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Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 7:53pm On May 05, 2013
aniiii: chest scratcher wink
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:14pm On May 05, 2013
coded guy: We are in for a bumpy ride next season cause Fergie's inconsistencies are becoming consistent.

When we hinge our disgust in losing an important game or any game at all to the presence of baba Giggs, it is called witch hunting. He just proved us right again with his presence in this game. The painful thing is that na Fergie dey cause all this nonsense.

The games we won with Giggs on the field, if any pales into insignificance when compared with the ones we lost with his presense.

Maybe Fergie follow shag Imogen and Giggs knows about it and is using it to blackmail Fergie, but when he takes off young vibrant midfielders and allows the likes of Giggs to stay on, then he really needs to do some self assessment if he is capable of achieving that sef.

Am just upset, cos we will see more of this next season except other teams contrive to give us 21. But europe is what am really particular about.
the matter is simple - sack giggs and scholes!
if he's not available, we won't see him on the pitch. i'd rather young players who are coachable cost us 3 points than the greedy ryan giggs - what else does he need to prove? if i were giggs today, i would declare myself unfit so players like kagawa or anderson can get their chances.
Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 6:58pm On May 05, 2013
Vikin: How do you get these images...me likey!
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Big tummies are sexy?
Let me say a prayer first!
that was what i was told by some maidens. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:42pm On May 05, 2013
montelik: Haba.
what is haba?
should a 40-yr old man be playing for a big football institution like united? real madrid fans love raul more than united can ever love giggs and yet raul left them for another club. what does giggs add to man utd? nothing!!!!!

he's rubbish to the core -
chelsea should have had a penalty or a freekick when giggs fouled a chelsea player around the box and webb just let it slide. he's a liability, we have decent players that will fill his role without stress. all his set-plays today were gash. if he wasn't on the pitch, van persie would be the player taking those and the likelihood of us scoring becomes high.
Politics › Re: Modupe Adelabu Is Ekiti 's Deputy Governor by coogar: 6:37pm On May 05, 2013
1forall: Someone's Mom attains a post and it suddenly becomes time to call her son.
Is the guy that undiscerning that he won't know that's why you're now calling?
shut up your mouth....
do you know how close i am to dapo before opening your gob? what makes you think i have not been speaking to him on a bi-weekly basis before now?

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]Bros, level don change be that oh... You better call him sharp sharp before him switch off him phone embarassed if anything, you fit be Him Special adviser on e-communication on Nairaland cool[/quote]dapo is my right hand man.....
we used to terrorise thamesmead chics together 2004 circa and i know where to find him if he switches his number.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:30pm On May 05, 2013
coded guy: Why Fergie keeps on playing Giggs in "critical" matches beat me.

Giggs is a selfish idiot who does not know that his time is up, everytime we play that idiot we lose. We shud not be losing to Chelsea for any reason at all.

Its a crying shame, we will probably never conquer europe next year when we have an important match against the likes of BAyern, barca, Real, or even juve and Fergie decides to player baba Giggs.

Maybe he is afraid of retiring cos he might go back to his bad habits with his bros wifey cos he wud be jobless and so wants to play till he is 50yrs where she wud not find him attractive again.
FA should probe this match.
i think wenger n villas-boas have grounds to open a case against fergie. fergie put out a strong side against arsenal and he promised he would do the same for chelsea to be fair to everyone.

removing two central midfielders and putting 2 make-shift players there is a recipe for disaster. valencia/giggs are our worst players - still cannot fathom how they completed 90 mins. kagawa is on the bench, hernandez(the chelsea slayer) was left on the bench till the last 2 mins.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:17pm On May 05, 2013
montelik: If this were truly the case, we would have started Scholes in midfield along with Giggs and surely have lost, instead of Chelsea needing a slight deflection taking the ball out the path of Lindegard's outstretch palm and of the post.
the 2 OAPs should fück off
compare the corresponding fixture at the bridge to this one - compare our performance at etihad and at st james' park to the shower of shyte today. it's obvious they are the ones setting us back. i don't care how many hollywood passes they can provide per game, they hurt us more than they benefit us. the buttner story about medals is a complete balderdash. that rule has been scrapped and the FA have already told fergie they would provide 40 medals and fergie can give them out as he pleases.

SAF changes were an attempt to give Buttner playing time and appearances to qualify for a league medal.
what a smart needless attempt.
the midfield that finished the game were:

valencia--jones--giggs--buttner
what a world class line-up to get you 3 points. fergie is a complete fool.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:04pm On May 05, 2013
mbulela: for all the dislike of Rafa,i still think he gets the better of fergie tactically almost all the time.
fergie is an idïot almost all the time.....

mbulela: Giggs is not the biggest problem. Valencia is worse and Anderson is not much better.
However,i still wonder why Giggs would not just retire.Is it a sadistic trait in him?
giggs is our biggest problem!
it wasn't until gary neville retired that we solved the right back problem. until giggs retire, we would continue to have this problem in the midfield and the left flank. he's a liability - a useless greedy bastard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:01pm On May 05, 2013
montelik: Was Giggs the one who made the lazy clearance, no its was Evans.
it's not about the incident that caused the goal, it's the general poor performance. with another player in his place, we would have scored a couple of goals to before mata's screamer!

mbulela: must you spoil a good argument with this your Anderson love in?
he was our best player before he for subbed!
anderson ran with the ball and provided enough diagonal passes for valencia/giggs and they did nothing with it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:59pm On May 05, 2013
SailorXY: I'll never understand this Ferguson selection & substitutions
it's strategic!
united loss makes it difficult for spurs to qualify. i think fergie wants bale - that is the only reason he would remove anderson/cleverley and play giggs/jones in the midfield. kagawa on the bench and yet he prefers buttner as a winger. it's politics!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:53pm On May 05, 2013
elampiro: Giggs seems to be the most purposeful player in this match.
giggs purposeful? he lost us the game as he has done a couple of times at old trafford this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:37pm On May 05, 2013
jones/giggs should have been chicharito/nani.
Politics › Re: Modupe Adelabu Is Ekiti 's Deputy Governor by coogar: 3:21pm On May 05, 2013
apache77: Yea- as well his sisters- Dolapo- the doctor, Doyin the accountant and dayo the barrister..Abeg where diz my people?
pretty sisters - i saw dayo in london a couple of years ago. she's married now though!
Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 3:18pm On May 05, 2013
aniiii: Pm me if you need your hairy chests scratched wink I have very sharp nails kiss
what are you? magic powder or wahl clippers?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:16pm On May 05, 2013
MUFC XI: Lindegaard, Rafael, Evans, Vidic, Evra, Jones, Anderson, Cleverley, Valencia, Giggs, RvP
#MUFC

Chelsea XI: Cech; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, David Luiz, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; Oscar, Mata, Moses; Ba.
#CFC
Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 2:23pm On May 05, 2013
Winneygirl: 4 me, I think a little hair wud do.
I don't like raw skin after waxing/shaving, be it head, beard or chest.
As long as U are not qualified to contest 4 'Mr. Hair', U are good.
how little is little? sean connery or hugh jackman?
Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 1:56pm On May 05, 2013
Vikin: See them coming out grin
Association of big tummies..
i don't even have anything remotely close to a big tummy but i know these men get their fair share of female admirers.
Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 1:51pm On May 05, 2013
Vikin: Keep deceiving ur self, go reduce that belly of yours or wear appropriate dress o....

With that ur belly, u should be thinking of wearing a buba to the beach..

Money cannot save you this time esp in a pool or beach!
undecided tongue
big tummies are sexy on men......
vikin, stop hating!

Vikin: I love me playing with the silky hair chest.... tongue

If you go hairless, am sorry to say, na your nippleeee go suffer for my hands tongue
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Family › Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by coogar: 1:13pm On May 05, 2013
baba oyo, hairless chest is the best option.

it's the safest bet - women who like hairy chest do not hate men with no hair on their chest. you would find out these women are indifferent to whether you are hairy or not.

personally, i would not jump into a pool if the men in it are hairy before something jumps from your chest into the pool. so go and wax your torso before embarking on this journey of yours!
Politics › Re: Modupe Adelabu Is Ekiti 's Deputy Governor by coogar: 12:05pm On May 05, 2013
BinghiNya: did u finish from oau
no, i know a lot of people that did. i visited several times too.
Politics › Re: Modupe Adelabu Is Ekiti 's Deputy Governor by coogar: 11:40am On May 05, 2013
oh my gosh - this is dapo adelabu's mum.
time to ring dapo. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:43pm On May 04, 2013
CFCfan: I just read on "The Sun" (UK) newspaper that Man United will need to pay at least, 80million Pounds to get Lewandowski!
the sun - the newspaper for people who drive minivans and shág pröstitutes!
Politics › Re: Over 1m Nigerians Live In London – Mayor Of London by coogar: 10:33pm On May 04, 2013
Afam4eva: It's just now that i'm realizing that he doesn't actually look as white as other whites. But i don't anybody that had a drop of black blood was classified as black. Why is his own different.
a drop of black blood means not white.

Btw, how about the black Britons. How come no one talks about them. Is their population even as much as that of Nigerians in the UK? They seem to have been swallowed by the population of other blacks.
you mean no one talks about danny welbeck, daniel sturridge, lennox lewis, linford christie or idris elba?
Politics › Re: Over 1m Nigerians Live In London – Mayor Of London by coogar: 10:25pm On May 04, 2013
Afam4eva: Wow! He looks totally white. How's it even possible. This was how i felt when i was told 7 years ago that Maria Carey was black with an Irish mother. I didn't see anything black about her then.
open your eyes, afam!!!
Family › Re: Is A Child's Education An Achievement To Parents Or Their Responsibility? by coogar: 9:58pm On May 04, 2013
chikk: Hmmmm. I don't get u at all. I aked a simple question: is child education an achievement or a responsibility to parents? Jeez can't you answer straight? What has that got to do with emotions of child rearing? Simply say its a responsibility, an achievement or both! That's all.
it's a bit of both!
the parents must provide the education and the child must also be attentive enough to take advantage of the education the parents have provided.
Politics › Re: Over 1m Nigerians Live In London – Mayor Of London by coogar: 9:53pm On May 04, 2013
[quote author=Real-Mccoy]I doubt that coogar dude has a credit card with a visa logo on it. He argues like a blind Shephard.
Life is good out here in the west coast bruv, its sunny out here in Cali and the girls are out in their Bikini suits
Showing their well shaved butt cracks...I am at the Beach with some pals. How is life in general bruv? I miss dem Jamaican jerk chickens in London.[/quote]i was using a credit card way before you were busy beating your competition in the fallopian tube. only an unexposed village heifer like yourself would be scared to use your card anywhere in the UK. the card issuers know there are risks and they set money aside to take care of such contingencies.
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 9:38pm On May 04, 2013
biolabee: Good point...why would a woman use her money to sponsor not only her polygamic husband but the brood of the other wife and her rival too..?!
ask simbiat abiola(MKO's first wife)
it was in her house abiola first ate "white rice". go and read his autobiography. whatever abiola became later was through her influence and she supported abiola having as many wives and as many babymommas his sëxual appetite could handle.
Politics › Re: Over 1m Nigerians Live In London – Mayor Of London by coogar: 9:34pm On May 04, 2013
shymexx: I don't think it takes 2 mins... The minimum is 3 days.

You have to wait till the transaction appears on your account and the money will be refunded as it's about to leave your account to the merchant's account on the 3rd day... That's the minimum but sometimes it can take up to 3 months or more... Some banks don't even refund the money(esp. Nationwide and Santander) - you'll have to contact those who took the money out to get your money back...
that's the point.....
i must have seen the transaction on my statement to detect the fraud in the first place.
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 9:13pm On May 04, 2013
biolabee: Thats what its about.. A money matter

A poor man will manage with monogamy while a polygamic poor man has his essential expenditure doubled
what if one of his wives is actually doing well? where do people get this idea that a poor polygamist cannot get a wife that is financially out of his league?
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 8:53pm On May 04, 2013
armyofone: grin
thank you, just leave cougar to continue dilly dallying around grin

so freaking hilarious, you are something else.
there's no dilly-dallying here.....
managing wives shouldn't be a big task for men who head conglomerates with 20-150 staff members working under them.
Politics › Re: Over 1m Nigerians Live In London – Mayor Of London by coogar: 8:48pm On May 04, 2013
[quote author=Real-Mccoy]If it is that easy to get your stolen money back from the merchant, how come your NAIJA peeps in the UK pop Champaign in clubs and buy luxury cars with stolen information without been detected in a week? Are you sure you don't reside in Lala land where everything is easy?[/quote]you are clueless.....
how would the merchant trace the fraudster? a guy used your details to order 3 ipads delivered to an address. merchant got paid and delivered the devices. it later turned out the transaction was fraudulent. the worst the merchant can do is to get the police involved and go to the delivery address......if they don't find the devices there, the case gets closed!

police won't even get involved if the cost if the cost is less than £10k. the cost of conducting the investigation outweighs the crime if its less than £10k so it's between you and your bank and the merchant! this is how it works on the island unless you want to fund the investigation with your own money. cyber-stunts are not considered serious crimes in the UK, it's not a violent crime neither is it drug-peddling.
Family › Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by coogar: 8:42pm On May 04, 2013
biolabee: Maybe that was then... with economic realities as they are
A poor man will die with polygamy
a poor man will die with monogamy as well.

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