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Ema prince: Looool this nigga is pained lol...thought dude was having fun.
Sauron just face it...you are washed up!...and I'll advice you to start from the bottom like dbr told you before cos that's the only way you'll be considered fit to face any dude in the top 10.....I'm hardly in the mood to write these days but I'll dismember you with freestyles in FFR so don't even go there!!!

you are a dïckrider.....
emaprince? even on a deathbed with oxygen tubes in my nostrils, your penmanship cannot touch mine. i have challenged you fools to bring any written in the history of this section & compare to what mine & let others judge who won.

i can only battle 3 netcees (ibime, theprekky & mikuz). ibime is dead now - he will never post in this section again. so my next opponent is any of the other two. none of you herbs can touch me - i am an apex predator!

davidylan: Oh well... i made my point. Feel free to argue away. By the way, the US population is currently 314m. 87m is less than 1/3 of the population by a good 17m.

i only know of 250m but with illegal trolls like you escaping their borders to stay in america, any figure is acceptable!

Perhaps you should retake math in primary school.

after you were caught misinterpreting a simple comment, you are now veering into another issue about the real population of USA. go back to your first comment & see how daft you were.

what about the stats that said a divorce happens in america every 13 seconds? the 87m stats is even papering the cracks. what do you have to say about your adopted country with no moral fibre? useless country, useless inhabitants.

davidylan: I'm quite positive the problem isnt my english language skills. To compare the 87m figure to the current US population accomplishes one thing and one thing only... shock value. A more valid comparison would be to compare that number to the total US population since 1950... or compare the number of present divorces to the present US population.

the quoted number is to emphasise how big that number is - not shock value. is 87m not 1/3 of the current population of america? how does that translate to the current 1/3 of people living in america currently are divorced?

i am not sure you took english classes in primary school.

davidylan: As a scientist, i am particularly sensitive to the flippant use of numbers that dont really say much anyway. 87m Americans have gotten divorced since 1950... err how does that translate to stating that 1/3 of the US population is divorced? How many of those 87m have since died and how many have been born since and are now married?

where did i say 1/3 of the americans are divorced? i said 87m have divorced since 1950 and that amount is 1/3 of the current population. if you have problems deciphering a simple comment, then brush up your english language skills.

Dantedasz: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Are you just meeting carefreewannabe? She can start an argument with herself in a phone booth.
One day I am sure she will ask us for statistics of whether she is a woman!

she's so full of shyte!
telling me caucasian males are happy with the stüpid laws in their country where men become homeless with little or no chance of bonding with their kids.

Ewuro707: You know what it is.

i really dunno what it is. my understanding of what cocoon means is an enclosure, a cage, a case, etc. i don't see how loretta is an enclosure but then what do i know?

Ema prince: Fiirst..the opener was a waste of time..it. Wasn't attacking your opponent..they call your feet bobby and witney cos everytime you kick...I mean,everytime you kick who?..ok the "crack" have. Been excessively overplayed..I'm not surprised in the outplayed stuffs you have in ya verse..

Looooool
Ok for this particular battle...

MVGT....TIE!!!

are you an idiöt? it's a tie when ibime ducked like a puśsy? how can it be a tie when your idol had nothing to write?


if you don't have things to say - just shut it. the opener started with me torturing "ibime" so who else would bobby & whitney kick?

i am writing for you too. you will be disgraced. i will make sure none of you ever post on this section again, you bïtch-arsë dickriders?

Ewuro707: I agree she's the victim but will still blame her for going back and forth when she can easily ignore.
Don't compare me with Lorreta , she's still a cocoon.

Thanks anyways for butting in.

what's a cocoon?

captainnigeria: This may sound sexist because it is but all the women I've met physically and online speak bollocks about football. I hate arguing with women about football because they think their opinion is the best.

Most women that picked up the habit of watching football was because of a guy excluding the ones that picked it up early in their childhood.

Frankly it annoys me when girls talk about football especially the ones on Nairaland. I've never met an erudite female football fan.

Call me a sexist and what not but youu know deep in your heart that i speak the truth. . . .oh and all the guys that agree with females on football "GROW A PAIR"

at least i know 3 female posters on this forum that will destroy your knowledge in football.

Ewuro707: You misunderstood me.

I never said she's not free to post anywhere. Why must she respond to every bully posts? Why can't she just ignore her. Isn't that what we just preached to the OP?

because she's peace-loving.
loretta is the victim here - she shouldn't be blamed. when the cabal were after your life, did you ignore them?

Ewuro707: You too relocate where your mates flock ( babymama's thread & co) and have fun there.

You choose to have high BP & bullied if that's what you want.

so she cannot post freely anywhere she pleases? this section is bullshyte - i am going to write a terrible letter tgirl4real tomorrow to clean this place up. there are cliques, cabals, hypocrisy, cowards, etc?

personally, i believe everyone should be able to post freely moreso the civilians who don't look for anyone's trouble. if halotti had attacked babymama or someone who can give it back, i wouldn't even bother.

i hate bullying....

mgbeketoto: The ones you have SUCKING YOUR DANE BALLS in and out of NL nko?
Not my business really!
I don't givva phock about YOU or your juvenile opinions.
So PHOCK OFF MY POSTS!
I don't notice your IRRRRRRRRRRRRRITATING POSTS either. . .WHY DO YOU READ MINE?

because you are a disgrace to womanhood! even if you're paid to troll on a forum, you are doing more than you are being paid. what kinda mother are you? how would you feel in years to come when your kids start reading such vile comments about their mother? don't you have any shame?

I say PHOCK OFF! I don't see you AND YOU AND YOUR DENSE 'OLORI OKO ATI OBO' PEPPER-SOUP GANG. . .AND YOU DON'T SEE ME!!!!
O defender of NEWLY WEDS!
https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?topic=1579818&post=20765066

you are a product of a broken home - so one hand i can understand why you are wrongly wired. no, you fück off - you have no rights to even call anyone a slüt after the irresponsible life you have led. if dïcks could fly, your mouth would be busier than heathrow.

In the typical POLYMONIKERING NL style. . .'it' is thinking of disappearing. . . PLEASE GO AND HELP LOOK FOR A 'SLUTTY' NURSE'S OUTFIT so you can salivate more!

*SKE LE EWUUUUUUU*!

whoever placed this curse on you shall die a very violent death. you are 50, you have outgrown this place - go to a retirement home & jolly with retireees.

how can you be a senior citizen & still think you are 17? your time has passed - tough luck you were born in the wrong decade when there was no internet to display your worn-out brêasts. leave this zone for the youths - your time has passed.

lorretta u: Thanks oga coogar.
That woman wants to give me high B.P
I don't even know what I did to her.

it's no trouble....
just ignore her. let her find her own size. she's probably twice your age!

mgbeketoto: Excuse me.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Obvously. . .NEWLY WEDS come far and in between in your village.
YOU COULD NOT SPOT ONE EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT1
I said good night!

i don't care - if she says she's married then she's married. is it out of place that she can get married & be on NL? what's your business if she's not married?

are you not married too? why are you here? don't you have a husband to fück too? i don't blame you but the silly posters that have their tongues licking your ovulates. i don't know loretta from adam but i can speak for her if others won't.

mgbeketoto: There we go again!
Please. . .LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS JACKAL!

i will mind my business when you stop bullying others. pick someone your own size, your own age & then trade blows till tomorrow. leave the civilians alone.

mgbeketoto: How are my personal exchanges with her any of your concern?
I do believe I congratulated her on her marriage. . .WHEN I FELT SHE WAS A REAL POSTER! I don't think so anymore. . .if indeed THOSE ARE ACTUALLY HER PICTURES!
Unlike most of YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEETARDS. . .I AM NOT SO EASILY FOOLED BY PICTURES.
If you had any common sense in that your BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCK head. . . you would pay CLOSE AND careful attention to POSTS instead of 'hips that lie'!
Does she sound like a NEWLY-WED?
Only in your village NEWLY-WEDS SLEEP ON NL AND ADVERTIZE THEIR AZZES FROM THREAD TO THREAD WITH GROOMS AWAY FROM HOME!
Ha!
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT JACKAL!

no....you don't tell me when to stop. you have some silly fanbase here gassing you up to type balderdash & i don't care about you and your army of lunatics.

stay away from this section if all you can talk about is doom's day & your fantasy vacations to mars & jupiter. after 3 divorces with £4000 net income from child support, who wouldn't afford a trip to pluto?

fück off my sight - you epitomise all that is wrong with the nigerian woman. you target peace loving posters & bully them - who does that?

mgbeketoto: I don't believe I addressed you.
I do not believe this is any of your business either.
She can write for herself.
YOU GET LOST!

you don't need to reply me to get shot - how dare you say rubbish about her marriage? how was your own marriage? that you have been through 3 divorces do not mean everyone else would chart the same course - it simply means you are grossly irresponsible as a woman & as a mother.

i cringe every time you type nonsense on this board - it's like watching a teen lose her virginity but 2 hours longer. we are a happy family here, don't pollute this place with your failure.


yes, we can diss here & there at times but crossing the line by speaking about her marriage is bang out of order. get a life, you fücking old hag!

mikuz: Open for votes

i am not judging my own verse o - actually, I don't care. the poofs here are dïck riders so they will say all sort of nonsense. i had proved my mettle & if i have participated in that tourney, it would have been NL netcees zipped in a bodybag.

mgbeketoto: Mba nu!!!

Siddon for NL dey do "MARRIAGE IS SWWWWEEET"!
NL GO SOOON SHOW YOU WHIIIIIIIIIIIIN for both ears!
Siddon for NL dey make noise from thread to thread you YEAR?

Dem go soon hellep you celebrate your DIEvorce laff ya azzzzzzze wella-wella!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!!!!!

this is a terrible thing to say to a newlywed. if you are not happy she's married, then tape it shut & stop prophesying evil on an innocent woman. don't you have any decorum in your body & act your age for once?

mikuz: Cooger you've been unbanned.

Ibime did not drop a single line on here and someone is saying Cooger won?

SMH

so if ibime drops his verse after seeing mine, it will be judged as fair? can't you guys see ibime can't top my verse? what has ibime ever written that comes close to this.

i even did a rebuttal on his fake story about me being with an anambra chic, my personals were dopë, i questioned his affiliation with MEND, PH & dissed his asthma.

ibime is dead!!!

mikuz: I thought you said Ibime is the only person you can battle cos he is the only one in this whole board thats in ya category?

i have killed number one - let number 2 & 3 have a shot at me. ibime is the weakest adversary i have ever faced yet.

mikuz: LWKM . . Oga the party has ended. Go back to your Cooger username jor.

i got hooked by spambot. i have been trying to reach you since. meanwhile, why are people hating? ibime just got räped on his own turf & his stans can't stand it.

his best replies were my puns were overplayed - that's pure nonsense. i craft my bars intelligently with a complex polysyllabic rhyme pattern. there's no written on this forum yet that can come close to this one.

the champ is here!

zamua: Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.
i just catch another one of his puns.
serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.
Cougar na beast.

you already know - i am the cross-product of canibus & eminem. that's NL's best destroyed within 2 hours. if theprekky or emaprince wants it, i'll kill them.

i need y'all cats to wear your thinking caps to decipher this written. i told ibime never to fück with me.......i am a beast when i'm in my element.


IBIME'S EXECUTION
Ibime would get tortured, I'm like Nero in Star Trek/I'm evil i leave my victims half dead/Decapitate you with one shot, aim's precise - like a Jarhead/I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads

Still married to my Anambra chic, while he lacks marital enjoyment/His wife left him cos he's genitally impotent/Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/

How are you repping River's State, bïtch?/You left PH @ 13, could this be the reason your bars are basic?/Ibime's reign is badly short of greatness/The Coog is here(heir), shake the hand of your replacement/

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck/

Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your bearing defies physics/What's happened to you, son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like white women/

Quit crying twit, you 2-timing bïtch/I bet you'd fück your brother's wife to stroke your ego, you Ryan Giggs/NL's about to see the title taken - no guns, no Kim & no Bryan Mills.

He's a deadbeat dad that works as a handy-man/Ibime's no militant & yet claims to be a Taliban/MEND boys ain't Jidahists, they eat pork during Ramadan/Someone tell this fool an ajepaki obsessed with Eminem is not from Pakistan/

Got more blood on my hands than a village high priest/You can email Spike Lee/to recreate the fight scene/Check my detailed crime sheet/I'm like Chidi Lloyd when i grip the mase tightly/I'd drill a hole in you like a female bike seat.

I'm not terrified/He's not a shooter, Ibime lies every time/To get his adversaries petrified/He's thirty-five/with a pensive wife/If it's true he's touched 9s then he's a pedöphile/

Your wife is a cheap slüt, she's fücked Drake, Chris & Mike/She craves dïcks like pies/If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/ I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/

Ibime's in serious trouble when i morph to Chris Rock/I got shooters he never see before/It would be a sad state of affairs when you're asthmatic & stans are nerve-gassing you up, without your symbicort

Call me Coogar Haram with a Nokia, Hide the C-4 in Mrs Ibime's taxicab/Remote-detonate to cause a massive blast/like an IED exploding in Pakistan/I don't need a debit card to set off a plastic charge/

Ibime: He aint got the answer, I said/ The fàg will bashed in the head/ or catch shrapnel and lead/
Too weak to brawl on FFR. . . yet the frustrated tailor. . . keep asking for thread/
He a bítch and a punk/ I got the rhythm and funk/ to disfigure the punk/
Open the car boot . . before swimming with the fishes. . .I'll put the nigga in trunks/
Give him the mumps/ when I deliver a punch/ to the side of his cheek/
He tryna decry me as weak/. . . but since that's not the 'case'. . . I'ma try to be brief/
I'm violent with beef/ but he ain't in my class or cadre/ I'm no procrastinator/
I just feel like Mikuz told Lionbite. . .me battling him. . .is doing the fàg a favour!/
And since I hate the màsturbator/ he can go to hell/ or rant till he's old and frail/
His bàlls would migrate into his prostate. . .if I punch him below the belt/
Man City - West Ham. . .I'm watching Toure burst in the box/ Cooger will get merked on the spot/
The belt's mine. . . he doesn't deserve a shot. . . he deserves to be shot!!
This irrelevant fella/ can rant forever and ever/ I aint sending him. . . never/
Reading his verse. . . there's twenty emcees. . . who I consider better contenders!/
He tryna step to a gee/ but I'm a general, so he aint messing with me/
He tryna overthrow the King. . . but if there's a 'coup on'. . .that means he 'buying one and getting one free'!/
I destroy rappers/ and enjoy slappers/ AK47 toy clapper/
Even one-eyed emcees know I'm 'slick' enough to 'dead Rick'. . . like 'Boyata'!/
Niggas feeling hot and brave/ will get shot and slayed/
He aint 'close to nice'. . . his rhymes don't even 'verge ill'. . .like Ted Di Biase's slave/
You aint got the answer homie/ this fàg is phony/ Ask him why he sad and lonely/
Ill put a ring on his eye. . . when my fist join his face in matrimony/

ibime, is this what you got?
buhahahaha - ibime is dead. i swear......this boy is so weak, it's not true.

mikuz: Ok go ahead . . .
https://www.nairaland.com/1581188/brutal-combat-vi-ibime-vs

gimme 7 mins.

carefreewannabe: I don't want to be impolite but you should stop using calculations in your posts because you often don't make sense. We already had this on another thread. Maths was definitely not your best subject at school. Anyway. I don't know what you are talking about when you say "fathers of justice" but I'm sure I disagree

you are the one talking out of your arsë most times. you make dumb statements & when faced with superior arguments, you start dancing like hema malini.

fools who don't have the proper knowledge shouldn't comment on what they know nothing about. the divorce rate in america is alarming, only a fool would dispute it.

how can you know about fathers4justice when you are not aware of your immediate environment. european men don't fight feminism? what a stüpid thing to say!!


https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00677/fathers-4-justice_677459n.jpg

the men above protesting on the rooftop of the women affair minister are from surulere local government. don't be fooled by their skin colour, they bleached their skins.

You show up on every thread that is somehow related to women and rights. You better do something for your country's economy instead of being paranoid about women having more power.

are you handicapped?
i stay in the country whose passport i carry. i pay taxes in my country of residence. i am doing a lot already. what are you doing got yours than to sit your arsë down on NL & talking crap known to serial drunkards?

2good: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/marriage-rate-falls-to-record-low-in-u-s-pew-says/

Only 20% of Americans between age 18-29 are married

america is the worst!

divorce has ruined that country. what's the statistics again? 87 million americans have gotten divorced since 1950. that's about 1/3 of their current population.

carefreewannabe: Do you know what's interesting? The fact that African men think that their European counterparts are victims of feminism whereas the Europeans don't complain at all. Puuuulease stop talking about Europe's decline and start taking care of Nigeria's rise. You people are discussing things here that other countries stopped talking about decades ago and again you stay behind.

buhahahaha....

fathers for justice are africans then.

pslm23: sorry oh, but please what is NID and NIN I guess i have been away too long

nigerians in diaspora
nigerians in nigeria

carefreewannabe: I claim that secularisation is the main reason.
If divorce laws were the MAIN reason people would sign pre-nups and solve the problem easily. That would not hinder them to get married.

prenups will stop a man getting locked up in prison by the hearsay of his wife that she was abused? come on! it's not only about divorce laws, it's about the powers women now have to screw up their men should they wish so.

carefreewannabe: Still it's wrong to say that divorce laws are the only and the main reason for people getting married less frequently.

but what could be the reason?
men are getting shafted here & there by the laws artificially made to take men's God-given rights & hand it over to the women.

this is decline in europe.......

[img]http://robertwhiston.files./2013/08/crude_marriage.jpg?w=584[/img]

mikuz: Ibime is not dropping, or are you planning to .

he will drop when he sees my material. he wouldn't want his credibility to be dragged in the mud. by the time i drop, 2 things would happen........

a) ibime will never come on NL again.
b) ibime will send a reply that will not match my material but his clones will give him the W.

carefreewannabe: Of course you don't but then stop saying that MOST Europeans don't marry. Your personal experience is NOT representative!

but he's right, people no longer marry & the rate at which people marry is falling at an alarming rate.

vanstanzy: U must b one of his follower, sign fireman. Dont deny, i recognise u.

of course, he handed over the keys of his church to me when he was apprehended. the simplicity of the mind of an average nigerian is disgusting.

when it was written that there's the spirit of ALUU in most nigerians, some of you were protesting. you heard a report & you are judging a one-sided story without using your brains.

you are pathetic!

mikuz: Bros battling you is doing you a huge favour. What are you thinking?

where's my thread......

leggo: so you prefer boobyderson, the ironically named cleverley, carrick the slow and a weakened fletcher?? okay i believe you...

how did we lose against newcastle if jones is world class?

zicoraads: All of you be sounding like bunch of illiterates. That story stinks big time...buh I guess u hate him so much to allow him a day in court,everybody deserves that. Reminds me of pastor biodun and ese Walters when everyone just jumped to conclusions. Meanwhile I heard she is now a celeb...got all the publicity she wanted.

story is as idiotic as sahara reporters.
ritualists are using human parts to do money & this one is talking about faeces?

nigerians are too gullible - any negative story about a pastor is readily believed. it doesn't have to be logical.

leggo: who still thinks P. Jones is useless in the midfield?

i do....
he's useless in the midfield.