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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2013
dademola: u cant say d passer is at fault evrytime. Yeah, der has to be sychronization btwn d passer and d reciever for a perfect through-ball to be executed. However, if d potential reciever doesnt wait for d right moment b4 making his run, he wld stray offside. If a playr is knwn to be perpetually caught offside, d passers of d ball might hav der own share of d blame o, bt ts obvious majority of d blame shud lie at d doorstep of d player in question. I remeber andy cole once talked about dis chicha issue, and hw he needs to perfect d timing of his runs..
why should the majority of the blame lie with the striker being caught offside? where exactly did he start the run before he was caught offside? that's the key issue.

hernandez starts 100% of his runs from an ONside position. if he's then caught OFFside, it simply means the passer took too long to release the ball. hernandez only gets the blame if his runs starts from an OFFside position before the ball is released.

take your time and watch those runs each time he strays offside. you would find out he has started running way before he drifts offside - the pass should have arrived if the passer is intelligent!!
Family › Re: Disobedient Wife. by coogar:
delinb: What will be a good punishment for your wife if she disobey you? Lately my wife has developed habbit of doing what I asked her not to do. Am hot tempered and I have tried my best to control my anger all this while BUT .........
she disobeyed you? how dare she?? tell her to kneel down, raise her hands above her head, close her eyes and open her mouth.

how ungrateful can a wife be to disobey his royal highness, oba delinb. i mean, what effrontery! has she forgotten you gave her hope when she was a desperate spinster?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:58pm On Sep 27, 2013
dademola: we hav a player who is prolly d most flagged for offside in d Epl, and u say such a player times his runs to perfection? grin grin
he's not to blame if he gets flagged offside - the passer gets the blame. the passer must release the ball just before chicharito runs past the last defender. if the passer delays the pass by a second, chicharito would be offside - don't forget the defenders are smart too and they push forward once they see the pass coming.
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by coogar: 6:38pm On Sep 27, 2013
armyofone: I'm good, and you?
They are about to send me somewhere, but pray for me grin
they should send you to my village. grin we have a mini-crisis here and our village would welcome peace-keeping force from your country.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2013
dademola: well, dts d way u see it. IMO, giggs, carrick, rooney et al cldnt hav gotten it wrong all night. CC14 is prolly one of d most flagged plyrs(offside tins) in d EPL. U decide to fault d passers of d ball, while i'd rada hav chicha time his runs to perfection.
chicha's runs are always perfect - but we have slow thinking players. each time you see hernandez offside, you would see how the player passing the ball delayed the pass by a second or two. chicharito always makes that bending run across the defender - that's all he needs to do.
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by coogar: 6:25pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sagamite: coogar too likes mugu meat. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

The guy is a plain person. You are stretching his brain. grin
the dude needs to nourish his brain.....


armyofone: I see the ogbologbos are back grin. Welcome Sagamite, Coogar and co.

In a country where some people think having 120k naira worth of another human hair is the best thing since KFC undecided and not improved medical care, oh well. Living a short life is the handiwork of the devil and winches.
how're you, armygirl?
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by coogar: 3:40pm On Sep 27, 2013
Theben: Can you please explain to me how ignorance contribute to low life expectancy? I need to be enlightened.
ignorance kills people more than live bullets. did you not see a nigerian policeman rummaging an IED package with a metal detector in the north? would such idiocy be allowed anywhere in europe or america??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:23pm On Sep 27, 2013
dademola: however, it wnt be outta place to question CC14's ability to time his runs to perfection, so as to make d through-passes accurate. D overall quality of a through pass is a function of d quality of d pass, and also d ability of d reciever to time his run to perfection. In d wembly final, barca defenders paid lil attention to chicha. Rather, they pushed highup and chicha strayed offside countless times.
that was because giggs, carrick, rooney, js park did not play a single accurate pass on the night. chicharito is a master of his arts but how many of our players can pass well under pressure? none!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:43am On Sep 27, 2013
superstar1: I quite agree with you but the problem is, we have seen alot of matches where CC14 was a starter and he was next to useless. Maybe if he is opportuned to have a good run of games with a starting role, he might improve on his starting role performance
chicharito can only be useless if the delivery to him is terrible. he's a player that feeds off quality & precise through-passes. the timing has to be right otherwise he would drift offside. unfortunately, we don't really have players in the midfield who are experts in this art. play xavi, cesc, ozil, iniesta or even pirlo behind hernandez and you are guaranteed 30 league goals per season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:39pm On Sep 26, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]The reality is that football is not played with numbers. If it was we'd have mathematics professors as managers and not football people.[/quote]even fergie confirmed he used prozone stats to assess his players before selection. if facts show hernandez is more likely to get a goal than rooney, welbeck & RVP then common sense dictates hernandez should start in every game.

goals win games not sentiments...if hernandez is english, he would be rated higher than bale.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:43pm On Sep 26, 2013
chrisley024: His work rate!
which work rate? what's the workrate of inzaghi? ruud? owen? klose? berbatov? zlatan?
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 5:40pm On Sep 26, 2013
kenyattamoore: Did he rape you in your house ?sorry about that dear . Mine does it also but I have stopped caling it rapë because it's a daily thing.Sometimes he would come home and when he suspects something rong he would check my vagïna with his fingers just to b sure no one slept with me
it's not easy to fight back with him he has beast strength,maybe you are tall woman.anyway it really feels good to talk about this with other women going through same thing or who went through this in past...now I feel not so much alone
https://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk281/duhflushtech/GIF%20Files/friday.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:44pm On Sep 26, 2013
Fabville: I know @Coogar will love this piece. This lad should getting more playing time to reach his full potential.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2432993/Javier-Hernandez-better-Robin-van-Persie-Wayne-Rooney-Danny-Welbeck.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432993-1849B52C00000578-612_634x429.jpg

yet, some people would tell you rooney is the most important player at old trafford. in ability alone, RVP & chicharito should be the first choice.
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 3:34pm On Sep 26, 2013
cowgurl: Why coogar? How did they get to this point?
that's their nature....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:56am On Sep 26, 2013
SailorXY: & after "marking hard & winning the ball" what do we do with it? This is not even the primary role of attacking players that's why we need the balance anyway. If Young, Welbeck & Valencia can't offer anything going forward then they must be dropped to the bench. If we consider our attacking guys 'too soft' to win the ball back, then we should throw in Jones with Carrick & Fellaini in the middle and play 4-3-3 #simple as! @ least when the ball is retrieved, there are guys upfront who knows what to do with the ball in the final third. Valencia should be the second choice Right back as far as I'm concerned. Nani & Kagawa made more goal attempts yesternight than Young & Valencia has managed all season. Is it any wonder we haven't scored from open play since the 4-2 win against Swansea undecided
i'm sure we scored 4 goals from open play against leverkusen. rafael is the most important player in that defence. i'm very glad he's back. rafael makes valencia look 6 times better than his ability can muster.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:49pm On Sep 25, 2013
Fabville: Yeah, that is true. Moreso that he has improved in his overall play with the team. He is so sharp despite not playing so many games this season. Defenders will always keep their eyes on him because of his positioning and just popping up where you expect him to. See the way he deceived and lost Enrique in the process of that goal.
i am not pleased we waste his talents on the bench. he's the ultimate centre forward. i want to see kagawa play directly behind him for once. we don't even utilise hernandez's skills. the passes to him from the midfield are either too early or delayed too late. with zombies like jones & giggs on the pitch tonight, it was painful to watch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:37pm On Sep 25, 2013
Fabville: That i believe is the reason why i think DM should learn that if RVP is not playing upfront, then it should be Hernandez. If he had started upfront on Sunday, i believe Kompany and co would have been cautious going forward knowing that if hew gets half a chance he will convert it.
he should be starting every game in my opinion. chicharito is always running to get behind the defence which forces the defenders to stay deep thus creating a massive gap at the edge of the box for rooney/kagawa to exploit.

hahahaha - arsenal missed their 2nd penalty kick. it's 3-1 to west brom. 3-2 to west brom & they just missed their 4th kick. west brom are crazy. 3-3!!!

west brom missed the 5th kick, arsenal to win this now. arsenal have just won. 4-3. they play chelsea next month.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:30pm On Sep 25, 2013
dademola: even our dear nani looked outta sorts!TBH, i rili dnt see us win in donetsk nxt week! maybe moyes shud just focus on d F.A CUP(ts being a while since we won it). a 3rd place finish in d league, and a quater final exit in d UCL wnt neccesarily be a disaster jare! undecided
we would win our first 4 UCL games. going to donetsk in september is a massive plus for us rather than going there in nov/dec when the temperature is -30 degrees.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:24pm On Sep 25, 2013
https://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chicharito-goal.gif

hernandez is such a born poacher...
he left enriquez for dead here but what can any defender do here? enriquez did not know where hernandez would run to, he can only follow him, he cannot get ahead of hernandez as he doesn't even know what was on hernandez's mind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2013
chrisley024: No one said anytin abt Buttner. I think he did ok.
he gives 100%
i like his work rate. i cannot believe johnny evans won MOTM. their reasoning is evans stopped sturridge & suarez from scoring. jamie carragher is a twät!

west brom/arsenal vs chelsea
newcastle vs man city.

these draws are quite tasty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:02pm On Sep 25, 2013
dademola: evans looked like a titus bramble today! too much bench no good for body oo! undecided
most of them were rusty....
game was horrible to watch especially when players gave the ball away like fools. liverpool must be terrible to have lost this game....

man utd vs norwich.....

we never get a non-premier league side in these draws. at least, this is another home match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2013
Purist: De Gea pulled some fantastic saves today. Also, Chicharito's now scored in his last 3 starts for United.

Meanwhile, our certainly-not first team beat Liverpool's strongest possible team. Here's hoping Moyes gets some credit for that on this board.
the benefits of home advantage....
if we had played liverpool & city at OT in the league, we wouldn't have lost to them. that said, moyes should be relieved now and this result should spur him on to take 15 points in the next 5 league games.

very happy rafael got 90 mins tonight.

chrisley024: Good defensive work by Jones 2day.
Nani is still rusty n needs more games.
jones was horrible - no composure, no vision, no awareness. his future is in the defence. I cannot for the life of me why we play him in the midfield.

i'm sure we would draw man city or chelsea away from OT. with the kind of luck moyes has, i won't be surprised if he draws real madrid or barcelona in the carling cup. 6 games gone in the season & we have played liverpool(twice), chelsea & city - what the fück??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:35pm On Sep 25, 2013
Ibime: Busquets is the best possession hogging DM since my man Xavi suffered a couple injuries.

Pure defending might be another matter altogether, but let's be honest, the ninja hog possession so much, he hardly ever has to defend.
what about his overall intelligence & awareness? his excellent reading of the game and his uncanny ability to pick a pass from deep are peerless in the game. busquets is just too good!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2013
ryan giggs in the line-up again?
cleverley & anderson could have started this game and that would have preserved fellaini & carrick. i dunno why we persist with giggs in the midfield. he's too frail to cope there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:39pm On Sep 25, 2013
J12: When he was in barca he didn't need any backup. He was the sole DM in 2009 when they won the treble and he was exceptional! He even played as a CB in very crucial matches and did very- something Busquets can never do in his life. Yaya is a better footballer than Busquets will ever be in whole life. Besides, Yaya has evolved from a DM, he no longer fancies that role because its boring.
he wasn't the sole DM in 2009, busi was!!!
yaya toure played as a centre-back in 2009 for barca. 2009 was the emergence of busquets and he carried that form to the world cup(he played every single minute in south africa) at the tender age of 21.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Barcelona_vs_Man_Utd_2009-05-27.svg/600px-Barcelona_vs_Man_Utd_2009-05-27.svg.png

i reiterate, busquets is the best defensive midfielder for the past 4 years in europe. he's the best one touch-passer ever and he is always available to press, receive passes and launch attacks without necessarily getting his shorts dirty.

he's the modern defensive midfielder!!!
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 6:08pm On Sep 25, 2013
cowgurl: Really? She likes the gifts and petting that comes after being battered? Does that sound sane to you coogar?
a lot of things in this life are not safe....

Or wait a minute, are you trying to tell us it's okay for a woman to be battered so long as there are "gifts and petting to indulge her with" afterwards?
don't put words in my mouth....
i already said there are some women who get excited from stuff like this. they want to be dominated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
dayokanu: Fellaini is probably the tallest Man Utd player.
Tell us who he was marking on that corner and how effective he was at it.
you must be spiritually blind.
fellaini being the tallest player in the box means what? the direction of to ball is the key & vidic/smalling had the chance to clear the ball before it could get to fellaini....

How can a corner be delivered and Sideshow bob is clueless about what to do?
fellaini was marking nastastic - yaya toure wasn't his man.

Fellaini shines when he is relieved of defensive duties, Most of his good games for Everton were playing off the striker he is a defensive liability. Maybe he thinks he is Ballack or something
you talk a lot of nonsense to be taken seriously. fellaini is a pitbull & he's more defensive than toure. this is their comparison last season.....

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426613-1BEE68E7000005DC-854_634x761.jpg

and their stats in the penultimate season...

https://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/tscouk_old_image/ToureFellaini220812_0.jpg?itok=dtrB2rVT
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 5:37pm On Sep 25, 2013
cowgurl: Same way I think it's about affordability coogar, we never know.

True, the idea of a gift coming from a loved one is appetising, but it isn't anymore if you are the one asking for the gift to be given with such cray actions.
she likes the gifts & the petting that comes with it. some women can't do without being petted or indulged.
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 2:39pm On Sep 25, 2013
Nashville: Ok, I get you now. You responded to a case of women wanting men to beat them in other to get gifts, thats why I was confused!
you have to understand different things excite different women. some women want to be dominated - they get their kicks from that.

i have heard of women whose idea of lovemaking must look a bit like räpe. shoving here & there, ripping of clothes & undies, etc.

this particular woman might just get high from watching her husband pet & spoil her after the fisticuffs - that's what tingles her spine. we live in a crazy world these days.

ask yourself what a horsewhip is doing in the bedrooms of today's couples. whips are for horses or slaves but yet these things are sold freely in toy shops to aid S&M. nothing surprises me again.

bukatyne: Is it a gift or a bribe or reward?
it's a class-A drug. she gets high from it.
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2013
Nashville: So you are saying, women want men that will beat them mercilessly, so that the man can beg and in turn give the woman a gift that the woman can already afford? Am sorry but what is the point of the beating? To get what you can afford? Abi na only me think say your explanation is wierd?
who is talking about physical abuse? i am talking about the general idea of gifting between a man & a woman. ordinary card is enough to melt the hearts of some women, you mean they cannot afford N500 card?
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by coogar: 2:21pm On Sep 25, 2013
cowgurl: This is sickening!

If she could afford hollandis and every other gifts she so desire, will she be having such insane thoughts that could lead to her untimely death?
My goodness, of what use is a dead corpse to hollandis or a bruised eye to one? Her mentality is simply flawed, geez!
i really don't think it's about affordability - the idea that a gift is coming from a loved one is appetising on it's own. in all seriousness, most women can afford the gifts men give them but it's not really about the value, it's the affection & the intent attached to the gifts that melts the heart of a woman.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
StarBoard: So every ball that goes up, it is mandatory for Vidic to clear, right? So you're implying that Vidic has not been beaten in a aerial tussle till yesterday? And as such all defenders cannot be beaten by a cross?
if you admit vidic can be beaten then why should fellaini be a superman? how did the ball end up in our 6-yard box? it simply means vidic did not do his job. negredo beat smalling & vidic to the ball(that was where the error came from).

fellaini couldn't have done anything to that - how one striker beat 2 defenders to the ball is the crux. you are trying to absolve vidic of the blame but you would rather heap the blame on fellaini. how convenient is that?

He was supposedly marking Toure before the corner was taken to guard against the eventuality that the ball got to Toure.
had the ball been cleared by vidic, where toure went is inconsequential. your theory is putting the cart before the horse. why did united defenders not clear the ball when they had the opportunity to put their heads into the ball & clear the danger?

How did Toure now land free to tap in the easiest goal of his career?
Fellaini was culpable, let's not argue too much about it.
toure landed free because vidic allowed himself to be beaten to the ball. toure could have had 300 yards of space to himself and it wouldn't matter if he didn't have the ball. city defenders were the first to get to the ball in the corners we took against them - why didn't we apply the same defensive nous?

Show the gif from the proper angle for us to disect properly instead of this blind-sided view, jare.
https://www15.online-convert.com/download-file/3be7fb95b3de916a71d409e3c57b3835/converted-e015b350.gif

you still want to blame fellaini for this goal? better go & erase your comments!!!

His marking throughout the game made me wonder if he had a bowl of hot amala just before kick-off.
leave his marking alone for a minute, let's discuss toure's goal. how did vidic & smalling miss by getting in each other's way?

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