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i don't even know what to call this.... e-tsunami or e-hurricane katrina? all my biblical preaching & scriptures gone in one fell swoop. seun must pay for this!

shymexx: And how else do they all spend their money apart from women and popping champagne? It's the black man's mentality.

hahahaha - his childhood must have been very difficult. there are ways he could have hidden his loot without the attention he brought to himself.

I think the reason why he got 8 years is because he was charged for less than a million pounds. And that's the right sentence. Also, I don't believe 10 years is the max for fraud in the UK - it depends on the amount. I know some guy from Birmingham got sentenced to 12 years in 2012.

he must have been charged with other things. fraud is 10 years maximum even if you manage to scoop all the money in the bank of england.

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/d_to_g/fraud_act/
The maximum penalty for offences under Sections 1, 7 and 9 and is 12 months' imprisonment on summary conviction and 10 years' imprisonment on conviction on indictment.

fizzy got 8 years, he would be out in 4 years. unless they managed to confiscate all his ill-gotten wealth, he got off very very lightly.

JigsawKillah: guy, u no like place wey quiet?

i don't do quietness - i am about BARS. people that cannot speak should leave this place for the spitters. the coog is back after a deserved rest in the hills of himalaya. i figured the best place to write bars is on a mountain in the wilderness.

is it true mikuz attacked NL with a virus so the thread where i killed him would be deleted?

saintbiddy: That is not is fridge mate ,its a picture that was taken at a club in london which as since been shut down (run way )get your facts right before you open your mouth

it's too early for you to start displaying sheer stüpidity. the picture of that fridge was gotten by national crime agency according to daily mail....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679755/Nigerian-conman-called-Fizzy-loved-champagne-scammed-pensioners-life-savings-fake-lottery-fund-lavish-party-lifestyle.html

LooNat11kk: this cooger na pikin, always blowing his own horn everytime -_-

you are a consummate rêtard!
everyone is coogar - including the robbers that came to your house last week to give you a bearing. what the hëck is wrong with you herbivores that you can't keep me name outta your mouth?

shymexx: Stop chatting shyte. Canary Wharf is where all the naija fraudsters live now...and he more or less killed himself by spamming useless pictures everywhere, trying to show he has arrived, when he has no source of income. Unemployed - yet he lives in Canary Wharf - how does he pay his rent? And don't tell me the council gave him that flat.

Asians make millions off fraud, but you never see them make noise. Ditto Eastern Europeans. And when they buy flashy things, they always make sure they have a thriving legit business for cover-up. Go to west midlands, and see young Asian boys driving Ferrari's, Rolls Royce, Bentleys etc. everywhere. But they all have legit businesses for cover-up. You don't see them in Canary Wharf like the lousy Nigerians.

I was at Mile-End/Epping on Monday evening, and you need to come see what these Asian guys are pushing on the roads this summer. But most of them have companies, and businesses - paying taxes. And I'm darn sure those businesses/companies didn't buy those cars because the average Asian is a fraudster.

i thought he got off lightly.....
if i were the judge, i would have given him about 50 years in prison(yeah, i know the maximum years for fraud in the UK is just 10 years) but this guy stretched the borders of lavishness & stüpidity!

i could mitigate for a hustler that went into fraud to help his people back home a la robin hood. he could have built a school in naija or a factory to create jobs but this plonker spent his money on rubbish.....

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/03/1404408989882_wps_2_BEST_QUALITY_AVAILABLE_Un.jpg

look at his fridge for fück's sake - the contents of this fridge would buy a range rover sport. each of those cristal bottles is £500 each & the other compartment is filled with ciroc!


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/03/1404409754539_wps_5_BEST_QUALITY_AVAILABLE_Un.jpg

Ty Lannister: My fellow boys, I de hail una o

Much respect to all married men here o. Y'all got the girl. And you keeping her.

I've got a question o abeg. Please is it possible and how do you rein in your feelings for someone who isn't ready to date you?

very simple....
let her chase you. the philosophy of life is very balanced. the more you want something, the further away it goes. if you pretend to look the other way for a moment, what you want will seek you out. get yourself busy or find someone else in the interim.

4llerbuntu: for yall making noise

none of the other managers inherited a team that had just won a league title by 11 points. i hate these horrible comparisons - fergie inherited a team that barely escaped relegation - moyes inherited a team that won 5 league titles in 7 seasons.

jay bee: God is watching you in 4K

and He's certified me squeaky clean!

jay bee: why wouldn't there be nothing in prague oga coogs after you've managed to errmm eerrrmmmm finish
God dey

finish what?
i only go to prague for business meetings. don't kobalise me - my hands are squeaky clean.

emmyskies: And you call yourself a born-again You want to commit fornication. You're not a born-again pls.

define fornication, please.
how sure are you that you haven't fornicated today?

jay bee: How about you that frequent prague like it's your backyard

there's nothing in prague - it's business as usual.....however, you have been causing mayhem from continent to continent. denzel2009 works for a security company so we developed this facial recognition software to help monitor you. the result has been tantalising.

KeleBaby: Hi Nlanders I have been dating my bf for six months now. We a very open couple, we talk about almost everything. I am a christian, infact i am born again. Before we started off with the relationship, i told him what i want from a man and i want a serious relationship and thats what he wants also. Through out the relationship he asked me if we are gona do it. Am a very honest person , so i told him yes and i like doing it. But its not like i bleep very guy that comes my way. Will i loose his respect for me after telling him that i like sex ?

it depends on what you want him to perceive. so everything bores down to how you perform on the d-day. if you start bouncing on him like an experienced cowgirl then you are bound to lose his respect. however, if you scream every time he touches you, then you would win his respect.

so what do you want?

jay bee: I've been to las vegas and amsterdam

and i'm sure you went there without your partner. jaybee - nairaland's smoothest assassin.

lady gogo: oh yeah it is. but outside na deep freezer.

how do naija boys keep body & soul together with that temperature?

lady gogo: Winnipeg, Manitoba oh. We just got a break today actually. it's -8 today and we are happy! We are crazy like that!

No you wont run mad. you just tend to live with it..

the heating system in canada is tight......
it's only when you are outdoors that you are in trouble.

brownsugar007: got married 2wks ago.right now am in a big fight with my husband.last night while cooking his phone rang i told him to pick he refused cos he claimed it was a text message,i knew it wasnt a text message and i knew sometin was up cos he later pretended he was taking the bin out and made a call.
this morning i was playing with his phone,i saw the ex was the one calling,he has been calling her since the newyear and even called her 34 mins before i came in yesterday from work and she sent her bank account for him to pay some money into her account,i feel so so pissed of that they couldn't even respect the fact that we were still on honeymoon.i insulted my husband and gave him a piece of my mind,i sent the ex a message to please respect my marriage,for Christ sake am supposed to be on honeymoon,
my husband is here blowing grammar insulting me too in return.for christ sake its just 2 weeks,i have told him i am divorcing him and he has told me to go ahead.he isnt even apologisng but is bring up old gist that my ex called me too on my wedding day,that call was different.my call just called to confirm if i was married,i reply yes and he wished me The best and dropped and it was on speaker that was all.
right now i am so so angry and pisses off,how do i handle

go & lie down.....

lady gogo: Jesus is lord! That last pic. *dead* considering the fact that its -40 season here.

are you in montreal or moscow? -40? i would run mad.

Ronnie65: Cougar pictures reminds me of the movie Jaws.

biko, this place is too fine to attract sharks.

jennykadry: This is the reason why I like you a lot. I saw a post of yours that cracked me up real bad yesterday....the one about stealing your partners money to buy him things. Abeg let me see if I can find out the distance from here to there. How far is bora bora from yous

too far from me.....
if i don't go to brazil in the summer for the world cup then i must spend at least a week here this year.

https://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/oceania/boraboraoceania.png

i dunno why we cannot develop beautiful resorts like this in nigeria with all the water bodies that surround us.

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jennykadry: @coogar

Ala owerri lee, if I reach this place I am coming back home pregnant, dayummmm. No kids allowed abeg

it's not too far from you - if i were you, i would take your partner's amex card & book away. you can later blame it on red wine.

jennykadry: Nice?

see the place....

https://www.blacktomato.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/four-seasons-borabora.jpg

https://0.tqn.com/d/create/1/0/W/k/8/-/Bora-Bora-Pearl-Beach-Resort-Bungalow-Interior.jpg


https://cdn.kiwicollection.com/media/property/PR001598/xl/001598-01-overwater-bungalows.jpg

jennykadry: Talking about vacation, I need one. Recommend a place for me coogar

bora bora.

jennykadry: What happened? Mukina2

school is over....
#vacationtingz

Ibime: Sauron has always been a biter.

I cant reply him cos I never agreed to battle him. Do u battle every Tom, Dike and Harry on Facebook? I only blame Mikuz for opening thread. His spar on FFR was not worthy to waste ma time on him and besides, I've already beaten Sauron twice before he got exposed as a biter.

And lo and behold, half the bars here are either generic or bitten word for word.

Yall tune in to my final battle against Mikuz. I got no time to do wack ninjas favours.

you are a fat fool.......
bitten & generic? bars that i sat down to craft under 90 mins were generic? you accused me of using overplayed puns. i have never seen anyone's puns against you talking about PH - yet you automatically assume i stole from them when the angle was always available to use against anyone from PH.

now let's look at ibime's credentials.....

Sauron: I use history to emphasize this prag is a phoney
Watch ma knuckles 'french-kiss' his jaw in holy matrimony.
He is Manolo, i am Tony. . . .leave a Scar in his Face and he spews more baloney
With your siblings mourning, Ur spouse's in me bed while u in hell lonely.

https://www.nairaland.com/295022/sauron-vs-ibime#4184353

Ibime: You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

https://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/306#20762271

ibime caught biting, same scheme + same rhyme pattern.

UlqU3: 1. I think its a childish move not replying after coogar had posted. Flimsy excuse btw
2. Yall ganging up on coogar are dickriding. Yes you are, let him and bis do their thing without your input. smh
3. Coogar had a nice verse... but, ur 1st bar- the crack heads part was bitten from dizaster (dizaster vs t rex SMACK URL battle), also your 'working abroad - overseas employment' line too was bitten from Bender (bender vs Illmaculate KOTD battle). Both were bitten WORD FOR WORD. I saw some other suspicious lines but ill reserve my comments.

i wrote every verse word for word, pen for paper. schemes are always similar like i am proving to ibime. the crackhead/whitney houston bar idea came to my head on saturday on e channel!

besides, most bars are jokes on the internet, rappers arrange it in couplettes to rhyme & then say them in different ways. i wrote every bar myself startrek, jarhead, half dead crackhead.

dayokanu: When Inter won the Treble in 2010 Milito was adjudged the best player in the team, but didnt even make top 3 Ballon D or nominees which was done by coaches and captains The top 3 were Xavi, Iniesta and Messi. So how can you win when you dont make top 3. In 2010 Messi still won the La Liga unlike Ronaldo who is trophyless in 2013




Adapting to another league excuse is silly. Does it count for anything when we want to judge who is better between Iniesta and Cazorla? Between Xavi and Yaya, Between Schweinsteiger and Khedira, Between Pirlo and Modric, or between Messi and Zlatan?

All that counts is doing well in your current team in continental competitions. What you do in domestic competitions carry little weight.

Bayern is the next best and one of the top 3 most consistent club in the past 5 yrs So Number 2 beating number 1 isnt an anomaly

Moreover you can gate crash which is an anomaly like Sunderland beat Man City but that would never make Sunderland equal or better than Man City.

Inter beat Barca or Chelsea beating Barca wont make them better than Barca until they are able to consistently outperform Barca

Once in a decade, The best student from UNILAG might outperform the best from Harvard but over several yrs the Harvard student(s) would still be better top to bottom

so tell us one year havard hasn't been the best university in the world & OAU was.....

if you cannot find such, your analogy is idiotic.