead of sneijder? wesley sneijder?? cheesy grin

there was no point in rooney's long football career at which he was even close to sneijder. in 2010, there was no player better than wes sneijder on the planet.

even in the last world cup, he was instrumental to everuthing holland achieved. they were 2nd in the previous world cup & the came 3rd this year......abeg, sneijder>>>>>>>rooney.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2014
onila:
Temmy007 @OfficialTemmy · now 3 hours ago
My daughter has been found, the grandma was arrested and detained but released on bail for now.
i told you nigeria is the easiest place to find criminals. so grandma was arrested? did she spend a night in one of those dinghy police cells in PH?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2014
SIRcumalot:
Shaw at 19,is nowhere as good as Baines but he can be,
In today's market its hard to find FB's great at Both the offense and defense even Coentrao sucks offensively.Ashley cole is one of the rare few great at both.
If Shaw plays as well as Cole or baines I say we lucked out.
We have the money and are currently carrying a few Deadbeats right now.(Young,Anderson) it is the cost of doing business not taking risk is partly why we dey where dey.
how can you call that lucking out?
we paid £30m for an unknown entity who has done nothing yet in the first 2 months of his career. did baines cost £30m when everton signed him or did wenger buy ashley cole for £30m? what's the comparison?

StarBoard: I think Coentrao excels at his primary duty which is defending.
Adapting him to modern tactical dispositions is another matter entirely, but Shaw is neither here nor there in my estimation. Another Rooney who can do plenty things but does not excel in any particular area.
Someone who is hardly fit and would not be available to prove he can do anything.(Shaw)
contreao is super excellent offensively & defensively. he can play in about 3 positions. his crosses are excellent & there's tenacity in his game just like rafael. i would rather have contreao than any english left back - baines is the microcosm of what fabio contreao is.....
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 12:18pm On Oct 11, 2014
50calibre: This thread doesn't have as much traffic as I would want, so I will save you pics for a more appropriate thread. It's in your hands though, if you behave yourself like I've instructed you to, we won't have to go through this again else I will treat people to the sight of your long neck & cocoyam head grin
if it's traffic you want, i can get traffic for you. post the picture. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
luke shaw is another british kid who has refused to look after himself. at 19, he looks 29. disproportionate upper body to the lower body.....i forsee a very short career sprinkled with long-term injuries.

moyes must be an idïot to spend nearly £30m when workhorses like contreao or even baines could have been bought for that price. shaw has not performed better than büttner each time he's played so what's the hype about?
Family › Re: Linda Ikeji: Her Mistake by coogar: 10:25am On Oct 11, 2014
kay29000:
She does that to encourage other people struggling to make it in a legitimate way...she does it to motivate young girls they can make good money and live a good life without sleeping around. And you can't compare her with Bella Naija...Bella is from a rich background. Linda went from nothing to something...that is something to talk about.
encourage who?
everyone knows her story already. she went from nothing to something - she's the most successful blogger in nigeria & reh reh reh.

so she must show her car to the world to encourage people who already know she's successful? next thing is to show us her sėx sessions to encourage lesbïans & faggöts?

please, that excuse is watery. no one made her an ambassador of youths. she should concentrate on her blogging & leave the showboating to the kids. she doesn't act her age.
Rap Battles › Re: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS II|*ILLNESS Vs TEDDYBIYASI*»»| by coogar: 10:20am On Oct 11, 2014
MVGT - teddymiyaki

teddy bodied illness in flow, opener, rhymes, punches & wordplay.

illness took personal, closer & metaphor.
Family › Re: Linda Ikeji: Her Mistake by coogar: 11:52pm On Oct 10, 2014
nwababy:
Apart from Plagiarism, She was flaunting her wealth and success as if she's staying in abroad. She was just broadcasting all her moves and all that; In life, everyone that laugh with you is not a friend. Is a pity but I learnt a big lesson from her.
she's a bush woman!
where's the smartness in all that bullshyte she does? this is why bellanaija would always be classier than linda.

if linda wants to buy a bugatti, she should do it & enjoy herself. why put herself on the spot by explaining why she's buying a car? i cannot imagine genevieve or omotola going on twitter to explain why they bought a car......she's an mgbeke babe - that needless explanation is her way of showing off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:32pm On Oct 10, 2014
leggo:
But Roy Keane can choke on your pinkie kock for all I care...
i looked into the matter & roy keane never said what nihilist is running with. some alcoholic chelsea fans came up with that fake quotes to cause chaos.

this is what roy keane said.....

I loved everything about United. From the day I signed for them. I just think it suited my personality. I loved the team, I loved the way we played. I liked all the lads, I liked the training, I liked the way we travelled. I liked the pressure. I liked the United fans. I thought they were pretty switched on, even when we lost – they’d be going mad, but a nice mad.

I liked the demands. The kit. The badge. The history. I liked living in Manchester. I got on well with the manager. There was trust there – a big word in football. I liked the staff. Everyone at the training ground. The groundsmen. The different coaches over the years. Brian Kidd. Jim Ryan. Steve McClaren. Walter Smith. Carlos Queiroz. Micky Phelan. And winning – I enjoyed the winning.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 10:29pm On Oct 10, 2014
50calibre:
Looool maybe we need to hire the services of this pastor. grin
what's the man looking for in that picture? did he keep his money there?
Family › Re: Starving Wife, Help Advice Her Please by coogar: 10:23pm On Oct 10, 2014
beeevan:
Seriously this man is old, let him be before he breaks his waist. You swore to celibacy the day you chose a man almost two decades older. For better, for worse....
be nice!
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 9:43pm On Oct 10, 2014
chic2pimp:
I am telling you bruv. Those ladies are living life. The only downside is the amount of time they spend isolated in their cell. Those little cell blocks are more posh than most 3star hotels in Nigeria
with TV sets, freeview channels, etc.
some of those private prisons have facilities that some london boroughs don't have - state of the art gym facilities, 3D football pitches....they eat 3 square meals too. grin
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 9:41pm On Oct 10, 2014
pickabeau1:
Man Utd fans will never accept that the players sabotaged DM undecided
sabotaged DM?
he was clueless. there was no clear sight of what he was doing or where he was taking united. the football was horrible to watch for most parts. moyes is small time......he's not cut out for the big stage!
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar:
chic2pimp:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

She'll personally request that she extradicted to the UK to serve the remainder of her jail time. She wouldn't even mind serving the whole term sef. grin
and they pamper them in female prisons. she's a senior citizen - more pampering. if she's in a london prison where nigerian foods are now regular, she would gladly finish her sentence in the UK.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:30pm On Oct 10, 2014
biglife76:
Hello My people,

I was deceived into marrying a lady back home in Nigeria, immediately she got her visa and came to the uk, her true intentions came to light, so I also calmly didnt renew her visa and she is back in Nigeria now. I live and work in the UK now, but I want to divorce her legally so that I can carry on with my life peacefully and hopefully will marry somene with clear intentions. Is there anything like NO FAULT DIVORCE IN NIGERIA? We have been separated for a long time now and march 2015 will make it 2 years, but I dont want to waste my time again, so want to use the best option to quietly and legally end this charade. Any advise. God bless you guys.
what was her true intention?
Family › Re: Starving Wife, Help Advice Her Please by coogar: 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2014
Pepunis:
What do i do, when my husband has no interest in sex, after several conversation on the issue, he told me point and black that he drive no happines in sex, that sex is not his life style, that if not for children he will remain enuch till death. This sex issue destroyes his first and second marriage, He made me to know that the prevous was caught wit different men to the extend of them getting pregnant, mine is the third marriage, now i know he is the cause of their unfaithfulnes, for me i don't want to sleep with another except my husband, but he is starving the madness out of me, like once in a month, if u ask him either he has prayer or he has major problems not sex, i inquire and was made to understand that, that is his life right from youth, am 33 he is 50, please am dying silently, but i know he is a good man but this sex is the prob i have with him, and i love sex at least 3 times a week,
invest all your next month's salary on dïldos & duracell batteries.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 9:21pm On Oct 10, 2014
chic2pimp:
If they really do want to make sure She is properly punished for the crime she committed, they'll have her serve the Jail term in Nigeria. Alas they wouldn't
well.....true.
they should send her to kuje prison where mosquitoes are as big as butterflies. grin
Family › Re: So, Some Nigerian Women Are Still Having Babies Out Of Wedlock This Day And Age by coogar: 9:16pm On Oct 10, 2014
itstpia1:
this is not an indictment and i am in no way criticizing the lady in the situation, just wondering why this is still happening and recurring frequently.

i think those of us who say its not Nigerian culture, are missing something.
get used to it......
the stigmatisation of polygyny brought this nonsense to our society. back in the days, if a man impregnates a woman, he must marry her & he wouldn't have any qualms about it cos he knows he could always get as many wives as possible.

these days, that option of polygyny has been taken away from the men. he only gets one chance to marry a woman of his dreams. if he gets a woman he doesn't really love pregnant, he is not likely to stay with her....who wants to marry a woman he doesn't love?
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 9:07pm On Oct 10, 2014
chic2pimp:
For how long? Should would be out in no time. No be the British Justice System?
yes, you are correct....
the law pampers women here. she would do 3-6 months in a privately-owned prison out of a 3-year sentence.

those crooked judges! grin
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 9:02pm On Oct 10, 2014
onila:
thats how one yoruba girl went to go and report my aunty to the london police for
enrolling her child in pre-school for single mothers

just because of a small fight, all that drama

I detest tho-se b1tches with a passion!
do you hate women generally or you only hate yoruba babes? grin
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:58pm On Oct 10, 2014
AdannayaBella:
I can and will (with no apologies) insult somebody whose view is full of shít. I mean, who are you that I should respect? In any case, I'm also sorry for your type. Having to live with the IQ of a sponge must be terrible. I feel for you, sir.
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Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2014
onoja12:
after you get her
getting her is easy....
she has a name & she has a face.....how hard can it be to have her cuffed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:49pm On Oct 10, 2014
MicSmith:
Blackett is composed on the ball and has a good passing range. But he lacks awareness, positioning and man marking skills. This pay hike is just crazy. Maybe van gaal sees potential. Luke is definitely overpaid
he's a left back - not really a centre-half, he was just filling in for the crocks in our midst. blackett is the tall version of evra - his dribbling skill is first class & he understands wing play to the T.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37qnHWDNbnM

this is blackett taking the pïss on his markers....
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:47pm On Oct 10, 2014
onoja12:
in britain the woman can be king,alpha and omega and the men there wimps but in Nigeria husband and wife have equal and different roles to play in a childs life and they both have equal rights to the child
the criminal grandma shouldn't have perpetrated the crime in a country where women can be king, alpha & omega and the men there are wimps.....

she should have waited for the girl to bring the child to nigeria before stealing the child. the criminal grandma cannot escape this one....she's going down.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:37pm On Oct 10, 2014
SirShymex:
Well, since the guy's name is on the birth certificate, I believe he's also a "custodian parent" based on the new law targeted at absentee dads. I might be wrong though.
how do you know the guy's name is on the birth certificate? was he @ the hospital when the child was birthed? i thought he wanted no part of the baby as at the time - i doubt his name would be on the BC.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:07pm On Oct 10, 2014
onila:
naa,he wasnt my type

I like them tall and dark

hes kinda half indian, ewww loll
hahahahaha......
onila, you are reaching.

SirShymex:
Lmao...I just saw the threads and decided to view the e-wars.
They have their own battalions and regiments, with commanders. grin
I honestly can't remember the links - the mods must have deleted them, anyway.
no problem....
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 8:01pm On Oct 10, 2014
onila:
I am defending them under-cover
not putting myself out there
you have already put yourself out there defending a prolific kidnapper like this grandma.

lol
aint related to them, just grew up with the baby father and his brothers n sisters
i thought as much - i have a feeling you have kissed the babydaddy before.

Mondisweets:
i have better things to kill for, that are not a 2inch co*ck with herpes
mondi, don't knock it until you try it. 50calibre might just be the one for you. grin i see a high level of compatibility between you guys. just give him a chance, let him prove himself. grin

onila:
hes a really nice guy, very funny and friendly
this is a sad time for this family cry cry
I pray this of-emanu b1tch achieves nothing
go & get a box of kleenex - this grandma is going to prison....amongst other mothers who would be told of her crime. even in prison, inmates hate crimes against kids. grin the chances of grandma getting stabbed in holloway prison is 80% grin

we the friends and the family of the Ehiemere's will make sure she does not go to Jail abroad
they shld bring her back to Naija, she will spend only one day in jail
just for the records
but we will bring her out @ all cost
you should have spent this money in court to fight a legal battle with the babymomma.....onila, you are fighting a lost cause.
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2014
SirShymex:
Lmao...they have a database where they post pictures from in the politics section. Heck, even grandma babyosisi was in the mix, with her teeth out like bugs bunny. Those guys are crazy! grin
send me a link, please....
it's always a pleasure to see the faces behind some mouthful monikers. grin

donedy:
Ofe_manu and their usual ranting. What reputable news will carry thia trash, except stupid bloggers run by ofe-manu.
The welfare girl called Tommy lost custody then went online to seek sympathy.
lost custody? where? in your dreams?
in which court was it decided that she lost custody? if the court ruled like you claim, why was the father not present in court so the child can be handed over to him?

you think you are in your firewood background hamlet where you can talk nonsense? you don't have a prayer, donedy. your mother would soon become the most famous nigerian criminal. her only option now is to join boko haram & relocate to sambisa forest. cheesy grin

onoja12:
did she use the court to gain custody of the child in the first placehuh
secondly why in God's name would i want to come and leave in britain,Nigeria is too sweet for me to leave,i can visit and spend some few days but i definitely can't stay outside Nijia for more than two weeks
she's the mother of the child or do you have any maternity test that proves otherwise? in the UK, all mothers automatically have parental responsibility for their child from the moment of the child's birth.......

for the fathers, certain steps have to be taken for him to have parental responsibility. grin
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 7:46pm On Oct 10, 2014
SirShymex:
I definitely don't want to see anyone's pictures after the ugliness I've been exposed to in the politics section this week. Folks need to keep it anonymous. grin

Dailymail - digging shyte out since Britannia reigned supreme!
whose ugliness? grin
shymexx - you cannot be monopolising all these pictures. let a brother see some, biko.

onoja12:
what does that statement tell you,and i am still asking you did she tell you she asked the father,women don't own sole power over children you know?
if the father knew that, why did he not exercise his rights through the courts to take custody of the child? why use his mother to take law into his own hands?

crime against a minor? in the UK?
i pity una generation. christ would be back before anyone remotely close to that family would be allowed into britain again.....

onila:
why wld my picture be there huh
ain't you the spokesperson of the family? grin
Family › Re: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by coogar: 7:41pm On Oct 10, 2014

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