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Hugoboi: Leave the bloody hypocrite. He has finally found his voice. Such a pity its second skin to him, getting on here and stinking out the whole joint with his comrade in arms Coogar

you are a disgusting pederast!
why are you so bent in shouting my band from the roof-top? are you a faggöt or a faggöt magnet? seriously, stop these nocturnal erectiöns over coogar. find someone else to witchhunt!

Afam4eva: How huge is the Nigerian community in the UK? Are they enough to make one a millionaire? I think not.

you are ignorant -
ovation was less than a pound in the 90s. the minimum wage then cannot be less than £5 per hour. so i put it to you that every adult nigerian that is capable of reading could afford ovation magazine!

Afam4eva: Dele made his money in Nigeria from Nigeria covering Nigeria. End of. prove otherwise.

the same dele that was a refugee in london in the mid-90s. his bed had no covers or duvet. bola tinubu gave him £500 to sort household stuff when dele first arrived.

he took loans from banks and in-laws to start ovation magazine. the nigerian community in the UK and ireland is quite huge. within few years, he made his millions.

50calibre: Honestly, I gave up when I discovered that for someone who cites billionaires as examples, he doesn't know what billionaires per capita meant.

Going by his premise, countries like china and russia have better standards of living than Switzerland and Norway because they have more billionaires.

Complete ignoramus.

afam is a novice on this matter.
does he even know america owes about 3 trillion dollars to china/japan?

Afam4eva: Between you and lie, i don't know who lies more. If Momodu was making millions in the UK why then did he move to Nigeria. If you must be my student then you have to promise me that you're gonna quit lying. Your lies are so annoying kai.

so you think anyone that moves back to his fatherland does so because he's not making money? you are not smart at all. dele's head office still remains in the UK and his operation is still in the UK. he moved to nigeria to enter into politics.

This is not a case of Agege bread. This is a case of making your money using Nigeria(Nigeria) and selling to Nigerians. So, where does the UK come in, in all this? Can you tell me the NIgerian that has used the UK movie or entertainment industry to make that much money.

stop arguing like a stark illiterate!
dele has made money in the UK before moving to nigeria.

Hugoboi: I rest my case. $100 says Coogar is actually an 18 year old!!!.....Heck even an 18 year would show more decency. I'm not gonna indulge this keypad terrorist by sparring with him. Coogar abeg shift!

hugoboi, you are a toad!
everyone is a child in your eyes, you possess the characteristics of a statutory räpist!

nitlad: Mi o gbo ri...

I know you are already shivering and shitting your pants because of the all-conquering campaign Chelsea is about to embark upon!

you finished 6th 2 seasons ago, you finished 3rd last season. things are not looking great. manchester rules!

Afam4eva: Mikel Obi was a millionaire whilst in Norway and will remain a millionaire after he has left the UK which he's so eager to do. So, i don't get what you mean by the UK made him. Did the UK also make Torres, Ronaldo, Drogba. Were these people not counting millions before they came to Queens land?

you are a pathological liar....
mikel obi's annual wage in norway isn't up to £100,000. what are you talking about here? mikel was a child in norway before he was rescued, he did not have a contract in norway!

Afam4eva: And did Dele Momodu make the millions while he was hawking ovation in the UK? Hell to the NO. he had to come back home before he could become a millionaire. Nigeria made him not London.

dele was already a millionaire before his magazine became a household name in nigeria. you are clueless!

I don't care if jason Njoku schooled in heaven...
What movies does Iroko TV show? Nollywood movies
Is Nollywood the name of the British movie industry? No

you are not intelligent!
so if i sell agege bread in the UK and make millions then nigeria made me because the product is 100% nigerian? somebody please give afam his steroids!

So, why are you ascribing the success someone made off Nollywood to the UK. Is it now a favourite past time for you london boys to be stealing the achievement of others and ascribe it to the UK? That's how i saw an English lady calling Andy Murray English until sheb was shut up and corrected by a Scot. You guys should stop embarrassing yourselves by ascribing too much to yourselves. Nobody cares about the UK except you guys.

where did you see this english lady? in your dreams? i doubt any english lady would call murray english. she must have said british.....

what success did he make via nollywood? you asked me to name nigerians living here that are millionaires. i gave you 2 household names and you are changing the argument. who cares what they sell to become multimillionaires? if it's that easy, why has orji kalu not taken advantage of the idea?

Afam4eva: Leave the US out of this and name me UK Nigerian millionaires. Pls i'll suggest you leave footballers out of it because these people did not start making money as footballers in the UK. Footballers are immigrants and are not permanently stationed in one place. Pls, how did Dele Momodu make his millions from the UK? Is it from the same Ovation that most of it's readership are based in Nigeria? Pls stop embarrassing yourself. As a matter of fact, he was a nobody when he was living in London until he moved to Nigeria. he now lives in Ghana. And finally, Jason Njoku is an internet millionaire who's making his dough from Nigeria. Is it UK movies that he shows on his website or Nigerian movies and which people watch these movies? Pls stop the embarrassment. Dele Momodu and Jason Njoku are just pointers that a lot of London based NIgerians have to connect to their country to become something in life.

afam, you are embarrassing yourself...
dele has been selling ovation magazines in london before he expanded his business into africa. jason njoku went to manchester uni, grew up in deptford, london and conceived his irokoTV business in london. why should we leave footballers out? why aren't they making such amounts in america or in nigeria? legal money is legal money! how much was mikel obi worth in nigeria and norway? how much is he worth now?

Afam4eva: As long as the people that are making these millions are not doing so at the disadvantage of others as is very prevalent in NIgeria. The likes of Bill Gates, Micheal Zuckerberg etc are people who became billionaires from their own sweat. Are you suggesting they throw away all their money because some people have refused to make use of some of the opportunities that society offers? I'm asking Coogar and the pro-UK people to show me the equivalent of these people in the UK else the assertion that there are more opportunities(relative) in the UK compared to the US is sickly.

so how many nigerians in the US have the same amount of money like bill gates or mark zuckerberg? dele loaned £5000 to start his ovation magazine in the mid-90s. he became a multi-millionaire from his own sweat. jason njoku also conceived his idea as a londoner, no government loan.

no football club in the world would have paid mikel obi £60k per week at age 19. his talent is only appreciated in the UK - he became a millionaire in the UK. mikel's agent(shittu) is a millionaire in the UK and many many more.

Afam4eva: In pounds of course. Is UK Nigeria?

how's that a fair comparison? a millionaire in the US is not a millionaire in the UK. £600,000 = $1m.

besides, i should be able to list more than 100 nigerians in the UK that are multi-millionaires. footballers, dele momodu, jason njoku(irokoTV) and several others i cannot remember as we speak!


[quote author=ShyM-X]How can the irony be so conspicuous, when in reality I never denied my lack of knowledge about the topic in debate from the beginning - and I did accept that I used some of his work? At the end of the day - everyone else did the same thing, but I was witch-hunted by my biggest jockey and fan. Also, this handle has been attacked, witch-hunted, abused, and banned for centuries - yet I keep opening a new one! That alone shows I don't give two-fcks about online reputation!!

Go get a nap, you obviously need it.[/quote]everyone else?
stop embarrassing yourself. i didn't even look at anyone's work or referenced any article. all those words poured out of my cranium. you can re-check my stuff if in doubt.

Afam4eva: Name me 10 NIgerian millionaires who made their millions in the UK.

millionaire in pounds or in naira?

Afam4eva: The same quality of life that's making a lot of people in the UK trying to relocate to the US or back to Nigeria. Until i start seeing a lot of UK made millionaires of Nigerian heritage then the UK will remain a cesspit.

you don't listen, do you?
the people you see relocating are illegal! they cannot have a future here with such status so they love around like nomads. how many of them would tell you the truth of their real immigration status? afam - stop being stubborn. there are many successful nigerians on this island.

[quote author=baby_123]

Shymmex and Coogar cabashing on this thread. My two biggest argument partners with very similar world views. I am enjoying this sha, because now i can see the differences between them. Though both are expert at yabbing. [/quote]i love you too.

Afam4eva: It's a relative term. Behemoth compared to the size and the opportunities available there. Even though the US population is put at 300 million, the size of the US and that of the economy is still relatively bigger.

afam, do you agree the quality of life in the UK is way better than that of the US?

dademola: Wen cooger 1st insulted me here, i was so suprised cos i didnt see it coming, bt wen i visited him in his fada's house in enugu, and i witnessed d way he insulted his parents( believe me, ts worse dan wot he does here), i knew wotsup. Derz no insult cooger wld post here dt wld b as bad as d ones he dishes out to his parents regularly, so i can say dt derz noin he wld say to me here dt wld get to me. He nids ur prayers, encouragement and understanding. #enofsed#

you are really sure it was me you saw in enugu? may thunder scatter your cornea!

nitlad: Trust me

Oloshi, thunder faya your ponmo lips too.
... But we are going to win it for the next 3 seasons at least!

win fire?
you won't do better than 3rd or 4th.

jackbauersballs: Different angles Gbawe.

there are opportunities in the UK, jackbauer!
it's just that majority lack the information to get by. a geography graduate has already sold himself short reading a course like that - so he started his race on a back foot!

besides, nigerians tend to overestimate their potentials. are you aware £40k per annum salary puts you in the top 10% of the highest earners in the UK? i am very sure majority of the nigerians here against all odds are around the neighbourhood of that figure so why do people complain?

i don't know why you guys are getting the amp from afam's comments. his closest experience to living in the UK is watching kidulthood(on VHS). watching coming to america is his experience of the US. how can he ever know better?

afam is a clown. i deliberately feed his clownish behaviour to get my daily dosage of amusement. i am yet to see anyone so clueless. he speaks about these 2 countries like he's been there but he really hasn't stepped foot in either europe or continental US.

nitlad:

Coogar the madt dog has got you all gagged!

thunder fire your pot-belly and your rickets.....you won't go to your thread and hold fort, busybody. if you paid the same attention on this thread to your football season, chelsea would have won the league by 20 points!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Lmao at this airheaded lout talking about reputation like I give two-fvcks about the savages who populate this forum. I could care less and I post whatever the fvck I feel like posting. Heck, my dumbest and most ridiculous post on this forum still shiits on 99.99999% of your most (pseudo)intellectual posts - FACT! You try too hard, bro bro.

Stick to family section - the old hags and the boring gits who post the most absurd sarcasm, in that section. [/quote]isaac olawale, why are you bellyaching?
appendix, constipation or menstrual cramps? i wasn't even the one that caught you, someone else did!

yeah, i know you don't give 2 fücks about your online reputation - and was that the reason you stole to vantage over your competitors and gain an online rep?

the irony is so conspicuous!

funnyx: On what basis are you making your comparison? For your info, apart from British citizenship I also have a Canadian PR which I don't even use, I knew a lot of people who relocated to Canada but are now on their way back to the UK. So its not anyone's fault if those returnees of yours failed to see the opportunities abound in the UK so to each their own.

you cannot convince afam. one of david cameron or tony blair took afam's wife. i have never seen anyone so anti-british like afam.

[quote author=ShyM-X]At least I did oblige to debate a topic about Nigeria despite not being raised in Nigeria(and still being a newbie to Nigerian politics) . And I was told about the debate probably an hour before it started. Yes, I copied part of what I wrote from the internet - but how come you never took part in the same debate? You were asked to contest but you refused to.

Heck, even PhysicsQED and the few eggheads who witnessed the debate didn't see anything wrong with what I did. Only m0rons were barking at the tree![/quote]the only reason the eggheads did not see anything wrong in stealing is because they are armed robbers themselves. about 400 years ago, you would have been led to the borders of the city and stoned to death by 12 able-bodied men!

How about you choose any topic - and you and I go head to head debating it? Any subject matter and I'll let you choose the topic. Heck, I'll give you two hours to prepare for it and you can tell me about the topic 5 mins before the debate starts? I double-dare you!!

You don't stand a chance!!

debate with world's most famous plagiarist?
hell no - i cannot put a dent on my reputation. you had your chance to prove yourself worthy and you stole isaac olawale's work.

Afam4eva: The only opportunity the UK gives is the opportunity to be ripped. Thank God a lot of UK residents are leaving to come back to Nigeria. That shows the situation back home is even more favorable than in the UK. That shows how bad the situation is over there. I pity some of you that still live there especially if you're not schooling or there on visit.

afam, don't be ignorant!
majority of the people you see relocating back to nigeria from the UK have no business here in the first place. getting into the UK as an illegal is the easier part, surviving there is the problem.

however, getting into america is way harder. once you step foot in the states, there's no one looking for you on immigration issues provided you stay out of crime. it's easier to survive as an illegal in the states than in europe.

if you compare the legal resident in the UK versus the ones in the states, the UK folks win by default. the quality of life here is higher, the standard of living here is better. ordinary service like fibre optic internet is almost non-existent in the states but it's a household commodity in the UK!

Hugoboi: Nairaland is an online medium and is free for all. What is more,I don't think it's anyone's place to question what another should or shouldn't post. You can shut your eyes if you aren't cool with it.

shut your traps, hugoboi!

On a serious note Coogar, your penchant for cussing people is becoming rather nauseating.Do you even read what you post? I believe you are a learned adult but the language in your posts assault people's sensibilities

you must be rectocranially inverted!
if everyone goes on the net to lift every football article and post it here, it would be chaos. this is not the first time lampbot was warned to only post united-related stories here. who cares about tevez and man city? is it our business here?

Please watch your language when you address others. You don't need to cuss for folks take you seriously.
PS : This is a football thread and YOU DO NOT KNOW IT ALL. If you did, you'd be in the dugout at Old Trafford. Please accept constructive criticism and quit turning this thread into a juvenile class.

shut the fück up, you bulimic toad!
posting an article unrelated to man utd on this thread is derailing it. if lampbot cannot be told to act accordingly even when he's doing wrong then everyone supporting man utd is irresponsible. if the mods see that article there, they would hide it or move it to the appropriate section!

Afam4eva: There are still loads of opportunities in the US and Canada for those who are disposed to using them. These countries are much more open for people to achieve the greatest heights of human endeavor. Australia is also not bad. The UK on the other hand is all bad news. They're still living on the past.

stop embarrassing yourself.....
the UK gives more opportunities than all those spastic countries you listed. you cannot even compare so stop talking, mazi afam!!!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Keep trying too hard to impress me. I bet you still don't know that a child shares 25% DNA with his/her grandparents. You can't even compare my versatility on this forum to yours(even with Nigeria being a new front for me). And I clown around most of the time. However, you don't stand a chance in hell with me when it comes to intellectual discourse on any subject matter.[/quote]shymexx aka isaac olawale!
how are your scholarly articles doing? you are such a fraud! how can you lift someone else's work and turn it to yours overnight? in the history of this forum, you are the only one that has ever been disqualified for stealing. so much for your intelligence.

Go play checkers with ya mates at the mental health centre - only chess players are allowed here.

bwahahahaha
you have a one track mind......the stealing of other people's work gets deeper. isaac olawale, why did you steal?

[quote author=ShyM-X]You'e always had the IQ of a panda; hence why you're always found wanting when it comes to intellectual discourse, you slobbering hick with the brain-size of a mouse. All you ever do is regurgitate the same crap you copied from someone else on the internet![/quote]a panda and a mosquito - i am still a higher breed. coogar found wanting in intellectual discourse? lolololol - someone must be suffering from selective amnesia.

the debate that pitched us against each other on politics section revealed your depth - you were caught red handed plagiarising! you stole the work of another abc tried to mask it as yours - what a disgrace of a man!

Home-schooled in a village hut with tree trunks burning as lamps. I guess that's why run around these sides beating your chest like deranged silver-back gorilla without contributing anything whatsoever to any discourse - other than jejune and fictional tales.

you are a product of a polyandrous marriage.
however, i have to give you a pass mark for the above comment. it's rich and the vocab pool is sense but how am i sure you didn't steal it from the internet like you did in the last debate?

You and I aren't even on the same level. You're hereby ignored!

shymexx, stop trying too hard!
half the cube-root of my IQ is beyond you. you don't stand a chance. i would decompose every pounds in your body to pences. run along now, go and smoke your pubic hair!

[quote author=ShyM-X]What Nigerian realities are you on about? Absolute tosh![/quote]you have the brain power of a female anopheles mosquito....

Rich coming from a prick who sounds clueless 100% of the time. Stick to the family section with your gibberish. You've no clue about anything - all you ever spew on this forum is absolute nonsense. I doubt you even went past the four-walls of a higher learning institution, to be honest.

i never did. 4 walls of a higher institution? how the heck would i cope there when it's filled with mental indigents like yourself. i was home-schooled!

Are you not the same guy who asserted that you got money taken out of your bank card back straight away? I honestly doubt you've ever been in the UK. Questioning if you've got a UK bank account is a waste of time..

i was running a UK bank account before you popped your first pimple. look at this cameroonian refugee that got into the country in the back of a truck spewing rubbish! what do you know about running bank accounts?

italians?
rubbish people. they are so backwards and you can't blame them. when hitler wanted to rule the whole world with his evil intention. who was his greatest ally? some of these european countries are still in the dark.

[quote author=ShyM-X]You're a funny chap! I bet if I asked Kats, Gbawe, and eGuerrilla(real upstanding professionals) if they know who Londoners call "yahoozee" - they will say it without blinking an eye. You're fake and I can see through you.[/quote]i dunno what yahooze means, i know what online begging or online fraud is and i see no sense in thinking any nigerian that comes abroad to spend is in to fraud. that kind of thinking tells me you have lost touch with the realities in nigeria. the few nigerians that are rich are stinkingly rich and they can afford to put you in a cage and feed you organic diet......

Fam, and you're even trying to argue about my field with me. Get off the lost kingdom of Atlantis, and get back into the real world.

you don't have a field - the only field you have is a weed field. this is why you ptyalise nonsense 90% of the time.

Cisco certification has 3 stages - CCNA(associate), CCNP(professional), and CCIE(expert). I reiterate, there's no way in hell someone with CCNP can earn 70k/pa. You've to be an expert to be earning that much. That's my field - and I don't need to tell you which of the certifications(s) that I've got. But you have no clue whatsoever about what you're talking about, to be honest.

i don't need to know what certification you have got - i am sure you got none. all these stuff are just hot air. i was only pulling jackbauer's legs when i mentioned his wages so stop getting hot under the collar for nothing!

on this thread alone, you have branded people as gay, disputed imaginary wages and wrongly criticised the non-inclusion of ghana/poland as the high-risk countries. are you detoxing shymexx? are you battling with the after-taste of hallucinogens? perhaps, you have just suffered another one of those your bi-monthly romantic heartbreaks.

go and lie down - you are polluting the air on this thread.

jackbauersballs: @ Coogar I am not a network engineer...I do core infrastructure in a wintel environment

i was only leg-pulling initially until me knowall decided to gatecrash the party.

I also do not earn up to 70k
But you can earn upwards of 70k with just your CCNA if you have the right experience and other certs

that's affirmative!
experience in the field adds more weight!

jackbauersballs: I'm game if you and Coogar are...lol
No Nebuchadnezzars tho

nebu is a must!
who gets huge bonus packages without spending it? i have been told from a reliable source you have won the employee of the month award consecutively for 19 months.

jackbauer, no nebu - no visit!

[quote author=ShyM-X]More reason why I doubt if you actually live in London or in the UK. If you don't who Londoners call yahoozee - then you must be living in the lost kingdom of Atlantis.[/quote]shymexx - tape it shut!
you think so low of nigerians to the point of thinking every nigerian is a fraudster. i don't know the kind of nigerians you roll with but i suggest you change your circle of friends. like i said, you dwell in a capsule.

Also, on what planet do cisco professionals earn 70k? Professionals not experts loool. Are you sure you're also in the computing field? Loool

you want to argue there are no cisco professionals earning that much? are you from cambodia? you probably don't even know there's a difference between cisco network associate and a cisco network professional.

shymexx - who would break you out of your cocoon?

adaobi123: Yes with my £50
hmmmm na wa oo

adaobi, double that £50 and let's meet jackbauer this week at euston. he just got his bonus and his fingers are itchy to spend!!!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Coogar
Stop feigning ignorance. Even white pple know what yahoozee is about. That's what you Nigerians do loool.[/quote]yahooze? what the fùck does that mean? if you mean online begging then that ish is long gone. how many white men still send £££ to nigeria with the hope of getting 20% of prince obioma's £1 trillion inheritance. shymexx, you must be trapped in a time-capsule buried in the ground since 2009.

jackbauersballs: Lmao
Make I sell myself into slavery for you?

a whole cisco network professional like yourself? with your experience alone, your gross salary is about £70k per annum.

jackbauersballs:

if you cannot do double nebuchadnezzer bottle, i don't mind the single. jackbauerballs, spend this money.

adaobi123:
Can I have free lunch for the sake of it ?

with your £50?

meanwhile, this is the £125,000 bottle of bubbly that prodigal son bought...

https://tthu.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ace-of-spades-200000.jpg

[img]http://www.almostreal.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screenshot.118.jpg[/img]

jackbauersballs: You wey I don invite con drink before?
That guy don dey too show enself na why I say make en show up...
I hope he wears a suit cos security for my office brutal o...

if you cannot buy that humongous bottle of champagne for lunch, i am not interested.