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Chelseafan1:
Stfu already....before u start telling me Freekicks are not part of the game :_D

scoring from freekick is pure ingenuity....there are opponents between the ball and the goal. however, hazard just strolls to take pens when he's done nothing productive in the game. you have to be a recto-cranially inverted baboon to think such goals are not awoof penalties.

freecocoa:
Yes, the fathers sit down and drink while discussing whatever it is they want.

in other words, the fathers don't participate in the makossa moves the moms force the kids to dance?

I'm not telling you because I want you to believe it, I'm telling you because it's the truth, my own cousin picks out what he wants his girl to wear sometimes, when he even feel's she's too covered and will suffocate, his wife will insist it's cold.

i find this hard to believe.....

My dad bought clothes for us while growing up. Some my mum liked, some she didn't.

and some of the bought clothes include bum shorts?

Make I ask based on your reply to Ofalady, what should a woman's money be used on in a family?

bulbs, mosquito nets, dustpan, washing-up liquid, detergents, etc.

Chelseafan1:
Just go to bed abeg....enuf is enuf.

on my own thread?
if you are not an irresponsible swine used to poking your nose in your neighbour's yard, you shoulda known you have overstayed your welcome here.

fück outta here & go join your army of lunatics in your nuthouse!

Chelseafan1:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth....could all these be coming from a 50- year old??

Truly, a fool at 40 will forever remain a fool.

surely, you have seen enough 50 year-olds misbehave. your biological dad is a classic example!

freecocoa:
Haha! You don't know zilch about naija parties then, they even have 'daddies corners' at these parties.

daddies corners?

I'm not trying to shift blame, I just want you to know you can't blame mothers alone, I know a man that buys clothes for his kids, and he buys lots of bumshorts, boots, tops, etc for them(his wife included) whenever he travels out of the country.

you know a man that buys such for his daughters? i refuse to believe this. the average nigerian man is super-protective when it comes to his daughters. bum-shorts? you gotta be kidding me!

MusingsOfALady:
You can't totally absolve the Fathers, someone just commented on how her father brought her up. While the father dosent usually buy the clothes or applies the makeup, his responsibilty is not limited to providing. He should set the tone for what is acceptable and on his his children should be brought up.
The reason some women don't do it is because of their husbands.

i can totally absolve the fathers.
if we are talking about kids not going to school cos of fees, kids not getting well-fed, etc then fathers should shoulder that blame. however, on this subject, the fathers have no blame at all.

Chelseafan1:
Its still very hard to believe you are over 50 years old....I shake my head in shame and disbelief.

don't compare me to your irresponsible father, biko. you should shake your head in shame from the family tree you were unfortunate to sprout from.

I'm very sorry for insulting u sir, na like 5 years my papa go take senior u...I take doz insults back.

that same father of yours that was in the same class as obasanjo? don't reduce his age cos he failed in life. your father is older than the land of galilee.

Buh as an elder, e get as u sef suppose dey behave for here, no be to dey do like weyrey upandan.

All d same, no vex, no quote me again biko.

you would be able to spot an elder behaving like werey. they must be flashes of your childhood memories. legend has it that your father used to climb trees nakëd when you were still a child.

freecocoa:
Not painting the face ofcourse, not doing anything about it.

the fathers are normally at work at these party hours. don't shift the blame.....he cannot provide the money for clothing, food, shelter, etc and still be held responsible for the kinda clothes the wife buys for the kids.

classicB:
This is an example of what happens when a slut decides to have a child for someone like her, cos i cnt even imagine how kids would be dressed that way!! Our African nature is slowly dieing down, babymama everywhere, and the society even celebrates that.
Who born me well to dress scantily even as an adult? my daddy had 10girls and we know what it means to have 10GiRLS, he brought us all up in modesty, my roomate still calls me S.U even tho i wear trouser and do a litttle makeup, i wouldnt even be comfortable exposing sensitive parts of my body, not to talk of small kids.
The problem lies with mothers especially cos they feel like they own the kids and they know whats best for them.

classicB:
You're so correct, and if you check am well it either they are single mother or babymama
They want their kids to look fabulous from their tender age.

you wicked small o!

Chelseafan1:
Dindinrin, afofungbemu, go and cancel penalties na....Oponu arindin.

He won the best player last season, no one reckons with ur senseless opinions , if e pain u, go kill urself.

by the age of 23, ronaldo won ballon d'or. chelsea fans should keep going orgasmïc over player of the season in the BPL. man utd have produced 3 players with the ballon d'or awards - your hopeless club has produced none!

hell, giggs has won more titles than the entire chelsea history. it's not hard to see why you are the disgrace. me & you nor dey the same category. so bow to your god or thunder may carbonise that hamlet you call a house.

anuofia!

freecocoa:
Doesn't the father get any blame?

nigerian father painting the face of his daughters for a party?

Chelseafan1:
lmaooo.....Ogbeni....get lost, u have been disgraced.

you are the disgrace....
if i get washed like i have washed you this evening, i would deactivate. your lack of decorum is the only reason you are still posting.

i touched many issues affecting your miserable life. a wide range from your stüpidity genes to your semi-illiterate status. how can a single individual live with these many problems?

Mr. Penalty is not part of the game

yes!
awoof penalty is not part of the game. every time you tell us hazard scored 14 goals, at least 30% of them are awoof penalties to pad up the stats. you have been mortally destroyed!

fück out of here!

all these phonics & phonetics on top battle? the drama here will never cease to amaze me.

what's the count now? who's leading?

Chelseafan1:
Don't shift post, u said pks aren't part of the game of soccer and you goofed for stating that on a public forum, U need serious beating

you are a fool.....
you want to compare a player that adds an extra 35% of his total goals from the penalty spot to the one that has no penalty goals in his haul?

did a goat urïnate on your head as a tot?

Can u see how phoolish u are?, show me someone who never passed thru nursery Skul and yet could engage you in a debate for over an hour, you are the most stupiid Man u fan on this board, no apologies

if you really attended a nursery school then you would know to discern infected from infested. you and who engaged in a debate? this is the coog schooling a mere delivery boy from papa john's.

internet is the only medium where an intellectually sterile buffoon like yourself can even have a chit chat with me. in the real world, it wouldn't happen. the closest you can come to me is prolly washing my windshield in a lagos traffic.

anuofia!

Chelseafan1:
All these you are typing are bullshit, can only come from an old phool like you, tell me Nigga, how do these change the fact that ur fvcked up brain was on sleep mode when you stated that PKs aren't part of Soccer....??

taking awoof penalties does not and has never been a good sign of creativity. any idïot like yourself can score from the penalty spot. this is why hazard isn't rated & he will never win the ballon d'or. zouma has a better chance of winning it than hazard.

What were you thinking when you typed and posted that with ur leprosy-infested hand.

that should read leprosy-infected!

it's not hard to see that you never had the chance to enrol in a nursery school. you were probably tutored under a mango tree with a complete set of black slate/several coloured chalks. how do you intend to train your kids when you possess the intellectual maturity of a ewe? how did you survive infancy with your level of foolishness?

crackhaus:
Who or what do we blame for this now?

Someone help me out, I'm itching to type something...

who else would you blame other than the idïotic mothers dressing them up like hoodrats. women can be very silly with the way they train their kids. there has to be a law that prevents some women from having/training kids. no father would dress up his daughter in bumshorts with lewd make-up on her face. this has the signature of irresponsible mothers all over it!

Chelseafan1:
Lmfao....oti dun werey... Oga, koshi danu and quit disgracing ur family members and ur fellow manure fans.


Oponu akindanidani claiming Penalty is not part of football, U are a disgrace to ur lineage

and you are a disgrace to the tadpoles that spurted out of your father's phallus. how you managed to win that particular race is shocking considering the size of the stüpidity genes in your DNA. if you marry a fool like you, you would produce plonkers.

Djhack1:
this dude should pay you for service rendered, you really schooled him.

he's a career simpleton!

the other day, his comrades had to curse him out for comparing the inconsistent hazard to the golden neymar....

Chelseafan1:
You must be really sick for the bolded, what kinda rubbish talk is this?? in fact, ur brain needs reset sharply.

you are a consummate rêtard!
the nerve of an idiøtic chelsea fan saying someone else needs brain reset. you have been needing brain-reset the moment you sucked your first blast of fresh air.

How could a living soul claims that Penalty is not part of the game when Cr7, a 3-time Ballon D'or winner has been nicknamed Penaldo.

only disgraceful, möronic and flatulent laboratory airheads like yourself call him penaldo. 90% of ronaldo's goals are from open play. there's more to ronaldo's goals than scoring from the spot. without penalties, hazard is a nobody!

Oga, fvck you and ur fvcked up opinions about The reigning EPL best player....U keep sounding ridiculous to prove a point.

i'd kindly re-direct the comment above to the oldest living family member of yours.

In Lampards last season at Chelsea, 2013/2014, Hazard scored the same 14 goals he scored last season, with lesser appearance (35 games) so what nonsense point are you trying to prove?

how many games did lampard play in 13/14 season, you möron? so how come hazard still managed to score 4 goals from the penalty spot? was lampard on the pitch when hazard scored those 4 awoof pens?

you are undoubtedly the most retardëd chelsea fan that has been unfortunate to find his idïotic self on our thread. goons like you should be manually castrated before you procreate with your toxic testes!

may amadioha impregnate you with epilepsy...

I'm done with you for this comment of urs.

go fück yourself!

darkenedrebel:
exactly..my intiial is D.R

tell this to his surrogate father- mr bias ibeefme ibime. Thedarkrebel swept the wordplay criterion clean. anyone who ties it or says i lost it doesn't know anything at all.

to be fair to mik.....he was aiming at dïck in s(shawarma). it's the build-up that was awful. nothing in the quatrain connected with the final punch. pointers like church, pulpit, collar, etc shoulda been in the build up.....kim did wuruwuru to the answer & he wasted a good scheme cos he wasn't intelligent enough to connect the build-up to the final punch.

Chelseafan1:
What do u mean by awoof penalties, stop disgracing yourself Oga, who won most of the Pks?? are pks not part of the game?

U av also failed to address the other stats abi for ur own village, na goals and assists ONLY u dey take pick ur own best player.....U are the best pundit.

how's penalty part of the game? if lampard was still at chelsea, how many goals would hazard have scored last season? do you have any brain at all? player A gets to score awoof penalties, player B has 6 players in front of him to take pens......who's more likely to get goals on a level playing field?

it's becoming increasingly difficult for the average chelsea fan to debate with his common sense. why do you think gerrard & lampard appear better than they look with stats? even when they aren't playing well, there's always a chance to score the odd penalty.

Chelseafan1:
What do u mean by awoof penalties, stop disgracing yourself Oga, who won most of the Pks?? are pks not part of the game?

U av also failed to address the other stats abi for ur own village, na goals and assists ONLY u dey take pick ur own best player.....U are the best pundit.

how's penalty part of the game? if lampard was still at chelsea, how many goals would hazard have scored last season? do you have any brain at all? player A gets to score awoof penalties, player B has 6 players in front of him to take pens......who's more likely to get goals on a level playing field?

it's becoming increasingly difficult for the average chelsea fan to debate with his common sense. why do you think gerrard & lampard appear better than they look with stats? even when they aren't playing well, there's always a chance to score the odd penalty.

Chelseafan1:
The same popularity contest has helped other award-winning players, that's not a convincing point
Hazard scored some 3-point winning goals towards the end of last season, he scored the only goal against Man u, scored against City, scored against Arsenal, Sanchez couldn't even score a goal against Chelsea to get a draw and you want me to rate him better than Hazard??
Who shone better when they both met over 2 legs??
It seems you didn't see the other stats in the image I posted, it was only goals you took serious.

Sanchez had a total of 16 goals, 8 assists
Hazard had a total of 14 goals, 9 assists.


Hazard had more assists, better pass accuracy, more key passes, and a whooping 65 more successful take ons...He obviously bettered Sanchez in most of the key attacking areas and to add icing to the cake, he won the league
ONLY you, my friend will ignore such stats and rate Sanchez ahead of him.

engage your brain box, biko

hazard played 430 minutes more & about 3 awoof penalties.....and yet he was neck and neck with sanchez.

hazard - 9 assists in 3373 mins
sanchez - 8 assists in 2942 mins

according to chelseafan, hazard is better.

Nihilist:
Wow those are some interesting stats...However what was the TOTAL SCORE for both? You know...that score that takes ALL their statistics for the year into account?

Please let me know bro. I wanna know like Joe...

statistics like scoring from penalties, playing 3300 mins, yellow cards, etc? who cares about total? we already know what creativity entails so purists should narrow it down to goals, assists, key passes and chances created while paying attention to the minutes played by both players.

silva has been killing hazard since 12/13.

Nihilist:
Come at me bro...

very well then....

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silva has been shyting on hazard since the belgian found himself in the EPL.

Chelseafan1:
How you would rate a player who couldn't win the league for his team and didn't feature in all the games over a player who was consistent all thru the season is just disturbing.

so if hazard was playing for arsenal in sanchez's stead, arsenal woulda won the league? if sanchez was playing for chelsea in hazard's stead, chelsea woulda finished 3rd?

you are trolling....

I'm done with this argument.
Hazard was better and deservedly won it last season, ur opinion doesn't count when we are to weigh it with seasoned professionals.

it's a popularity contest....
only a sêmen slurping zombie would put hazard ahead of sanchez last season.

Nihilist:
But the same website gave it to Hazard on TOTAL SCORE.

Try again bro...

number of minutes played has a role to play. who cares about total score. costa scored more goals than hazard, cesc assisted more goals than hazard......those are the 2 relevant stats to be considered. dribblings don't win games, goals/assists do.

you try again.....

Chelseafan1:
Sanchez was the closest, so ruminate on these and stop these stats-less argument

seriously - stop showing me articles from brain dead pundits. if hazard played more minutes than sanchez then logic dictates hazard would have more in sheer numbers and this is why the rate is a key factor.

so if player A scores 7 goals in 1400 minutes and player B scores 6 goals in 300 minutes. you would be stüpid enough to say player A is more prolific than player B cos 7 is more than 6? come on - engage your brain box.

Nihilist:
Errrr...No

errrr, yes!
the only thing hazard contributed were humongous number of minutes and awoof penalties. hazard came short in every relevant attacking stats.

Chelseafan1:
You still haven't succeeded in telling me who deserved the PFA player of the year with reasons.

I'm waiting.

hazard wasn't even the best player at chelsea. costa & cesc played better than hazard last season.

kane, aguero and sanchez also deserved it more than hazard. hell, de gea won more points for his club last season than hazard has done in his entire stay in the premier league.

Chelseafan1:
What about those who has suddenly forgotten Hazard's last season's exploit and judging him already after a rough start to the season like he's the ONLY underperforming player in the team.

hazard had no exploit last season. if you take off his awoof penalty, he wasn't better than smalling(defender). you also seem to forget hazard played more than 3,300 mins last season......no other top outfield player played close to hazard's number.

Chelseafan1:
He doesn't deserve to win, were u among those who voted him as the deserved winner?? tell us those who voted for him and let's see who needs to be taken serious between them and you??

it's a popularity contest....
hazard is the only player of the year in europe that is yet to register a goal for his club. this is not coincidence. hazard is a fraud!

Chelseafan1:
The viewing centre I do watch matches here in the north, whenever a certain united fan sees Depay, he always curses Van gaal...just like the way we react when we see Iva on the team sheet.

Coogar, Delay is a fraud, PSV has smartly scammed Man u.
35m waste....Hazard, 32m has delivered for us, what has Delay done??


In fact his name shud be changed to Delay

depay - 4 goals
hazard - 0 goals

this season;
depay>>>>>>>>>>hazard

Chelseafan1:
U need to see the PK messi and Neymar missed, Hazard's own was better

neymar & messi have scored this season.... hazard hasn't....

stop comparing apples to oranges.....