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nickz: just read we just completed the deal on benefica's EZEQUIEL GARAY and he is to join us in june!! For what I know marchiso is way better than cleverly!

BobNeli: There's this princess who's been living under the services and care of maids and wardens in her father's court. Her father being a very rich man, was coming home one day and met a strange situation in his house. The wife and the chief warden were having their time together and all of a sudden, as the man entered, they were stack naked. Well, the wife employed her woman power to convince her husband that the chief wardden was trying to rape her. Out of rage, the man mercilessly dealth with and threw the warden to the streets without a single pin from his many years of meritorious services to the house hold. And now, the warden being utterly frustrated without a granteed future, since he has wasted his youthful years in vein-services, decided to joing a kidnap syndicate, only with a view to cut his own pound of flesh from the family that has used and dumped him. His sole target being to kidnap the one and only hire-apparent to the family wealth, the princess. He succeeded. And after two weeks of the princess in the custody of the kidnapers, the rich man payed N20 million for her release. But the criminals having collected their ransome, decided to eliminate the princess in other to cover up their identities, since she has been with them for two whole weeks. But there was a twist of fortune. One of the criminals who has fallen in love with the princess was saddled with the responsibility of carying out the task. And instead of killing her now, he helped her escape, while reporting to the group for a successful job done. The princess has equally fallen in love with this criminal but the problem now is. The rich man has sworn over his dead body will he allow both to marry. What will be your humble advice to the family of this girl from the fore-going?

Ujujoan: It's time for you to develop a thick skin on Nld.

I see you recently moved from romance to family section. Good for you . . . but the people here are, ironically, more violent.

If you want to visit here more often, you need to toughen up.

The same coogar defending you now will be the one to shout you down the moment you are on opposite sides of a discussion!

And for God's sake, stop posting your pictures online. You are now a woman, with a husband and future kids to think about.

dayokanu: The goal of scoring is to win and if you dont win one of the purpose is defeated. Why should a player who was trophyless in the calendar year be awarded anything? I dont think a player who has been trophyless in a whole calendar yr has ever been awarded such before

Note. This year, Messi won the La Liga

If this is strictly based on which player wins awards then its Ribery, If its based on the best player in football its Messi

But the FIFA and UEFA conspiracy that wants to give Ronaldo was why they extended the voting when it was obvious Ronaldo would lose

peggykorol: She only knows what you said to Her

peggykorol: The ONLY Woman who is 100% Sure of where her Man is EVERY night is a WIDOW, Stop worrying too much

ckc: My colleague says she has been married for about a year now and has been living together with her husband. She has a good-paying government work while her husband works with a private company.Now,the husband recently got a bigger job that will make him a manager in Abuja. This lady feels that the husband might start misbehaving with other ladies when he re-locates to Abuja far from where they are currently living in Asaba. She also feels is too early in her marriage for them to live apart as they just have a kid. What should she do as she can not leave her work to join her hubby in Abuja an simply believes he might cheat on her once they are not living together.

superstar1: That means you are basing Mikel being awarded, on the collective performance and achievement of Super Eagles.

It is an individual award. Toure towers above Mikel, anytime anyday.

ypepe: Coogar u r absolutely correct .
All d signs u ever needed r always there.
Just be a good actor and see them unfolding b4 u.
Lv is never blind.
When in a r/ship with d opposite sex make use of ur number six very well.
It will never disappoint u.

Nashville:
Bros, I do not know what part of your post is most unbelievable.
1. That you told your girlfriend you impregnated a midget
2. That she actually believed you
3. That you, a whole coogar let her break things in your flat without doing nada. A whole coogar that won't take rubbish from any woman let a mere girlfriend break things in his flat.

DBR: Yayyy!!! Finally Cooger drops his highly anticipated barz.
I must say that's a nice read.
And stop sayin anybody that roots for ibime are d!kriders,
cos that'll mean those rootin for u are ur d!kridders too.
Plus, dunno y u sayin pple dont wanna judge o,
cos as it is u just battled urself. How do we judge that na
Abi Ibime don post verse?

Just chill on the boasts ok. T'will do u good, cos badt guys full here o wether u agree on not.
Good job tho, cos i didnt xpect this. This is sure an improvement.

oNe

fellis: I really hope they don't succeed with that. Nobody needs men to start bearing children.
You guys should stick to armed robbery and rap£ and serial killing and all the other things that men are known to be responsible for.

StarBoard: Putting Pep Guardiola and Phil Neville in the same sentence when talking about coaching is irresponsible punditry.

Nashville: Enlighten us with these tests.

You are right the woman did not become a monster overnight. They have been married for ten years and I knew both of them before marriage and she seemed ok. In her case, I think she brought a her own family baggage into the marriage and those things gradually took over her as years went by.

Krizzkutz: This cooger na big fooooool sha . . Cus bis na ijaw u go open ayiba bla bla account . . y dah ayiba bla bla bla get only 2comments

Nashville: Coogar said in one of his earlier posts that he has never seen a woman that will drag his self-esteem in the mud. I dare say he hasnt seen some mad women yet. They will drag your self esteem into the gutter. Women that will insult and ridicule you in public. Make person no marry such as there is no way out except by prayer and fasting.

jennykadry: Which action can take place anywhere sir, can you please elaborate

True that though, a guy that smells good is top notch

larride: The last time I checked Man Utd still has more pedigree than Chelsea in England and Europe. so just shut up.

GustavoFring: And United are the new Liverpool

fellis: Coogar = caveman misogynist

fellis: @ all the pro feminists on this thread: Arial.bold, carefreewannabe, etc

Big ups to all of you. More power to your elbows

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Sorry to intrude, but for Phuck's sake, who's been to this thread? https://www.nairaland.com/1585491/best-manchester-united-jokes-pictures [/color]

kulyie: lwkmd @ eating amala and okro at landlords place,place or borrowing blender.coogar you will not kill me please who does that? Haba abeg suffri with the exaggeration

Shekson: Well coogar can quit the ranting. Though yu posted a good verse, yu can't jz brag wifout attaining the consistency Ibime has attained here. I hav been ff dis thread for a long long tyme, and amma say consistency is the key to layin claim to a throne here. So many awesome textcees wif immense creativity on FFR.

Coogar! Yu are good, buh the arrogance wnt help yu. Yu need to show a lil more of ursef on the forum wif freestyles and battles.

ayibawanemi: This thread reeks of mr ibime's cøck suckers,dnt get me wrong mr ibime is good bt he is highly over rated .mr coogar dropped a CLASSIC verse here and he came out spewing trash that his bars was below par,he is nt even acting like a real king.u either accept the chalenge or u hand over the crown to coogar.
Btw i am a conc ijaw man from bayelsa state(ayibawanemi=GOD IS WITH US).
@mr coogar nice verse and i have been following u for some months.your analytical capacity is impressive.

EvilChapterz: As i said, i'll never Quote your post again,, Only a garbage man can understand your lyrics . . . Diss me with rhymes and you'll get my reply but as long as you Bytch and gossip, I'll forever duck and laff at You!!!!

Is he the one telling them to be making individual errors even at the beginning of the season when Vidic was making defensive errors in ball clearance?

Is he the one who told Cleverley not to raise his game to the form he was at the beginning of 2011/12 season before he sustained a ligament damage in the match against Bolton? Unless you want to tell me he has raised his game up to that level.

Is he also the one responsible for Valencia's decline in form since last season? Valencia haven't been able to replicate his form of 2011/12. He is just getting worse by the week. Wing play has been the tradition of Man Utd. In the days of Lee Sharpe and Andrei Kanchelskis to Ryan Giggs and David Beckham; from the great Cristiano Ronaldo, Valencia was able to give us quality crosses in 2011/12 which made him win Manchester United Players' Player of the Year.
Do you know that Utd have 423 of the 533 crosses whipped in failed to find their target (a Premier League high). I am sure 50% of those crosses belongs to Valencia. If half of those crosses have met their targets. we wouldn't be where we are right now.

Also, so many players making individual errors and getting sent off unnecessarily.

If he had zero man management qualities as you have said, then he would have had crisis with his players at Everton. It would have been better if you could mention those players he had overused and who he was supposed to have used at any particular game because out of 29 matches played so far this season, no single player have played more than 22/23 matches except maybe De Gea.

He is the one at the training ground with these players and he sees them everyday and we don't. I don't believe he'll see a player who is performing in training and deliberately froze him out. At this moment if he has such a player with him he'll definitely use such a player because he has only bought only one player who is even out injured.

He has virtually given nearly all the players opportunities to show what they have got to offer but most of them are not stepping up except some few ones. Cleverley was meant to replace Scholes but he hasn't given up to 30% of what Scholes gave us when he was his age.

The most reliable midfielder we have right now is almost 32 1/2years old. He is the only one who can pass and drive the ball forward on a regular basis. How many of our rivals has a 32 1/2yrs old running the show for them from the midfield? Once he's out we face problem.

I could remember in 2009/10 when we were very unlucky with injuries. That was part of the reasons why we lost the trophy to Chelsea. We were fielding Carrick and Fletcher as center backs in matches in the first part of the season. SAF must have given those players the same pre-historic training regime. Also, is it not the same training he was giving to Everton players? Have we had a stable team this season? It is out of what he has on ground that he will select.

We’ve missed Phil Jones, Robin van Persie, Michael Carrick, Nani, Nemanja Vidic, Wayne Rooney, Rafael and Darren Fletcher in most part of the season. If our rivals can miss seven to eight of their important players and still maintain their respective positions on the league table then i'll accept. if City can miss Kompany, Toure, Fernandinho, Agüero, Silva and Negredo; Chelsea - Terry, Cahill, Lampard, Ramires, Oscar, Mata and Hazard for six to eight weeks.

I dunno that it has been established that injuries to key players at Arsenal has contributed their inability to win trophy.

I am not exonerating him totally but the players must take large chunk of the blames. He may have his problem with substitutions just like SAF had in the past. Substitution is like a gamble it may work it may not a la Fabio. When SAF was still the manager, a lot of forum member criticized his substitutions and team lists. Some even go to the extent of abusing his asst Phelan. We can not all be satisfied.

The problem we are having right now has been there since about 3 to 4 years now. If not why did SAF had to bring Scholes out of retirement when he saw that City would run away with the trophy? That was the pointer to the problem we have now.

Don't even mention last season because we didn't have this kind of injury crisis then. Also, RVP was injury free, he solely won the trophy for us.

EvilChapterz: This is the difference between both of us. You make all the noise i fight the war, You rate yourself and still thank yourself, others quote me i pick correction!

As for the noise of you beating me, you fighting me will be like climbing mount. Everest while holding your breath! So stop bringing impossible facts, as for those punches you claim! I've seen better moves from cripples and handicaps, If you dare touch my shirt i peel out your face, this will be the last time i'll quote your post, keep making noise maybe you might get an Award fron seun!

You wrote your whole life, dropped a complete verse and we still find you as a joke, am ashamed of you nigga, Quote me, you will never get my reply unless you put it down on rhymes, am not a Bytch, beef between MC's are dealt with rhymes!

Nashville: Talking of fashion, I was reading on a thread that some guys wear their boxers shorts for up to two weeks without changing them. In fact I heard some guys wear their boxers for a month. As I was reading the thread, some guys were even defending it, saying boxers are not important. Abeg, no guy should wear boxers for more than two days without changing them. Doesn't it even smell? Some even say their boxers are torn and they still wear them like that.

Small time, you guys will be complaining that your woman does not give you Mouth Action. How will she give you Mouth Action when you haven't changed your boxers in three weeks. If your woman wore the same pant for three weeks, would you be able to go down on her? And them some guys complain that 9ja babes only buy boxers for their guys on birthdays and val's day. My simple answer is that she buys you boxers because that is what you need the most. In fact your babes should buy you boxers for vals, xmas and birthdays forever.

xtervaganza: one thing is to disagree with his obvious sexism(which I do) and another thing is to say you know women who have a better football knowledge than him when you really don't know how much he understands football.


Let's stop playing d fool to score cheap points

EvilChapterz: BUHAHAHAHAHA
Immaediately Coogar was online, the other lawyer stopped replying!

Coogar i can count 15 Netcees here you can never touch with those lyrics. So stop bragging and let your lines speak for you! Even MC's that brag, they put it down on rhymes! Don't come here and tell us how complex your rhymes are as if we don't know anything about rap. Let others Wow your lyrics not you glorify yourself !!!!


Anway My Vote Is Cominq Up.