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Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2014
Ujujoan: shocked shocked shocked
So you are saying it's our fault that men cheat?

Because women as soo readily available, the men can't help it . . the have to cheat huh

In other words, if women are hard to get, men won't cheat that much?

somehow you found a way to justify cheating for men and exonerate them all at once . . . . good one!
is he lying that single women pursue married men aggressively? my friends that are married always tell me they get temptation on a daily basis since they got married. when they were single, they got little or nothing.....
Politics › Re: Photos: Meet Jen Selter, The Woman With 'the Best Butt' On Instagram by coogar: 12:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
shymexx: Watched it. She ain't got no darn butt. That's a skinny and flexible heffa.

Come back online and I would show you an instagram pic of a Zimbabwe chic that I went to uni with, just so you know what the "best butts" on instagram look like. This skinny heffa isn't even top 1,000,000 on my list - sorry.
she won't be in my top 5,000,000.....
TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Discussion Thread by coogar: 12:35pm On Jan 08, 2014
chygoz3: She does annoying things at times but she is right most of the time.
she's stüpid most of the time.....
like when she almost jeopardised an operation & a marksman had to shoot her shoulder to put her down. what about when brody was being hanged & she climbed the barricade shouting his name - i was surprised she wasn't lynched by the iranian mob. who does that? like her screams would stop the execution?
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:25pm On Jan 08, 2014
[quote author=fresh_dude]I think you underestimate the Natural Cheats brah. If someone has been cheating a long time ut stands to reason that they'd at least have learnt to cover their tracks and leave no room for suspicion/doubt. It's quite easy to cheat you know. You might need to review your data distribution. grin[/quote]there are "forced to cheat" category of men too. men can sometimes act babyish. it starts from childhood. my toy is bigger than yours. my trainers is more recent than yours, my car is faster than yours, etc. this healthy competition carries on into marriage especially in the bedroom matters - men want to compare housewives & how good the sex is.

a man whose wife doesn't know more than missionary feels cheated when he hears what his friends get to enjoy in their own bedrooms. ladies, when your man comes home & start demanding this style & that style(out of the blue), he must have heard something & he's desperate to get it. if you refuse him based on some weird religious beliefs then he is likely to experiment outside just to level up with his friends.

pickabeau1: Whos been to the Red Light district... interesting place... na lookery ooo
red light district in amsterdam?
TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Discussion Thread by coogar: 12:19pm On Jan 08, 2014
chygoz3: And Brody is finally dead.
carrie really pissed me off in this season. i hope the show does not feature her again next season. she's the most annoying character on TV with her owl eyes.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 12:15pm On Jan 08, 2014
Odenigbo Aroli: All these from you alone ? I pity guys shaa; Especially the ones who will go to any lenght to make a woman feel good or important. Women want a lot of things from men;God fearing,tall and dark,handsome,gentleman,good in bed,not controlling,rich,respectful and the list goes on. My sorry goes to any man that can't tell when he is being taken for granted. A woman has never taken me for a fool, not for a second time. I can look into your eyes and tell what's in your mind. Guys,don't ever let any woman drag your pride through the mud! Stop wooing a chic who doesn't show interest in you. Its better you die with konji than to keep getting embarrassed. Stop chasing women like its a do or die affair....ekenekwaa m' unu.
some guys don't know their true worth & value and this is why girls mistreat them anyhow. the woman that will drag my pride through the mud isn't born yet....a man must know when not to take any nonsense from his woman. women love experimenting, they just want to push the man to his elastic limit.

a man must be firm, principled. if a woman throws nonsense in your face, show your disagreement in the calmest way possible. there's always a better woman out there - that has always been my mantra. if she screws up, let her go & find another. my ego is my greatest weapon & it's yet to let me down.
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 11:37pm On Jan 07, 2014
paris10: I never said men of old provide for their divorced wives... that was just invitational. I said they are more responsible.
they were responsible because their wives knew their place. these days, the reverse is the case. women don't longer know their place & they are fighting supremacy with their husbands......of course, men would demand they pay bills too since they no longer stay at home like the women in the olden days.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 11:32pm On Jan 07, 2014
lady gogo: please talk about sex jo! what is all these respecting and honouring your man y'all are talking about. grin grin
we are men - we don't kiss & tell! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2014
elampiro: Was that really a penalty?
we are playing away against the minnows - of course it's a penalty.

this moyes is a fool - instead of him to start ringing the attacking changes now, he's bringing on fletcher. na fletcher go score for us?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2014
GustavoFring: I could care less if it was a daily event....Manure's misfortune is always a source of amusement to me!
of course, man utd destroyed abramovic's dreams. £1 billion spent & 10 years later, you have only 3 league titles to show for it. united won 5 in the same period so i understand your pain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
GustavoFring: Testing 1-2 grin grin grin
it's a 2-legged tie, calm your erëctions....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:15pm On Jan 07, 2014
our away fans have been excellent....
could this be the key why we have been decent away from home?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2014
mikuz: King Ibime when are we fighting? Or do I need to drop a freestyle too?
mikuz, i think i will just kill ibime regardless. if i drop, he will drop & the NL rap section community can judge who's better. i am tired of waiting for this fat ladyboy to drop his verse.

i am dropping in the next 24 hrs.....
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
Ibime: Kingship is not by ranting. I asked the ninja to show he's worthy but he dropped a rubbish verse then started ranting.
quit ducking like a coward!
rubbish verse or nonsense verse. it's a win-win for you. if you beat me in a battle(like you believe), what exactly have you got to lose?

i have never seen a man piss his pants for a battle except you. drop your verse with mikuz & lose your crown. i am very confident of my pen game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:24pm On Jan 07, 2014
chamotex: If Anderson cant even make the bench for these kinda games, then we should sell him and get a replacement
anderson hasn't even put a foot wrong this season - i dunno why he's being frozen out of the team. the last time i saw him was against stoke in the last round & he did well considering the weather condition.

valencia gets a start despite being a complete idiöt. moyes should just go - he's not intelligent enough to handle a big squad. some players have been frozen while the others are fatigued.

SailorXY: Bros no be only you dey baffled
We can only watch & pray
the man is an idïot - if he has any decorum, he should just resign. if i were him, i would have resigned after losing to everton.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:20pm On Jan 07, 2014
i cannot believe people are questioning mourinho's pedigree. this is the same guy that still holds the highest league points ever in the premier league.

mourinho cannot play attacking football? says who? he's as attack-minded as most managers out there. i guess rank idiöts have taken over this section with their below average intelligence quotient.
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 8:17pm On Jan 07, 2014
paris10: Just because women are now achievers and bread winners doesn't make the man less a man. A man, well, a real man should handle his business. And just because your wife works does not exclude you from providing for the family. Men are now becoming lazy and expecting their working wives to provide for the house. Same logic applies to marriage and divorce. What happens to the men of old who would do anything to protect their women?

The mentality that women should take care of themselves and work to provide for their wants is plausible.... that leaves us with the men.. what would these bunch be doing then?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2014
chrisley024: United line-up: De Gea; Rafael, Vidic, Evans, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Cleverley, Giggs, Januzaj; Welbeck. Subs: Lindegaard, Smalling, Hernandez, Fletcher, Kagawa, Buttner, Zaha.

I pray Cleverly doesn't drop on d pitch. Ando not even on d bench.
moyes' squad management is nothing to write home about. if the rotation is good, the injuries will reduce. this is where SAF is the best man-manager in the world.

he overuses some players & extremely underuses some players. where's the balance? i don't see what giggs is doing in that line up. zaha should have started.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 8:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=tpia@]I think at some point people should move past the overemphasis on sex and focus more on actual things that come with non sexual interaction, moreso since sex can be gotten anywhere.

Let's assume sex is a given at any time, and occasionally its ok to not focus so much on sex to the detriment of everything else.

If sex is the only thing to a relationship then conservative societies should have higher divorce rates than non conservative ones.[/quote]sex is the fuel that keeps the marriage.
while i can agree it's not the only thing that keeps it, the importance cannot be overemphasised. if any of the parties involved is not sexually satisfied then the marriage is doomed.

there are loads of sex in conservative societies too as far as marriage is concerned. you cannot tell me those rabbis or sheikhs are not getting good sex - they just restrict it to the confines of marriage.
Family › Re: Divorced Women In Nigeria by coogar:
pslm23: Happy New Year dear NL folks! I have a burning question that I hope a matured person or persons can shed some light on.

why is that Nigeria women tend to look down on other women who are divorced? In other countries, who cares if you are divorced or married? who cares if you get pregnant one month or one year after marriage? The kind of pressure put on women here is unbelievable! But what irks me to no end is how these hoity toity pompous women treat women who are divorced as if they are going straight to hell or like they are lepers!
I know the Bible frowns upon divorce but the Bible also frowns upon hundreds of things that we are all guilty of committing! As far as I'm concerned, any woman who is bold enough to walk out of an abusive relationship or marriage deserves an award in Nigeria not condemnation!
Then there is the other pressure put on women who are yet to get pregnant after marriage, the way they start getting evil and strange snickering looks from the "fertile" peers barely 6 months into their marriage is absolutely sickening. Not only are they getting pressure from their family (in-laws) but when their neighbors, church women etc start making subtle references as to the state of their flat tummy leaves me to wonder why?
nigeria is a judgemental society.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:42pm On Jan 07, 2014
nitrogen: We need to prepare this place for the band boys. It's a pity! undecided
we are fine away from home - it's the home form that is terrible. the last time we lost away from home was at the etihad in aug/sep - if sunderland come at us like the home team, they will lose. if they sit back, we won't beat them.

moyes' problem is lacking the tactical nous to open teams up because of his pragmatic football. we have struggled badly in league games at old trafford cos of moyes negativity! the man is out of his depth! his boring football is what got us here in the first place.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:15pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=tpia@]In nigeria, it is difficult to get anything without connections, regardless if a resume is flawed or perfect.

The suggestions I'm looking for are people who do not have such assistance, what are the other options for a career.[/quote]in nigeria? haaaaa
everything you need in nigeria is virtually via connections even if it's wanting police to do their job.

politics is the leading money making venture in nigeria. if you can't go into that, start a church or go into oil/gas. apart from those 3 options, na struggle!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 6:39pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=tpia@]Thanks, any other career options? ( open question).

Oil and gas is highly competitive and not everyone has the connections needed to get in.[/quote]oil/gas is not competitive, nigerians just head into it with a flawed résumé.

any other career options depend on which discipline, the qualifications or certifications, etc.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 3:16pm On Jan 07, 2014
TV01: If anyone would like to hear the Godly way to circumvent all of this just ask!

Teefee (wind dey blow)
you & this your teefee stunts. when did you stop pronouncing the letter "v" appropriately?

TV01: Equaity breeds contempt". One a woman feels she is equal to you, she'll look for an edge. Once she has an edge over you she won't respect you. Once she doesn't respect you, she can't truly love you. Rocky road ahead.
equality is nonsense - men & women are not equal. humanity is not perfect. God's way is for men to be in charge of their homes, marriages, churches and the society. any attempt to upset that balance would create a conflict in the family.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 2:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=tpia@]Questions arising for the down to earth folks ( not the fantasy oriented ones plz)

What other professions or areas of study yield good pay and a reasonable wage outside of the health fields?

Ideas needed.

No jokers , thanks.[/quote]oil/gas, madam tpia.
you can't go wrong in this industry & it's beneficial even in nigeria as you have a higher likelihood of working with decent & honest people than say the banking industry.

To cut the long story short she asked for my number because she claimed she wanted to get in touch with my wife for some professional advice. I innocently gave her my number. Next thing, I started getting texts from her saying we should hang out, what were my plans for the weekend etc. I had to tell her my family was back and so she understood.
so you chickened out? cheiiiiiii. this story didn't end well, i am disappointed. cry
Education › Re: Corporal Punishment In Nigerian Schools, Any Alternative? (Video) by coogar: 2:32pm On Jan 07, 2014
Abu Mikey:
The 3rd guy shocked , grin a real Strong Man he is.

Teacher »: How Many? undecided
Student »: 5 angry
Teacher »: Jara grin

LWKMD gringrin

that third student was a robot - i was like that too. show no emotions no matter how painful. the girls were even braver than the boys - but this is nothing compared to what secondary students took in the 90s in nigeria - this is child's play!!!
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 12:55pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Arial.bold]GBAM. Feminism is the solution to the problem. all the submission and dependence on men will not help her once is is being kicked to the curb.
female children are being raised to be dependent on men. to see men as their king and protector. and what if these men don't treat them right? the woman becomes a destitute on d street or resort to selling her body because she has nothing else to sustain herself.

in western nations, we are approaching a point where women are the breadwinner in 50% of all households. This is how things should be. I look forward to d day when both men and women will be affected by divorce. instead of women only bearing the financial brunt.[/quote]you gotta love how these deluded feminists bandy statistics. 50% of which households have females as breadwinners? how many of this 50% are single mothers?

close to 2/3 of that 50% are single moms. if a single mother isn't the breadwinner, who would be? her children? by the time you narrow it down to the fact that majority of them are receiving alimony from their babydaddys & ex-husbands then the statistic is nothing to wow about!
Family › Re: Something Happens To Me Whenever I'm Breastfeeding. by coogar: 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2014
Miner13: Your problem is not just starting now, but a reflection of your past sexlife.
You have failed to honour your body in the past.
Now the urge for sex at the slightest touch. grin
“In a 2000 study of breastfeeding women, 40.5% of the participants reported feeling sexually aroused at some point during infant suckling. 16.7% reported being aröused frequently during breastfeeding. In a more recent paper that reviewed several studies between 33-50% of women described breastfeeding as erötic (and 25% of those women said they felt guilty about it).”

as you can see, 4 out of every 10 nursing mothers have experienced erötic lactation at least once in their lifetime & this is perfectly normal. the same hormone(oxytocin) that triggers the ejection of milk is also responsible for örgasms in women.
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 5:13am On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Arial.bold]what's this your obsession with multibillionaires?
the average family is middle class (or poor in naija's case)
if you are a multi-billionaire, why not just sign a pre-nup or better still, don't get married? The same goes with rich women.
abeg jor[/quote]prenups are not applicable in the UK. why do you think UK is the divorce capital of the world? why do you think simon cowell isn't married?
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 5:07am On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Arial.bold]you live abroad. you may live in ur mom's basement or your baby mama's apartment but in any case. the law will always be ahead of you. no offense. you need to move back to naija if you are looking for lawlessness.
in anycase, I see you as a baby daddy than a married man anyway. Just know that if you don't pay your child support. the govt doesn't forget. they will take the money out of your pension. same with unpaid alimony. that is if you don't end up in jail.
same goes for women who owe child support and alimony.[/quote]rubbish!
google "scott young divorce" - a smart young man who could have lost about £1 billion to an ungrateful wife but ended up paying a paltry £20m sum to her - he spends that in a week. laws can be bent without breaking it.

siddon dere make bra dey wear you.
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 4:56am On Jan 07, 2014
POPE II: grin grin, way to go
yes o!
men should be steps ahead of the law. i dey kampe. the woman that will take half of my assets is not born yet. wink
Family › Re: Divorce And The Suffering Of The Nigerian Women! by coogar: 4:50am On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=Arial.bold]lol @ "hide your money in all the obscure countries in the world" grin
coogar, i didn't know you were a multibillionaire o. na so u dey create swiss account so? hahaha too funny
everybody is entitled to their fantasy sha[/quote]what you don't know won't kill you.....so crack on!

[quote author=Arial.bold]ok. good. if the opportunity does present itself, you are a bastard if you take it. stay in Nigeria as you claim you will.
simple.
even coogar is typing from his mother's basement in London. hmmm what do I know wink grin[/quote]i am in enugu!
who stays in a dead city like london? tufiakwu!! you want to compare enugu maidens with fertile hips to the damaged goods you have here? i relocated aeons ago to enjoy the fruits of my ancestor's land.

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