₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,870 members, 8,514,102 topics. Date: Friday, 06 November 2026 at 05:57 AM

Toggle theme

Coogar's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Coogar's Profile › Coogar's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 613 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 (of 1148 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:03am On May 02, 2013
debosky: Before scoring against United, when was Walcott's previous goal?

Clearly I was engaging in a hint of hyperbole, but the substance of the post remains.
DK is a pet monkey!
i am yet to meet anyone so full of shyte.......whenever bayern lose its because they didn't take the match serious. i can understand when a manager deliberately puts out a weak team to protect his key players for a bigger priority. however, bayern lined up a strong team against arsenal and they got stomped!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 9:23am On May 02, 2013
dayokanu: How can we win unbeaten when we already lost at the group stages?
that's exactly my point - even if you win the competition, you cannot do it with class like united did.

Kompany coping with aerial incursion yet was rapped by Bayern last season from corner kicks. Or where was Kolscieny in Emirates when they were molested aerially on the ground and everywhere?
was the score 7-0? the first time you faced city, aggregate was 2-2.... arsenal was 3-3, united was 4-4 in 2010.

Wrong tactics ko, Wrong chromosomes ni
accept it that you lost to arsenal - your manager accepted the defeat and he said he hoped the people hyping bayern up can see the team can be thoroughly beaten.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:22pm On May 01, 2013
dayokanu: Juventus dont have good defenders?
Someone must be high on Alomo bitters.
What is Chiellini a striker?
chiellini? he's 2nd tier.
not good enough to cope with aerial incursions like vidic, terry, koscielny, kompany,etc.

Where was this same English defence on Arsenal when We shyted all over them in Emirates?
arsene wenger's wrong tactics - playing walcott as a striker and having niggling injuries everywhere.

The Arsenal tie was won and lost in the first game . The second leg was just to coast home and while away time
no wonder your manager admitted arsenal dominated your team and they were the better team on the night in allianz arena. i know it pains you your team can't win this competition unbeaten like united did in 99 and 2008 - fact still remains the arsenal side you deride so much murdered your team on your home soil - it's disgraceful.

after the 2nd goal, neuer was scared to release the ball. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:06pm On May 01, 2013
dayokanu: When I told these tools we just allowed Arsenal they were arguing

Runaway Serie A leaders humiliated Home and away 4-0 aggregates

Runaway la Liga leaders humiliated home and away 7-0 aggregate

So you seriously believe na that useless Arsenal would tough us if we took the game serious?
arsenal destroyed you 2-0.
don't come here and coat it with your gaseous saliva. you had a home record to protect and you played the strongest possible team on the night. your tactics cannot work against most english teams - koscielny destroyed all your aerial assault and cazorla's pass-n-move destroyed your midfield as i predicted when the draw was made.

barca and juventus don't have strong defenders - they rely on possession and pressing to keep the opponents at bay. every aerial incursion in barca's box is a potential goal scoring opportunity. you won't get past most english teams in that manner and as records show - even when you managed to advance against english sides, it was down to the away-goal rule. in your backyard, drogba murdered your defence aerially, just like koscielny did on the same ground.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by coogar: 10:59pm On May 01, 2013
i cannot categorically tell you what BBM means, i might say its Blackberry Messenger, and my oga @ the top could say its Beating Barca Messilessly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:52pm On May 01, 2013
nitlad: How many of these 'extravagant luxuries' was he afforded at Porto and Inter where he succeeded exceedingly? undecided
inter and porto were the biggest spenders in italy and portugal in the years jose mourinho was their manager. being the biggest spender gives him the liberty to win the league unopposed and more breathing space to concentrate in europe without having to worry about title race.

Has he not been successful in the same competition with squads way cheaper than some of those whose scalps he claimed?
yes - he has been successful in those cup competitions with all sorts of gamesmanship and intimidation of his opponents. make no mistake - mourinho is a tactical genius but the money has so helped him a great deal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:46pm On May 01, 2013
dayokanu: ^^ WHo are these we that schooled who?
debo
4llerbuntu
and officer coogar!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 6:24pm On May 01, 2013
dayokanu: We are still waiting for evidence to back up this statement
what else do you need as evidence?
we have schooled you to the fact that walcott played several games as the lead striker and got a decent percentage of his goals as a striker - walcott scored 4 league goals and copped at least 2 assists from 6 league appearances as a striker. deduct that from his total number of goals/assists and he's not better than matt jarvis of west ham.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:28pm On May 01, 2013
dademola: so u mean d inclusion of zabaleta is debatable??
rafael is better than zabaleta......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:30pm On May 01, 2013
chelseabmw: It is 99% sure that Mourinho will come back next season.
Now, I'm waiting for the plastic fans who will call for his head and ask for his sacking if we lose a game or two.
mourinho only manage the highest spending club in any league. unfortunately, chelsea don't longer have the financial clout. mourinho's return to england would only limit his job description to either man city or man utd. i am 100% certain PSG is his next destination unless city sacks mancini or fergie retires.
Family › Re: Disgraced Actor Solomon Akiyesi Tells His Story •I Loved Ezinne, My First Wife, by coogar: 9:15pm On Apr 30, 2013
nwando: Don't tell me you believe any words from the mouth of that pathetic loser
See him crying like a spoilt brat
All the women are evil,he is a victim of love
Nonsense
Let them go and find out what chased him away from Abeokuta and brought him to the East hunting for wives.
I bet you there are other women this con artist has deceived who we don't know of yet.
why would he lie? you believe lillian and yet you don't want to believe solomon? he's a celebrity - there are plenty of reasons for women to want to screw him up.
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 8:58pm On Apr 30, 2013
armyofone: oh oh, that's what you want to do? put the blame of philandering on the woman? where is his conscience to help him decide what's right or wrong?
you eh? unless I got it all wrong grin but lipsrsealed
women blame men for infidelity like this woman has done. how do we know for sure that men are not pushed by their partners to cheat? men don't generally whine about these things - they just go out there and find a suitable partner.

Tgirl4real: Some men are simply irresponsible.
hmmmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by coogar: 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Ozil is the reason this match is still scoreless. . .

Selfish SOB!!! angry angry[/color][/quote]will ronaldo score tonight?
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 8:44pm On Apr 30, 2013
biolabee: a man who has mutiple women....
that's not the question, biolabee
the man is a philanderer - the act itself is philandering. so what pushes a man to philander?
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 8:36pm On Apr 30, 2013
biolabee: philandering is wrong,, no doubt

if u are a philander and your wife cheats on you, society is still harsher on the woman
what makes a man philander? the truth is not far from the answer to the question.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by coogar: 8:12pm On Apr 30, 2013
8 attempts in 25 mins....
madrid are not clinical.

freecocoa: Madrid dey delay for here walai.
freecocoa watches football? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by coogar: 8:07pm On Apr 30, 2013
CFCfan: Madrid are very much on top in this match
4 goals down, playing at home....i expect more
they should be 3 goals up already. ozil, ronaldo and higuain have had CCCs and they wasted them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by coogar: 8:02pm On Apr 30, 2013
i could kill a teammate for what ozil did there
he could see ronaldo - he should be playing that ball across for a simple tap-in. ozil's football brain left him at the most crucial point!
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 8:00pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]So Coogar as we were saying jare. . .how else can you tell a woman's posts from a man's.

Come 'ere, spill your secrets https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif[/quote]trade secrets, my friend!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 7:48pm On Apr 30, 2013
dayokanu: Anyone taking coogar seriously must be a tool. Only a flaming GAYYner would be looking to a tool like Coogar for validation

Do you watch Arsenal games at all? Wilshere and Arteta are the deep lying midfielders and Cazorla plays off the top man or on the left wing.

Walcott plays on the wings most times and a few times up top

How are other EPL right wingers like Lennon Valencia performing goal wise.

Walcott is the most productive Arsenal attacking player you can take that to the bank
you have answered your own question but you are too daft to even see it. walcott was able to get that many goals cos he operated as the arrow head in some games - a position his counterparts did not have the opportunity of playing. so only a lunatic like yourself would compare walcott to cazorla goalwise.
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 7:40pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I can bet my bottom dollar that the first couple of advice were given on the assumption that OP was a woman.

As soon as OP identified himself as male...so the quick switcheroo!!

Hahahahaha! I love this section. cheesy cheesy tongue[/quote]nah - i knew he was a man from the get-go!
men tend to cut down to the chase and go straight to the point while women would add a gallon of emotional tales to win sympathy.

if the op's a woman then the post would go.....

"please, i want to know how soon 2 consenting parties can get divorced in nigeria because i am tired of my husband. he's abusive, he slapped me 6 times this morning for praying in silence and reh reh reh"

sisikill, we sabi una!
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 7:32pm On Apr 30, 2013
jennykadry: All he does is wipe away the ache in her private area with his yekini, he cannot wipe away the mess her family is in.
half bread is better than nothing for some people
if she manages to get one of her aches cured then she's in a much better position. i think i need to start a business in naija - strictly for married women that need to wipe away their pains. grin
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 7:30pm On Apr 30, 2013
noobiesin: Thanks. Ur advice is duly noted. Any lawyer you can recommend?

No there's nobody else in the picture. Yes. It's life threatening as far as I'm concerned. My research has shown that the best I can get as the father is joint control, cos some things can't be proven in court. So I'll just keep praying for my daughter. Jazz things n all that. I really don't want to put my story out on the net. Just need to get some info I couldn't get on google.

Thanks
divorce can be costly especially with a child involved.
if things don't go your way or you happen to get a feminist presiding the case, be prepared to lose a sizeable chunk of your wealth to your wife. so consider your options very well before going at it full pelt!
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 7:18pm On Apr 30, 2013
jennykadry: I think(as much as she is trying so hard not to show it) She is deeply hurt and that has pushed her into doing what she's doing now and yes she is delusional if he thinks this her new found hobby will give her peace and happiness.
but......supposing this new boyfriend is an expert in bedmatics, don't you think her wounds could be healed by getting some regularly? tongue
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 7:09pm On Apr 30, 2013
jennykadry: She is deceiving herself. She needs to leave that marriage and start afresh. Two wrongs cannot make a right in emotional situations like this.

Don't let your spouse send you on the road to hell.
madam jenny, you mean this woman is deluded? grin
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 6:52pm On Apr 30, 2013
stillwater: Now just imagine Adam being the actual cause of the crime, God will just send him to hell to rot there.
adam still had it easier.....
the fact that a man can stroll into a woman, dump his debris in her and watch her carry a baby for 9 months puts her in at a disadvantage. grin

so my dear, i would rather be adam than eve. grin
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 6:26pm On Apr 30, 2013
biolabee: True though God may have punished adam more because he wanted to lie on the woman
adam was a fool.....
if i was adam, i would have reported eve the moment she was flirting with the serpent. aiding/abetting eve cost adam so much!
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 6:13pm On Apr 30, 2013
noobiesin: Hmmmmmm, my brother, long story but God will take care of the kid. I just need the info. I know 1 year must lapse b4 divorce proceedings can commence in court. I'm waiting for one year to be complete. Are u a lawyer? Or do u know any reliable divorce lawyer who can help file the case? Thanks.
i am not a lawyer but i know for sure these things can be fast-tracked. i reiterate, divorce should be the last resort!
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 5:52pm On Apr 30, 2013
noobiesin: Okay thanks.
why do you need such though?
divorce should be the last resort especially if kids are involved.
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 5:38pm On Apr 30, 2013
mrs flawless: Amen jare. I might not have the liver to cheat back on an unfaithful spouse but honestly, my kudos to those who can do it and not not feel guilty about it. What is good for the goose.......
those who can do it are sluts - period!
these people deserve each other - a morally-bankrupt man and a cheap slut in a holy matrimony.....
Family › Re: Divorce In Nigeria by coogar: 5:29pm On Apr 30, 2013
noobiesin: Lawyers,
Please I want to know how soon two consenting parties can get divorced in the courts in Nigeria. As in what's the earliest that the divorce can be finalized after filing proceedings?

Thanks for your responses.
it can be done with immediate effect as long as you can rub few palms. with as little as N50k in lagos and an evidence of infidelity or gross misconduct, you are good to go!
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 5:21pm On Apr 30, 2013
biolabee: i get why some men wil do DNA test for their kids
They DOnt wanna raise no others man's kid

I aint that baby's daddy.. sometimes i sit and wonder how can i father another man's son- wyclef
absolutely.....
as long as a man cannot bring his love child home and claim it's his wifey's biological child then infidelity in men and women are not and can never be the same thing.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 613 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 (of 1148 pages)