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adaobi123: awwww that would be nice
but ask me again on the 19th june

i would be in cali then fixing the final phase of feed me more's sex change.

CFCfan: I fit join una, alongside Tonto Dikeh? I want to make the frontpage!

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Rommello: On the issue of two man cells. That is generally the norm in the Uk penal system but there are prisons where inmates are housed in three/four man cells. Belmarsh is one of these facilities that does that. So you have four hard, most probably violent men(..excuse the assumption!! ) cooped up in a cell with one TV and remote... I'm guessing you can do the math.

i have been told UK prisons are not even up to standard if you compare to the prisons in other countries of western europe. the EU still wants UK penal system to adopt the one prisoner per cell policy. they want the prisoner to have the rights to access information(newspaper, internet, etc), 3 square meals and some education as well.

Feed me more: You never gave me your ring, BABE! Got ur ring.

gimme my ring before i call the national guards........

adaobi123:
she ran away when she saw you

ada, tomorrow is going to be another sunny day - how about a trip to southend by the beach?

StarBoard: I dont think that fact is enough to classify them as underdogs. Like Sleekdot says, Real are 13 points behind Barca. In that context it is a surprise that they are in the semis of the CL this season.

that's exactly my point, all these minnows want to do it the chelsea way or the milan way in 2007 or liverpool way in 2005. they throw the league and concentrate fully on europe. united put more effort on the premier league.

That does not diminish their status as a top team in Europe.
I'm pretty sure that United won't need to sacrifice any race for the other, because they normally go all out for the top competitions even though the Premier League is the priority.

this is why someone should tell dayothecamel to shut the fück up about power shift to germany. they have to play in the final for 5 consecutive seasons to even get my consideration. one or two seasons ain't enough. english clubs were at it from 2005 till 2009.

Dortmund are past winners of this competition when it was actually harder to win it (i.e. with only two reps from the top countries and 16 teams in the group phase). They are the anti-thesis of big-spending Bayern and have achieved success without having to throw too much cash around.They are not a small team by any means.

i think it's more difficult these days.....
oligarchs and russian billionaires have spoilt it for clubs with pedigree. without roman's dirty money, bayern would have won it last season without wahala. now we have PSG, malaga and city throwing the spanner in the wheels of the teams with pedigree.

They may be the least in term of pedigree of the remaining teams, but they are unbeaten so far in this competition. That should count for something, i think.

i agree - they are good value for money in the confines of the german republic. it does not make every player of theirs world class like dayo keeps singing. jeeeez, the wänkfest is toe-curling!

montelik: Dortmund underdogs? Weren't they SAF's pick to win the UCL.

mbulela: Anderson does not provide anything. How else do you want us to explain this obvious fact?

anderson is the soul of man utd midfield!

adaobi123: Nwannem nwanyi, i dey.
how have you been ?

hi ada, where's feed them more?
i need my ring back.......

MRbrownJAY: as much as her story is painful to hear, she MUST go back to Nigeria. this is the decision that the British Gov took and she should follow the law. no sympathy should be taken into consideration as this will simply open the door for more asylum seeker (or what not) to do the same thing as a last attempt to stay in the UK.

there are many ways to fight such cases, but attempting suicide is NOT one of them.

she won't go anywhere - her suicide move and the publicity would get her pardoned!

nateevs: Some of the comments here are bizarre. It's like nothing happens for a reason in football. It's all chance, co-incidence. Do these little things not matter? I am not saying Dortmund got a big one over Madrid because of the break but is it that the break doesn't help in a way?

the average intelligence of most people here is below the human threshold!
i have been asking this question since if the winter break is an advantage or a disadvantage. how can anyone discount the effect of having a month's break in the middle of a season?

i am not surprised with dayo, ibime and debosky(they have always been useless upstairs) but when you add sephia into the equation, then it just sums up my suspicion that there are few intelligent posters on here. thank you sephia - for completing the aroma of shït!

StarBoard: @coogar,
I wouldn't exactly put Dortmund in the category of Dark Horses.
I'm thinking they've been there and about over the years and it's not a surprise they've gotten this far.Two-time defending bunsesliga champions isnt a mean feat in the midst of the mighty Bayern.
You are correct that the European competiton throws up the odd underdog every year. By your formula, it wouldnt be out of place to put Dortmund in that list,though they sort of have European pedigree

they are 20 points below bayern in germany!
if united sacrifice the premier league title to chase the champions league, don't you think we would be fierce in europe?

funnyx: Sometimes I wonder how UKBA staffs reason, there are far more obvious cases of fake marriages thay they do nothing about especially those that involved EU citizens.
This girl will NOT be deported, all the bragado you're reading on newspaper is different to what's truly happening, I have seen far worst cases of people who doesn't even have anything reasonable to hang on to yet they were granted leave to remain.

once the story is in the news, she won't be deported again.
a lonely rich woman out there would just decide to help them out with her money or connections cos she finds their story romantic.

biolabee: Instead of Abortion read birth control
If family planning methods and techniques are ubiquitous, the number of children being born will reduce also hence NGOs are working hard in various indigent communities with mothers to teach birth control

how many rural women have access to birth control pills? the ones who have access to pills don't even take medicine because of their staunch religious beliefs. some women don't like birth control pills cos they are scared of the side effects. this is nigeria not texas!

However generally some die hard guys believe children are a store of wealth and are against family planning
If I no get money like rich man, I go get pikin pass am LOL.

the pertinent question remains - if we nigerians don't patronise these kids, the parents won't have anywhere to send them. if every nigerian refuses to accept the services of any child that should be in school studying, there would be no motivation from the parents to send them out to work.

i reiterate, every nigerian is guilty including the useless NGOs!

Afolabs101: You said "prison violence is at barest minimum", I was just disputing that with the example of my brother. You then said I was lying about my brother so I presented some articles that highlight the violence in the UK prison system just like prisons are violent all over the world. How would a place that houses criminals not be violent?

there's little or no prison violence in the UK....
suicide is the highest cause of death in UK prisons, not murder or manslaughter. what was the reason your brother was at the hospital?

With regards to overcrowding, the articles may be written by liberals but they quote reports. In one of them, a report by the Chief Inspector of Prisons is what is quoted as saying "Winchester jail holds 680 prisoners in cells meant for 500". The Chief Prisons Inspector goes on to say "The prison suffered many of the problems typical of local jails. It was seriously overcrowded [/b]and the resources to do with a challenging and needy population were very stretched."

But I guess you know better than the Chief Inspector of Prisons who is an appointee of a [b]CONSERVATIVE government, or maybe you are talking from first hand experience as a prison guard or inmate.

it seems you have an eye defect......
i said the EU want all european countries to have the one prisoner per cell policy. 2 prisoners in a cell that is bigger than most bedrooms in nigeria is not overcrowding. it's a bunk bed with a wash-hand basin and a WC in the closet. is that overcrowding?

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this is the standard prison cell in the UK occupied by 2 prisoners - how many 3rd world countries have it this good even outside the prison walls? overcrowding in the UK standard is not the same with the way you would look at it in nigeria. UK prisons are like hotels!

https://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2008/08/article-0-0042e07400000258-337_468x306.jpg

that's a prisoner with his playstation!

debosky: I'm sure parents know the kids are their responsibility, but if they can't afford to take care of them, talking of responsibility at that point is medicine after death.

If the parents are unable to take care of the kids, then what? Like I said earlier, we should focus on stopping people having more kids than they can cope with - that's the only long term solution.

you are a hypocrite....
focus on stopping people having more kids and yet you are against abortion. focus on stopping people having more kids and yet you patronise these children hawking wares on the street thus contributing your own quota of child abuse.

what rights have you got to speak against the parents sending their kids to work as maids when your money is what motivates these parents to push their kids to work in the first place? you are as guilty as the parents. when one was the last time you refused to buy pure water from a child in lagos?

you people need some soul searching - every nigerian is guilty!

Afolabs101: 1- To just accuse me of lying based on nothing is also not a way to argue and quite immature. Here are some articles that highlight violence in UK prisons:
Drugs, alcohol and violence all rife at Lincoln Prison - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9736369/Drugs-alcohol-and-violence-all-rife-at-Lincoln-Prison.html

Knife fights, drug problems and visits from mum... inside the UK's toughest youth prison - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/inside-the-uks-toughest-youth-prison-799120

Winchester prison's violence and drug problems revealed in report

Concerns raised by chief inspector of prisons over Victorian facility that holds 180 more inmates than it should - http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/20/winchester-prison-violence-drugs

2 - "Most prisons are overcrowded - Prison Reform Trust" - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19395427. I just had to google "overcrowded prisons" for that.

3- "Metropolitan police still institutionally racist, say black and Asian officers" - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/21/metropolitan-police-institutionally-racist-black.

you lack cognitive reasoning......
how did these links prove your brother almost died at the hospital? then you went on google to scoop out articles written by liberals who want each prisoner to have a cell to himself like the EU laws dictate. that would not happen overnight if new prisons are not built.

as it is today, the maximum number of lags in a cell is two. an enhanced prisoner(prisoners that are trustworthy) gets a cell to himself - is that overcrowding? go to nigeria and other 3rd world countries and see 40-80 prisoners in one cell and you would understand the meaning of overcrowding!

Afolabs101: @Coogar - "As at the time of writing, HMP Durham could not confirm if he was convicted of any crime".
You said he was charged with 3 crimes, where do you get your information from
MUMU

you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus!
if you don't know the difference between charges and conviction then i have largely overestimated your intelligence......he had 3 charges against him and that's why he is in prison awaiting the outcome of the trial in the first place. it's only after he's been found guilty that the word "convict" comes into play.

you are such a dullard!

Fussbot: so??jst bcus gundogan had a decent game yestdae naw makes him a world class or better dan welbeck??btw dey ain't playing in d same position...mtshweew...I wld rada buy bender..

don't mind the tool.......

dripping pre-ejaculatiöns everywhere on the forum because 2 german clubs are at the cusp of playing in the champions league final since it's inception. the fool must also think when united fans wanted dembele too - it's because he's german or it's because he's better than rooney!

every season brings out a dark horse club. this time last season, fans were fawning over athletico bilbao too. muniain, martinez, llorentte were the flavour of the season.....where are they today? someone should put a leash on sleekdot before he dies of heart attack. it would be a travesty if he dies before he sees another german club lift the champions league.

you have waited for 13 seasons - 1 more month shouldn't be hard, sleekdot!

sleekdot: Sahin? Because some clubs are foolish enough to buy players going down. The same Sahin cant even break back into the Dortmund team
Dzeko is still wayy better than your boyfriend Fernandud

you are a tool - sahin was the best player in germany before moving to madrid! he got there and became shyte. dortmund are one of those teams whose strength has a lot to do with the coaching and management. their work-rate and defensive cohesion is entirely coached, and most teams in england just don't have it. therefore, there's no guarantee any of those players would do well if they move out of bundesliga.

sleekdot: The same Gundogan this raggamuffin was yarning opaks about 3 days ago

shut up your stüpid mouth - can welbeck play as a central midfielder or have you lost your ability to reason properly? all of a sudden, all bundesliga players are world class and in front of our eyes we saw how the highly rated nuru sahin looked shyte in madrid and looked even shittier in liverpool.

there's no guarantee lewandowski or gotze would cut it in the premier league........dzeko is another example of a big time player in germany that has flopped in england! put them in teams who don't play the high-octane energy games they are used to and they would wither off!

i will say get rid of giggs.....
bring in gundogan to complement what carrick, anderson and cleverley currently provide and we would be very fine!

debosky: Winter break ko, summer holiday ni.

Dortmund had winter break last season did they not? Yet Arsenal beat them at the Emirates and drew at the Iduna.

Sometimes things click for you and it works.

then the credits should go to arsenal.....in spite of not having a winter break and playing an extra domestic competition, they still mauled dortmund!

a tired athlete can still beat a well-rested athlete if the latter is totally useless but that does not mean the latter doesn't have the advantage if he utilises it.

duduspace: What a season, the most interesting in ages. On the final day I got 2 of my 3 wishes. We got 3rd and finished ahead of spuds, Manure didn't win but unfortunately Bolton went down so less PL games to watch next season, fortunately Wigan stays. Congratulations to City and now can we go out and do some spending. It is going to be a long way back for Manure from here in my humble opinion as they will have a lot of changes in their team but we also have our work cut out to cut back that 19 point difference in league points between us and the Mancunians.

where's duduspace to defend this comment made 11 months ago?

[quote author=kayci_d77]One 0f ur relative must have been one of IBB's criminal[/quote]why don't you just shut up and concentrate on your own choice?

best - IBB(brilliant economic policies)
worst - OBJ(clueless, idiotic, worthless)

Pataki: She will be subjected to a mental health assessment by two psychiatric doctors, a professional mental health nurse and a social worker.

Now this is where I presume it gets tricky - she is due to be deported from the UK, hence she currently has no right of stay in the UK! Her now high medical expenses will be paid by the UK government from tax money.

If she is found to be psychologically OK following the mental health assessment done, she will be put on the next available flight to Nigeria!

If she not mentally stable - suicidal in thoughts and speech (nigerians sabi do am wella sha), her whole immigration story will now be properly scrutinised, including biological evidence to her age, and if found incorrect - she will still be deported!

Either ways, her best option is to quietly return to Nigeria and follow the right thing. She already screwed things up for herself.

while all this is happening, some female activists and human rights activists are in court or constituting a nuisance somewhere to fight her case. i heard the woman with the quintuplets is still in the UK with a 6-bedroom house funded by your taxes. women have it easy in this country whether as an immigrant or as a permanent resident!

just this morning, i saw on TV that a man can still be guilty of räpe in the UK even if it's consensual sex.

justwise: That has changed long ago, illegal immigrants can get married in the UK now without UKBA permission or certificate of marriage, but when that person applies for a stay with that marriage certificate his or her status before marriage comes up.

if this rings true, how come UKBA still lurk around registries to arrest couples suspected to be involved in sham weddings?

Feed me more: ....from feed me more to Coogar.

let us know when the surgery is complete!

bee444: You are what age you tell anybody to be. Have you seen a British or American 19 yr old of late? You'd be amazed of their size. Stop drinking panadol for someone else's headache. The age or dob on your passport is your age, who cares if you are less or more?

exactly!
you are what name or what age you have on your passport! that is besides the point! how did this woman arrange a wedding if she's an illegal immigrant? to the best of my knowledge, the home office must approve any court wedding before the ceremony......

Afolabs101: My brother was hospitalised and almost died the second time he went into HMP (wormwood scrubs), so UK prisons are not hotels with violence at the barest minimum. You're talking of overcrowded prisons housing some of the most violent and dangerous people in the country and you don't think it will be violent

your brother was hospitalised and nearly died of what? stop telling porkies. overcrowded prisons my foot - the maximum number of lags in a cell is 2. enhanced prisoners even get to keep a single cell!

And why does it have to be immigration or drugs charge? The British Police are known (and it has been documented in the Lord Macpherson's inquiry into the death of Stephen Lawrence) to be institutionally racist. he may have been picked up and arrested no good reason

death of stephen lawrence was 20 yrs ago. you cannot use a one-off incident to project a whole nation. it's like saying all nigerians are killers because of what happened in ALUU village! you destroy your own credibility when you argue this way.

it turned out that this dude had 3 charges against him - trust me, it's even worse than drug peddling or immigration issue.

•a nigerian woman
•married to a british guy.
•she attempted suicide to evade deportation.

they are not going to deport her again after this incident - she's smart!

[quote author=ShyM-X]@the bolded - that's bad mind.... [/quote]reality talks in the opposite.
when he says someone is not fine - it means she's a beauty. adaobi makes the cut!

[quote author=ShyM-X]I like that...

You also need to start looking and acting hiphop - Arab boys love hiphop and the American gangstar lifestyle...

Also gatts smoke shisha with them... [/quote]don't tell me you visit 'em hookah bars.....

ItsModella:

Facially, Senegalese men are not eye catching. Desmond Elliot is way above their league. But they are usually tall, dark and lanky. Perhaps, that is what you mean by authentic African features.

i am not talking about the face - i am talking about their physique and the tall frame, unlike desmond whose bütt makes omotola jealous......

ItsModella: they're probably Senegalese.

certainly senegalese...
tall, very dark with the authentic african male features. senegalese are the true african males. if you compare the average senegalese dude to desmond elliot, you are bound to be embarrassed!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Word! - you need to visit Dubai and your life will never be same again!! Ferraris, Bentleys, RRs etc. everywhere, bro..

India Brits also have crazy money, but they're not on the gulf boys' level...[/quote]some white boys are mad with the cheddarz too. i was at sketch the other night when these city boys came n they shut the joint down!

[quote author=ShyM-X]Bro., they took extravagant lifestyle to the next level...

A trip to West End, or West London on a weekend is enough to know how stupendously wealthy these folks are...[/quote]there's no limit to how much these guys can burn.....gulf boys and city traders are cash crazy!

2legit2qwt: True that, they spend like crazy to get laid but would rather be seen with their kind

they don't spend like crazy to get laid - that's their lifestyle. with or without a female companion, these guys spend like there's no tomorrow.

[quote author=ShyM-X]However, one thing you can't take away from Arab nyggahs is that they've got money and luxury items for days!!!

I doubt any race/group/colour/creed of men on this planet can compete with those guys from the gulf region when it comes to raw cash!!![/quote]oil money, mate!
these boys bring their sport cars from the gulf region via air to come and show off in london just for a weekend. wealthy brats!