₦airaland Forum

armyofone: not really, you see why men don't live long? unnecessary stress, such as allowing little johnny to take control his big head

"little" johnny is the only reason men live....
so what you consider little is not really little. if you want to hurt any man, speak ill of his johnny and watch him snarl at you.

men don't live long? says who?
the reason men don't live long has nothing to do with polying. there are various other factors. men actually lived long when polygamy was the fad. moses, abraham, jacob, david, etc all spent about 150 years each before they gave up the ghost!

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]From your statement I doubt your identity have been stolen, do you think it takes a month to get your money back? Some Banks would ask for court document before a refund process is initiated. Some retired Credit card thieves may be on here reading this thread, their honest opinion is welcome[/quote]it takes 2 mins to get the money back.....
the banks know there are risks of unauthorised transaction with bank cards. if you suspect your money has been taken, call your bank and they would cancel your card instantly and you would get the money back. they send out a form to your address and you sign it and the merchant that took the money would refund the bank. it's as easy as that unless you stay in papua new guinea.

Tgirl4real: Hehehehe

Left to me, na OYO dat man dey o. As a matter of fact, he will be the one on his toes to convince me the woman isn't taking my place. He has to put in extra effort to manage 2 women effectively, else...

most men are good managers and they can multitask effectively. we do this man-management on a daily basis in our professions - why would it be difficult to apply the same principle with women?

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]I read the whole thread, so far Shymexx is the only person stating real fact. I was in the UK not too long and was advised by Nigerians over there not to buy stuff in Nigerian own stores using a credit card and to pay by cash.[/quote]what difference does it make?
the people that advised you are complete bellends. if you suspect any strange transaction in your statement, your bank would refund your money, issue you another card before investigating. you are always at risk using your credit card anywhere on the planet - i had my card details stolen on PSN in 2011.

- 48 percent of Black Caribbean men are in mixed race relationships.
- 34 percent of Black Caribbean women are in mixed race relationships.
- Overall, younger people from most ethnic backgrounds are more likely to be in mixed race relationships; 10 percent of 16-29 year olds, compared to 8 percent of 30-59 year olds.

mixed-race relationships are sweet!
come on - i can boldly say a man has not really lived if he's yet to date across the racial lines.

eGuerrilla: I will throw in an extra 300,000 just to be on the safe side, if you know what I mean.

there could be 1 million nigerians in london - nigerians pour into this island on a daily basis and majority don't return back. hardly would you go anywhere in the south/east axis and not find nigerians holding 2 or more phones to their heads.

shymexx: But that doesn't change anything...

it does - you just don't have an idea.
to say nigerians don't create wealth in the UK is misleading. there are restaurants, african stores, accounting firms and immigration law firms owned by nigerians dotted across the capital.

shymexx: Did you say Tilbury? - you're a joker... Tilbury is just 20 mins drive from where I live now and there's absolutely nothing special about Tilbury... You should have said Brentwood, or any other affluent place in the London-Essex axis... However, Indians own Brentwood as well...

you like jumping the gun - i am talking about the port there - where nigerians send wares back home.

Tgirl4real: Simple!

A dedicated mistress is almost equals to having a second wife.

Secondly, a dedicated mistress will most likely have a love child for ur hubby.

Women don't love competition.

but competition is good - it brings out the best of the competitors. the man wins cos the women would be bent in outfoxing each other.

shymexx: You're living in denial... The difference is so wide that even Nigerian officials use them and their companies for money laundering... Indians are deep in the system and they operate at every level of wealth creation - from blue chip companies, to road side corner-shops...

Don't even get me started with real estate and some of the major law firms in the UK...

there's no wide difference -
the information on the internet is not far-fetched. there's no wide difference. nigerians are not slouches in the UK, a trip to tilbury on any day of the week would tell you nigerians are rich but bogged down by dependent relatives or the mad love for their country. by the time these people send money home, there's little or no money left to afford the kind of lifestyle you expect from them.

shymexx: So, Nigerians in the UK live better than Indians? You need to go out more. Indians are so far ahead in the UK, I doubt we'll come close to sniffing their "curry" in the next 40 years...

i did not say that -
read the words again - i said you cannot tell me indians live considerably better than nigerians in the UK. what i am trying to say is even if we agree the indians live better, the difference is touch and go(marginal)!!!!!


Chimesie Osifi, 40, who runs an internet cafe in Peckham, sends between £500 and £1,000 to his family in Nigeria several times a year.

"I try to send money every month or six weeks. Most of it goes to my mum," he says. "This money is a lot to me, but my mum has done so much for me that I want to send it to her. I am one of nine children so my mum manages to survive OK in Nigeria."

Most of the money he sends to his mother, a retired teacher, is spent on the upkeep of her house and for odd jobs Osifi cannot do himself.

He plans to return to Nigeria in the next three or four years and go into politics. "Nigeria is going through difficult times and we need to contribute to the wellbeing of the country. No matter how small, we should all contribute."

culled from guardianUK

eGuerrilla: @coogar,
Please provide the source of that infographic.
I need to understand why Nigerians in South Africa are missing from the list.

hold on......
the facts are here - http://static.guim.co.uk/interactivestore/2013/1/31/1359656845999/792200/index.html?mobile=true

use the drop-box and put any country and the stats of the inflow n outflow of cash would flash across your eyes.

shymexx: That doesn't prove anything, to be honest... and we've no excuse whatsoever...

Now, compare that to Indians and Chinese:

Indians working abroad continue to send more money home than their counterparts from other countries.

In 2012, India topped the list with $70bn (£47bn) of remittance inflows, followed by China ($66bn), the Philippines and Mexico ($24bn each), Nigeria ($21bn), according to the latest World Bank figures on migration and remittances.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-21570622

india? china?
there are more chinese people in diaspora than the population of nigeria, how fair is the comparison? india's population is also huge so i expect them to be up there as well. however, from the UK, only the indians send more money home than nigerians and you cannot tell me indians live considerably better than nigerians in the UK. the point still stands - nigerians in the UK remit a fraction of their income to nigeria and that makes it more difficult to live an opulent life in comparison to the average brit!

shymexx: Who doesn't do that? - most Asians do that including the ones who have been here for generations... That's why most of them are/were raised to speak their language and live within the consciousness of their culture(s)... There are Asians born in the UK who can't even speak English properly - that's how connected they're to their country... Go to Birmigham and Bradford and you'll meet tons of them over there...

We just don't know how to create wealth and there's absolutely no excuse for that...

nigeria is the 5th biggest recipient of remittances in the world. do your research very well.

what's the value of man utd when the glazers took over? what's the value as we speak? you can complain about their LBO but you cannot belittle their commercial acumen - they know what they are doing. the senior debt of £744m in 2010 has been reduced to £310m in 2013 while paying interests.

then again, it makes me laugh when anti-glazer crew talk about how much united have lost servicing their debt and how that amount could have been used to buy 5 messis and 3 ronaldos. it's mere speculation.....that money could as well be converted to dividends for the shareholders with no penny going towards the transfer account.

we were not a club with growing commercial revenue before the glazers. we simply had no idea on how to make more money with the brand. how many sponsors did we have in 2005? how many today? the glazers set up an office in london & hong kong to scour for partners here and there. the DHL deal and the chevrolet deal are unprecedented - not even in spain. somehow, united managed to cough out £12m per annum from chevrolet even though the deal does not take effect until 2014. after 2014, the deal is worth £44m per year.

our revenue this year is being predicted to be around £150m to £180m. say what you like, the glazers have turned it around and things are ticking nicely. they could pay off all the debt by 2017 if the titles keep rolling in and if we keep playing in the champions league. compare them to the other owners and maybe you would appreciate their acumen. would the fans of chelsea, arsenal or liverpool not wish to have owners like the glazers? have you ever seen them imposing players on fergie or appointing a football director?

shymexx: Bro., let's just feign ignorance that there 1million are Nigerians in the London... But what's point of having so many people with nothing to show for it? All we do is just party hard and turn every darn place to a freaking church... Heck, even most African shops where they sell African foodstuffs are owned by the Asians - that's pretty much how useless we're... Screaming on the darn phone on buses and talking loud on the streets = Nigerians...

it's hard for nigerians to keep it real in the UK and do the same again in nigeria. nigerians are practically living a double-life out here. majority of the nigerians you see here siphon 80% of their income to nigeria to secure properties or take care of dependent relatives. such expenses put a dent on their social life here - my barber has been here for about 10 years, he stays in a shared house like a pauper but he's completed his house in lagos. his next project? to build another house and rent it out - that's the mentality!

montelik: I totally agree with you, I would rather have the Glazers than some other owners. Still that doesn't change the fact that they have attached unnecessary weights to the club. Yes revenue streams have expanded under the Glazers, but those had been steadily growing even before their leveraged takeover. Man United's commercial revenues and had also been steadily increasing in the PLC era, so its hardly like the Glazers came and made a remarkable discovery. The increased TV money that has grown our revenues have little to do with them. Yes United has expanded its revenue streams under them, but guess what, we had been growing our revenues consistently as a PLC. Peerless, please. They took a working formula and cranked it up a little in some places, at the cost of half billion dollars in debt financing that could have been reinvested back into the club, which instead went to finance the privilege of their ownership.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2012/feb/22/manchester-united-glazers-debt

that article is as old as fück now, david conn has written another one where he literally admitted the glazers won in the end. to belittle what the glazers have done commercially is a cardinal sin - they have completely put us far ahead of the other clubs by setting up a commercial team in london and then hong kong. as i write, united have about 80 sponsors(primary and secondary) - you just need to look at our rivals in the top four and compare how far ahead we have gone.......

as far as i am concerned, there are only 2 indian movies - sholay and the others as one. no indian movie can beat the storyline, the intrigue and the suspense of sholay!

top top indian movie....whoa, i can still envision gabbar singh executing about 7 relatives of the police inspector and the corpses were all covered in white cloth and the wind blew it off except that of the youngest boy in the family.

SAM1979: 4 years in marriage wt a kid while expectn another baby in 2 mths tym. My wife has bluntly refused to set up business and has neva earned a kobo in 4 yrs of marriage. Efforts to implore her to start up small-scale business has earned me insults & abuse. The Mother has alwaz encouraged her evil deeds. i dnt go visitn her parents afta d abuse on my 1st visit . Am into small scale private business to support d family. Lately, am seriously considering divorce & to take custody of my daughter. Is divorce on grounds of idleness, abuse and insult permissible in court. Wht might be required of me as obligation thereafter? This lady caused several problems which led to loss of my banking job and a small protocol contract i wz doin later?

you would be worse off with a divorce, be ready to lose 50% of your savings to your wife - you would also pay child support till your baby turns 16 or 18. it's a woman's world. you should learn to manage mini-crisis such as this. divorce is no child's play - it's rendered most men homeless and penniless.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]If I were to be a Gaffer, i'd mould Luiz into a DM, I See a blend of Steel n Flair enveloped in dah Brazilian raring to be Sharpened!

First eva UEFA competition trip to Amsterdam, who'd eva think we'd In 2 Consecutive seasons be in UEFA Competition finals In reverse Order?![/color]

how standard must have fallen.....
that's the thing about english clubs in europa league - there's no real desire to win it. if chelsea were knee deep in the title race, they wouldn't have gone this far in europa. the premier league is the priority for the top 6 clubs in england!

montelik: You can thank the Glazers and the massive interest payments we are saddled with for draining of all the extra revenue generated. But hopefully once the debt is contained, we will back to our financial muscle of before.

what the glazers have done in terms of getting us record-breaking endorsements is peerless. they might have saddled the club with debt but i'd rather them than roman abramovic. our best achievements were under the glazer regime - they don't interfere with who comes in or who goes out and they continue to back fergie on and off the pitch.

[quote author=Mr_TA]While Yaya is obviously a better player he didn't have a better season than Carrick. Yaya is usually a big match player but he isn't consistent which is his main flaw. Carrick is the more steady consistent guy that isn't spectacular or flamboyant but your important and effective for us. Definitely deserved his place in the team of the year.[/quote]carrick has consistently been the best deep-lying midfielder in the premier league. in 6 seasons, he has won 4 premier league titles playing 90% of the league games in the most important role in the team. the problem is not having the right blend of midfield partner to compliment carrick's outstanding skills.

giggs/scholes are too old and cleverley/anderson are the pass-n-move type of midfielders.
players like him are not appreciated in england - they prefer the all-action hero like scott parker. however, alonso + xavi have always waxed lyrical about carrick. arsene wenger also named him as the player of the season. carrick is just too good at what he does!

https://i.minus.com/iALsuQ48PGwRV.gif

montelik: I don't see where all this CR7 speculation is coming from. I will be shocked if he moves this summer. I am certain he will remain at Madrdid until 2014, then he could seek a move and Madrid may be happy to cash out and move on to their next "galactico" signing. Any one looking at CR7 now better have world record transfer money available.

the fun is over in la liga.
guardiola is off, jose is off - ronaldo might move too. if he's available then i am sure fergie would pay his transfer fees. thanks to chevrolet, Aon and DHL.

nitlad: Majority of Mourinho's signings at Inter were castaways! Players who have literarily been ostracized from their teams. Only Milito (which could hardly be described as major transfer coup then) was still a toast of his team when he was signed! Is it the hallmark of big spenders to go about signing players deemed surplus to requirements?

they still outspent their rivals in serie a!

Also, how Porto won the league 'unopposed' with the perennial challenge of Benfica and Sporting is mysterious!

porto are strong in portugal - they won titles pre mourinho and they have won plenty league titles post mourinho!

You mean a relatively unknown Mourinho outwitted a seasoned veteran in SAF through gamesmanship and intimidation in 2004?

aided by a fraudulent decision of a line assistant. scholesy's valid goal was ruled offside and that goal should have ended the affair had it stood!

Chelsea with their wealth of experience coached by Ancelloti, a European success story; Barcelona, the toast of many on the continent, fancied by billions around the globe, being fellated by majority of the football world and at the peak of their powers; Bayern the ultimate scalp in 2010 - All these clubs were undone because they were intimidated by Mourinho?

isn't this the reason mourinho made enemies everywhere he managed? he was chased out of italy and now he says he's got plenty of enemies in spain. benitez and wenger will not forget him in a jiffy! rijkaard, guardiola, mancini, etc all have one issue or the other with jose. mourinho is bad press - he's trouble!

Even Lo Monaco gave Mourinho a run for his money.
Money is important in the game, but it is also worth noting that the greater of his successes have been achieved with clubs who have relatively lesser to spend.

the money helped him a lot......

nwando: May you be blessed by 3 daughters IJN

no chance of that happening -
it would be 4 chubby sons waiting to cause mass hysteria in your area.

dayokanu: Ze Germans are going to Wembley to win another trophy

Just like the last time

Football is coming Home

How does it feel watching 2 Germans desecrating Wembley theater of English football

chelsea already did that at allianz arena last season. they even beat the best football club in germany to cap it off and chelsea effectively destroyed the myth that ze germans don't lose in a penalty shoot-out!

that musta hurt!

debosky: Whenever Bayern lose it's because they don't take it seriously.

Phoolishness on Marble by Dayokanu.

they didn't take last season's final seriously too - dayo has the brain power of a tse-tse fly.

debosky: This is why you fail exams - you can't focus on a single subject.

The fact is that Arsenal utterly defeated you on your own ground with 2 unreplied goals. Bayern did not 'allow' this to happen, they were incapable of preventing it - as your own coach admitted. Simple.

As for Bayern being in the final, don't worry, we know what happened the last time y'all were in the finals.

they got destroyed by a side that finished 6th in england......

dayokanu: Lyon denied Madrid the CL several times, Must mean Lyon is superior. More muppetry

we denied you the trophy not an ordinary game. united and bayern were both going for the treble! we won, you lost! united got the treble status, bayern are still searching for it.

Bayern did exactly what they needed to qualify or why didnt Man Utd progress? or were they diqualified?

by getting beat in the second leg against 10 men for almost half a match.

Even an almajiri in Borno knows no coach would commend such lax attitude on the field but everyone coach, fan and players knew the tie was over in the first leg.

why not? bayern didn't take it serious was your claim. so why would the manager not take to such lax attitude? you are a fool. you were beaten hands down by arsenal on the night. admit it and let's move on.

One more goal from Arsenal, Why didnt they score it or dem seize dem legs abi they were not interested in progressing to the next stage. Just like yesterday 8 more goals from Barcelona, One more goal from PSG,, 40 more points from Arsenal and they would have won the league

barely 12 months ago, another english side beat you to the trophy in the final on your home soil. let me guess - bayern didn't take it serious too. whoever scores first in the final wins as far as bayern are concerned - that was how they lost in 99 and 2012.

By May 25 when one German team wins it you can approach Festus Keyamo to help you prepare your petition and submit it at the HAGUE

That it was because of bad officiating, Messis hamburger or is it hamstring, Juves jerseys, Arsenals muppetry, Man Utd ineptitude, Madrids dressing room, Spanish economy, Justin Beibers drunkeness, Fergusons senility and your own down syndrome that made ZE GERMANS take away the trophy.

Like faggotson would say Typical Germans

we have been fasting n praying for bundesliga to taste it again. 13 seasons of loneliness = bayern better win it on the 25th so that the efforts of lahm, schweini, gomez, etc do not go in vain. it would be a travesty if those guys finish their career without winning something meaningful on the continent.

dayokanu: Who cares about United class or classroom. How can anyone be using Manure a much inferior team as a standard of class?

much inferior team that denied you the treble in 99?

Thats because idiocy in ingrained in your DNA. We beat Citeh in the game that matter the return leg we had already qualified as group leaders and Citeh already out. So whats the point of that game?

united 4-4 bayern in 2010 was also because bayern had qualified already, isn't it? arsenal 4-4 bayern could also be termed as bayern had already qualified. you are a fool of epic proportions!

Its like you EPL muppets dont understand when a game is crucial and when its a formalty. No wonder you are ejaculating over a City and Arsenal meaningless win. If the win was crucial why didnt both progress?

the game is not crucial? how come neuer was clutching on to the ball after koscielny's 2nd goal? why was your manager berating his players? you mean one more goal from arsenal wouldn't have eliminated bayern in this game you deemed not crucial? what a peabrain you seem to possess!!!!

Bayern was beaten yet progressed If you cant see that he was punking English football then I dont know how else I can explain. Delusional EPL fans always need something to hold on to, The ray of hope to hold on to Especially GAYYners who else would roll out drums because Fabregas won Euro cup as a substitute

2013- We beat Bayern in Munich Trophy
2012 - We almost came back vs Milan Trophy
2011- If not for red card to Van Persie trophy
2010 - We drew Almighty Barcelona in Emirate Trophy
2009 - We reached Semi final trophy
2008 - We won in San Siro trophy
2007 - PSV were lucky trophy
2006 - If not for Lehmann red card trophy

Ati be be lo

it's been 12 years since bayern last won it, it's been 16 years since dortmund last won it. these numbers show bundesliga are bottom class in the grand scheme of teams. this season is just what it is for y'all, it's more like fluke than anything else. the bad officiating in the first leg and messi's hamstring in the second. thunder won't strike twice like that for y'all again.

Hugoboi: My point exactly. I'd rather we pay upwards of 60 million for Ronaldo than pay 40 million plus for bale. That's plain ridiculous. We are not Real Madrid abeg

ronaldo will be 29 feb next year, bale is 24.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaVq7FxNwB8

this video tells all you need to know about carrick!

Hugoboi: You are right but then you forget the critical part of the equation which is Daniel Levy. At this point, where Bale wants to play wouldn't matter. It will be a question of how much that greedy bast.ard can squeeze out of any potential suitor. As a coach, I'd rather do business with a Moratti/Wenger combined than touch Levy with a 60 foot pole.

his hands would be tied if bale wants to move.....of course, we would pay about £40m to £55m for bale or just go get ronaldo back.

Hugoboi: That will be the day. I'd rather SAF goes after Ronaldo instead. Given Daniel Levy's blood sucking tendencies, this will be one never ending transfer saga. Well, if SAF thinks it can be done, its up to him. Afterall he holds the cheque book.

if tottenham don't make the top four, bale would leave and i am sure he would prefer playing in england than going to madrid.