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Chelseafan1:
He's the reigning PFA, FWA, Players' player of the year 2014/2015 season...Deal with it bros

and we keep telling you it's undeserved.

the reigning PFA player of the year has no goals in 8 league games and his team sits 16th on the table. sometimes, the number speaks for itself.....

airmark:
If you like take it as a pinch of potash.
Januzaj will not be as bad as this for man utd.
https://i.imgflip.com/s64c2.gif

and yet hazard missed a penalty - a surer chance to score than the depay miss. hazard didn't even hit the target, his shot went outside the stamford bridge & hit a pregnant woman in the belly on kings road.

hazard is a fraud!

Mourinholic:
MOST ASSISTS IN THE #BPL since August
2012... Cazorla 32 Hazard 29 Silva 28 Mata
25 Rooney 25


Haters be like- Penalties taken must have been counted as an assist......

This is a player who doesnt take corner or free kicks


@coogar can you now see Hazard has more assist than Silva, don't even talk about goals scored

the average chelsea fan is an idiöt!

hazard
12/13 - 14 assists - 2638 mins
13/14 - 9 assists - 2897 mins
14/15 - 12 assists - 3397 mins
15/16 - 2 assists - 720 mins

hazard has 37 assists in 9,652 mins.

silva
12/13 - 10 assists - 2522 mins
13/14 - 12 assists - 2174 mins
14/15 - 11 assists - 2166 mins
15/16 - 6 assists - 420 mins

silva has 39 assists in 7,282 mins

hazard is a fraud!
he's played 2,300 mins more and yet he has 2 fewer assists than david silva.

SIRcumalot:
Can't wait to play chelsea
90minutes of ivanovic will fix this,sharp sharp.

chelsea fans are a disgrace....

if my team sits in the 16th position with the array of prima-donna players in the chelsea squad, i would be ashamed to speak in public.

yet you have shameless goats on this thread....opening their gobs like they are suffering from diarrhoea of the mouth.

ayodele234:
Quote me anywhere. Earning 35,000 pounds before tax is living paycheck to paycheck. Unless you don't live in a one room apartment. That's the amount new immigrants need to make to be eligible to settle in the United Kingdom. Probably you think you are talking to someone from a village.

you are indeed from the village......

£35,000 per annum is well above the poverty level and this is why theresa may wants only the rich immigrants in the UK. what percentage of the people living in the UK earns £35,000 per annum? i doubt it's more than 20%.

How many people in the United Kingdom have 5,000-10,000 pounds in emergency savings? Young man no need jumping on your feet or insulting, swallow the bitter reality that UK. is not all that.

what has this gotta do with your outlandish remark that £35,000 per annum is living from pay check to pay check. the median annual gross wage in inner london is even less than £35,000......and that's central london where the highest wages are paid in the entire UK. the median gross wage of the entire UK is only £22,000. so how can £35k be considered living from pay check to pay check when the breadline(poverty line) is £22k?

https://www.cityam.com/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41686/Top-10-by-median-annual-gross-wage-Media_chartbuilder.png

The first 2 million richest Nigerians live and made their money in Nigeria. Nobody abroad is in the first 2 million.

is this one of your theories that you pulled out of the rectum of a baboon? i guess mike adenuga isn't among the first 2 million richest nigerians then according to your obtuse analysis.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jun/24/new-uk-immigration-rules-will-you-be-affected

this is irrelevant to your point.
you are actually making my point with that. UK immigration is technically telling you there that only the rich migrants who can contribute to their economy would be immune from immigration control. if you earn £35k in the UK, you are rich!

opener: rebel
i thought his opener was more on point than
kim's. kim's play on deaconess shoulda been worded better to achieve maximum damage.

rhymes: TIE
both cats went hard as muthafückers in this criterion. mind blowing polysyllabic rhymes were sprayed everywhere with vigour. i was highly entertained.


metaphors: rebel
kim had few generic metas. the abidal line has been overused. limerick once had emenike with a 9 in his back. the ash anty bar made no sense.

rebel had more deadly metas. the metas in his opener was dopë. red bottom & adanna 28 lines were fireeeeee. rebel was more creative and highly consistent!

punches: TIE
no crushing haymaker from both cats but there were few highs from them. kim had the better ideas but he worded most of them weakly. rebel had simple & direct punches and he worded them superbly.

flow: kim
rebel's flow was good enough but kim has definitely improved with his line compressions. i knew what to expect from the rebel but kim blew me out of the water with his short build ups to the punch so this category defly belongs to kim.


wordplays: rebel
rebel went with homicide, olosho, diego forlan, avenger. kim scripted ashanti, deaconess, timi dakolo. once again, kim had the better idea but his poor verbiage let him down. rebel had the much more simpler angle but he worded it better. shoulda been a tie but olosho bar edged it to rebel.

closer: TIE
both cats went with NL reference. adanna28 vs teddy. "NL won't love his bars like adanna28" had more heft technically but kim managed to squeeze a metaphor in his quatrain before the punch to put himself at par with rebel's punch. it's a tie for me.

MVGT: rebel

this is the first time mik has compressed his lines in a battle. wow! the edo queen has finally learnt how to script like a vet.

verds coming soon.....

stay tuned!

ayodele234:
trust me you will understand with time. You are still busy converting currency. It is not my fault that you are brain dead but reality will eventually open your eyes. How come you are using petrol and not basics like accommodation?

you are a consummate retärd!

stüpidly, you opined that N60,000 and £2,000 have the same purchasing power. i used fuel as a reference point and your analysis fell flat on its face. no one is comparing currency - i am just exposing your idiocy by using basic arithmetic.

How many average houses in Nigeria do you pay 90k a month to rent?

how many average houses in nigeria come with portable water, boiler, washer/dryer, phone line, internet hub, etc?

If you think earning 35,000 pounds annually in the UK. then talk to anyone living there. 35k pounds is living paycheck to paycheck. In time the truth will be revealed to you and your damaged head will be repaired and your ignorance punished!

people who earn £40k per annum in the UK are in the top 10% of high salary earners so how can £35k pounds be paycheck to paycheck. this is how simpletons like you misinform the public on what you know nothing about.

SailorXY:
we have a great team just

drop Rooney

Morgan & Herrera + experience in middle (3)

give Pereira or Wilson the slot if Memphis continues to misbehave!

this isn't even quantum physics

LVG has no balls to drop rooney.
everyone knows by now that rooney does not deserve to start in any of our games with his idïotic performance this season.

darkenedrebel:
The dude is a beast... IMO he's a better freestyler than Charron, dizaster & Co.
they don't rhyme as good as King Los when they freestyle

charron??
there's no better freestyler than charron in the world. you can quote me anywhere. the only reason he's not rated is because of his subdued personality.

airmark:
No one is saying he is in his best form, but his worst form for Belgium is better than depay's best. In this same 2015, he played 6 games, scored 4. Depay, the scam of a footballer may not be in euro 2016.

depay has scored 4 goals this season, hazard has zero & he's played in every game for chelsea. hazard even missed a penalty - that's another pointer to tell you hazard has been a pile of brown shyte this season.

airmark:
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There can never be a worse comment. Unless the poster wishes hazard death and no true Chelsea fan would have written that. LVG did money laundering with depay deal. He needs to be arrested.

even belgium manager told us hidden is his worst player in 2015. who would know about hazard if not his national team manager?

airmark:
Dopejemi said Hi to you.

https://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq229/murderofcrows_2008/Hello.gif

that's a spur of the moment reaction....
we all say that from time to time during the games when players make ridiculous decisions. if i go to your thread, i would find a more devastating comment concerning hazard.

airmark:
We are talking of current rickety rooney. He was a fantastic player before, but now it's as if he wears mini skirt to play. A player when set against a keeper now, will first polish his boots before looking for where to place the ball. If such person could score hattrick against brugges, then depay should be scoring super-hat trick against such rubbish team.

all these na story.
fact remains depay has been considerably better than hazard this season.

It will take coogar, a whole month, before he could recover from the arsenal shock.

hazard has faced clubs poorer than bruge & yet failed to score. he's played a total of 9 competitive goals this season with zero goals to show for it. admit it - hazard is a fraud!

airmark:
A team a rickety rooney scored against too. You need to get over that arsenal loss. It has dealt you a serious blow.


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rickety rooney has scored against chelsea several times. your logic says chelsea are a shyte team then. your loss to the saints at stamford bridge has compromised your nervous system.

manie:
Are you sure, I know a couple of Nigerians in UK who are lookng for 150k per month job in Nigeria, talkless of a Bank manager who earns multiples of that amount and access to multi-million interest free loans.

that is because they probably don't have any job in the UK as we speak. the security guy that works in my office building in the night makes £15/hour. he sometimes work 80-90 hrs per week. you do the math & tell me this dude would prefer N150k job in lagos....

ayodele234:
You know nothing about economics. Poverty is defined by where you live and not by converting difference currencies. The purchasing power of someone earning 2,000 pounds in UK. is equivalent to someone making 60,000 naira in Nigeria. You need to talk to an economist before typing what you don't understand

you are a capital idïot!

60,000 naira will struggle to buy 600 litres of petrol. 2,000 pounds will buy 2,000 litres of petrol. i will rip everything you have learnt in economics into shreds within 30 mins if you permit me. £2,000 pounds is the equivalent of N60,000? i think you need to lie down and reappraise your intelligence quotient.

airmark:
Nobody is saying a goal mean something, exactly what we are saying about that scam of a player, depay scoring against in play-off up and down and a cheap goal only a blind man will miss in epl. My point is, he was nt a shyte in preseason, the quality of that goal is what you should look into, he is now very slow and would not be able to pull that kind of stunt right now. A sh1tty player like depay can not score that kind of goal against barca's 3rd tier team.

depay scored a better goal in the CL-play offs. a much better goal if i may add. hazard is a fraud!

pickabeau1:
Double standards

haha!!

Ewuro4:
WOW

madam ewuro, long time no see.....

airmark:
Welcome back coogar, is it that loss to arsenal that caused kind of memory loss to you? In what period did hazard score this goal? Well may be shyte means another thing to you.

https://i.imgflip.com/rpgfo.gif

scoring a goal does not mean you are not shyte. rooney has scored this season and he's still considered shyte by many. it's all about the general play, not necessarily the goals.

pickabeau1:
Ask the femi

no woman is dangerous enough to be kept behind bars in britain.

Lizabeth25:
That's d problem about humans! Even if u are killing yourself on d job, oyinbo people use una as slave, instead to run back home and let us receive una like d black sheep, una will prefer to die there!

Is it by force..?

your view is myopic.....
those dirty jobs pay and are taking care of the young & old in nigeria. nigerians in diaspora remit about $21 billion annually in the last 3 years and you are talking about being used as slaves. you need to grab a book and stop reading linda ikeji's blog.

Lizabeth25:
Who send them.. Then they should come back home nah..!

Most of them accept dirtier jobs than the ones naija can offer!

those "dirtier" jobs pay more money than most bank managers make in nigeria. it's all about the money money money.

Truthpallbearer:
You all UK-based Nigerians should give back to the Nigerian society instead of calling us sour grapes.

what exactly should the UK-based naija folks give back? instead of you to demand accountability from your corrupt leaders, you want people that are 6,000 miles away from you to give back?

you must be very intelligent.

bebe2:
anything yellow or green

no wahalz

bebe2:
everything my brother,

been on the matter for over six months, just ready to shake body

don't worry.....
me & shymm3x go grace the occasion. any aso-ebi things?

bwahahahaha

peckham in north london?
some people would just sit their arses down and write rubbish to drive home their frail points. it beats me how detectives can question anyone holding a mobile phone to take a selfie. detectives are out there looking for drug peddlers & ticket evaders, not anyone taking selfies. the write-up was fabricated from the rectum of a baboon.

bebe2:
LONG STORY,
too many nigerians working themselves to death, so they can send money
to some ingrates in naija.
they have forgotten how to enjoy themselves and have fun
come oct 17th the groove is on , if u are in manchester come to my mums 80th birthday party.
no time to check timeooooo

main manchester or greater?
if there's going to be rotisserie chicken, count me in.

Chelseafan1:
Neymar got sent off at d Copa....

Since Messi got injured, how many goals has he scored, how has he influenced the barca team o success?

neymar has 4 goals in 535 league mins.

tell us about hidden.....

Chelseafan1:
Lol...are we talking about the league or national team now, yes, he truly carried Brazil by getting sent off and winning the world cup.

nothing neymar does for barca would be appreciated cos you would quickly identify messi, suarez, rakitic as the main men so brazil is a good example of neymar's productivity.

hazard got sent off at the world cup?

Chelseafan1:
Yes,Neymar has been winning games for Barca since Messi got injured, it's obvious to the whole world.

we saw how neymar carried brazil at the last world cup. fellaini carried belgium, hazard was completely anonymous like his first name: hidden

Iceskidd:
Hollow was the king of rebuttals at his time

hollow is light years below DNA/charron. hollow quickly rebuts at the start of his verse to counter what his opponents say. DNA/charron pull it out in the middle of their verse when you think they aren't going to rebut. that's some mad skills......

Chelseafan1:
This is bullshit....U asked me about Harry Kane, I told you Hazard won it also and unlike Harry Kane, he stepped up the following season to win the PFA best player, what else do you want, didn't Bale, Suarez and cr7 win the same award??

The guys you mentioned up there are playing or played with the best teams in the world alongside world class stars.

Hazard has been playing at that average Lille since he was a teenager unlike Muller and Messi that started in Bayern and Barca, yet he got discovered, lit up the French league, came to a different league and still made sense, winning several awards and helping his team to trophies....What else do u want Dayo??

of course.....
ronaldo played with 8 world class players at sporting lisbon before he was discovered.

nothing stops hazard from playing with the best players in the world or playing alongside world class players.

real madrid quickly dropped their interest in him. florentino perez said if he must buy anything that dives for more than £40m, it would rather be a submarine.

Chelseafan1:
See u, how was he shitty towards the end of last season, is it by getting the only goal against Man u or by scoring against Arsenal or by stepping up when Costa got banned and Fabregas lost form....nawa for u o .
At the pre season, he played well even against Barca, I don't know when u start rating a player based on pre season form. (I understand, anything to discredit Hazard)
Chelsea have been shitty, don't single out Hazard.

that's exactly the point.....
world class players carry their team on their shoulders and win games. na chelsea come dey carry hazard. why do you think players like muller, robben, neymar, silva, etc are rated? it's because they almost always make massive impact in every game.

Odogwu007:
You lost me here. Pls expanciate how young n milner relate.

they were all once young PFA award recipients.....like hazard!

Chestar5:
hmmnnnn @bolded, you know it wrong

rooney has been shyte for 3 seasons....